Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

As long as the Holy Grail War continues and the kings never meet, the Holy Grail War will continue, and Saber will be able to continue living in this world.

"Um, Kondo-san..." Hearing this approach that sounded so familiar, Fourteen's face darkened and his lips twitched: "This is something Kamen Rider B-Knight would do, right? Absolutely!!"

"What kind of scene haven't you seen? Have you only watched Kamen Rider B-Knight all these years, you gorilla...?"

What do you take Mr. Kim for? Hajime (Aikawa Hajime)?

Although Mr. Kim is also a Joker, he's not so easy to talk to, you bastard!!

Azure Sea World

"Nani?!!"

Upon hearing this, the two perverts' expressions instantly changed, their eyes blazing with fury, their voices filled with resentment: "You're actually planning to go on a date with Saber at a time like this?!"

Berserker as bodyguard, Caster as wife, Assassin as gatekeeper, Red Archer as playmate, plus Dog who came to work...

What do these people take the Holy Grail War for? A new kind of employee recruitment fair?

Kohei angrily slammed his fist against the wall, tears streaming down his face. He gritted his teeth and cursed under his breath, "Damn it, this is too much!"

At least show some respect for the Holy Grail War! Get to the fight, you bastards!

Iori took a deep breath, her expression gradually calming down, and asked a seemingly random question: "Kouhei, do you know the summoning incantation for a Heroic Spirit?"

“I know a little…” Kohei thought seriously for a moment, then hesitated before speaking, “The lyrics are roughly: I give you magic, and you have to do my job properly…”

"Could it be?!" Kohei's expression changed drastically upon realizing the key point, and he took a step back in disbelief.

Iori reached up and pushed up glasses that weren't actually on her face, tugged at a bow that wasn't actually around her neck, and said in a deep voice, "That's right, just as you think!"

Those Heroic Spirits were lured here to work illegally through this talent recruitment event (the Holy Grail War); they just made empty promises and didn't pay them!

"That was a real laugh!" After laughing for a while, Rin Tohsaka finally stopped laughing and encouraged Shirou.

"Keep up the good work, I really like you two."

[A half-baked Servant and a half-baked magician... The thought of this strange combination made Rin's lips curl into a pleased smile; it seemed quite amusing.]

Faced with Rin Tohsaka's encouragement, Shirou, who didn't quite understand, could only nod as if he did: "Ah, I'll do my best."

“Alright, since you’ve made up your mind…” Rin Tohsaka straightened her back and looked at Shirou seriously: “Then let’s discuss the battle plan!!”

"Huh..." Shirou was dumbfounded. It's just a date with Saber, why does it require a battle plan?

"Listen up, Shirou!" Rin Tohsaka pointed at him with a serious expression and said, "A date is a battle!"

"Oh no, oh no, the Holy Grail War is really going to turn into a Date A Live game! It feels so familiar!" (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"Haha, love is war, the one who confesses first loses. Is the battle of wits between the chef and the glutton about to begin?"

After hearing Rin Tohsaka's definition of dating, the people from other worlds almost died laughing. She truly is a master strategist; even a simple date requires a battle plan…

I suggest changing the title to "Artoria Penis Wants Me to Confess ~ A Battle of Love Minds Among the Reckless Masters" instead.

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

As everyone knows, love is war! Falling in love with someone else's family first means losing... Before the inexplicable narration could finish speaking, Fujiwara Chika plopped down on the sofa.

He deliberately put on a serious and profound expression, trying to create a sense of vicissitudes of life.

Then he slowly raised his head, gazing intently into the distance, and sighed softly, as if lamenting the complexities of life: "Some say love is war..."

"However, as a love detective, I can tell you seriously that this is wrong!"

"That's just an excuse used by those two tsundere types who are too afraid to confess! Right, President, Kaguya!"

What's this about the loser being the one who confesses first? Only a fool would believe that. That only makes it impossible to stay single when there's mutual affection...

Phew——

Fujimaru Chika's sharp words were like two swords piercing Shirogane Miyuki and Kaguya's hearts, causing them to collapse to the ground with ashen faces.

At this crucial moment, Yu Ishigami, who believed that love is war, stepped forward: "By the way, Fujiwara-senpai has never been in love, right? Why are you so sure it's wrong?"

Phew——

Fujiwara Chika's smile froze on her face instantly. The counterattack, like a sword flashing in the wind, forced her to her knees, unable to rise again.

Today's match is a victory for Yuta Ishigami!

Although holding a strategy meeting for a date sounds a bit absurd, Rin Tohsaka was serious and immediately summoned Saber.

"A date? What's that? Please don't use overly technical jargon."

[The bewildered Saber looked at the two with a serious expression. After all, they were about to hold a strategy meeting; it must be something important!]

For a moment, Shirou didn't know how to explain, and after a long pause, he managed to stammer, "A date just means going out with a girl."

Saber nodded, seemingly understanding, "I get the general idea, but I have absolutely no idea what your intentions are!"

"Intentions? Is that even a question? He's obviously lusting after you, he's despicable!"

"A straight-laced man versus a vibranium-clad woman—it's truly a battle of wits in love between brutes! It's definitely a brain-teasing affair!"

Looking at the two steel-wood figures on the screen, everyone suddenly understood why the strategist Rin Tohsaka was so pleased; it was truly hilarious!

Just as Shirou was at a loss for words, Rin Tohsaka, who was standing nearby, couldn't stand it anymore: "Listen up, Saber! A date, simply put, is a secret rendezvous between a man and a woman!"

"Ahem..." This overly blunt explanation prompted Shirou to cough a few times, reminding the other person to be careful with their words.

However, Rin Tohsaka, who had already turned into a fun-loving person, ignored this and continued to explain: "It means that boys have the opportunity to show their affection to girls they like."

Just as the situation was becoming a little awkward, Illya suddenly opened the door next to her, excitedly raising her little hand: "I-I-I, Illya likes Shirou!"

She then pounced on Shirou and hugged him, her face beaming with excitement: "Illya wants to go on a date with Shirou too!"

Seeing this, Rin Tohsaka sighed with a headache: "Here it comes, the biggest enemy for a date."

"As expected of strategist Rin, you know a lot! When it comes to a date, the most terrifying enemy is, of course, a third party..."

"Haha, if we go by what C's mom says, then she's a troublesome sister-in-law. A sweet date can turn into a family trip in no time."

Seeing this, everyone looked at him with pity. It seemed that this date operation was going to suffer a crushing defeat before it even started, and no one could help him!

What's the scariest enemy on a date... a brat? A younger sister? Or a sudden, chaotic situation?

No, neither!

The most terrifying thing is that the concept of a god who can combine these three factors into one is both a brat and a younger sister in a chaotic situation!

Chapter 1169 Taking the Saber King to a fancy restaurant? You're really brave!

However, what kind of situation hasn't Rin Tohsaka, the mastermind behind everything, seen? Even this tricky situation is a piece of cake for her.

With a soft crack, Rin's signature Hellfire Cleaver technique lightly struck Illya on the back of the neck.

The sudden, heavy blow made Ilya's eyes widen instantly, the light in them vanishing like a shooting star. Her body, like a puppet with its strings cut, fell straight backward.

Looking at Rin Tohsaka, who was still posing, Shirou subconsciously swallowed: "Tohsaka, you..."

"She's just asleep!" Rin Tohsaka lied without batting an eye, then put her hands on her hips and urged Shirou on.

"Hurry up, Linqi [Pull the fins, this guy's vitality is very strong, he'll wake up soon.]"

Looking at the sleeping Illya, Shirou hesitated for a moment before decisively taking Saber out... Rin was right, it would be troublesome if Illya followed.

"Hiss, as expected of the Demon Muscle Rin, this Hell Burial Hand Chop can be described in two words—professional!"

"Haha, I didn't expect to solve the taboo problem of the naughty kid on the date so easily. However... this sleeping method is a bit hardcore!"

Seeing Ilya sleeping so restlessly, the people from other worlds were both amused and exasperated. Dating is like a battle, and love is like war—that saying is absolutely true…

Magical Girl Illya World

Seeing her own reflection on the screen, eyes rolled back in her head, Ilya stared in disbelief, her voice trembling with tears: "No, Rin-neechan, how could you do this?!"

His expression was one of deep resentment, as if he had been cruelly betrayed by the person he trusted most.

She just wanted to go on a date with her brother, but who would have thought that her beloved friend and confidante, Rin, would so ruthlessly deliver a chop to her neck...

Faced with Illya's heartbroken accusations, Rin Tohsaka lowered her head in shame. Yes, how could I have done such a thing to Illya…

Ok?

wrong? !

One in ten is incorrect!

"No, what am I ashamed of?!" Rin Tohsaka belatedly realized and suddenly woke up, gritting her teeth as she said, "Why didn't you say that when you tried to kill me not long ago?"

This is utterly outrageous! I haven't even settled the score with you for letting the Berserker kill me with a big smile on my face not long ago! And now you're complaining to me?

"..." Ilya fell silent upon hearing this, awkwardly averting her gaze, and murmured softly, "Putting aside the facts, aren't you right?"

Good grief, you've started boxing now, huh?

Rin Tohsaka's entire body turned red. This 11-year-old elementary school student actually delivered a punch that showed the power of 20 years of experience!

Who taught them this?! The Magic Ruby, huh? I'll remember this grudge!

After leaving the Emiya residence, Shirou took Saber on a bus and arrived at Fuyuki City's largest shopping mall for their date.

[And for their first date (battle), Shirou took Saber to a clothing store...]

The shop assistant smiled knowingly at the young couple before her, and greeted them with a beaming smile: "Welcome! Please feel free to open anything and take a look."

[As soon as she finished speaking, Saber grabbed the hanging clothes and ripped them off...]