Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

"Sizzle—"

[As the piercing sound rang out, the shop assistant's professional smile froze on her face, and she stared dumbfounded at the two tattered pieces of cloth in the other person's hand.]

The sensible Shirou sighed silently and quietly took out his wallet from his pocket: "Sorry, I've already bought the clothes!"

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"Gulp..." Seeing Shirou reach for his wallet right at the start of their date, the idiot Kujo swallowed hard, sweating profusely. "Tohsaka-san is right, dating is like a battle!!"

A huge sum of money was spent on a tattered piece of cloth?

The money spent on Emiya's first battle alone could probably be enough for him to say goodbye to salt water meals and eat instant noodles in a luxurious way for a month!

Such a brutal war is indeed not something everyone can afford to fight; the sacrifices are simply too great and too hard to accept...

Emiya-kun, if I may ask, are you sure you have enough money in your wallet?!

"Mingjiuyo."

Yuji placed his hands heavily on Yoshii Akihisa's shoulders, his eyes serious and his tone sincere, and said, "That may be true for others, but you are a handsome man!"

"When have you ever seen a handsome guy charge money for a date? You might even make a profit!"

"Is...is that so?" Akihisa smiled after being fooled by Yuuji's words and nodded emphatically: "In that case, it seems I don't need to worry!"

Yuuji is right. The dating war between handsome men doesn't cost money, so as a handsome man, I really don't need to worry about it.

Seeing Akihisa completely fooled, Hideyoshi helplessly reached up to rub his forehead and sighed softly, "Yuji, you really are a sinner."

Yuuji shrugged nonchalantly: "Whether he believes it or not is his business. Anyway, I didn't lie..."

There are handsome men who can make money without spending money on dates, but the problem is they have a professional name – gigolos!

Although there was a slight mishap at the beginning, it was nothing serious. After leaving the clothing store, Shirou immediately took Saber to the movie theater.

[He's watching the latest blockbuster movie, Star Wars, and Shirou is confident this will definitely move Saber!!]

However, just as Shirou reached out to take her hand, Saber, completely absorbed in the moment, clenched her fist and mimicked a move from the movie.

[Second battle, defeat...]

After the movie, Shirou took Saber to visit the aquarium, and finally they went to a fine restaurant to elegantly savor black tea.

Shirou said half-jokingly, "Eating at such a high-class restaurant, I don't feel full!"

“That’s true.” Saber nodded earnestly. “I still prefer Shirou’s cooking.”

"You want to eat your fill and then take Saber to a fancy restaurant?? Dude, if you don't want to go bankrupt, run! Run for your life!!"

"Have you forgotten Saber's words? Hunger is the enemy, and so is luxury, boy!"

Watching Shirou's final battle on his date, everyone from the other worlds was amazed. He might not be the strongest, but he was definitely the bravest Shirou Emiya they had ever seen!

How dare they take Saber to a fancy restaurant and expect her to eat her fill?!

It is common knowledge that the dishes in high-end restaurants are: large plates, few ingredients, a piece of grass in the empty space, some sauce, some crumbs, and they dare to charge you 8,800!

Saber could eat you into bankruptcy and still not be full!

Gintama World

"Honestly, young people these days have absolutely no originality." Gintoki scratched his messy natural curls, complaining with a speechless expression.

"Clothing stores, movie theaters, aquariums, restaurants... have these become the standard outfits for young people? Damn it!" (Read super-exciting novels on Feilu Novel Network!)

"If I'm not mistaken, the next date will be at the gift shop, right?"

The worst part is, who goes on a date to watch Star Wars?! The first choice would definitely be Yintama...

A gift shop? Shinpachi, whose little scheme had been exposed, was a bit confused: "Gintoki? How do you know so much about this?"

He was actually thinking that if it were him (King Zhao), he would take Saber to the gift shop after dinner.

Gintoki rolled his eyes in exasperation: "Isn't it because you bunch of perverts only ever use the same few tricks over and over again!"

Shinpachi's face flushed instantly, and she angrily retorted loudly, "Then tell me your date plans, you bastard! Riku!"

"If it were me..." A place instantly popped into Gintoki's mind—a love hotel radiating a pink, ambiguous glow.

Yes, this is definitely the best place for a date!

"Yeah, right!!! Who goes to a place like that as their first date?" Shinpachi pointed at Gintoki and roared back.

This isn't a standard outfit for a date, it's clearly a random outfit, and it'll cost you credit points, you bastard!

Gintoki scratched his head in frustration: "Since we'll end up at that place anyway, why not just skip a step?"

At the very least, this dating process is unpredictable, and might even give people a sense of surprise... uh, a feeling of being different!

"No, no, no, I'm sure there won't be any surprises." Shinpachi waved his hand with a dark face. Going to a place like that for a first date? There's only going to be a shock!

Chapter 1170 Want to change the past? Gudako: I have plenty of connections!

[The gift shop, being a crucial element of Date A Live, was naturally not forgotten by Shirou, who took Saber for a stroll after lunch.]

[The two concluded their day's activities as the sun set, strolling together on the Fuyuki Bridge, watching the sunset gradually disappear.]

Although Saber still doesn't quite understand what "dating" means, this rare experience gives her a sense of novelty she's never felt before.

"Let's go for another look next time; it's not like we're only doing it this once."

Saber's smile faded, and she slowly shook her head: "Servants exist for battle. Today's actions are tantamount to denying your own existence..."

"There aren't many enemies left. I can prepare for battle immediately if Shirou gives the order!"

Shirou doesn't understand why Saber is so eager to fight. Wouldn't it be better to just live like this?

"No, no, no, to be honest, there are still quite a few enemies left. After all, Saber's view is: luxury is the enemy, and so is hunger..."

"The Fuyuki Bridge, one of Fuyuki City's famous attractions, you really know how to pick a spot! It's a must-bomb site during the Holy Grail War!"

Seeing that Saber was still thinking about battle, everyone watching the video was speechless. Your Date A Live is having absolutely no effect, kid!

Therefore, the old trick of going to shopping malls, watching movies, and visiting gift shops is outdated...

Gintama World

"What?! They actually went to the gift shop?!" Shinpachi's eyes widened instantly, his mouth agape, his face filled with shock.

Gintoki actually guessed it right...

Is it true that for a first date, you should take the person directly to a hotel?

Is it really okay to do this? Won't I be seen as a pervert?

As the god of war in the world of pure love, Shinpachi's brain began to work overtime, and his long-established views on love began to collapse.

"Didn't I tell you already? Shinpachi! You innocent guys only know a few tricks for dating, you've been figured out a long time ago."

Gintoki gave me a knowing look, staring with dead fish eyes as he nonchalantly picked his nose: "This is easier than guessing what panties you're wearing today!"

It's like seeing Naruto from Naruto rushing towards you. What would your first thought be?

It's either a card given to Ben Xin for research purposes, or a kidney transplant; it's as obvious as an open book, there's no need to guess...

"Don't underestimate Gintoki, you idiot!" Katsura slowly raised a finger, seriously correcting him, "It could also be a seduction technique!"

"..."

My point isn't how many types of ninjutsu Naro-kun might have, but rather that it's easy to guess what kind of ninjutsu the opponent will use!

You've got the wrong thing! It's the wig!!!

"..." Upon hearing this, Shinpachi's eyes went black. Weren't we complaining about the date? How did it turn into something like dragging someone?

If he keeps riding on other people's coattails like this, even if Sorachi Gorilla has a ton of bananas, it won't be enough to cover the losses...

As the sun set, the two opened up to each other, but soon their differing viewpoints led to a disagreement.

"You're completely unsuited for combat. You should even find holding a sword repulsive. You say your only goal is to fight, but that's just an excuse you're using to deceive yourself!"

Shirou believes that Saber doesn't actually want to fight; in fact, she's afraid of fighting, and is only forced to continue fighting out of necessity.

"No, I'm not afraid of fighting!" Saber was quite disappointed when she heard Shirou say that. "Shirou, even if I am, I won't allow you to continue humiliating me!"

[Shirou clenched his fists instinctively... Yes, you weren't afraid at all from the beginning. Your personal feelings were probably buried by the king's mission long ago.]

"You can't listen anymore because I hit the nail on the head!"

"Brother, if you can't speak properly, then shut up. You're practically jumping around in their minefield!"

"I want to know who taught you to date like this? It's a textbook example of how to do it wrong! You're basically negating Saber's long-standing way of life!!"

Seeing Shirou denying Saber's existence, everyone from the other worlds was furious at his suicidal move. What gave you the right to subjectively conclude that the other person was afraid of fighting?!

Just because you like Saber, do you want to force her to give up her dream and stay?

What kind of bizarre thought process is this?!

Honestly, Shirou's behavior in this world is really puzzling, and his personality is truly unlikable...

"What nonsense are you spouting!" Faced with Shirou's incomprehension, Saber's brows furrowed with sorrow: "I have no choice but to fight. My existence is solely for the sake of obtaining the Holy One!"

"Even if this wish is fulfilled, I will never return to the Artoria I once was. From the moment I picked up that sword, this vow will never change!"

She has an inescapable duty and responsibility as king; King Arthur's goal is to obtain the Holy Grail!

"Idiot, that's nonsense!" Shirou clenched his fists angrily and retorted loudly, "You have many other options!"