Courtyard House: My Long and Hard Body Makes Me Play with All the Women in the Courtyard

"Are you out of your mind? How can you say such things so casually? Little Huaihua is right here! Aren't you afraid of setting a bad example for the child?"

Come quickly, locust flower, let's go home with Mom.

As she spoke, Qin Huairu reached out to take Xiao Huaihua home, but Xiao Huaihua completely ignored her.

After several encounters with Su Ting, she felt that this uncle treated her better than her mother and grandmother.

Upon hearing her mother tell her to go home, the little one immediately hugged Su Ting's neck tightly, pretending not to hear.

Qin Huairu almost burst out laughing when she saw this: "You little brat, how come you don't recognize your mother after only meeting your uncle twice?"

If you stay with your uncle any longer, you might not even remember which way your own front door faces.

As she spoke, Qin Huairu tried to pull Xiao Huaihua from Xiao Suting's arms.

Su Ting protested, "Hey, hey, why are you trying to snatch a child?"

There's more to come! It feels so awkward not having the kids in my arms!

As he spoke, Su Ting, taking advantage of Xiao Huaihua's obstruction, secretly gave Qin Huairu's chest a light pinch.

"Ouch! Ouch!"

Qin Huairu, caught off guard by this attack, quickly let go and is now clutching her chest with both hands, looking at Su Ting with teary eyes.

This guy actually dared to attack me in broad daylight.

If I weren't worried about being seen by others in the yard, I would definitely have gone all out and fought with Su Ting.

But then again, what's with that tingling, numb feeling after being punched?

Despite my trembling legs, I gave Su Ting a seductive look and said...

"What do you want to do? I'm going to take the locust flowers back for dinner."

If we miss this mealtime, there won't be anything left to feed the locust flowers.

Su Ting raised an eyebrow and replied, "You're still thinking about eating!"

You think your mother-in-law's matter is over and done with? You'd better just stay here quietly!

Just then, a few people came in from the front yard, with Sister Wang leading the way.

Each person carried a bucket and held a long dung ladle in their hand.

A latrine ladle is a long wooden stick with a ladle-like object fixed to the end; it's usually kept in the toilet.

Unexpectedly, it was brought out by Sister Wang today.

This is a biological weapon hailed as the top weapon on the weapons list, with immense destructive power.

Although its physical attack power is only five points, its magical damage is ridiculously high.

You could smell the strong stench from a great distance.

"Wow!" Su Ting was shocked. He knew that Wang's wife would seek revenge, but he didn't expect it to be so ruthless.

These people are carrying nothing but excrement! Su Ting didn't want to be caught in the crossfire in the courtyard.

Looking around, I saw that He Yushui's door was open, and she was sitting at the table eating a cornbread! I quickly grabbed Xiao Huaihua and ran over there.

As for what to do about Qin Huairu, well, that's not Su Ting's problem to worry about. I guess Qin Huairu can handle it herself!

Qin Huairu realized the seriousness of the problem at this moment, and was even more furious when she saw Su Ting run away without even turning his head.

After all, she and Su Ting had some prior acquaintance, so why didn't he inform her before running away? She immediately followed after him.

As for Banggeng, I believe Jia Zhangshi will definitely protect him; he is Jia Zhangshi's precious darling.

As for Xiao Dang, there's nothing we can do; after all, she's just a girl!

Poor little Dang is hiding in the inner room, peering out the window, eagerly waiting for his mother to come home and cook!

Meanwhile, Bang Geng and Jia Zhangshi have already started.

Su Ting rushed into He Yushui's room and slammed the door shut in He Yushui's stunned gaze.

Startled, He Yushui quickly clutched her chest, dropping the steamed bun in her hand to the ground.

What is Su Ting trying to do? Has he gone mad?

Although he had a good impression of her, he was still holding Xiao Huaihua in his arms! This made He Yushui extremely embarrassed.

Just as Su Ting closed the door, he heard someone knocking on it. Looking through the glass, he saw it was Qin Huairu.

So he opened the door and let her in, and asked.

"Oh, Sister Qin, what brings you here? Aren't you going home to check on Bang Geng?"

At this moment, Xiao Huaihua was giggling, clearly enjoying the game Su Ting had just played while carrying her.

Qin Huairu was so angry she wanted to punch Su Ting, but seeing He Yushui staring at the two of them with a puzzled look on her face, she could only say helplessly.

"Bang Geng is being taken care of by his grandmother, and I believe she will protect him."

"And you little brat, now that you have an uncle, you've forgotten your mother!"

As she spoke, she gently poked Xiao Huaihua's forehead with her finger. At this moment, He Yushui finally couldn't help but ask.

"Brother Su Ting, what's wrong with Sister Qin? Did something happen?"

Upon hearing what He Yushui said, Su Ting immediately pulled He Yushui aside and said...

"Keep quiet, the show is about to begin."

Then, the four of them—three adults and one child—looked out the window into the yard.

Chapter Forty: The Ultimate Weapon

At this moment, Sister Wang and a group of people had arrived in the center of the courtyard, each with a clearly defined task.

Three burly men carrying buckets of water rushed straight to He Yuzhu's house, while three other women stormed into the Jia family's house.

Jia Zhangshi and Bang Geng were sitting at the table eating when, unexpectedly, the door was suddenly pushed open.

As soon as she turned her head, a bucket of excrement was already placed over Jia Zhangshi's head.

Fecal matter instantly splattered all over her body, and some even splashed into her mouth.

Bang Geng also encountered the same situation. They originally planned not to make things difficult for Bang Geng out of consideration for the child.

But this kid is no ordinary person. Not only did he steal someone else's candy, but he also bullied someone else's child until they cried. So don't blame him for showing no mercy.

In an instant, a foul stench filled the entire Jia family home.

Xiao Dang was so frightened that she stared wide-eyed as the person who had barged in calmly left, even closing the door behind them.

At this moment, Jia Zhangshi and Bang Geng were lying on the ground, vomiting uncontrollably.

The meal I just ate was a waste of time; now I don't even dare to speak.

Originally, Jia Zhangshi was quite strong in combat, but this time the other party directly blocked her ability to resist and carefully put her into a weakened state.

Even if Jia Zhangshi possessed extraordinary abilities, she could only wait until her period of weakness subsided before making any further moves.

At the same time, the sound of tables and chairs overturning came from inside Shazhu's house.

"I rely on!"

"Gentlemen... ugh..."

"Help... Ugh..."

"Clang! Ouch..."

"Ugh... ugh..."

Sha Zhu's pitiful screams brought tears to the eyes of those who heard them, and those who smelled the stench felt even more heartbroken.

Today, Sha Zhu was so angry with Xu Damao that he almost fainted, and there was a group of old ladies outside the door pointing at him and cursing him incessantly.

Sha Zhu, feeling utterly miserable, buried himself under the covers and suffered terribly.

To his surprise, the blanket was suddenly pulled off, and as soon as he looked up, he was greeted by a bucket of excrement, instantly covering his body and the bed with excrement.

Who is Sha Zhu? How could the fighting hero of the courtyard be defeated so easily? He immediately raised his fist to fight back against the person who came.

However, just as Sha Zhu raised his fist halfway, his vital area was hit by a dung ladle.

He instantly turned into a groin-covering fanatic, crouching down and letting out a shrill scream.

At this moment, he finally understood the pain that Xu Damao had suffered.

So this was how he usually treated Xu Damao. At this moment, he also understood the principle of "an inch longer, an inch stronger".

"Ugh! Glug glug!! Ugh!"

But the newcomer did not let Sha Zhu off the hook. While Sha Zhu was still screaming, another bucket of excrement was poured on his head.

At this moment, the residents around the courtyard all peeked out, wanting to see what was going on.

Upon smelling the stench permeating the courtyard and seeing Wang Sao and the others in the center of the yard, they quickly turned around and went back to their own homes.

This is clearly a high-level event, and it's not their place to interfere. They should just stay back and watch the show!

At this moment, Jia Zhangshi and Sha Zhu had struggled to climb out of the house.

Finally freed from her restraints, Jia Zhangshi, covered in excrement, sat on the ground in front of her house and cried out for help.