Courtyard House: My Long and Hard Body Makes Me Play with All the Women in the Courtyard

"Help! Someone's attacking us!"

"Is there no justice left? A bunch of bastards actually bullying orphans and widows!"

"You bunch of bastards who can't even have sons, what kind of Lao Jia is he! Dongxu is he..."

"Ugh!"

At that moment, Jia Zhangshi was about to use her tricks, but Wang Sao had already inserted the dung ladle into the dung bucket and scooped up another ladle of dung juice to splash over it.

Suddenly, all that could be heard from Jia Zhangshi was the sound of vomiting.

On the other side, Sha Zhu was running wildly to the pool, desperately gulping water down his throat, cursing furiously.

Before he could finish speaking, he swallowed it down with a "gulp".

Then came a continuous series of vomiting sounds, "Ugh!"

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai and several neighbors from the backyard came to the middle courtyard, and Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e were also in the crowd.

Seeing that Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e had actually arrived at this critical juncture, Su Ting thought to himself that these two were here to cause trouble!

He immediately opened the door, poked his head out, and shouted, "Brother Da Mao, Sister-in-law Xiao'e, come in quickly!"

Although Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e were puzzled as to why Su Ting had greeted them, they were still unaware of the situation upon arrival.

But since Su Ting called out to him, he still came over.

Seeing the two approaching, Su Ting quickly pulled them into He Yushui's room and closed the door tightly.

The two stared wide-eyed, eager to find out what was going on.

"Don't say anything yet, come and see the show begin! You all missed the lively scene inside the house, what a pity!"

Qin Huairu was worried about the stubborn guy at home, and heard Su Ting complaining that he hadn't been able to witness Jia Zhangshi and Sha Zhu suffer.

She couldn't help but secretly pinch Su Ting's waist from behind.

Feeling a slight pain in his lower back, Su Ting realized that the other person hadn't used much force.

But who is he? Even if the other party shows mercy, I can't let others bully me.

So he quickly turned his hand over and accurately found a plate behind his back.

He picked up a cherry, then pretended to be nonchalant and continued watching what was happening outside.

Su Ting hadn't expected that he'd picked the wrong target this time.

Lou Xiao'e's head was spinning. Seeing that Su Ting had almost taken the cherries away, she was so heartbroken that she almost cried out.

Fortunately, she covered her mouth in time, staring at Su Ting's retreating figure with tears in her eyes, thinking to herself.

What's wrong with this person? How could they play such a trick on me!

Lou Xiao'e rubbed her chest while looking at Xu Damao beside her, who was trying to peek out.

A sudden surge of excitement swept through my mind.

Just then, she turned her head and saw Qin Huairu looking at her with a blush on her face, and Qin Huairu's hand was on Su Ting's waist.

Lou Xiao'e immediately realized that there had been a misunderstanding.

But now they've already suffered this loss, and they can only hope that Qin Huairu can keep the secret.

So she forced an awkward smile at Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu realized that Su Ting's original target should have been her, but he had accidentally injured Lou Xiao'e and that Lou Xiao'e had discovered him.

Qin Huairu quickly returned the smile and then released her grip on Su Ting's waist.

Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai had reached Wang Sao. Facing this formidable figure, and looking at the pitiful state of Sha Zhu and Jia Zhangshi,

They couldn't help but feel apprehensive. But after all, they bore the responsibility of managing the entire courtyard, and they figured the other party would have some reservations.

The two then spoke up, saying, "I'm the eldest man in this courtyard. Let's discuss this properly."

“That’s right, I’m the second eldest uncle in this courtyard. How dare you run wild in our courtyard?”

Let me tell you, this is what it means to disrespect one's elders!

"Why aren't you throwing down what you're holding? You're completely lawless! Thump! Thump!"

"Pah! Go to hell!"

"You people... thud!"

"You old fogies who rely on your age and status, go eat shit!"

Wang Sao brought everyone here to cause trouble, but these two old men dared to act arrogantly and take advantage of their age.

The two old men had barely exchanged a few words when Wang Sao picked up two manure scoops and started pouring the manure into their mouths.

The two elderly men in the courtyard were immediately rendered speechless and their defenses crumbled.

At this moment, Third Master Yan Bugui is hiding in Yi Zhonghai's house, spying on him.

When he saw Wang Sao carrying a bucket of manure over, he knew that things were definitely not simple.

I'm secretly relieved that I didn't go out!

Chapter Forty: The Ultimate Weapon

At this moment, Sister Wang and a group of people had arrived in the center of the courtyard, each with a clearly defined task.

Three burly men carrying buckets of water rushed straight to He Yuzhu's house, while three other women stormed into the Jia family's house.

Jia Zhangshi and Bang Geng were sitting at the table eating when, unexpectedly, the door was pushed open.

As soon as she turned her head, a bucket of excrement was already placed over Jia Zhangshi's head.

Fecal matter instantly splattered all over her body, and some even splashed into her mouth.

Bang Geng also encountered the same situation. They originally planned not to make things difficult for Bang Geng out of consideration for the child.

But this kid is no ordinary person. Not only did he steal someone else's candy, but he also bullied someone else's child until they cried. So don't blame him for showing no mercy.

In an instant, a foul stench filled the entire Jia family home.

Xiao Dang was so frightened that she stared wide-eyed as the person who had barged in calmly left, even closing the door behind them.

At this moment, Jia Zhangshi and Bang Geng were lying on the ground, vomiting uncontrollably.

The meal I just ate was a waste of time; now I don't even dare to speak.

Originally, Jia Zhangshi was quite strong in combat, but this time the other party directly blocked her ability to resist and carefully put her into a weakened state.

Even if Jia Zhangshi possessed extraordinary abilities, she could only wait until her period of weakness subsided before making any further moves.

At the same time, the sound of tables and chairs overturning came from inside Shazhu's house.

"I rely on!"

"Gentlemen... ugh..."

"Help... Ugh..."

"Clang! Ouch..."

"Ugh... ugh..."

Sha Zhu's pitiful screams brought tears to the eyes of those who heard them, and those who smelled the stench felt even more heartbroken.

Today, Sha Zhu was so angry with Xu Damao that he almost fainted, and there was a group of old ladies outside the door pointing at him and cursing him incessantly.

Sha Zhu, feeling utterly miserable, buried himself under the covers and suffered terribly.

To his surprise, the blanket was suddenly pulled off, and as soon as he looked up, he was greeted by a bucket of excrement, instantly covering his body and the bed with excrement.

Who is Sha Zhu? How could the fighting hero of the courtyard be defeated so easily? He immediately raised his fist to fight back against the person who came.

However, just as Sha Zhu raised his fist halfway, his vital area was hit by a dung ladle.

He instantly turned into a groin-covering fanatic, crouching down and letting out a shrill scream.

At this moment, he finally understood the pain that Xu Damao had suffered.

So this was how he usually treated Xu Damao. At this moment, he also understood the principle of "an inch longer, an inch stronger".

"Ugh! Glug glug!! Ugh!"

But the newcomer did not let Sha Zhu off the hook. While Sha Zhu was still screaming, another bucket of excrement was poured on his head.

At this moment, the residents around the courtyard all peeked out, wanting to see what was going on.

Upon smelling the stench permeating the courtyard and seeing Wang Sao and the others in the center of the yard, they quickly turned around and went back to their own homes.

This is clearly a high-level event, and it's not their place to interfere. They should just stay back and watch the show!

At this moment, Jia Zhangshi and Sha Zhu had struggled to climb out of the house.

Finally freed from her restraints, Jia Zhangshi, covered in excrement, sat on the ground in front of her house and cried out for help.

"Help! Someone's attacking us!"

"Is there no justice left? A bunch of bastards actually bullying orphans and widows!"

"You bunch of bastards who can't even have sons, what kind of Lao Jia is he! Dongxu is he..."