Courtyard House: My Long and Hard Body Makes Me Play with All the Women in the Courtyard

"Ugh!"

At that moment, Jia Zhangshi was about to use her tricks, but Wang Sao had already inserted the dung ladle into the dung bucket and scooped up another ladle of dung juice to splash over it.

Suddenly, all that could be heard from Jia Zhangshi was the sound of vomiting.

On the other side, Sha Zhu was running wildly to the pool, desperately gulping water down his throat, cursing furiously.

Before he could finish speaking, he swallowed it down with a "gulp".

Then came a continuous series of vomiting sounds, "Ugh!"

At this moment, Yi Zhonghai and several neighbors from the backyard came to the middle courtyard, and Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e were also in the crowd.

Seeing that Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e had actually arrived at this critical juncture, Su Ting thought to himself that these two were here to cause trouble!

He immediately opened the door, poked his head out, and shouted, "Brother Da Mao, Sister-in-law Xiao'e, come in quickly!"

Although Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e were puzzled as to why Su Ting had greeted them, they were still unaware of the situation upon arrival.

But since Su Ting called out to him, he still came over.

Seeing the two approaching, Su Ting quickly pulled them into He Yushui's room and closed the door tightly.

The two stared wide-eyed, eager to find out what was going on.

"Don't say anything yet, come and see the show begin! You all missed the lively scene inside the house, what a pity!"

Qin Huairu was worried about the stubborn guy at home, and heard Su Ting complaining that he hadn't been able to witness Jia Zhangshi and Sha Zhu suffer.

She couldn't help but secretly pinch Su Ting's waist from behind.

Feeling a slight pain in his lower back, Su Ting realized that the other person hadn't used much force.

But who is he? Even if the other party shows mercy, I can't let others bully me.

So he quickly turned his hand over and accurately found a plate behind his back.

He picked up a cherry, then pretended to be nonchalant and continued watching what was happening outside.

Su Ting hadn't expected that he'd picked the wrong target this time.

Lou Xiao'e's head was spinning. Seeing that Su Ting had almost taken the cherries away, she was so heartbroken that she almost cried out.

Fortunately, she covered her mouth in time, staring at Su Ting's retreating figure with tears in her eyes, thinking to herself.

What's wrong with this person? How could they play such a trick on me!

Lou Xiao'e rubbed her chest while looking at Xu Damao beside her, who was trying to peek out.

A sudden surge of excitement swept through my mind.

Just then, she turned her head and saw Qin Huairu looking at her with a blush on her face, and Qin Huairu's hand was on Su Ting's waist.

Lou Xiao'e immediately realized that there had been a misunderstanding.

But now they've already suffered this loss, and they can only hope that Qin Huairu can keep the secret.

So she forced an awkward smile at Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu realized that Su Ting's original target should have been her, but he had accidentally injured Lou Xiao'e and that Lou Xiao'e had discovered him.

Qin Huairu quickly returned the smile and then released her grip on Su Ting's waist.

Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai had reached Wang Sao. Facing this formidable figure, and looking at the pitiful state of Sha Zhu and Jia Zhangshi,

They couldn't help but feel apprehensive. But after all, they bore the responsibility of managing the entire courtyard, and they figured the other party would have some reservations.

The two then spoke up, saying, "I'm the eldest man in this courtyard. Let's discuss this properly."

“That’s right, I’m the second eldest uncle in this courtyard. How dare you run wild in our courtyard?”

Let me tell you, this is what it means to disrespect one's elders!

"Why aren't you throwing down what you're holding? You're completely lawless! Thump! Thump!"

"Pah! Go to hell!"

"You people... thud!"

"You old fogies who rely on your age and status, go eat shit!"

Wang Sao brought everyone here to cause trouble, but these two old men dared to act arrogantly and take advantage of their age.

The two old men had barely exchanged a few words when Wang Sao picked up two manure scoops and started pouring the manure into their mouths.

The two elderly men in the courtyard were immediately rendered speechless and their defenses crumbled.

At this moment, Third Master Yan Bugui is hiding in Yi Zhonghai's house, spying on him.

When he saw Wang Sao carrying a bucket of manure over, he knew that things were definitely not simple.

I'm secretly relieved that I didn't go out!

Chapter 41 Nurturing the "Flowers of the Motherland"

Liu Haizhong and Yi Zhonghai were forced to drink a lot of excrement, and they vomited while yelling at the people in the yard.

"What are you all standing there for? Ugh! Get them out of here! Ugh!"

"Liu Guangtian, Liu Guangfu, what are you still looking at? Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!"

"Hurry up and kick them out! I can't take it anymore, ugh!"

"If you keep looking, ugh! When I get home I'm going to teach you a lesson! Ugh!"

The two old men almost vomited bile.

Led by Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, the people in the courtyard picked up sticks and tried to drive away Wang Sao and her group.

But Wang's wife wasn't afraid at all. Each of them held a manure ladle in their hand, looking like they owned the world.

"You shameless old bastards, you think you're right to bully others!"

"That's right, do you really think we're easy to bully?"

"You steal other people's things and then beat them up. You deserve to eat shit, you bunch of old bastards who can't tell right from wrong!"

"Pah, go to hell!"

After saying that, Wang Sao and her group waved their manure scoops, completely disregarding the fact that they were also splashed with manure water.

Ladles of excrement drew rainbow-like, yet deadly, arcs through the air.

Everyone else in the courtyard turned pale with fright and ran away.

However, Wang's wife was already furious at this point, holding a manure bucket in one hand and waving a manure ladle in the other.

They chased after those "flowers of the motherland" in the compound, fertilizing them generously, hoping they would grow stronger.

The two old men, Uncle Yi and Uncle Er, received special attention from Sister Wang.

"Damn it, I was just here to watch the show!"

"Help! Mommy, please help me!!"

"Ugh! Ugh! It stinks so bad, it's killing me! Ugh!"

In an instant, the entire central courtyard was thrown into chaos, with screams echoing everywhere.

Yi Zhonghai was truly devastated at this moment, yelling as he rushed over to slap Wang's wife.

However, Wang Sao came prepared this time. Several burly men rushed forward and launched a barrage of EQ attacks on Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu.

He kicked them both in the groin, followed by two scoops of excrement thrown at their faces, instantly extinguishing their newly ignited will to resist.

"Ptooey! I don't care anymore!"

"Boom boom boom!"

"Ugh! I give up! I don't care anymore! Ugh! Please let me go!"

Although Yi Zhonghai claimed he was no longer in charge, they had no intention of letting him go.

Sister Wang had said long ago that this time she was going to settle accounts with this old man who couldn't distinguish right from wrong and deliberately sided with her.

So even though Yi Zhonghai was lying on the ground vomiting, Wang Sao still didn't let him off the hook.

Just as Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu were about to vomit, they were suddenly kicked to the ground and then doused with a bucket full of excrement.

After several rounds of this back and forth, Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu finally gave up the struggle.

She collapsed to the ground in despair, staring blankly at the sky, like a little girl who had suffered endless bullying.

The people in the courtyard had either vanished without a trace or were lying on the ground, unable to get up.

Wang Sao led a group of people, each holding a manure ladle, as if they had entered an uninhabited place.

After finishing one ladleful, he immediately picked up the next ladleful and continued splashing, his movements so fluid that it was as if his ultimate move had no cooldown.

No one could withstand even one or two of their attacks.

"Wow, that's impressive! I never expected there to be so many ruthless characters."

This is practically a head-on, one-for-one battle; who can withstand that?! We really can't afford to mess with them!

Su Ting stared in disbelief at everything happening in the courtyard, while Xu Damao and the others nodded in agreement.