Douluo V: Taking advantage of Xiao Wu's naivety, I tricked her into becoming my wife.

"Didn't you say that men and women shouldn't touch each other?" Ye Hua scooped up some hot water with a wooden ladle and splashed it on Xiao Wu's shoulder, teasing her.

Xiao Wu turned her head away and snorted, "Anyway, you're my brother, so it shouldn't be a problem."

Ye Hua chuckled, but he didn't expose her. He simply reached out and pulled Xiao Wu's right leg out of the water.

Xiao Wu froze, "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Your legs must be sore from walking all day?" Ye Hua pressed his fingers on her calf, the pressure just right. "Let me massage them for you."

Xiao Wu tried to pull her leg back, but he held it firmly.

Ye Hua started massaging from the ankles upwards, little by little.

The combination of the hot spring water and the warmth of his palms felt exceptionally comfortable.

Then, taking advantage of their unpreparedness, launch a sneak attack on the soles of their feet!

"Hahahaha!"

"Ahahahaha!"

"Brother, let me go!"

"It's so itchy, hahaha!"

"Is that all?" Ye Hua grinned mischievously. "I only scratched you, I haven't even massaged it yet!"

"No...no more!" Xiao Wu pleaded repeatedly, "It's so itchy, I'm going to die from itching if you keep pressing!"

"Alright, alright, I'll be gentler, okay?" Ye Hua paused for a moment, then changed his technique.

My thumb gently massaged the sore muscles along the meridians on the inside of her calf.

Under the massage, the tense muscles begin to relax, and a sense of comfort arises spontaneously.

"The other one." Ye Hua put Xiao Wu's right leg back into the hot spring.

Xiao Wu obediently offered her left leg, but her toe accidentally brushed against Ye Hua's lower abdomen, and the two of them stopped simultaneously.

Ye Hua took a deep breath and lifted Xiao Wu's leg just in time, almost causing an accident.

Noticing Ye Hua's unusual behavior, Xiao Wu pursed her lips and asked, "Brother, can I ask you a question?"

Ye Hua was relieved that the petals had covered his straight lower body. "Ask away."

"What would you do if one day many people wanted to kill me?"

Ye Hua's heart skipped a beat. "I'll kill them."

"First, heat the oil in a wok, remove the tendons and skin, coat them in flour, and fry them until golden brown on both sides. Then, throw them into the Star Dou Great Forest to feed the soul beasts. The souls can also be taken out separately and made into a cold dish, which spirit-type soul beasts like the Heavenly Dream Ice Silkworm love to eat."

Xiao Wu's eyes widened. "Brother, are you a devil?"

Ye Hua shrugged, "Who told them to bully you?"

"What if," Xiao Wu carefully turned her head away, glancing at Ye Hua out of the corner of her eye, "you can't kill him, but you also can't beat him?"

“Then let them kill me first,” Ye Hua shrugged. “But that day will never, ever come.”

call......

This is enough.

Xiao Wu smiled broadly, then suddenly leaped out of the water and jumped onto Ye Hua, her fragrant lips directly sealing his mouth.

“Brother,” Xiao Wu’s voice trembled, “you know that a rabbit only recognizes one burrow in its entire life.”

......

【Ding--】

[Xiao Wu's rescue rate +6%]

Current rescue status: 95%

[A qualitative change has been detected in the relationship between the host and Xiao Wu, triggering a stage reward: a life-and-death bond with Xiao Wu]

[If Xiao Wu doesn't die, you won't die, and vice versa. Of course, if you are imprisoned and tortured, you can also commit suicide. The cycle of life and death will erase all the pain of suicide, allowing for painless resurrection an unlimited number of times.]

[In addition, your blissful sex life with Xiao Wu can enhance your soul power, and no matter how intense it gets, you'll be back to normal the next morning, so do it more often.]

The next stage of rewards will be unlocked when the rescue progress reaches 100%.

[System notification: Please continue your efforts and save more goddesses who have been betrayed by hypocrites.]

Upon hearing the system notification, Ye Hua saw Xiao Wu huddled up in a ball, smiled, gently pushed her aside, and pulled her into his arms from behind, sleeping with her.

Meanwhile, in Soto, at an ordinary hotel.

boom! ! !

"Kid! I'll teach you a lesson for being arrogant!"

Tang San was violently knocked away and crashed into a pillar supporting the hotel, blood gushing from his mouth!

Chapter 27 Tang San Gets Beaten Up Again, Zhu Zhuqing Is in Danger

"Level 25?"

"After all that fighting, is this all you've got?"

Dai Mubai swayed unsteadily, his voice hoarse from drinking.

After being kicked out of the Rose Hotel by Ye Hua, he was filled with resentment and had nowhere to vent it.

Unfortunately, I ran into this clueless guy who was trying to take the last room from me!

"I'm a level 37 Soul Master, and you, a level 25 Great Soul Master, dare to fight me?"

Tang San collapsed to the ground, his chest filled not only with the smell of blood, but also with humiliation.

Six years!

Tang San spent six years at Notting Junior Soul Master Academy before his soul power barely broke through to level 25, and even his hidden weapons were old!

And what about Ye Hua? He was already a level 38 Soul Master before graduation!

Damn it, if it weren't for that bastard's scheme that cost me half of my monthly income, I wouldn't be unable to afford even to make hidden weapons!

"Cough cough..." Tang San coughed up a mouthful of blood and struggled to sit up.

Just as Dai Mubai's fist was about to land again, he suddenly raised his hand, his voice so sharp it cracked.

"and many more!!!"

"My teacher! My teacher is the master Yu Xiaogang!"

"He and the dean of Shrek Academy are close friends!"

"If you kill me, my teacher will never let you get away with it!"

Dai Mubai's fist froze in mid-air, his expression somewhat strange.

Seeing his hesitation, Tang San grasped at a straw and quickly pulled out the letter of recommendation from his pocket.

Dai Mubai took the letter, glanced at it, raised an eyebrow, and casually tossed it back at Tang San's face.

"It really is a letter of recommendation for the dean."

"Looks like you wasted your time beating him."

"What do you mean?" Tang San's heart pounded.

Dai Mubai glanced at Tang San and shrugged. "I am a student of Shrek Academy."

"Senior?!" Tang San's lips twitched violently. If he had known that recommendation letters were so effective, he should have just taken them out!

But he dared not complain, and could only force a smile, "Oh, you're a senior student. I don't know which college you're from..."

"Alright, get up." Dai Mubai interrupted, forcefully thwarting Tang San's attempt to get closer to him.

He stood up, brushed the dust off his hands, and tossed the room key to Tang San.

"I'll give you this room; it's on my behalf to give my friend, the dean, face."

"Get out of here and report to Shrek Academy first thing the day after tomorrow!"

That's what he said, but he still looked down on Tang San from the bottom of his heart.

Level 25, barely enough to meet the Shrek Academy's entry requirements, even if you get in, you'll be at the bottom of the list of useless people!

He shook his head, his heterochromatic eyes fixed on Tang San's bruised and swollen face, reeking of alcohol.

Tang San felt as if he had been granted a pardon. He scrambled to pick up the room key, ignoring the excruciating pain from his broken bones, and limped toward the room.

Dai Mubai watched his retreating figure, scoffed disdainfully, and turned to walk out of the hotel.

Dawn was breaking, and he had to return to the academy. Although it was embarrassing, he still needed the dean's help to heal his injuries.

The dawn in Soto was gloomy, and early-rising vendors were already setting up their stalls on the streets. The fire at the pancake stall was burning brightly, and white steam was spreading in the morning breeze.

Dai Mubai wrapped his coat tighter around himself, his temples throbbing from the hangover, and the internal injuries inflicted by Ye Hua were throbbing.

"Damn it, today is the worst day ever!"

"I didn't even get to sleep with the twins, and a junior student took my room!"