Douluo: I am Qian Xunji, not the Secret Chamber Douluo

Douluo: I am Qian Xunji, not the Secret Chamber Douluo

Author: Are you kidding me?

Summary:

[This book is cruel to Shrek and the three idiots. If you don't like this kind of thing, please don't read it.]

He transmigrated into the body of Qian Xunji, but thankfully he hadn't taken Bibi Dong as his disciple yet.

Pope? Do I look like a rich kid from a powerful family? Instead of wasting time processing documents, I should focus on cultivating and improving my skills!

Qian Xunji: I don't have time to deal with those stupid people and their stupid things right now. I just want to become a god.

He left Wuhun City on the very first day of his transmigration.

Qian Daoliu: Do you want a disciple? A genius girl with twin martial souls and innate full soul power.

Qian Xunji: I refuse to teach a person with an evil martial spirit.

...

Bibi Dong: I've been reborn. What do you mean my master is Qian Daoliu? And Qian Xunji is even looking down on me?

Qian Renxue: I've been reborn. What do you mean Qian Xunji has become my brother?

Tang San: I've been reborn. In this life, I have two mothers, one named Hao Ma and the other named Xiao Ma.

Yu Xiaogang: Let Scarface come! When Scarface arrives, tell him Rose isn't here.

...

When Qian Xunji returned as a god, he met Qian Daoliu.

Qian Xunji: Ah, the High Priest of the Angel God has arrived. Now that you have seen this god, why do you not kneel?

Chapter 1 Time Travel and Prejudice

Wuhun City, the Pope's Palace.

"My head hurts."

"Transmigrated into the famous 'Secret Chamber Douluo' Qian Xunji..."

The Aquarius transmigrator from Earth in 2026 was speechless for a moment after receiving the original owner's memories.

The classic trope of hitting the jackpot and being transported to another world.

Unlike most time travelers, he transmigrated into the body of a villain.

A villain who caused the protagonist Tang San to grow up without a mother and have to support his father.

A key figure who led to Bibi Dong's eventual descent into darkness.

She is a character who only appears in memories.

It's one thing to appear in memories.

The memories are filled with stories of being hammered, being imprisoned in a locked room, and being forced into love, ultimately ending in love to the point of death.

Fortunately, none of these things have happened at this point in time.

An unfortunate future, an early death, still offer a chance to change.

The thought that Bibi Dong, the love-struck ingrate, had not yet become his disciple filled him with a sense of unease.

Qian Xunji's originally depressed mood was relieved a bit.

What's the first thing to do when you travel to the Douluo Continent?

Of course, the goal is to head to Sunset Forest, intercept and steal the immortal herbs from the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well.

What is the "immortal herb"?

It is the foundation for becoming a god.

Those who do not become gods will remain ants in the end.

If your cultivation does not reach the God-King realm, your name will be engraved on the chess pieces on the chessboard.

First, set yourself a small goal: to become a God-King level expert and take control of your own destiny.

To become a God-King, one must first go to the City of Slaughter, pass through the Hell Slaughter Arena, clear the Hell Road, obtain the God of Slaughter Domain, obtain the Asura God Test, pass the God Test, and inherit the Godhood.

This is a clearly visible path, the one most likely to lead to the God-King realm.

Of course, one must also be wary of the Rakshasa God bullying the weak and launching sneak attacks to interfere; if one is not careful, one may lose self-awareness and become a king of slaughter.

【Charlo~ Hello, human from Earth! I'm the adorable and essential system for any transmigrator.】

Ah, system, the essential cheat code for any transmigrator.

What is a system?

It is a divine artifact that can defy fate and change one's destiny.

As for its own system, why is its virtual projection a beautiful girl with silver hair, red eyes, wearing a black and red gothic lolita outfit, and a youthful face with large breasts?

It's a shame it's not a physical game, otherwise I really wanted to play a game with the system and have a happy Valentine's Day.

The system is on top, and I am on the bottom.

"Hello, System Mom."

[Human, how could you call someone "Mom" the moment you see them?]

"Fine, whatever."

"System Mom, aren't you going to introduce yourself?"

[Human, do you mean system functionality?]

[I'm just a cute and adorable system, I don't have any invincible abilities.]

[There is only one super large system space, a system map, system identification, and monthly sign-in rewards.]

"System Mom, do you have a transmigrator gift pack?"

Of course.

[The Transmigrator's Gift Pack has been stored in the system space.]

[The system needs to rest and replenish its energy. Goodnight, humans.]

After the system finished speaking, it entered Qian Xunji's mental sea and fell into a deep sleep.

There's nothing to complain about. He should be content that a system favors him and gives him a transmigrator gift pack.

One should not be too greedy; those who are content are always happy.

Qianxunji opened the system gift pack.

[Nine Soul Ring Removal Cards with No Side Effects.]

[Ten Advanced Bloodline Deprivation Cards.]

[One Martial Soul Transformation Card.]

[One 30-minute trial card for Quasi-God level cultivation.]

[Ten thousand tons of delicious food.]

100,000 tons of delicious food, with a variety of flavors to choose from—it's a great deal!

As is widely known, Douluo Continent is a Western fantasy novel disguised as an online game.

Western fantasy novels are mostly set in medieval Europe.

White food is already unpalatable, but medieval white food was even more appalling.

With this 100,000 tons of delicious food, we no longer have to worry about eating bizarre food every day.

He immediately took out a bottle of chilled Coconut Palm brand coconut milk and started drinking it.

This is the taste, "delicious".

The Soul Ring Removal Card with No Side Effects, as the name suggests, can remove one's own Soul Rings.

It's a good thing, but I don't need it for now.

Moreover, aside from some time-space related skills, he wasn't particularly interested in spirit rings or spirit bone techniques.

Only lazy weaklings rely on powerful soul rings and soul bone skills.

Advanced Bloodline Deprivation Card can seize the bloodline essence of others and soul beasts.

For example, if a high-level bloodline stripping card is used on Tang San to strip him of the Blue Silver Emperor bloodline origin, then Tang San's Blue Silver Grass martial soul will truly be just Blue Silver Grass, not the Blue Silver Crown Prince who can inherit the throne.

This is a good thing. I'll use it to trick Tang San when he's born.

As the name suggests, the Martial Soul Transformation Card can change the appearance of your Martial Soul after use.

After using it, you can turn the Haotian Hammer into Haotian Dogtail Grass.

However, Qian Xunji did not intend to use this only martial soul transformation card on Tang San.