These words immediately ignited an even more frenzied barrage of comments: "At least you have some self-awareness."

Is this an admission that there was a script?

[Give me my money back! My dog ​​seems even less intelligent than yesterday!]

Faced with a screen full of incomprehension, Su Mo said with a pained expression, "Alas, after a whole day of review and rigorous investigation, our research group has finally found the reason for your failure."

"It's not that the path of 'Advanced Mathematics' is wrong, but that everyone has made the error of empiricism."

At this point, Su Mo suddenly raised his voice and said, "As for the reason for the failure, it's because we all assumed that the fake wolf already had a mathematical foundation!"

Upon hearing Su Mo's words, the viewers in the live stream immediately showed expressions of confusion.

However, Su Mo didn't give them any time to react, and continued to spew out his indignant words: "You guys come right up and ask people to solve calculus! Find derivatives! Calculate limits! Have you even considered how a dog feels?"

"They don't even know what 1 means, and you expect them to calculate universal gravitation!"

"That's like asking a monkey who can't even write pinyin to type out Shakespeare's works! Can it even do that? Of course it can't!"

As he spoke, Su Mo casually pulled out an early education card from the teaching aids table.

The card is printed with cartoon numbers: [1]

Su Mo held up the card and said, "So, we won't be discussing advanced mathematics today."

"Let's go back to the starting point and begin with addition and subtraction within ten, to lay a solid foundation for the fake wolves!"

As Su Mo finished speaking, the live stream chat was momentarily stunned, and then it surged out like a flood.

【????????】

[Anchor: It's not that I can't make up the theory, it's that your dog's education level is too low.]

[What a meticulously crafted sophistry loop! So, the reason my dog ​​didn't learn calculus yesterday is because it never went to kindergarten?!]

The world of beast taming has finally ushered in a literacy campaign.

【1+1=2】

This is utter nonsense.

[Wealth and privilege have been passed down through generations, almost like prenatal education!]

[Stop criticizing. Fugui is already on a mental leash, which means he's practically a college student. Your dog hasn't even reached the threshold of kindergarten.]

[Damn, my defenses are breached.]

While everyone was expressing their opinions in the comments, Su Mo didn't stop. He wrote four big characters below the basic cognitive enlightenment section: "Emotional Anchor Point!"

"So here's the question: now that we know we need to start teaching from 1+1, how exactly should we teach it?"

"Forcing arithmetic cards on them? If they don't look at them, it's like casting pearls before swine."

"However, after a large number of comparative experiments, our research group finally figured out the key to the pseudowolf's ability to overcome species cognitive barriers, which is the theory of emotional anchor point differentiation!"

As soon as Su Mo finished speaking, the scrolling speed of the comments slowed down considerably, clearly because they were taken aback by Su Mo's academic vocabulary.

"We've found that if you want a fake wolf to learn on its own initiative, you absolutely have to teach it according to its own needs."

Su Mo pointed to the fake wolves behind him and said, "Each fake wolf has a different emotional anchor point."

"For example, some fake wolves are object-craving types; they will only think when stimulated by the object they crave."

"Some are the dignity-protecting type, who force themselves to stay focused in order to maintain their status and dignity."

"Some are performance-dependent, performing exceptionally well in order to gain their owner's attention."

"If you don't find their own emotional anchors, even if you invite professors from universities to teach, they will only chew up the blackboard."

"So in the next practical session, the research team will demonstrate how to use emotional anchors to get these fake wolves to actually understand mathematics!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the live stream chat exploded with comments again.

[Damn it, teaching dogs is like that!]

[What an irrefutable closed loop of pseudoscience!]

[I get it. My dog's special emotional trigger is when he sees me lose my temper. He's the kind of person who gets amused by my antics, right?]

Stop using all those fancy terms.

[Hurry up! I want to see how you get the fake wolf to do addition and subtraction today!]

Although the comments section is full of trolls, Su Mo is not worried at all. Let them troll all they want, the more they troll, the better, because you are all my points anyway.

The more outrageous the comments were, the more excitedly the system panel in the lower right corner of Su Mo's vision would jump around.

The detection of the concepts of "basic cognitive enlightenment stage of fake wolves" and "emotional anchoring hypothesis" has sparked widespread absurdity and heated discussion.

[A chain of dissemination has been formed around the core tags "pet literacy education," "dogs have low levels of education," and "emotional switch"...]

[Progress in converting fake into real: 23.6% → 23.8%]

[Progress in converting fake into real: 23.9%]

[Progress in converting fake into real: 24.1%]

Su Mo looked at the rapidly increasing numbers on the panel and nodded in satisfaction.

Sure enough.

Compared to racking your brains over data in the lab, it's still better to do a live stream!

Pure scientific research can't save the progress bar, but creating something interesting can.

Then Su Mo turned to Fu Gui and said, "Fu Gui, teaching assistant."

Upon hearing the words "teaching assistant," Fugui immediately snapped into focus, its ears perked up, and its eyes fixed intently on him.

"Please help maintain classroom order."

Under Su Mo's command, Fugui strode arrogantly to the front of the fake wolf and let out a howl.

The four fake wolves that it had beaten immediately became much more obedient.

Only Zhao Cai was still lying on Lin Zhixia's side, staring at her longingly.

Although there were number cards in front of it, its eyes never once fell on the numbers.

Su Mo glanced at it and said, "May you bring wealth."

"Pay attention to classroom discipline."

Zhao Cai couldn't understand what Su Mo was saying, but it could understand Su Mo's tone.

Zhao Cai quickly pulled his head back, pretending that he was looking at the number cards carefully.

Seeing this, Lin Zhixia got up and walked out of the partition, whispering encouragement to Zhao Cai: "Zhao Cai, keep it up."

Upon hearing this, Zhao Cai's ears immediately perked up, and its tail wagged incessantly.

Shen Qinghe silently took notes.

[Subject 5 showed a brief increase in classroom cooperation under encouragement from their dependent peers.]

Su Mo was even more satisfied with Zhao Cai's reaction.

can.

This is the dependency on the presentation anchor.

Then Su Mo picked up the first arithmetic card and faced the fake wolves.

1 + 1 = ?

"The first question today."

"Addition and subtraction within ten".

After the question appeared on the whiteboard, all five fake wolves reacted simultaneously.

Subject One stared at the question for two seconds, his eyes gradually turning fierce.

It felt that the square screen was provoking it.

The next second, Subject Number One pounced on it and bit it.

With a snap, a shallow tooth mark was left on the screen casing.

The viewers in the live chat went wild with laughter when they saw this.

[Number One: The question was asked first!]

[If you can't answer a question, bite the test paper.]

You really want to teach a fake wolf?

[Hey streamer, give us something really tough!]

Seeing the mockery in the comments, Su Mo remained calm and said, "Look, everyone, Subject Number One is showing a clear tendency to attack unfamiliar symbols."

"This shows that it is not unresponsive, but rather it transforms cognitive stress into challenging behavior."

"Clearly, it's in a hurry."

The viewers in the live chat laughed even harder as they listened to Su Mo's forced explanation.

The other fake wolves weren't much better off. Some stared blankly at the ceiling, seemingly lost in thought, completely ignoring the question, while others started scratching at the cushion with their paws, as if the cushion was the most interesting thing in the world, containing endless treasures.

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