Fu Gui: "Huh?"
Su Mo placed the advanced mathematics book in front of it and said, "You are the super brain gravity dog that is about to awaken!"
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"Of course, before that, you need to understand what gravity is."
Su Mo gripped Fugui's head tightly, flipping through the pages of the book and handing the contents to Fugui.
Su Mo was fairly confident that Fu Gui would be able to understand the contents of the book.
Although the intelligence of pets varies, some intelligent pets can reach the intelligence level of a human in their twenties.
Even pets with relatively low intelligence can still have an intelligence level comparable to that of an eight or nine-year-old.
Of course, this excludes some pets that are born with intellectual disabilities.
Pets like the fake wolf can have an intelligence level comparable to that of a thirteen or fourteen-year-old human.
And the most popular internet celebrity pet right now is a clever monkey that can write poetry.
Feeling the pressure on his neck, Fugui glanced down at the contents of the book and his body stiffened instantly.
The next second, it began to struggle to back away.
However, Su Mo didn't give it a chance to escape at all. He grabbed the scruff of its neck and forcibly dragged it back.
"They're already trying to run away after only the first page?"
As he listened to Su Mo's words, Fu Gui's eyes gradually lost their luster.
At this moment, Su Mo looked up at the live stream preview and saw a college student forcibly holding down a pseudo-wolf that was considered useless by the academic community, forcing it to study advanced mathematics.
This scene, no matter how you look at it, looks exactly like a college student's breakdown because they can't graduate.
Looking at himself in the live stream preview, Su Mo nodded in satisfaction.
Great, that's what makes a live stream interesting!
In this era, we're not afraid of you creating something amazing, we're afraid of you having nothing to show for it!
Thinking of this, Su Mo took a deep breath and decisively pressed the start button for the live stream.
As the camera lit up, Su Mo took a deep breath, planning to introduce himself once the audience arrived.
However, after five minutes, the live stream room became as quiet as a corridor in an experimental building at 4:30 in the morning; there was no one there.
Su Mo frowned slightly as he looked at the number of viewers displayed in the backend.
Current number of online users: 0
Su Mo waited for another ten seconds or so, but the result was still zero.
At this moment, Fugui took the opportunity to push the advanced mathematics book outwards, but Su Mo pushed the book back.
Fu Gui kept pushing, and Su Mo kept pushing back.
The person and the dog silently struggled in front of the camera for half a minute, but there was still no one in the live stream.
At that moment, Su Mo suddenly realized a problem.
Although the internet is very developed now, almost everyone can access it.
But as a newcomer with no fan base and who usually only watches videos and doesn't comment, even if I start streaming, Lingwang won't promote me!
To gain recognition, someone has to see it.
"So how do we bring people in?"
Su Mo thought for a moment, then opened the campus forum of Tianfu Beast Taming University.
Tianfu Yushou University has more than 40,000 students, not including faculty and staff, and this forum has three lively sections.
These are: [School Gossip], [Pet Trading], and [Mentor Avoidance]
Among them, the "Mentor Avoidance" section has consistently ranked first in popularity, making it a veritable cyber merit monument for students of Tianfu Beast Taming University.
Looking at the forum sections, Su Mo finally clicked on the [Evolutionary System Discussion Area], which had fewer users.
Although this section doesn't have as many people as the other three sections, the people who communicate here are mostly researchers of pet evolution. Relatively speaking, the population here is much more targeted than those sections.
After clicking in, Su Mo created a new post and directly copied the title of the live stream.
[A senior student majoring in Beast Taming and Evolution proves online that the fake wolf isn't a loser! Today's experiment: Stimulating the brain with advanced mathematics to attempt to awaken mental power!]
After posting the title, Su Mo glanced at it himself.
It's a bit abstract, but for me, abstraction is traffic, and traffic allows me to turn falsehood into truth!
Then Su Mo added two more sentences to the main text.
[I am Su Mo, a senior student majoring in Evolutionary Biology, currently conducting practical experiments for my graduation thesis. All students are welcome to provide feedback. If you have any questions, you can also watch the live stream.]
This experiment is conducted entirely online and will not be edited.
There was no reaction when the post was first published.
Just as Su Mo was about to leave the forum in disappointment, the first reply appeared.
[First floor: ?]
The second reply followed immediately.
[Second floor: ? When I type a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that you have a problem!]
[Third Floor: Stimulating the brain through advanced mathematics? Stimulating whom? The fake wolf or the mentor?]
[Fourth floor: Bro, are you struggling to finish your graduation thesis and planning to write it in the summer?]
[Fifth floor: Screenshot taken, the original poster is about to become the new forum darling!]
Just as Su Mo was about to reply to these comments, the system panel appeared before his eyes.
[The "pseudo-wolf high-dimensional cognitive impairment hypothesis" has received external attention for the first time.]
[Gained some recognition.]
Upon seeing the system's prompt, Su Mo's eyes lit up.
The Evolution section is really awesome! People arrived so quickly!
Su Mo then seized the opportunity and posted the live stream link directly.
[OP: I'm live streaming right now, everyone is welcome to watch!]
The next second, the number of viewers in the live stream chat started to fluctuate.
Current number of online users: 3
These three viewers were clearly drawn in by Su Mo's post.
In the live stream, Su Mo sat upright, while Fu Gui was pinned to the table with a calculus book spread out in front of him, his eyes clear yet tinged with despair.
After seeing this, the three of them remained silent for a few seconds, and then typed out comments.
[Dude, are you really going to make this fake wolf learn advanced mathematics? Are you sure you're not out of your mind?]
[The streamer is an idiot!]
I hereby declare that this is the most abstract graduation experiment in the Department of Evolution this year.
Despite the mockery in the comments, Su Mo remained remarkably calm.
Let them criticize, as long as people are discussing it!
Then Su Mo spoke up: "Hello everyone."
"Today, I will use rigorous experiments on beast evolution to correct the academic community's misunderstanding of the pseudo-wolf."
“In traditional beast taming, the pseudo-wolf is considered an inferior branch of the bloodline of the high-level dire wolf.”
"But I think that's wrong!"
As soon as Su Mo finished speaking, the comments section exploded.
Here it comes, the pseudo-scientist vibe is showing.
[Correcting the academic community? Dude, you should first correct the fake wolf's posture; it's almost sliding under the table.]
[I've already recorded it; this will become part of the history of Tianfu Beast Taming University.]
[Although the streamer is quite handsome, your comments are a bit clownish!]
Su Mo looked at the comments and quickly looked down. He saw that Fugui's front paws were still on the edge of the table, but its body was sliding down little by little, obviously trying to escape from Su Mo's clutches.
Seeing this, Su Mo reached out and pulled it back.
Feeling the pressure on the back of his neck, Fugui looked up at Su Mo, his eyes full of accusation.
However, Su Mo ignored Fu Gui's gaze and continued, "The abnormal behavior of the fake wolf should not be simply categorized as an intellectual disability."
"For example, demolishing a house."
"The traditional view is that this is the reason for the poor obedience of the fake wolf, but from the perspective of spatial modeling, this may actually be its test of the stability of the house structure."
Listening to Su Mo's serious nonsense, the comments section was quiet for a second, then exploded.
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