Gensokyo, I am a slime, everyone loves me

He acknowledged politely with an "En," then followed Sakuya Izayoi inside.

Not until the two had walked away did the Youkai breathe a sigh of relief, as if escaping a disaster. They truly hadn't expected this unfamiliar Little One to have such an extraordinary identity.

Just the fact that he could be treated with such respect by the head maid, who represented the Scarlet Devil Mansion, meant he was absolutely no simple character.

They wiped the cold sweat from their brows,庆幸自己方才没有鲁莽行事.

Otherwise, it would be no different from digging their own grave.

Now, they would likely already be reincarnated in the Netherworld.

The center of the banquet was not as quiet as the outside; people were drinking and eating heartily, and some belligerent individuals were even sparring with each other, making it very lively.

Bai Luo scanned the area and found many familiar faces here.

Yakumo Yukari, Marisa, Reimu, Yuyuko, and other acquaintances were all present.

In addition, there were many new faces he had never seen before.

There were girls dressed in Miko outfits like Reimu, and girls wearing frog headpieces.

Furthermore, there was a crow Youkai taking pictures everywhere with a camera, recording things from time to time.

Although he didn't have much of an impression of them, anyone who could enter the inner area wouldn't be ordinary; they were basically Great Youkai at the very least.

"Why are you only here now? The banquet started long ago!" Remilia walked up, her tone filled with dissatisfaction.

Bai Luo scratched his head: "I accidentally overslept."

Remilia continued: "If you had come any later, I would have sent Sakuya to your house to check on the situation."

Hearing this, Bai Luo's face stiffened,庆幸自己早醒了会儿. Otherwise, if Sakuya had really come to wake him up, the scene would have been awkward just thinking about it.

Remilia asked: "Where do you plan to sit? Do you need me to have Sakuya arrange a seat for you?"

Bai Luo shook his head: "No need, there are quite a few acquaintances, I'll just find a place to sit."

Upon hearing this, Remilia's eyelids couldn't help but twitch. She had forgotten that this guy was practically the go-to person in Fantasy Land.

Xiao Bai Luo, what are you standing there for? Why don't you come over and have a few drinks with me?

A charming, teasing voice came, and Bai Luo turned his head to see Yakumo Yukari smiling and raising her wine glass, inviting him.

Bai Luo decisively chose to ignore her and continued looking for a seat. He certainly didn't want to sit next to Yakumo Yukari.

"Hey, hey, hey, how can you ignore me? I raised you with such difficulty, and you used to sweetly call me Older Sister Zi every day. It really makes me sad."

Yakumo Yukari put down her wine glass, pulled a handkerchief from a gap, and pretended to wipe away non-existent tears.

"Who calls you Older Sister Zi every day, Purple Old Woman! Can you stop talking nonsense!"

Bai Luo finally couldn't help but retort angrily.

Bai Luo's words attracted everyone's attention, and curious, surprised, and astonished gazhes were cast towards him.

Many people doubted if they had heard correctly.

Someone actually dared to call Yakumo Yukari Purple Old Woman.

And the moment Yakumo Yukari heard the words Purple Old Woman, the smile on her face immediately froze. She chuckled awkwardly:

"Xiao Bai Luo is really good at joking. How could I be an old woman? I'm clearly a beautiful seventeen-year-old girl in the prime of her youth."

"Mhm mhm."

Bai Luo quickly nodded a few times, agreeing wholeheartedly: "A seventeen-year-old beautiful girl who has entered old age."

The smile on Yakumo Yukari's face gradually disappeared, and black mist could be faintly seen around her.

However, before she could teach Bai Luo what it meant to respect elders, Yakumo Ran stood up first and came before Bai Luo. While helping him straighten his messy clothes from rushing out, she said helplessly: "Zi Daren, you are such a grown person, don't act like a child."

"You're playing favorites, aren't you! I'll remember this!"

Yakumo Yukari was fuming, trembling all over, and pointed at the two of them with indignation.

"Yuyuko! Now even Ran doesn't love me anymore! Clearly playing favorites!"

Yakumo Yukari used a gap to appear next to Yuyuko, who was eating heartily, and tearfully complained. The latter nodded, but her hands did not stop moving.

"Mhm mhm mhm, I understand."

Chapter 58: Purple Old Woman! Fill it up for me!

Bai Luo looked around. Although there were many familiar faces here, most of them were not suitable for sharing a table.

For example, at Yakumo Yukari's table, Bai Luo didn't want to be teased by the Purple Old Woman after just a few bites.

Also at Yuyuko and Youmu's table, if he went to their table, he probably wouldn't even get a sip of soup until the banquet ended.

Bai Luo looked towards Reimu's side, but seeing Reimu and Ibuki Suika with their arms around each other's shoulders, drinking like two yakuza bosses, he silently dismissed that idea.

He walked and looked around, finally his gaze fell upon Kazami Yuuka, who was sitting alone in the corner.

Thus, under everyone's surprised gazes, Bai Luo walked directly up to Kazami Yuuka, pulled out a chair, and sat down.

Kazami Yuuka glanced at him indifferently: "Overslept again?"

"No."

Bai Luo didn't want to admit he overslept.

He naturally took the green tea cake from the plate in front of her, and while smacking his lips, he said: "I was just delayed by something, you're the one who overslept."

Being retorted, Kazami Yuuka wasn't angry, but continued to chat with Bai Luo in a desultory manner.

This scene made the already surprised crowd even more shocked, even to the point of doubting their lives. The dignified Flower Tyrant was actually so gentle.

When Bai Luo walked over and casually took the other party's dessert, they had already sensed that this Little One was going to cause trouble for himself.

Who would have thought that the expected scene did not appear? Kazami Yuuka not only didn't send a Magic Cannon his way, but instead greeted him with a smile.

Seeing this, everyone became even more curious about Bai Luo.

But due to Kazami Yuuka, they didn't dare to just walk up to him.

Otherwise, given the character of the people present, they would have already flocked over, literally getting handsy.

Because of the earlier farce with Yakumo Yukari, many people went to ask Yakumo Ran.

Many people got the answer - the Young Master of the Yakumo Family.

As for his relationship with Kazami Yuuka, they were not clear, and they didn't dare to ask rashly, so they could only occasionally glance over with their peripheral vision.

...

Perhaps Kazami Yuuka had specifically requested it, but her table was very light, with no large fish or meat, and no alcohol.

Only some exquisite small pastries and a cup of black tea were placed on the table.

After chatting for a while, Bai Luo got up and went to other people's tables to freeload on food and drinks.

First, he went to Fujiwara no Mokou and Kamishirasawa Keine's table and ate half a table's worth.

Then he went to Marisa and Alice's place and freeloaded a strange cake - a mushroom cake.

He didn't know if Marisa brought it herself or if the Scarlet Devil Mansion prepared it, but it looked very peculiar, although the taste was quite good.

Smacking his lips, Bai Luo recalled the taste and came to Eientei, but only saw Yagokoro Eirin and Reisen.

"Where is Kaguya?"

"Princess didn't come, she's still holed up in her room playing games, saying there's something extremely important happening these two days, something about a legion defense battle."

Yagokoro Eirin said helplessly.

Legion defense battle?

Bai Luo was stunned for a moment, then quickly remembered.

Today, it seemed that the top few legions of "interstellar battle spirits" had agreed to attack their Fantasy Land legion together to snatch the number one spot in the entire server.

Princess Moron should be able to handle it herself...

She should be able to.

Bai Luo picked up a chicken leg guiltily, bone and meat, and swallowed it with a crunching sound.

Afterward, he ate a little here and there.

Just as he was about to return to Kazami Yuuka's place, a figure blocked his path. He focused his gaze and saw it was the crow girl who had been taking pictures everywhere with a camera.

"Hello, I'm Aya Shameimaru, a reporter from Bunbunmaru Newspaper. Can I interview you?"

Her eyes gleamed, and she held a camera tightly in her hand, looking like a professional reporter.

Bai Luo was stunned for a moment, then nodded. Seeing this, Aya Shameimaru's eyes flashed with joy, and she immediately began to ask: "Excuse me, are you related to Yakumo Yukari as mother and son?"

Bai Luo was stunned again, and after realizing, his small face immediately darkened: "I think you are the one related to Yakumo Yukari as mother and son! Both are shameless."

"No, this reporter is a Tengu, completely different species from Boundary Youkai, so it's impossible to be related."

When answering this question, Aya Shameimaru's face didn't turn red, and her heart didn't pound.

She scribbled a few lines in her notebook, then asked again: "May I ask about your relationship with Kazami Yuuka, the Flower Tyrant? Could it be that you are a child groom?"

"Damn it, you're the child groom!"

Bai Luo clenched his fists, barely controlling the urge to swallow the person in front of him whole.

Aya Shameimaru nodded in understanding, scribbled a few more lines in her notebook, then looked up and continued to ask: "May I ask..."

"No!"

Bai Luo decisively turned around and left.

"Don't be angry, come over and drink together!"

Suddenly, a hearty voice sounded, it was Ibuki Suika's invitation, and Reimu also drunkenly said: "Young Master Bai, stop talking nonsense, come over and have a couple of drinks with me!"

Looking at the drunken Reimu who was only instinctively eating dishes, Bai Luo silently took a step back. Just as he was about to leave, Yakumo Yukari's voice suddenly sounded: "Xiao Bai Luo is still young, he can't drink alcohol, juice is fine."

"Who are you calling young! Who can't drink alcohol!"

Bai Luo's eyes widened, and he took two steps to stand before Ibuki Suika. He picked up the largest cup on the table, and with a slap, slammed it heavily on the table—

"Fill it up for me!"

....

Five minutes later.

Bai Luo was lying on the table, his eyelids half-closed, and two unusually red patches appeared on his small face.

"Fill it up for me again!"

He muttered again in annoyance.

Yakumo Ran walked over, gently helped Bai Luo up, and glared at her master: "Zi Daren, look at you, you're such a grown person, yet you're still bullying Young Master Bai."

"No, how did I bully him!" Yakumo Yukari defended, showing no fear, "Isn't it normal to drink at a banquet? How would I know Xiao Bai Luo has such a low alcohol tolerance?"

However, the cycle of heaven has retribution.

As if hearing someone say he couldn't drink, Bai Luo, in a drunken stupor, raised his head and came before Yakumo Yukari.

His hazy golden eyes gazed at Yakumo Yukari, and under her bewildered gaze, a pair of small hands pinched her exquisite cheeks and pulled them to the sides—

"Purple Old Woman! Who are you calling unable to drink!"

Chapter 59: Fantasy Land May Not Be Named Bai!

Awesome.

This word suddenly popped into everyone's minds.

They had originally thought that calling Yakumo Yukari Purple Old Woman to her face was already impressive enough.

They had no idea that Bai Luo would give them a new surprise. It wasn't enough to just call her an old woman to her face; he even called her Purple Old Woman while vigorously pulling Yakumo Yukari's face.

"Ran, move out of my way! This old woman must teach this kid today what it means to respect elders!"