Gensokyo, I am a slime, everyone loves me

"Zi Daren, calm down! Please, you must calm down! Young Master Bai is just drunk, he definitely didn't do it on purpose!"

Yakumo Ran shielded Bai Luo, but Bai Luo behind her wasn't quiet. He spat at Yakumo Yukari and said, "I did it on purpose! Respect the old and cherish the young? I won't! Purple Old Woman, if you're not convinced, come bite me!"

Looking at Yakumo Yukari's face as black as the bottom of a pot, Yakumo Ran was on the verge of tears, unable to help, completely unable to help.

"Get over here!"

Yakumo Yukari was furious. She reached her hand into the gap and grabbed Bai Luo from behind Yakumo Ran.

But the latter reacted quickly. With a flash of purple light, he instantly disappeared from the spot, and when he reappeared, he was already beside Kazami Yuuka.

He grabbed her skirt with both hands, raised his eyes, and tearfully pointed at Yakumo Yukari: "A-San, that Purple Old Woman is bullying me!"

Kazami Yuuka was slightly startled, her teacup suspended in the air.

Yakumo Yukari's temples throbbed. She hadn't expected Bai Luo to be so outrageous, abandoning even his integrity, and directly running to Kazami Yuuka to play the crying and complaining card.

Yakumo Yukari and Bai Luo's actions just now had already attracted everyone's attention.

And the scene just now ignited the gossip hearts of this group of Youkai who had nothing to do and liked to join in the fun.

Even a certain ghost who had long since turned into a eating machine stopped its movements and looked over curiously.

Aya Shameimaru was clicking away, taking photos frantically, while also rapidly recording on paper. Her face was filled with ecstasy, as if she could already see the scene of the next Bunbunmaru Newspaper becoming a huge hit.

"Yuuka! Get out of the way! I must teach this kid a good lesson today!"

Kazami Yuuka glanced at Bai Luo, then said calmly to Yakumo Yukari, "He, I'm protecting him."

Yakumo Yukari's back teeth ground together in anger, but due to Kazami Yuuka, she didn't dare to go forward and grab him directly.

Seeing this, Bai Luo became even more smug. He raised his flushed little face and said, "Purple Old Woman, I'm telling you! You can't catch me today! I said so!"

After saying that, he turned his head. Under the shocked gazes of the crowd, he cupped Kazami Yuuka's jade-like hands, his slightly hazy golden eyes staring intently at her.

"A-San, I have a plan, are you willing to help me?"

His little face was stern, his expression serious. If not for his hazy eyes and flushed cheeks, you really couldn't tell he was drunk.

Everyone's curiosity was piqued. The originally lively banquet became extremely quiet, and they all stared at Bai Luo without blinking.

They saw Bai Luo grinning with his little mouth, turning to face everyone, and pointing at the sky: "I think this Fantasy Land might not necessarily be surnamed Bai!"

Silence.

The entire place was unusually quiet.

Everyone was dumbfounded, feeling that they had come to the right banquet this time, actually being able to witness such an explosive event.

Marisa and Ibuki Suika were incredibly excited, feeling their blood boiling, wishing they could join in and shout.

Cool!

So cool!

He did something they wanted to do but didn't dare to!

Aya Shameimaru was already clicking like mad, going all out. Her pen for recording was writing so fast it left afterimages, flipping page after page.

Meanwhile, Yakumo Ran was on the verge of tears, feeling her head buzzing, really wanting to go back to bed and eat a bowl of fried tofu to calm down.

Bai Luo somehow pulled out a large cup of wine, drank it in one gulp, and then heavily placed the cup on the table with a loud 'bang'.

"Fill it up again!"

"You've had too much to drink."

Kazami Yuuka took his wine cup and placed it aside. She then picked up the teacup from the table, wanting to feed Bai Luo some tea to sober him up, but the latter was stubborn, keeping his little mouth tightly shut and refusing to drink no matter what.

"Ugh.... I won't drink tea!" he mumbled. "Men should eat meat in big bites! And drink wine in big gulps!"

As he finished speaking, Bai Luo flashed in and out with purple light, and a full cup of wine appeared in his hand. Without a second word, he gulped it down in big gulps again, the golden liquid spilling from the sides of his thin lips and dripping onto his fair, tender collarbone.

However, he had only drunk half the wine when Bai Luo was already swaying. His little face was flushed red, as if it were about to bleed.

In a daze, he fell down, subconsciously holding onto a pillow tightly.

Soft and fluffy.

And it carried wafts of floral fragrance.

As if feeling uncomfortable, Bai Luo also mumbled and shifted his position until he found the most suitable spot. Only then did his furrowed brows relax.

.....

In the early morning, sunlight passed through the clouds, then through the window lattice, shining on Bai Luo. The dazzling light woke Bai Luo from his sleep.

He yawned lazily, his head feeling a bit dizzy, but this sleep felt exceptionally comfortable.

Bai Luo sat up and looked around, finding that he was back at the Yakumo Residence.

He vaguely remembered that he seemed to have been drinking.

He was probably drunk, and Ran must have sent him back.

Sure enough, not long after, Yakumo Ran walked in, carrying a bowl of hangover soup.

"Was I drunk yesterday?"

Bai Luo tilted his head in confusion. His memory was blurry, and he could only vaguely recall a few fragments.

"Yes, but not just yesterday. You've slept for a day and a night. The banquet ended last night."

Yakumo Ran nodded and placed it on the desk by the bed.

A day and a night?

It ended?

Bai Luo was a bit bewildered. Had he slept for so long?

"Is there any discomfort in your body?"

Yakumo Ran asked softly, stirring the soup with a spoon. Only after Bai Luo shook his head did she stand up and leave: "Then Ran will go get busy first. If you need anything, just call Ran."

Until the door closed again, Bai Luo sat cross-legged on the bed, his tender little face not calm, and hurriedly said:

"Great Sage, quickly play back what happened after I got drunk."

Bai Luo had a vague feeling that something was wrong.

【Understood】

Great Sage responded, and a video began playing in his mind.

.....

"Stop, stop, stop!"

After only watching half, Bai Luo couldn't bear to watch and hurriedly called for it to stop.

He regretted drinking that cup of wine immensely.

If it was just the beginning, cursing Yakumo Yukari, pulling her face, and shouting a few chuunibyou remarks, Bai Luo could barely accept it.

But what he did later...

At the end of his memory, he only vaguely remembered holding onto a pillow, and the pillow carried a pleasant floral fragrance.

Bai Luo didn't need to keep watching to guess what he was holding onto back then.

What on earth did he do?!

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So far, there probably haven't been any major errors in the plot progression.

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60

Chapter Sixty: A-San Definitely Likes Me!

Not only did he spout nonsense in front of everyone, shouting chuunibyou remarks, but he also openly used Kazami Yuuka as a pillow to sleep.

Now, he must be known to everyone in Fantasy Land.

Thinking of this, Bai Luo suddenly felt his Youkai life had lost its meaning.

"Great Sage, why didn't you remind me!"

【Already reminded, but unsuccessful】

Great Sage denied it and didn't forget to pull out the recording from that time to clear its name.

At that time, Great Sage did remind him, but unfortunately, Bai Luo was completely drunk. It even tried to analyze the alcohol and become immune midway, but was rejected by Bai Luo with the phrase, "If I can't get drunk, what's the point of drinking?"

"Then, you could also take control of my body when I'm drunk!"

【Answer. Without permission, or when safety is not severely threatened, Great Sage will not take control of the body】

Bai Luo's little face was slightly contorted with anger, but he had no other options. In the end, he could only bury himself in the blanket and sulk.

After a while, a corner of the blanket was quietly lifted. Bai Luo peeked his head out, looked towards the Sunflower Field, and asked Great Sage:

"What was A-San's reaction at the time?"

【Key clips have been trimmed, play?】

Bai Luo took a deep breath before nodding: "Play."

The screen began to play slowly.

Bai Luo watched the rapidly flashing clips. His little face had just managed to lose its blush, but it turned red again, yet he still persevered in watching.

In the scene, he was completely drunk. Under the shocked gazes of the crowd, he fell headfirst onto Kazami Yuuka, treating her as a pillow and holding her while he slept.

As for Kazami Yuuka's expression at the time, she was startled at first, but quickly returned to normal. She even calmly and naturally adjusted her position to make him sleep more comfortably.

Bai Luo couldn't tell what Kazami Yuuka was thinking, as there was no sign of annoyance or aversion on her face.

"Great Sage, do you think A-San likes me?"

【Insufficient Information. But it can be confirmed that Kazami Yuuka's favorability towards you is extremely high】

Great Sage answered this way.

Favorability is extremely high?

Bai Luo naturally knew this. She was clearly cold and indifferent towards others, but exceptionally gentle towards him.

At least since they met, she had never given him a bad look. On the contrary, it was him who had shown her quite a bit of attitude.