The fat pig was immediately unhappy: “You think I’m so stupid, can this life-threatening thing have anything to do with bravery?”

After listening to the fat pig’s answer, the thin man immediately Secretly scolded this guy: numb, not stupid when you should be stupid, and Bitmazhu is stupid if you shouldn’t be stupid.

Pa…pa!! !

Just when the two were wrestling with each other as to who was the first to go down, the bald boss gave them a big slap.

“Two stupid things! Tied to a tree with a rope, then slowly climb down to see, don’t you know? is it possible that you two thought that Lao Tzu, I asked you to jump down and check What?” This bald boss is also speechless, because what’s wrong with the lack of spatial flight, is it possible that there is no other way?

When the thin man and the fat pig guy heard this, they suddenly realized.

“Yes, find a root tree and tie a rope, and get insurance.” And this is the Return to the Natural State.

But they are not to blame. After all, they have used the ability of spatial flight for thousands of years, and suddenly they can’t use it today. They are also a little uncomfortable, so that their IQ They all went down. Fortunately, their boss’s IQ has always been well-proportioned.

But look left and right, where is the tree?

Looking at the bald all around, for a while, the thin man and the fat pig were stunned again.

“Paralysis, didn’t you tell me everything just now, you go down, when the time comes, when the time comes, you can’t be pulled by the fat pig as a tree! Really mentally retarded.” The bald boss thought , I’m really tired when I acted as the big brother.

“If you don’t want to, then the fat pig guy will go down and you will pull.”

“no no no, I will go down, I will go down.” The thin man thought, let me Pulling this dead pig, then I might as well choose a dog leash.

Finally, the thin man was on the fat pig guy, wound it five or six times with a rope, and tied a knot, so he was relieved, otherwise, he was really afraid that the fat pig’s head would twitch , And then untie the rope directly.

But the fat pig guy came with this sentence: “Brother Thin, are you interesting? If I really want to hurt you, when the time comes, I just cut the rope directly. It’s over.”

Put the rope directly…cut.

Directly…cut

cut…

cut…

In the end, I only feel the word “cut”, just like that Like a tape recorder, it kept echoing in the thin man’s mind.

Although it is a bit angry, it seems, indeed, it’s over if you just cut it.

“If you dare to cut, I will choke you to death!” Before going down, the thin man fiercely warned the fat pig guy, because this man is really unsuccessful.

However, this fat pig can also play: “Unless you are a ghost.”

“Boss, in fact, I still think it is better to let the fat pig go on.”

“Good girl! Go straight to Lao Tzu! Damn, Lao Tzu didn’t let you die, it’s really ink!” Finally, the bald boss couldn’t help but kicked the thin man fiercely. .

Suddenly, the thin man swooped, flew out, and finally fell to the bottom of the mountain stream. Looking from a distance, it felt like playing bungee jumping. Don’t be exciting. At the same time, The thin man’s hissing and shouting sounded out for a moment.

Finally, I saw a fat pig guy with a thick rope tied to his body. As soon as his chubby belly was tightened, the falling rope stopped abruptly, and it’s not difficult to see, The “tonnage” of this fat pig is definitely more than three hundred.

As for the thin man’s hissing and shouting: “Boss, I haven’t held the rope tight!”

Fortunately, the limit of the rope happened to be that The location of the hidden cave entrance on the mountainside, even though his hand slipped in the end, the thin man still rolled into the cave.

But the two above were frightened.

“Big brother, you seem to have killed Brother Slim…” The fat pig was stunned at this time, because at this time he couldn’t feel the weight on the rope at all, even though he was thin Very thin, but not so light, right?

What’s more, before that, he just wanted to make a joke with the thin guy that’s all. After all, he’s boring, just as a chat and fart, but in the end, their most respected big brother , Actually killed his cutest little brother.

“This, I said I didn’t mean it, do you believe it.” At this time, the bald boss has completely stiffened, and his face is a little pale.

“You pay for my thin brother!” However, the fat pig guy was immediately reluctant. Without saying that, this guy was still pulling the bald boss by the arm and began to reluctantly.

For this, the bald boss also began to shirk his responsibility: “Paralysis, you didn’t know how to cherish it before you died. After you die, you TM will play rascals with me, right! Alright, thin baby, I and you each person gets half.”

“I want 70%, because the thin man liked me the most when he was alive.”

……

Underneath, the thin man who had just fallen off a dog to eat shit, and then happened to roll into the secret hole, his expression was completely desperate after hearing these words, because he had just died, and the two goods on the top began to separate.

“Damn, what kind of friends did I make?”

Just as the thin man complained, another voice came from above.

“Skinny, I’ll squeak if I’m not dead! Paralysis, I was really scared to death just now.” This is the voice of the bald boss.

As for why he knew that the thin man was not dead, it was because the thin man’s life and death jade token on him, not at all, was shattered, that is, the thin man was simply fine.

But just now, it really scared him, because the skinny didn’t grasp the rope tightly at the time. Fortunately, there was no big problem in the end.

As for the fat pig guy, when he heard that the thin man was still alive, it was even more sad, because his 70% “entanglement” was gone.

Well, he also pretends. I have to say that one idiot is a real idiot, and three idiots are true temperaments. That’s how a good friend comes for a lifetime.

“I’m fine, there is a secret hole underneath, you two quickly come down and take a look.” After dusting his body, the thin man stared inward with excitement.

However, there is a large area of ​​black in the cave, and there is nothing to be seen at all, and this also makes the thin man more confused.

“This is impossible. Just now dozens of people have come down. Logically speaking, it’s possible to enter this cave. Is it possible that. It’s the same as what Fatty said, all Head cramped, and then jumped into the sea to commit suicide?” Thinking about it, the thin man slowly groped in, and when he reached a zero point, he touched an air wall.

The air wall feels like a bubble, and someone needs to squeeze in to successfully shuttle into the opposite side.


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