I, holding a long sword in my hand, only know one move

To be honest, after learning what kind of school this was, Cheng Rang's first thought was definitely to let Xiao Mo go to Class A of this school, which was the most outstanding class.

After all, if it is Class E, both the teaching environment and the teaching staff will definitely not be as good as those classes with the best educational resources.

But during subsequent field trips, Cheng Rang discovered that although the students in the so-called "advanced classes" had excellent grades, it was obviously not a place where he could put an innocent child like Xiao Mo.

Because of the difference in [humanities].

The most important thing is - why do those guys in class ABCD all have passer-by faces? They all look so ugly!

You are too far behind the group of students in Class E who are basically the protagonists, aren't you?

Even considering the issue of painting style, Cheng Rang gave up the idea of ​​sending Xiao Mo to another class. After all, if the environment is not good, you can change it yourself. If the teachers are not good, you can also find a way.

But if the students' getting along and social environment are not good, then it is really not good. Compared to learning knowledge, Cheng Rang thinks that Xiao Mo's circle of friends should be more "high-quality".

...

The old Chuqiu Middle School building in the back mountain is covered with weeds and the old wooden structure smells of decay and dilapidation. This is the one-third-acre land of Class E.

Some out-of-tune and even bifurcated school bells rang, and the students waiting in the classroom all listened with solemn expressions to the sound of sticky meat pattering on the ground outside the corridor.

With a crash, the door was opened, and a "yellow octopus" with a big spherical head and a professor's uniform walked into the classroom waving its tentacles.

The most eye-catching thing is the round face, the bean-like eyes and the smile that stretches to almost half of the face, and even the nose can't be seen.

It was followed by a group of men in black, holding guns in their hands and pointing at its back.

But the yellow octopus seemed to regard the muzzle pointed at it as nothing, and made a sound to introduce itself.

"When we first met, I was the prisoner who blew up 70% of the moon. According to the plan, I will blow up the earth next year."

"From today on, I will be your class teacher. Please take care of me."

The whole class had different expressions, and the entire teacher room was silent.

In these three short sentences, there are five or six things that make people madly complain!

Nagisa Shioda, who was sitting in the front row of the classroom, already had a voice shouting in his mind. It was obvious from the expressions that everyone else in the classroom thought so too.

Except for a black-haired girl sitting behind him...

Nagisa Shioda glanced back. She looked younger than the other students in the classroom, but when she looked at the yellow octopus behind the podium with a completely wrong style, she was the only one behind her who said, "It looks soft." It's very chewy, is it delicious?" he said to himself.

At this time, a black-haired man in a suit with sharp eyebrows and cold eyes took a step forward.

"I am Karasuma from the Ministry of Defense. First of all, I hope everyone can understand that everything I say from now on is a matter of national confidentiality."

The atmosphere in the class was like Coca-Cola with ice cubes, surging inside but breathtakingly cold.

At this moment, the girl behind Nagisa Shioda suddenly raised her hand.

"Teacher, may I ask - what does state secret matter mean?"

——Don’t ask that strange class teacher such a common-sense question at this time with a matter-of-fact expression! Don’t you understand what air (atmosphere) is? !

Shioda Nagisa almost wanted to bury her head in the table, as if she felt that everyone's eyes were penetrating through her and towards the girl behind her.

"The so-called national secrets refer to matters related to the security and interests of the country, determined in accordance with legal procedures, and restricted to a certain range of personnel within a certain period of time. Do you understand this student?"

To everyone's surprise, the octopus raised its tentacles and answered the girl's question very naturally.

"Oh, that's it."

——Don’t take it for granted to answer questions at a time like this! And your reaction is that you don’t care at all about the appearance of that octopus!

Nagisa Shioda could already feel the desire of others in the class to complain, as if it only took a small fuse to ignite the place like a bomb.

Mr. Karasuma, who spoke, also had a tense expression. After waiting for the interaction between the two to end, he cleared his throat and continued: "Without further chatter, I'll get straight to the topic."

"I hope all the students here can kill this monster in front of me!"

"..."

Ruined.

This was the only thought in Nagisa Shiota's mind after that.

All the students basically showed shocked expressions, even Xiao Mo was the same.

"Hey...what did you say? Does this mean that this guy is an alien from space who came to invade the earth?" Finally, a boy couldn't suppress the doubts in his mind and asked such a question.

The octopus's head suddenly turned red, and it was still spitting out steam. It raised its tentacles in protest and retorted, "How rude! I am a native of the earth!"

Wu Zhen continued: "It is not convenient to explain the specific matters to you in detail now. But everything this guy said is true. Of the two creatures that destroyed the moon, the one in front of you is scheduled to destroy the earth in March next year. Dropped. Currently, only the heads of state on Earth are aware of this matter."

"They are also studying related countermeasures on how to eliminate this guy without anyone noticing before the earth falls into panic."

"That is to say - assassination."

Uh-huh! !

Without warning, Karasuma pulled out a dagger from his arms and slashed at the yellow octopus that was so close, but it dodged it for a moment.

In a movement that no one could see clearly, the octopus changed its position as if it were teleporting.

Karasuma continued to chase it with daggers, but was easily dodged. He said, "But as you can see, this monster has incredible super speed!"

Brush - Phew! !

"Not to mention taking its life, you might even end up having your eyebrows trimmed by its tentacles! And the technique is quite delicate!"

When Karasuma stopped moving, the students realized that his eyebrows had been trimmed neatly.

"In other words, if this guy really plans to run away as hard as he can, then we humans will definitely not be able to do anything about it before it is exterminated."

Putting a set of eyebrow trimming tools back into the box and covering it, the yellow octopus slowly said: "However, it would be too boring to do that. So I made a proposal to the United Nations

plan. "

"Although I don't want to die in your hands... but there is no problem if you let me serve as the head teacher of Class E, the third grade of Chuqiu Middle School."

--Why? ! Shioda Nagisa's face turned black and he shouted in his heart.

One boy couldn't help but raise his hand, "But Mr. Karasuma, you just said - [two] creatures that destroyed the moon?"

Karasuma closed his eyes, seemed to sigh, and looked outside the classroom door again.

"Yes, it's [two]."

Under the gaze of the whole class, another figure stepped in.

But that was just a handsome-looking black-haired man with a warm smile and even a bit of a delicate look.

Who is this person?

Just when the students showed doubtful expressions and many girls’ eyes lit up. The man walked onto the stage, side by side with the yellow octopus.

He smiled and said:

"Hello, classmates, I am the person who will be your physical education teacher this year. My name is Cheng Rang. You can call me Teacher Cheng from now on - as Mr. Karasuma said, I am also one of the people who destroyed the moon, and I will be responsible for guiding you from now on. Assassination techniques are also one of your assassination targets. But it’s limited to training...probably~"

Cheng Rang pointed to his head, "What's different from the other one is that when I flew over from space, I didn't pay attention because I was going too fast, so I just hit a small hole in the moon with my head."

He pinched two fingers and made gestures, emphasizing repeatedly: "It's a very small hole, it's really very small!"

"..."

Finally, everyone couldn't restrain the continuous need to complain. They rolled their eyes and let out the same roar in unison, shaking the classroom windows three times.

"Stop joking!!!" xN

Chapter 7 Time to add more money

The facts that have been sorted out make everyone feel despair about the current situation.

I am only a third-year junior high school student, but I have to face two cosmic creatures that can destroy the moon.

"——How many times have I told you that we are both from Earth!" x2

It's not clear what their purpose is, but the government can only agree to this plan.

Not to mention that current firearms, weapons and missiles could not hit the extremely fast octopus. Even if they could hit it, ordinary lead bullets would melt in his body.

The other one is even more outrageous. The Japanese authorities are one of the governments that have been watching Cheng Rang's whereabouts. For a period of time after he got off the plane, a series of probing behaviors were not carried out before he warned him. .

With only two fingers, he caught three high-explosive howitzers fired from different angles without even the slightest intention to dodge.

Of course, just catching it was fine, but after the howitzer's delayed fuse exploded, the figure that walked out of the smoke unscathed brought great shock to the members of the Self-Defense Forces at the time.

This is what he said at the time...

"I didn't intend to cause a dispute, but if you continue to push your nose and face, then whether the Japanese island will exist in the next second will be a matter for me to consider."

He shook the document in his hand and said, "I just came here to check in and take my kids to school."

Then Cheng Rang was placed in the same class as the monster that destroyed the moon.

Maybe someone is thinking that they will kill each other and save half the time. Anyway, the earth will be destroyed in a year or something.

As long as that yellow octopus dies, the remaining one can be used up slowly!

Both "monsters" set the condition that they would not harm these students, and after successfully assassinating target No. 1, the yellow octopus, they would receive a reward of 10 billion yen.

"Ten billion?!" The students who heard this amount seemed to have the sound of coins falling in their eyes.

"This is a natural amount. Once the assassination operation is successful, it will be equivalent to saving the earth in a real sense." Wu Zhan continued: "Fortunately, this monster does not pay attention to all the students here at all. Look. , when its face shows green stripes, it means it is looking down on others."

Sure enough, the grinning face had turned into yellow and green stripes.

"——What the hell kind of skin is this?!"

"Hehehe, this is natural, right? How could I, who couldn't even defeat every country, die in your hands? When I was attacked by the most advanced fighter jets on earth... I also fought back Jun, I waxed it in the air."

"——So why do you want to wax the fighter?!"

Teacher Cheng, who had been silent until now, suddenly clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention.

"Everyone, I think...if it is a reward that can save the earth, ten billion yen seems a bit stingy."

"Is ten billion stingy?!"

"Of course! Otherwise, do you think that 10 billion yen is enough to rebuild the razed Tokyo to the prosperous look it is now? Isn't it far from enough? Then the price of repairing a city cannot be discussed again. What is it worth as a bargaining chip to save the earth?”

The students looked at each other in confusion, and finally felt that what Teacher Cheng said made sense.

"So let me add something here~ Cheng Rang spread his hands with a smile: Who can successfully assassinate me once in the training class?

Or successfully kill this octopus after my guidance..."

The density of the air seemed to suddenly increase, and everyone felt a sticky suffocation. They couldn't help but swallow their saliva, waiting for the man's words.

He spoke slowly and said word by word: "Then I will fulfill one of his (her) wishes."

"....desire?"

"Yes, you can make any wish. It can be said to be a universal wishing machine. Whether it is money, status, technology... Even if you want to become the overlord of this universe, I can help you realize it."

Everyone present was shocked by the words in Cheng Rang's mouth.

what did he say? ! Even the wish to become the overlord of this universe can come true! ?

"It's a lie... What about resurrection from the dead? For example, I want to bring my grandma back to life!" One of the students raised his hand and asked.

"——Of course, as long as you can provide a token of the person who needs to be resurrected, such as ashes, hair or pieces of clothing, even accessories that have been worn for a long time are barely acceptable."

"hiss……!"

The sound of gasps from the audience drowned out all sounds, and then the classroom fell into silence.

Even the color on the face of the yellow octopus turned white, and the corners of its originally grinning mouth turned into a small dot, and its tentacles danced slowly in confusion.

【You can do it even if you die and come back to life】

Such a wish makes it feel excited.

But now it's just Cheng Rang's words, and there is no way to prove that he can really realize any wish.

But whether you believe it or not is in everyone's own mind. Even if you don't have this desire, you can get at least the 10 billion promised by the country in reward for killing the octopus.

If it cannot be killed, the earth will be destroyed in a year, and then all money and glory will be meaningless.

"That's how it is, so students, try your best to kill us~"