I Kill Monsters For A Living

◉-◉ "So, do you know what the vampire hunters look like?"

"NOPE!" Yelled Mike.

ಥ ͜ ಥ "So basically you're telling me that we're f◼cked..."

"YUP!" Mike yelled.

Ada then chuckled and began to pat Owota on the back, "It's an okay dude, aren't you immortal and stuff?"

ಥ ͜ ಥ "..."

"Alright nevermind, I guess your face already explains it..."

"Looks like we've gotta hide Owota somewhere... and I've got the perfect place!" Mike then put his hand on Owotas shoulder.

ಥ ͜ ಥ "What place are you thinking?"

"My circus on the other side of town..."

´･益･ "I'm not going near any f◼cking murderous clowns."

"No worries dude, there are no clowns." Mike chuckled.

•̀ _ •́ "You're lying to me aren't you..."

"I am lying..."

´･益･ "There's no way you're making me-"

-Two hours later-

"WE'RE HERE!"

I wouldn't really call this place a circus... The tent was coloured red and white while being surprisingly large. The inside had at least twenty plastic chairs and a small circle in the middle you could compare to a sumo arena and a large curtain. Besides from that, the entire tent was empty with no one else being there but us.

"I own this place so make yourself at home, we can keep Owota backstage," Mike said as he walked up to the curtain.

"This place is filthy..." I said as I dusted off the dust from the chairs.

"THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!" Ada yelled.

• _ • "Uh... Mike? How much did this all cost?"

"Around half a million."

´･益･ "HOW THE HELL DID YOU MANAGE TO GET THAT MUCH MONEY!? AND WHY WOULD YOU SPEND IT ON A CRAPPY CIRCUS?"

"I get paid more than all of you do... I also wanted a circus...'"

Mike's Salary: $➏➋➌,➊➌➒ p.a

"How does Gigantomachia even make its money?" Kim asked Mike.

"King owns a large tech company and he uses his money to pay people like us to kill monsters and stuff."

•̀ _ •́ "That's stupid, the old guy doesn't even know how to even use a phone..."

"Well, I get paid so I don't really care..."

Mike then opened the large curtain revealing a large statue of a clown, a couch and a small bed.

ಥ ͜ ಥ "Wtf..."

"I was planning on placing this thing outside, but I'm not open for business yet so I'll do it later."

ಥ ͜ ಥ "So you're planning on me sleeping with that thing looking at me?"

"Yes..." Mike then gave both Kim and I some cash. "I want you guys to go shopping, we need to stock up on supplies." Ada then ran up to me and handed me the vampire radar, "You'll need this just in case."

"Aight, I guess we're gonna start walking."

"Who said you where walking?" Ada then slapped both Kim and me in the face teleporting us to the shopping district.

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