I Kill Monsters For A Living

A group of 4 bodyguards then grabbed me by the arms and carried me towards backstage.

"Welcome backstage cutie! Pop isn't here right now, she'll be back soon." Lemon then posed like an idol and began dancing. The bodyguards then slammed the door and walked off.

"Uhh... hi?" I said awkwardly.

"You know why you're here right?"

"Hmm... nope."

"Wait, what!?"

"Yeah, I thought this was a line for a burger place..."

"You're kidding right?"

"Nope..."

Lemon then sighed and sat down on a couch, "Once every month we pick a random person from the line for dates. So let's just go and get this over with..."

"Sorry, I'm not a lolicon..."

"Wait... why would going on a date with me make you a lolicon..."

"Uhh... cause you're a loli..."