I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Someone speaking means there is someone behind the door.

Of course, this is nonsense.

Yi Lin slowly lifts the head.

――Because of the pain of the cervical spine.

A sign is nailed to the door.

There are words on it.

Yi Lin carefully distinguished for 5 seconds, until the neck pain was a little unbearable, and finally he could see the line of text clearly.

Presbyopia and cervical spondylopathy are really uncomfortable.

"Edward Nigma".

The door is not closed tightly.

Yi Lin thought for a few seconds, rubbed his neck, and pushed in.

The furnishings in the room are very simple, a bed, a low table, an LCD TV screen hung on the wall, and the TV is off.

Leaning on the corner is a cane and a black umbrella.

It is covered with ash, and I don’t know how long it has not been used.

"Fuck, this is cheating you!"

"Fat goose, you are not talking nonsense. On the surface I seem to be cheating, but in fact it is Looking for the truth, who am I?"

"Are you special...believing or not I poisoned you?"

"Dare you?"

"Who wouldn't dare?"

"Try it?"

"Try it!"

"Oh, oh, oh, Believing or not I installed a riddle code lock in your room. If you can't answer it, don't you want to go out to eat?"

"hmph, do you think you can stump me?"

"I listen Say it’s filet mignon for dinner today."

"Then...this is your win! Come again!"

Yi Lin just walked into the room,

just watched To an old man who was green from head to toe, and another short and fat old man, squatted on both sides of the low table, playing an unknown card game.

The green old man is wearing a clean green suit, a green gentleman's hat on his head, and a triumphant smile on his face.

Another short fat old man wore slippers, pulled up his trousers, showing sparse leg hair, gritted his teeth, and had a flustered and exasperated expression.

The two old men, one green and one fat, seem to have not noticed the arrival of Yi Lin at all.

The short fat old man was foul-mouthed while starting the second game.

Are you good friends?

Still the kind of life.

Yi Lin silently judged the relationship between the two elderly people.

Who is Edward Nigma?

For a while, Yi Lin couldn't judge it either.

Yi Lin originally planned to inquire about some information.

After all, he still knows nothing about the current situation.

He can't kill Jack again.

After all, this old waist with old bones can't stand the toss at all.

Maybe it's because you are old and have a calm mind?

In short, Yi Lin is very calm now.

Seeing that the two elders who played cards didn't have him, Yi Lin didn't mind him, his expression was calm, and instead sat down on the side.

The old man in the green hat glanced at Yi Lin for a while.

Did not say much.

The joyous mini-game starts again.

Yi Lin observes silently.

The poker rules of the game in front of me seems a bit weird.

It can’t even be said to be a game at all.

Fifty-two cards are spread out on the table, all covered.

Everyone can look at one of the cards at will in every round.

When looking at the cards, you can fool the opponent at will, true or false at will.

You can say "This is a diamond."

Or "This is a seven."

Or "This is an ace of spades, Do you believe it?"

If the fooled party guessed right, even if it wins, but doesn’t believe it, but doesn’t guess, it’s the next one.

A simple and rude game.

It can be said that there are no rules at all.

It's just to fool each other, to see who can fool whom.

After watching a few rounds, the short and fat old man lost ten games in a row. In the end, he was so angry that he almost lifted the table and left the room step by step, limping.

"Ah, life is as lonely as snow."

The old man in the green hat said triumphantly.

The chunky old man has left.

putting it that way, the green hat is the owner of this room.

Edward Nigma.

Yi Lin, who has not spoken, suddenly shook his head.

Edward suddenly looked at Yi Lin, somewhat puzzled: "What do you mean by shaking your head?"

"It doesn't mean anything."

Yi Lin hehe Smile.

"No, you must be interesting!" Yi Lin hid and kept silent, but it aroused Edward's curiosity.

"He let you." Yi Lin raised the corner of his mouth slightly, saying with a smile.

"What!"

Edward suddenly slapped the table!

"Oh yo yo yo -"

Edward's face was distorted again for a while, and he slowly sat down again.

After rubbing for a while, Edward finally stared at Yi Lin: "Why do you say that? Huh, you mean, I can't compare to that dead fat goose?"

Yi Lin hehe smiled, and did not explain, instead he asked: "Edward Nigma?"

Edward sorted out the gentleman's hat easily, and his face was a little more proud: "Remember to call My wise Edward."

Yi Lin slowly sat down opposite Edward.

"The wiser Yi Lin."

"!"

Edward gave Yi Lin a deep look.

Yi Lin's expression is calm, and his eyes turn back.

Awe-inspiring.

"Okay! Very good! Old Guy, you are once again challenging the wise Edward."

Edward suddenly lowered the brim of his hat, coldly smiled.

Old Guy?

It took Yi Lin two seconds to realize that the three words "Old Guy" refer to himself.

I guess it will be hard to get used to.

"Challenge?" Yi Lin said with a laugh: "This is just a game, isn't it?"

"Game?" Edward's eyes narrowed: "Old Partner, this doesn't Not a game."

Old Partner?

Yi Lin silently outlined the key points.

After drawing the key points, Yi Lin continued: "If there is no color head, this is just a game."

"Color head?" Edward hearing this, obviously stunned, but He quickly showed a confident smile: "Old Guy, what color do you want? Is it for dinner today?"

"Why—" Yi Lin suddenly pointed to the dusty crutches in the corner. , Said with a smile: "My legs and feet are not convenient, and the lumbar disc is a bit protruding. If I win, lend me your crutches, how about?"

"Lend?"

"Yes, it's just borrowing, there is borrowing and repaying, isn't it? Maybe we can become good friends."

Edward pondered for a moment, it seems that there is nothing wrong with this sentence.

I will not lose anyway.

"Old Guy, what if you lose?"

Yi Lin has already thought about it: "If I lose, you are the wiser Edward."

"Deal!"

Edward shuffled the cards skillfully, shua~ shua~ shua~ danced out.

Soon, fifty-two cards neat and tidy were placed on the table.

This technique.

Yi Lin secretly nodded.

No wonder the pudgy old man would say that Edward cheated.

This is a shuffle method that is as proficient as the God of Gamblers. If there is no trickiness in the shuffle, Yi Lin would not believe it.

But...

It's okay.

Yi Lin has a smile at the corner of his mouth.

If Molly, who is familiar with Yi Lin, is here, seeing this smile, you know that someone is going to be unlucky again.

For more details, please refer to Xiao Yang's family.

"How many rounds?"

"Five rounds." Edward chuckled.

Five games are enough.

Let the Old Guy who is not knowing the immensity of Heaven and Earth experience Edward's wisdom firsthand.

"Start!"

Edward yelled, ready to draw the cards.

"Wait."

Yi Lin suddenly stood up.

"?"

Old Edward was taken aback.

Yi Lin slowly extended the hand and patted Edward twice on his right shoulder.

Edward looked at his right shoulder unfathomable mystery.

I don't quite understand what this is.

"?"

It took a few seconds.

Yi Lin sat down again.

"Your shoulders are a bit gray, I will pat them off for you." Yi Lin laughed friendly.

"Hey? Old Guy, do you think that way, wise Edward will release the water? In front of wisdom, everyone is equal."

"It's okay, you can start."

p>

Edward glanced suspiciously at Yi Lin, but didn't want to understand whether Yi Lin really wanted to shoot flattery or fake flattery.

But, this is not important.

The wise Edward will definitely win.

He has only lost one person in his life, and everyone else is not worth mentioning.

Here comes here comes!

charge charge charge!

He, Edward, draw cards!

That is an ordinary playing card.

It's really just an ordinary playing card.

Edward stared into Yi Lin's eyes with a confident tone, slowly said: "This is the ace of spades in my hand, do you believe it?"

The game actually seems to have simple rules, and there are even no rules at all.

Believe it or not.

But in fact, this is theoretically a game that fully experiences psychological games.

Use body, language, and eyes to create pressure on the other person.

Believe it or not, it all depends on whether the performance is realistic enough.

And... grasp the other's psychological changes.

True when false is true and false, and false when true is false.

It's probably such a gameplay.

Of course, everyone knows the truth, but under normal circumstances, it is indeed a bit difficult to win against Edward.

After all...Who can play the dealer?

The old man of Fat Goose knew that Edward's gameplay was tricky, but he still played with Edward one after another.

I don't know if it is love and killing, or because of the loneliness of the elderly, I want to find someone to accompany me.

Yi Lin "looks" at the card.

Then without the slightest hesitation nodded: "You have the ace of spades in your hand."

"!"

The smiling Edward was momentarily stunned.

He slowly put down the card in his hand, and it turned out to be an ace of spades!

"How do you know..."

Edward swallowed after half a sentence.

This is only the first game.

Yi Lin vs Edward...1:0.

Temporarily lead.

It's okay.

"It's up to you."

Yi Lin picked one casually.

"The queen of hearts."

"No."

Yi Lin did not draw and put it back.

There is a small rule in this little game. If the opponent doesn't believe it, you don't need to open the card.

The key rule is-if the card is not turned over, it must be put back in place.

Edward vetoed almost without hesitation.

The score remains unchanged.

It's Edward's turn... Draw!

The wise Edward drew one proudly.

"Square!"

Yi Lin "looked" again with no expression on his face.

"no!"

"?"

Edward originally wanted to use the "four to one probability" trap to lure Yi Lin, didn't expect Yi Lin wily old fox did not even take the bait.

"Interesting."

Edward began to be interested.

The nature of this game, in fact, in addition to psychological games, it also extremely tests memory.

In the process of drawing cards, it is actually a process of reading cards.

Everyone has a chance to read the cards in their turn.

If the other party does not believe it, he must put it back in place.

The more you see, the clearer you can control the entire game.

This is a see-saw game.

In the end, if the memory is good, the whole game almost becomes a bright card.

The fight is who is more senile dementia, who can't remember, who has worse acting skills.

It is an excellent casual game for the elderly to spend their time after dinner.

In this yard, it is very hot.

If anyone loses, a "Alzheimer's" sign will be hung on his chest for a whole week.

It is an ominous old age and extremely embarrassing.

But in this courtyard, the wise Edward has never lost.

Not once.

Not this time either!

Next, the two will come back and forth.

Almost watched the entire game once.

2 full minutes passed.

Neither Yi Lin nor Edward scored any more.

"This..."

Edward was speechless.

If this continues, there will be no winners or losers.

If you insist, Yi Lin wins.

After all, at first Edward had a playful mentality and Yi Lin scored a point.

Edward now dare not look down on the Little Old Man opposite.

He believes that the memory of the other party is not below him.

The deck of cards on the table is now the same as a bright card.

Unless you play until dark and you are exhausted, you won’t be able to tell the outcome.

It's a bit difficult!

Edward twisted his waist, sitting for a long time, a little pain.

Yi Lin silently opened the apostle panel and took a look.

Suddenly laughed: "This is not the way to go, why don't we upgrade the game?"

"Oh?" When Edward heard it, he seemed to be interested: "How to upgrade?"

"Simple, you and I remember this game very clearly. It is meaningless to play. It's better to draw 15 cards at the same time when you draw, and then choose five of them to form a hand. Guess it right. You win. Add another rule-no matter yes or no, as long as you can't guess it, you lose."

Hiss--

There is heating in the house.

When Edward heard this, he couldn't help but suck in the heater.

This gameplay is really... so exciting!

"I like it! Hehehe, come!"

"You go first."

To be humble is a virtue.

Although he is also an old man now.

Yi Lin closed his eyes silently, expressing that he was too lazy to take a peek.

Actually, it doesn’t make a difference.

Edward quickly removed 15 cards from the deck and formed a hand on the bottom of the table.

Incidentally, the composition of the deck follows the classic stud rules.

Edward coldly smiled and doesn't plan to play anymore.

――Now it’s time to go directly out of the game.

No matter who it is, you can remember what these 15 cards are.

Of course, those meaningless combinations are not in line with Edward's compulsion, and he definitely won't use them.

Yi Lin calculated silently in his heart.

Use permutation and combination formulas.

as everyone knows, 15 cards are taken out of 5, if sorted, there are 360 ​​360 combinations, even if it is not sorted, there are 3003 combinations.

Next...

is the peak of the psychological game!

Only by predicting the opponent's prediction, can you win this damn little game!

"Straight flush of spades!"

Edward coldly smiled.

He knew that Yi Lin could remember that out of the 15 cards he chose, he could make two straight flushes of spades.

But thinking the other way around, thinking the other way around...Anyway, I can guess a brain hemorrhage.

Yi Lin opened his eyes and hurryed.

Take another look.

"Yes!"

Pop it.

Edward was dumbfounded.

All the cards in his hand fell on the top after a draw.

Those five cards are impressively five consecutive spades.

"Forget it, I lost."

Edward lowered his head and muttered.

He did not play the third game.

In fact, from the very beginning, he has memorized most of the cards when shuffling the cards.

But even so, he still lost two games.

In the last game, even if his old face is a bit thick, he doesn't bother to go on.

What he didn't expect was that the old man opposite was even more cunning and treacherous than his wise Edward.

He didn't lose in wisdom.

――It was cunning who lost to the opponent!

Yi Lin stood up.

My legs are a bit sore.

Moved to walk behind Edward.

At this moment, Edward did not see that on the roof, a nearly transparent shadow returned to Yi Lin's body silently.

"Hehe, master, you are so bad!"

Bai Xiaoyi teased with a voice that only Yi Lin could hear, and then returned to Yi Lin's body.

Yi Lin glanced at the spirit energy value that was almost consumed to only 20%, which was secretly relieved.

In this era, who can't cheat anymore?

Is it just you?

As early as when Yi Lin patted Edward on the shoulder, he quietly released Spirit Physique Bai Xiaoyi out and hid in midair while the other's sight and attention were diverted.

And after entering the room, he also immediately used "Mental Momentum" to perceive that there was no monitoring equipment in this room.

He can know Edward's cards, all because of Bai Xiaoyi's "vision".

But the spirit energy value consumption is too large.

If you delay it a little longer, you may be exposed.

Of course.

Yi Lin also is not that absolutely does not have a backhand.

In case it really can’t go on, or the Old Guy suddenly convulsed and wants to turn his head...

Just send a "Disaster Spreader" and paste it up and finish it.

Anyway, the elderly, from time to time with convulsions, cerebral hemorrhage, epileptic seizures, insufficient blood supply to the brain, etc., can easily be fooled without any problems.

Anyway...stable.

After Yi Lin collected Bai Xiaoyi, the declining spirit energy value began to slowly recover.

Yi Lin moved his sore legs.

Go to the corner.

The shape of the umbrella is a bit peculiar, but Yi Lin didn't touch the black umbrella when he said it was easy to hold the stick.

If you guessed right, it should be something of a short and fat old man.

After all, they seem to have deep feelings, and it’s not surprising that they put their own things together.

Anyway, there is no distinction between you and me, right.

Entering the room from Yi Lin, he noticed the cane and umbrella in the corner.

This is as conspicuous as the red hammer on Flight 444 in his preparation for the apostle trial.

This is really weird if you say there is no weirdness...

The apostle with a little experience, will not miss the various props in the trial.

Will also find ways to get it.

Yi Lin directly pressed the crutches.

The armrest of the crutch has a unique shape, with a hook bent, which looks like a big question mark.

"?"

Don't talk about the shape first.

The moment Yi Lin held the question mark crutches, the attribute of the crutches appeared in front of him.

……

[Question Mark Scepter]

[Grade] Epic

[Durable] 400/3000

[Effect] "Crime Puzzle"

[Explanation] "The Riddler" Edward Nigma's exclusive equipment, non-equipment owners can not play the real effect of the equipment. Currently attribution: Edward Nigma. Note: Cannot bring out this world.

……

"Epic?"

Yi Lin deep in one's heart fluctuates slightly.

It turned out to be an epic?

But this is durable...

It will break if you don’t knock it a few times!

Is it really Ancient One?

Yi Lin already possesses a more precious spirit weapon than Epic Grade, as well as an unknown growth parasitic equipment "resentment". When he saw the [question mark scepter] in his hand, there was nothing too much. Much joy.

After all, it is clear that this is a functionally focused equipment and may not be suitable for everyone.

"Is it useless to borrow?"

After reading the attributes, Yi Lin already understands.

Even if he can "borrow" the question mark scepter from Edward, he cannot use the weapon's own effects.

Used to knock?

Knock...knock...nothing to knock.

Maybe people didn't knock to death, this question mark scepter will be gg first.

Not appropriate.

Yi Lin has several points of regret. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

There is another way to grab and change ownership of this kind of epic equipment.

It's...

Yi Lin turned his head and glanced at Edward's neck.

Then he looked back.

Silently think about probability and probability.

And the impact on the subsequent plot.

Just when Yi Lin was thinking about the attribute of [Question Mark Scepter] silently.

"No--"

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