I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Chapter 108

Yi Lin turned his head slowly.

The neck is slightly stiff.

He is still holding a question mark scepter in his hand.

-Edward's scepter.

"Edward Little Old Man, what's the problem with you?"

Yi Lin asked.

Edward flipped all the playing cards to the ground in a silly manner.

It's a showdown.

He stopped playing!

"?"

"NONONONONO——!"

Edward lay on the ground and refused to get up.

Yi Lin's mouth twitched slightly.

What's this, is it shameless to play?

Although Yi Lin won this little game, there was a cheating element.

But didn't Edward cheat too?

Isn’t it technicality to fight for games?

"Let's compare again!"

Edward lay on the ground, his eyes widened, staring at Yi Lin.

"Bi?"

Yi Lin pondered for a moment.

He grabbed the question mark scepter in his hand, and glanced at Edward, who was unwilling to rise on the ground.

I squinted and looked at it again.

A few seconds later, he smiled slightly, holding the scepter and knocking on the ground several times.

"Hehe, Edward, it’s not just a crutches. It’s just a crutches to hold on, but it’s not a change. Do you need to be shameless?"

"You shamelessly, Your whole family is fooling around!" Edward sat up suddenly, his lumbar spine snapped, and he suddenly coldly smiled: "That tattered thing, how long do you like to borrow it, and how long,

I, the wise Edward has neat hands and feet, and doesn’t need that tattered thing. It's a gadget."

The tone of voice was paused, and a gleam of light flashed in Edward's eyes: "I, wise Edward just wants to prove to you, my wisdom."

Yi Lin's smile deepened: "If you are really wise, why do you need to prove it?"

"..."

How did poor old Edward deal with this kind of complaints from the new era?

There is no Fuc in an instant...to say.

"And..." Yi Lin added seriously: "And I can borrow for a few days. Really, I will definitely pay it back, so there is nothing comparable."

"Do you want that tattered thing?" Edward didn't understand, what's the use of this tattered cane.

"No, it's just a few days through the pestle. I'm an honest old man."

"If you win, you don't need to pay back the broken stick."

"This...isn't it?" Yi Lin hesitated for a second, and then immediately said: "Good, what is it?"

"!"

Edward was dumbfounded. In a few seconds, his face turned dark, but he quickly reacted.

Edward stood up slowly, picked up the green gentleman hat that fell on his feet, and put it on his head again.

He patted the non-existent dust on his body, and smoothed the green suit carefully.

The tie is straight.

The brim of the hat is lowered.

Under the brim of the hat, a pair of eyes full of wise rays of light appeared.

There is a hint of evil charm.

A evil charm leaked...Messy Old Man.

But anyway, after Edward finished dressing up, the temperament that was unintentionally revealed was beyond the ordinary old man's ability.

Of course, the premise is that Yi Lin can completely forget the scene of this guy just lying on the ground.

Edward bowed and took off his hat, and performed an aristocratic gentleman's etiquette to Yi Lin.

refined in manner.

If it's not an old man, it's really cool.

Edward slightly smiled and put on his gentleman hat again: "Forgive me for introducing myself formally now. I, the riddler who used to fill Gotham with question marks, the incarnation of wisdom, the wise Edward Nigg Ma. Yi Lin, old man, the wisdom you showed is like the waves of the Splendor. You have my recognition."

"Oh, what then?"

"Hehe --"

Edward chuckled and gradually entered the state.

A state that belongs to him alone.

"Who am I?"

"?"

Edward closed his eyes, as if recalling the glory of the past.

I saw him speak slowly: "I can fill the whole room, or a heart, others can have me, but I can't be shared...What am I?"

The riddler?

The riddle?

Hide task?

Yi Lin's gaze flashed with brilliance.

Vaguely caught some tricks.

so that's how it is.

"Lonely."

"I will accompany you from birth to death, who am I?"

Yi Lin thought for a moment: "Name."

"I can't be bought, but I can be stolen at a glance. I am worthless to one person, but priceless to two people... What am I?"

"Love."

"If you know me, you want to share me, if you share me, I will disappear, what am I?"

" Secret."

Yi Lin answered Edward's four riddles correctly.

Let Edward's expression gradually become dignified.

But he did not stop, and continued: "I can bring tears to your eyes and bring the dead back to life. I will form in an instant and last a lifetime...What am I?"

Yi Lin lowered his head slightly.

There was a moment of silence.

A few seconds later, he lifts the head again.

Calm expression: "memory."

"!!!"

"...Who am I?"

"I Who is it?"

"..."

The two asked and answered each other.

In a blink of an eye, ten riddles time passed.

Yi Lin even answered one after another without any omissions.

"Old Partner, you, you cheated!"

Edward yelled suddenly.

"?"

Yi Lin gave Edward a strange look.

Is this also cheating?

These all are written old riddles. In Yi Lin's impression, they seem to have been seen in some enlightenment electronic books as a child.

If you were Yi Lin before becoming apostle, you may not remember it yet.

But now that Yi Lin spirit strength has risen sharply, memory has been strengthened by terrifying. Some thin memories, just recall it for a while, plus simple reasoning, these riddles are not too complicated. question.

Besides, these riddles are obviously from the same template, okay!

Is it difficult to draw inferences from one another?

-No surprises.

"You are old."

Yi Lin patted Edward on the shoulder lightly, comforted.

"..."

"You have completed the challenge of wise Edward, it is yours!"

Edward sat down slowly.

A look of frustration.

It looks really old.

It's youngster's world now.

Ah yeah.

Wait.

Edward lifts the head again.

I took a look at Yi Lin.

He looked left and right, he couldn't see how this old fogey who had won him was younger than him.

Just as the riddler uttered that sentence, Yi Lin finally appeared in front of him a long-lost reminder.

[The side story mission "Old... Edward's Riddle Challenge", successfully obtained the ownership of the "Question Mark Scepter"! ]

moment in completing the task.

The question mark scepter that originally belonged to Edward in his hand made Yi Lin feel a little more bloodline connected.

It's just a loss.

Before Yi Lin had time to carefully check the attributes of the [Question Mark Scepter], he felt a slight vibration from the "brand of death" on his chest.

It is Pan Xiaozheng.

Yi Lin silently turns on the communication function.

There is only one short sentence above.

"Quickly come to Room 1132, Area A!"

Area A?

There are chaotic corridors in the different memory mazes. This building is neatly organized, and there is even a map of the whole building hung on the wall intimately.

Yi Lin closed his eyes and showed the map in detail in his head.

It didn't take much time to determine the position Pan Xiaozheng said.

There...

Seems to be a waste disposal room?

Why is it there?

Although Yi Lin does not understand.

But Pan Xiaozheng is a relatively normal version of "Pan Zhengyi" after all. It can communicate and communicate. It shouldn't be too bad.

Unless...medicine efficacy is over.

According to the map in his head, Yi Lin walked as fast as possible to the place Pan Xiaozheng said.

Of course, the so-called fastest speed... is only a little faster than the falling speed of the cherry blossoms.

10 centimeters per second.

There is no other reason, but my waist and legs hurt.

But Yi Lin is already thankful.

He took the mental side route. Although he fell into an aging state inexplicably, he did not experience dementia, stroke repercussions and other negative states that affect the brain.

Although the power of thinking is limited, it can still be used anyway.

Not so passive.

Compared to others, the situation should have a slight advantage.

On the road.

Yi Lin passed by many wards.

When passing by, he also glanced at the small sign above the room.

"Harley Quinn".

"Bain".

"...comport".

This prefix is too long, Yi Lin didn't look at it carefully.

"Victor Fries".

"Dr. Jonathan Klein".

"..."

Yi Lin, a Little Old Man walking in the corridor, wearing a patient uniform, was ignored.

All the way is unimpeded.

When Yi Lin came to the place mentioned by Pan Xiaozheng, he found that it was cold and cheerless, and there was no one.

Ten meters away is the waste disposal room.

Yi Lin stopped and took a few breaths.

By the way, let out the perception and looked around.

There are no exceptions.

Yi Lin frowned, walked into the waste disposal room.

This is a small room of only ten square meters, with all kinds of garbage piled on all four walls.

There are domestic garbage and medical garbage, which are not strictly classified according to the type of garbage.

This is not environmentally friendly.

"?"

Suddenly.

Yi Lin's eyes narrowed.

In the corner, it seems...

"Presbyopia is really troublesome..."

Yi Lin reluctantly shook his head, and when he came closer, there was a pool of blood on the ground. .

The blood is dark red and has not dried up yet.

Yi Lin cautiously squatted down and touched the blood stain with his hand.

There is a hint of warmth that has not yet been completely cooled down from my fingertips.

Whose blood?

Yi Lin brows slightly wrinkle.

Open the contact list and take a look.

Pan Zhengyi's name is still on.

means that he is not dead yet.

Yi Lin moved his finger to send a private chat to Pan Zhengyi on the chat interface.

……

Yi Lin: What about people?

Pan Zhengyi: yo hoho ooh.

Yi Lin:?

Pan Zhengyi: hehehehe.

Yi Lin: Not dead yet?

Pan Zhengyi: Youth! You are very sick!

……

Yi Lin silently closed the chat window.

It seems that Pan Zhengyi should not be dead.

It’s just...medicine efficacy is over.

Yi Lin carefully counted the time. Although he spent some time happily playing small games with the riddler, it should have not been more than an hour.

In other words, NT-046medicine efficacy is compromised due to the effects of aging.

Or is there resistance to it?

"Yi Lin?"

Actually, a voice rang behind Yi Lin.

Yi Lin slowly turned his head.

I saw Dr. Jack standing at the door with a smile, watching him with a kindly gaze.

"Why are you here?"

Although Dr. Jack is old, his physical fitness seems to be much tougher than Yi Lin, and his actions are quick and easy.

"I'm lost."

Yi Lin hehe smiled.

Doctor Jack did not ask much, and Yi Lin did not intend to stay here.

Pan Zhengyi's medicine efficacy has passed, and NT-046 is all in Pan Zhengyi's storage space, and it will be impossible for Pan Zhengyi to return to a communicable state for a while.

So for the story of that pool of blood, Yi Lin can only speculate in his head.

Yi Lin followed Dr. Jack silently.

Say nothing.

Yi Lin's fingers trembled slightly.

Suddenly there were two bloody filaments entangled silently.

Can cut gold, break stones, and bloodletting.

Like a Shadow Following the Body!

Yi Lin walked into two steps silently.

Dr. Jack is only half a meter away.

His bloodshot fingers slowly pressed against Dr. Jack's neck.

Getting closer.

In theory, as long as you shake, pull, and pull again, the head on Dr. Jack’s neck will fall off.

Even if Yi Lin starts fast enough and Jack is dead simple enough, the fallen head may be able to blink and then bounce for a few seconds.

10 cm.

5 cm.

3 cm.

Yi Lin's fingers and the blood on his fingers almost stick to the skin of Jack's neck.

"That's right..."

Dr. Jack suddenly turned his head.

See Yi Lin neither too fast nor too slow walking behind him, about one meter away from him.

"Do you feel any discomfort now?"

Yi Lin smiled slightly, with a gentle smile: "There is nothing uncomfortable. By the way, when will I end the treatment? "

Jack hehe smiled: "Don't worry, your treatment is almost over, and you will receive a few more treatments..."

Suddenly.

Bang--

A loud noise came from the end of the corridor.

"Fuck Ahhhhhhh -"

Almost at the same time, accompanied by a sad scream.

Immediately afterwards, a familiar silhouette has several points of, accompanied by a pillar of blood, passing quickly over the heads of Jack and Yi Lin.

Boom--

Boom.

dong! Boom...boom.

The silhouette bounced a few times at the end of the corridor, and there was no movement in an instant.

Yi Lin looked back blankly.

In an instant, my scalp felt a little numb.

It's a big belly with squinted eyes!

Are you dead?

Yi Lin has no time to distinguish the situation of the big belly.

He turned around quickly.

"Hehe...Dare to steal my old lady's stick? Courting death?"

A mature and charming voice came into Yi Lin's ears.

Step on.

I saw a tall alluring figure, twisting a slender waist, coming slowly from the direction of the big belly.

That enchanting woman was wearing black long leather boots, her fair skin was faintly discernible from fishnet stockings, and her lower body was dressed in full... crotch hot pants, looking up again, her waist was exposed and her belly button was in her belly button. There is also a ring inlaid, and the upper body is wearing a sexy T-shirt with a huge "heart of heart" pattern printed on the T-shirt, and there is a line of hideous letters "Fuckkkk" in the center of the heart.

I don't know why, the heart pattern and the line of "Fuckkkk" are a bit distorted, protruding in the middle, which looks very three-dimensional.

Turns out to be a sexy... old lady.

Although it seems that the old woman is of a certain age, she seems to be well maintained, with exaggerated heavy makeup on her face and two shoulder-length double ponytails on her silver-pink hair.

"Halle! Why did you hit someone again?"

Halle?

Yi Lin quickly extracted relevant information from his memory.

I passed a room when I passed by.

There is a name tag on it.

Harley Quinn?

Harry Quinn is carrying a decent metal baseball bat, which is cratered and seems to be stained with blood.

Yi Lin mourned for three seconds for his big belly.

Harley Quinn stepped on her boots, twisted her waist, walked in front of Jack, and giggled: "Who makes this ugly want to steal my old lady's stick? I really want to be stolen by him. Now, how do I spend this long night for my old lady? Hehe~Dr. Jack, you know..."

"..."

Yi Lin looked away from Harley Quinn and landed on the baseball bat.

――A bit thick.

But it does not matter.

The important thing is that he can roughly guess why the belly is going to steal this metal baseball bat.

Just like the question mark scepter he "wins" from Edward... It is very likely that it is also an Epic Grade equipment!

Yi Lin secretly rejoices.

Fortunately, he felt that the thing was randomly placed in the corner, something was wrong.

So I chose a more secure way and just and honorable won from Edward.

Well, relatively speaking, it is just and honorable.

Otherwise, it will be like a big belly, triggering some kind of death.

This facility that looks like a nursing home for the elderly looks simple and honest, but in fact it is full of crises.

Memory maze.

The missing Pan Zhengyi.

Blood stains in the garbage room.

There is also a big belly that was knocked a dozen meter away by a stick.

"Yi! "

Suddenly.

Harley Quinn noticed Yi Lin following Jack, eyes shined.

She walked towards Yi Lin, looked up and down a few times, and she had a little more interest in her eyes.

Yi Lin silently moved back a few centimeters.

Harley Quinn suddenly stretched out her scarlet tongue, licked her lower lip with bright lip gloss, and giggled said with a smile: "Are you married?"

Yi Lin For a moment: "?"

"Ahha... or forget it."

Harley Quinn suddenly shook her head again.

Yi Lin: "???"

Halle Quinn waved to Dr. Jack, and by the way, "Boom" threw away a kiss and twisted Xiaoman's waist. Leaving here with a long tube and high heels da da da.

I didn't even look at the big belly old man who was in doubt about his life or death at all.

"Harry kind of likes to make jokes, don't mind."

Jack laughed and explained, and then went on to leave with Yi Lin.

Are you kidding?

Yi Lin glanced back quietly.

The two shuttled through one after another corridor.

Finally came to Dr. Jack's office.

Suddenly.

Yi Lin's eyes moved slightly.

This is a bright office.

Simple configuration.

It's just a desk, a bed, and a bathroom.

Huh, wait?

Why are there beds in the office?

"You just sit down, wait a moment, I will give you a record of today's illness soon."

Dr. Jack raised a folder from his desk.

There is a thick layer of documents sandwiched inside.

Yi Lin hesitated for a second, but decided not to let Bai Xiaoyi out for peeping for the time being.

After all, Jack does not seem to be as foolish as Edward.

"Huh?"

It was quite sudden again.

Jack looked suspicious, lowered his head and touched the pocket of his white coat, then took a few more times in his trouser pocket.

" Where is my key?"

Yi Lin raised his hand calmly: "Doctor Jack, when you came to me just now, I saw that you seem to have something from your body It fell out."

"Damn it! Why didn't you say it earlier!" Dr. Jack cursed in a low voice, and then realized that he seemed to have some lost self-control, so he smiled slightly and asked Yi Lin to wait there. Hastily left the room.

After Dr. Jack leaves.

Yi Lin sits quietly on the chair without any movement.

There is silence in Jack's office.

It's so quiet that you can even hear the moans next door.

It looks like Harley Quinn’s room next door?

After 30 seconds.

Suddenly the door opened again.

Jack smiled and asked behind the door: "Are you sure it is the garbage disposal room?"

"It should be correct, Dr. Jack."

Yi Lin said with a slight smile.

"Okay!"

Jack finally left.