I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Yi Lin browses the folders with the fastest speed.

Time is running out. Yi Lin can't remember every line and sentence clearly, and can only browse the most critical information.

The five folders really correspond to the five people who are apostle!

Yi Lin, Pan Zhengyi, Li Erpang, Zhu Yuner, Su Xiaosu.

"Huh?"

Yi Lin showed silence for a few seconds, and then an inexplicable smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

No joy and sadness can be seen.

"Heh, wonderful fate."

Yi Lin quickly took those people into the seat.

Needless to say Pan Zhengyi.

Get to know.

Li Erpang is undoubtedly the big belly knocked flying by Harley Quinn with a stick.

Zhu Yuner, the second woman who broke out of the egg.

Su Xiaosu, that tall old woman.

Yi Lin browsed the files quickly.

The files are all common treatment records, and it seems that no special medicine has been used.

Only the word "treatment" was mentioned vaguely, but what exactly is "treatment" is not reflected in the document.

Rather than say that this is a treatment record, it is more appropriate to say that it is Dr. Jack’s diary.

"wait a minute"

Yi Lin turned a few pages.

His pupils shrank suddenly.

He directly omitted all the content in the middle. There are hundreds of pages, almost a brick document, which is impossible to study thoroughly in just over 400 seconds.

When turning to the last page.

Yi Lin held the document all over, and was silent for 5 seconds.

It is equivalent to wasting 5 precious seconds.

Five seconds later, Yi Lin took a deep breath slightly and threw the five documents aside.

225 seconds have passed.

The power light of the computer flickered slightly, and it was not completely turned off.

Yi Lin moved the mouse, and sure enough, the computer was on standby, but after moving the mouse, a prompt "Please enter the password to unlock" appeared on the computer screen.

There is also a warm "Forgot Password" button below "Please enter your password".

Yi Lin moves extremely fast, almost without pause, racing against time.

After pressing "Forgot Password", a secret question popped up on the screen for an instant--

"Who am I?"

Input: [Jack] .

"The answer is wrong, please re-enter."

Re-enter: [Jack Krez].

"The answer is wrong, please re-enter."

As expected.

Yi Lin decisively chose to give up.

It's not that simple.

Many people have set up password protection indiscriminately.

It's like many people set up a question "Who is my wife".

Answer myriad -

"Maria."

"Ozawa."

"Bodo."

"Aoi."

Even the answer is some popular stars.

Or the neighbor sister.

Or the school girl teacher whom I admire.

In short, this question prompt is actually useless.

Only the master knows the real answer.

Yi Lin wasted another 30 seconds guessing the computer password, and there was not much time left.

The sound coming from the next room of Harley Quinn has not stopped.

If you guessed correctly, Dr. Jack will soon be unable to find the key and will come back here to check.

What else can you do next?

Yi Lin suddenly moved in his heart.

Wait.

The key?

What does Jack do for the key?

Yi Lin suddenly extends the hand and pulls the drawer under the desk.

Can't pull.

It's locked!

"hehe."

Yi Lin laughed, it seems that this is the key point.

Thinking of this, Yi Lin spent 3 seconds brainstorming the next 5 processing methods, and it took another 5 seconds to eliminate the practicality of two of them, and directly crush the Blood Jasmine card. , Short blade shot and stabbed the keyhole, and it didn't take much effort to break the lock of the drawer.

Pull open the drawer, there is a pile of sundries inside.

There are some cosmetics, lipsticks... After thinking about it, I don’t know if it’s Harley Quinn’s personal item.

However, this is not important.

Yi Lin's eyes condensed, and suddenly he locked on a delicate small box.

The box is only palm-size and seems to be placed very carefully in the corner of the drawer.

There is a problem with the box.

This is not based on so-called experience.

It is estimated that as long as the apostle is not blind, you can see that there is a big problem with this box.

……

[Get the "Youth Pharmacy Trial Type II"! ]

"!"

……

"Strange, where is my key?"

Dr. Jack has it on his face Suspicious, while greeting other people in the corridor, neither too fast nor too slow returned to the office.

When he opened the door to take a look.

I found that the office was empty.

"Where is the person?"

Suddenly.

Old Jack's face changed slightly!

Because--

The voice next door suddenly became high-pitched.

Jack was shocked.

"That damn Halle......"

......

......

Yi Lin left Jack blankly Office.

He tried his best to put the file back in place.

I also shut down the computer.

The lock was destroyed very neatly. If Jack did not find the key, he might not immediately check the drawer that was destroyed by him.

The sound next door can also distract a lot of attention.

Yi Lin does not expect Jack to not find out what was stolen.

He closed his eyes.

A simple calculation.

Combining all the factors, if everything goes well, you should be able to delay another five to ten minutes.

"It's time to act."

After breaking out of the memory maze, Yi Lin has made preliminary guesses about this trial through preliminary exploration.

But most likely it is not accurate.

After all, the start of the trial at this time was extremely weird.

Yi Lin is also a little uncertain as to what is going on.

But this nursing home seems to have a simple folk customs, but in fact it is a crouching tiger hidden dragon.

Harley Quinn, who knocked Li Erfaan with that stick, was definitely not an ordinary enchanting old lady.

rustling--

Suddenly!

The sound of messy footsteps came out in front.

Accompanied by the screams of many people.

Soon, nurses, nurses, and many other doctors in white coats, seemingly frightened, ran towards Yi Lin.

In this narrow corridor, even if you turn on Like a Shadow Following the Body, the effect is not very good. Yi Lin simply sticks to the wall and stands, and does not waste spirit energy value.

Furthermore, Yi Lin does not want to expose too much ability for the time being.

Because...

"Oh! Old boy!"

Pan Zhengyi's patient clothes were stained with blood.

He still wears a messy hairstyle...Although he is a bit bald, with deep dark circles, vicissitudes of scum, and a mysterious smile on his face.

The old version of Pan Zhengyi still belongs to the type that makes people confused at a glance.

The moment Pan Zhengyi saw Yi Lin, he happily said hello.

The running speed is very fast, while running, the lumbar spine makes a crackling noise.

Yi Lin is very strange, whether Pan Zhengyi under the control of the master character has no pain.

The feeling of flashing waist... If nothing special, Yi Lin doesn't want to try again.

――It really hurts.

Wait.

Pan Zhengyi seems to be holding something in his hand.

"courting death!"

At this moment.

The other two apostle old ladies are pushing towards Pan Zhengyi at a constant speed.

The first to bear the brunt was the second old lady who broke out.

――Zhu Yuner.

Behind Zhu Yun'er, the tall old lady Su Xiaosu follows closely from behind, but there is no emotion in her expression.

But when she saw Pan Zhengyi stop in front of Yi Lin, there was a faint wave in her eyes.

"So you were with him?"

Zhu Yuner carried an ancient sword in her hand, sword edge Cheng Liang, exuding a chill.

Yi Lin glanced at Pan Zhengyi.

Pan Zhengyi also held a small box happily.

This box seems familiar.

Yi Lin snatched the box from Pan Zhengyi.

Pan Zhengyi did not refuse either.

But this action made Zhu Yuner's face change slightly.

Yi Lin opened the box in front of everyone, and placed five exquisite syringes neatly inside.

And the translucent tube of the syringe is filled with a strange green liquid.

……

[Get the "Youth Pharmacy Trial Type I"*5! ]

……

[Youth Pharmacy Trial Type I]

[Grade] Normal

[Purity] 5%

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【Effect】Keep youth forever.

【Explanation】It is made of some kind of magical natural chemical. Because the purification process is not proficient enough, it seems to have some unknown side effects.

……

Stay young forever!

The simple four words make Yi Lin feel that something is wrong.

But it won’t come up again for a while.

For apostle, this is actually not very useful.

After all, when apostle returns from the trial, it will return to its original state.

As long as there are enough points.

Even if one year, two years, ten years have passed before the return, or a broken hand or foot, as long as one breath is left, it can be restored to the initial stage of the trial by consuming the death points. state.

So this medicine seems to be useless for apostle.

Of course, in the real world, there may be a little bit too.

But in the current situation...

On the contrary, it seems to be the only answer to the break.

" Hand over things!"

When Zhu Yuner saw the five syringes in the box, Zhu Yuner's eyes shined, and her eyes soon showed killing intent, and the ancient sword in her hand trembled slightly. There was a burst of pleasant clanging.

Right now.

The whole peaceful and peaceful building seems to have come alive completely because of this commotion.

Even if Yi Lin and the others don't have very good ears, they heard commotion from all directions in the corridor.

Clang.

Clang.

Clang.

It's like the sound of metal hitting the wall.

Getting closer.

Yi Lin thought for a moment, then took out the two "youth potions" from the box and threw them towards Zhu Yun'er and the two daughters.

Zhu Yuner's expression startedled, but her face changed slightly. Because she was getting older, her hands and feet were not neat and she almost missed it.

"You!"

Zhu Yuner was about to swear, but when the "Potion of Youth" attribute appeared in front of her, the angry expression turned into surprise in an instant.

The potion for eternal youth!

This is... the key to keep the plot going!

Clang, clang, clang.

The sound of metal hitting the wall is getting closer.

"Fucking trough trough trough trough-help the big men and beauties! That crazy lady is here!"

Corner of the corridor.

In the direction where the metal knocking on the wall came from.

Li Erpang clutched his old waist with a pained expression on his face, and rushed towards this side as fast as he could.

His nose is blue, and there is blood dripping from his left nostril.

When Li Erpang saw Yi Lin everyone, he didn't care about the back pain, so he quickened his pace.

When Zhu Yun'er saw this scene, her old face was pulled, and it went black in an instant.

Where could she not guess the idea of ​​the big belly old man?

Obviously...

Even if you die, you also need to find a cushion.

Everyone will die together.

No one can leave no one behind.

This bad old fogey...very bad!

Behind Li Erpang, an enchanting figure, twisting a waistline, appeared from the corner of the corridor, neither too fast nor too slow, the charming face was filled with a kind of The cat teased the mouse like a joke.

"Fat baby, don't run~~ Let the younger sister give you a good massage~~ It's very comfortable~~"

Harley Quinn!

After finishing talking, Halle Quinn also cast an older wink, gestured with a pistol in his left hand, and smiled at Li Erpang’s back--

"Boom!"

The moment when I saw Harley Quinn.

Yi Lin's expression changed slightly.

Others may not understand the strength of this enchanting old lady, but Yi Lin knows it very well.

He witnessed Li Erpang being knocked out by a stick.

Flew a dozen meter away.

This...it's miserable.

Explain two things from the side.

First, Harley Quinn is terrifying.

Second, Li Erpang's life force is tenacious.

Run?

Zhu Yuner hesitated for a moment in the same place.

Seeing Harley Quinn’s movements, she is neat and simple. The reason why she did not catch up with Li Erpang seems to be playing with Li Erpang.

Obviously, she is going to catch up in minutes.

After all, they are in old age now, let alone Harley Quinn, maybe they can't run a dog.

"Side effects?"

Zhu Yuner coldly smiled, and glanced provocatively at the smiling Yi Lin: "What? The big man dare not use this side effect?"

After finishing speaking, Zhu Yuner directly stuck the syringe on her arm.

In a blink of an eye, the green medicine in the transparent needle tube followed the needle into Zhu Yuner's body.

Yi Lin puts away a smile, and hit Pan Zhengyi's butt with his backhand.

Pan Zhengyi frowned.

I don’t know if it hurts.

He glanced at Yi Lin deeply.

slowly said: "Injection and infusion? You should know...old man doesn't like men."

"..."

"..."

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Behind Zhu Yun'er, Su Xiaosu also had a calm expression and put the needle directly on his arm.

"Handsome guys and beauties! You guys...wait for me!"

Li Erpang was crying when he saw a few people who seemed to be acting.

Yi Lin glanced at Li Erpang.

Hehe smiled.

I kept one and threw the last syringe at Li Erpang.

Next, there was no dog-blood scene where Li Erpang couldn't hold the syringe with shaking hands, and then fell to the ground weeping bitter tears.

After Li Erpang caught the syringe numbly, he looked at the attribute, his face was overjoyed, and he sucked the nosebleed back.

"Thank you brother! I owe you a favor from Li Erpang!"

Li Erpang looked at Yi Lin with a trace of sincere gratitude in his eyes.

Obviously, this youth potion is the key plot prop.

Without this youth potion, let alone leaving the trial alive, it is estimated that you would not even be able to get out of this yard.

Don’t talk about other weird old man, just look at the flushed face behind, like the enchanting old lady who is coming, knowing that the old man in this building is not simple character of.

What kind of old man is this? It's clearly a wolf!

After Yi Lin threw the syringe to the fatty, he didn't wait for others to use the medicine after it took effect.

Even if it has unknown side effects, Yi Lin knows that it must be used.

After all, the relationship between apostle is hard to describe in one word.

If Zhu Yuner is the first to regain her youth...hehe.

The human heart is separated from the belly.

Of course, Yi Lin didn't plan to use the [Youth Medicine Trial Type I] in his hand.

"Oh, um, oh~oh--"

Not far away.

After Zhu Yuner injected the medicine, she made a comfortable voice.

Taking advantage of the lack of time for others to take care of, Yi Lin quietly included [Youth Medicine Trial Type I] into the storage space.

Prepare to take out another "Type II" medicine that I got in Jack's office.

But just when [Youth Pharmacy Trial Type I] was carded into the storage space.

Unexpectedly, a warm reminder appeared in front of me.

……

[It is detected that there are fusionable item cards in the storage space, "Youth Pharmacy Trial Type I", "Youth Pharmacy Trial Type II"... Fusion the outcome is unknown, is it fusion? ]

[YES