I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Chapter 110

Yi Lin: "..."

Li Erpang : "!"

Zhu Yuner: "???"

Pan Zhengyi: " hehehe."

Harley Quinn’s eyes shined, licking her lower lip, charming eyes were like silk, and suddenly seemed to be able to squeeze out water.

A tall silhouette obscures all the light above Li Erpang's head.

It is a woman with long black hair and shawl, barefoot, and the patient's suit is bursting with pops, leaving only the broken vest and pants to cover the key parts, woman, woman--

Giant?

The giantess is nearly two meters tall, like an Iron Pagoda body, her muscles are as strong as if she doesn't have half fat, her facial features are good, and she seems to be able to faintly distinguish the delicate and pretty of women.

That sturdy posture is in sharp contrast with Li Erpang at his feet.

Li Er is fat and round like a football that can be kicked at any time.

Well, the giantess is like a football player.

Fatty raised his head, his neck was sore, and he stammered and asked: "Brother...brother...brother expensive, who are you (neǐ)?"

"Su Xiaosu . " Su Su seems to have become accustomed to other people so the eyes, face and not too unexpected.

On the contrary, the voice is sweet and crisp as a bell, which forms a strong contrast with her figure...

Small?

Xiaosu?

Li Erpang's mentality instantly collapsed.

Really?? Little!

This is clearly a giant giant element.

"Go!"

Su Xiaosu's strong arm muscles soared, and the hand holding the baseball bat slammed into force. It turned out to be one-handed to Harley Quinn. The man pulled a stick from the ground and slammed it fiercely on the wall on the left hand side.

bang!

The wall on the left hand side broke apart!

Harley Quinn opened her mouth and spouted a mouthful of blood,

her complexion became flushed, her enchanting figure plunged into the wall, and a big hole was smashed.

Although Li Erpang's mentality has not yet been adjusted, it does not hinder his escape. He rolls on the spot and rolls to Yi Lin's side.

I don't know if it is because Yi Lin gave the youth medicine to Li Erpang.

When Su Xiaosu's incarnation of the muscular girl Vajra took the shot, the fleshy bodies of the others had restored their youthful and invincible Peak state.

Zhu Yuner glanced at Yi Lin, and the corner of her mouth tickled: "I'll settle the account with you later."

Having said that, she couldn't hear her voice. How much hate comes.

I don’t know if I really hate it...or I hide it too deep.

Yi Lin hehe smiled and turned his hand, short blade appeared in his hand.

But it is the most normal form.

One more second.

Seeing that Pan Zhengyi seemed to be doing nothing, Yi Lin looked up at Su Xiaosu's majestic back, so he took out the Xiao Shisan card ancient blade from the storage space and threw it directly to Pan Zhengyi.

Hmm...too lazy to name it.

Pan Zhengyi's eyes lit up. From the Ghostwu Mountain, he seemed to be obsessed with this ancient blade.

When Yi Lin later took him away, he still looked unhappy.

Pan Zhengyi moved the scabbard to his waist, his back suddenly straightened.

coldly smiled.

"Knife, what kind of knife?"

Quickly asked and answered: "Knife for killing."

"..."

After Yi Lin gave Pan Zhengyi the weapon, he didn't have time to pay attention to this guy for the time being.

After all, Yi Lin can't care too much now.

He is thinking about the next step.

Maybe others didn't pay attention, but Yi Lin did.

After regaining his youth, he took advantage of Su Xiaosu to block Harley Quinn and glanced at the apostle panel.

In the upper right corner of the panel, representing the location of the "BUFF", in addition to a layer of "blood", there is also a hideous skull.

When the finger points up, the skull shows a countdown.

[71:59:40]

Yi Lin is quiet.

Did not say much.

He believes that besides Pan Zhengyi, other people also quickly noticed this unfathomable mystery buff.

To be precise, it should be DEBUFF.

Skull...never represents a good thing.

This time, it should be no exception.

Zhu Yun'er carrying an ancient sword, with an elegant figure and light footwork, is actually a practicing family.

And what she is practicing is not the Physical Strengthening Technique and Roaming Dragon Step that everyone can get fit.

It looks like a more profound ancient martial arts.

In a blink of an eye, Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu, one tall and one short, one strong and one thin, approached Harley Quinn in an enclosing posture.

In the state of old people, they can't help any old man in the yard, but now after injecting the "youth potion", they regain their apostle Peak state... whoever is strong, who is weak, this Not necessarily anymore!

shua~ shua~ shua~.

Zhu Yuner is wearing a hospital gown, but she looks like an immortal. Every sword raises a splendid sword light.

Harley Quinn, who was smashed into the wall by Su Xiaosu, had an even more excited expression because of the pain. She didn't know where the enchanting old lady's strength was, and forcibly took the stick from Su Xiaosu's hand. Pull it out once, and then swipe fiercely to the two of them with the backhand!

A seemingly unremarkable stick, but in a blink of an eye, all the sword light that almost sealed the corridor was blasted away, and Su Xiaosu was slammed away, blocking the only sword.

No matter how much sword light there are, no matter how brilliant the sword shadow is, there is only one ancient sword after all.

Harley Quinn tilted her head.

The bumpy baseball bat looks tattered, but it is surprisingly strong.

Where the ancient sword confronted the metal baseball bat, there was no scar on the baseball bat.

I don't know how the potholes were caused.

Zhu Yuner complexion changed.

My palm is numb.

HP actually dropped a bit.

――This is still blocked.

She was surprised to think of the scene where Su Xiaosu grabbed the baseball bat with her hand just now, and she was a little surprised.

Is this an attack that can be blocked with bare hands?

Zhu Yuner took a few steps back.

Harley Quinn suddenly lifts the head.

I ignored Zhu Yuner.

Look deeply at the tall and strong Su Xiaosu.

The muscles that are as strong as steel are very hard to stop.

"Hehe, are you willing to marry me?"

Harley Quinn suddenly uttered a sentence that stunned everyone present.

didn't expect Su Xiaosu was expressionless and did not move: "Sorry, I don't like women."

"I didn't like it at all, but for you, I Halle can make an exception!"

Su Xiaosu: "..."

She didn't answer.

It was just a fist suddenly.

hu hu carries the wind.

――This is the answer.

"hmph! You don't know how good a mature woman is!"

Harley Quinn pouted gloomily , seeming a little unhappy.

But she grinned two seconds later, with a bright smile.

"Then you... just die! hehe!"

Suddenly!

Zhu Yuner's pupils shrink slightly.

Even Su Xiaosu, whose expression was calm, fluctuated a bit more, and a trace of astonished flashed in his eyes.

A scarlet blade glow, silently, appeared on the side of Harley Quinn’s neck.

Because the scene in the battle of in a flash was too chaotic, no one found out that someone was able to walk through the narrow corridor and walk around behind Harley Quinn.

It was originally impossible.

Heh.

Yi Lin's expression is calm, and his body condition has regained the feeling of youth, which is good.

At the very least, the waist is not sore, the legs are not sore, and I go up to the fifth floor in one breath without any effort.

When everyone's eyes were attracted by the tall and mighty Su Xiaosu, Yi Lin knew that this was the best opportunity to use "Like a Shadow Following the Body".

The focus of everyone's eyes fell on Su Xiaosu.

This is like Li Changge in the night, shining brightly.

Furthermore, the apocalypse module skill "Like a Shadow Following the Body" has been upgraded to MAX by Yi Lin using the chaos value.

The presence is reduced by 100%.

Out of sight is equivalent to behind.

Just like the skill description.

――"He is going to be a shadow man!"

Therefore, Yi Lin can instantly turn on his skills under such extreme circumstances, even [Run fast 】All used, silently stealth behind Harley Quinn.

At that moment, even Harley Quinn did not notice the existence of Yi Lin because of Su Xiaosu's attention.

This is... a cordial greeting from youngster.

chi!

Hands up, the knife falls.

At the moment of feeling the pain, a trace of horror appeared on Harley Quinn’s face.

Blood Jasmine pulled a mark on the snow-white neck with a little neck pattern!

Blood splattered.

Yi Lin: "!"

After Yi Lin sliced Harley Quinn’s neck, Su Xiaosu’s casserole-sized fist also came, spraying blood directly on the neck Harley Quinn of the United States smashed and flew out with a stick.

Fly and fly until the end of the corridor.

It can be seen how big this fist formidable power is!

"My stick!"

Li Erpang suddenly exclaimed.

I eagerly wanted to rush to the place where Harley Quinn was knocked into the air.

He still seems to miss the metal baseball bat used by Harley Quinn.

――Strong and practical.

It seems that Li Erpang also noticed that the old man's equipment is extraordinary.

Yi Lin suddenly frowned.

After Harley Quinn was blown away by Su Xiaosu, something seemed to be missing.

Right now.

Yi Lin grabbed Li Erpang who was about to charge forward.

"Fuck, you pull me..."

He was only halfway through his words, his expression changed immediately, and he found that something was wrong around him.

In the air, I don't know when there is a fragrance of pollen.

Hiss--

They noticed that on the wall that Harley Quinn smashed, from the spider web-like cracks, countless greens emerged The vines, those vines all the way along the wall, quietly grow to the ceiling.

Now the ceiling is close and numerous, covered with thorny vines. Among the vines, there are actually a bunch of bright red purple roses, which grow buds at the speed that naked eye can see. The stamens are moist, bloom, and spread pollen.

This strange situation caused Zhu Yun'er, Su Xiaosu, and Li Erpang to stay for two seconds.

While Yi Lin discovered something was wrong, he immediately pulled Pan Zhengyi, who was playing soy sauce, and ran back.

In the direction where Harley Quinn was hit by a punch, an old man walked out slowly.

Some are tall, some are short and fat, some are old and strong...

That aging posture faintly exudes amazing courage.

Among them, there seems to be Edward and the fat goose playing cards with Edward.

They...coming!

In this scene, Li Erpang couldn't help swallowing a swallow.

Without hesitation, seeing this scene, Li Erpang swallowed his saliva, turned around and prepared to run.

In order to trifling a second-hand stick, it is not worth it.

"Ai, wait for me, brother!"

Zhu Yuner loudly shouts: "Go!"

Su Xiaosu held his breath and shook every step of the way. Run behind Yi Lin.

"What are your plans?"

Zhu Yun'er looked at Yi Lin, her eyes were a little bit unclear.

The lore against Harley Quinn just now made Zhu Yun'er of proud and arrogant pay more attention to Yi Lin.

And... at the beginning of this mission...cough cough.

Thinking of the embarrassment when the broken egg came out, Zhu Yuner felt a little embarrassed in her heart.

Seeing Zhu Yun'er walk to her side in two strides, Yi Lin turned his head and gave Zhu Yun'er a deep look.

Yi Lin slightly smiled, not in a hurry: "Escape, what else can I do?"

"Fuck! It's coming!"

Gasping for breath Li Erpang who was running suddenly screamed.

On the ceiling and the walls on both sides, there are countless green vines, like ghosts chasing souls, growing and blooming quickly along the walls and ceiling.

As long as it is apostle, you can guess that if the pollen is inhaled into the body, there will never be any good results.

"Fuck! I remember it! That was the Plant Girl! The Harley Quinn just now! It's the Harlequin!"

Li Erpang shouted, Run faster.

No one expected that this fatty, who weighs almost 200kg, could be so flexible.

In a twinkling of an eye, the fatty deng deng deng ran, and unexpectedly surpassed Su Xiaosu and Pan Zhengyi.

Pan Zhengyi is not in a hurry, just chuckled: "I am thin and would like to call you the strongest of fat!"

Li Erfaan: "?? "

The fat brother is not aware that he is serious.

The five people ran wildly in the corridor.

Yi Lin looked back.

Somewhat unfathomable mystery.

How good is this, he has become the leader of the team?

But thinking about it carefully, there are countless weird vines growing and catching up behind them. There is only one road. They have no choice but to run in this direction.

It's just--

Seeing that everyone else is silently slower than him by half to one position, Yi Lin instantly guessed the other people's thoughts.

Hehe, who can become apostle and live to the present, few will be pure white lotus.

By the way, except Pan Zhengyi.

His name is not white lotus flower, but tofu flower, and it is still broken.

Suddenly.

Yi Lin, who was running at the front of the team, stopped abruptly.

Zhu Yuner braked in time.

I stopped and brought up the ancient sword.

Her gaze narrowed, for fear that Yi Lin might find something wrong ahead.

Duang.

Li Erpang didn't react for a while and hit a hard high wall.

He rubbed the sore bridge of his nose, where he was hit by Harley Quinn, but he still didn't recover. After such a hit, he slowly dripped a nosebleed.

Sucking.

Fatty sucked back silently.

HP silently rose by 0.2%.

When he lifted the head, he realized that what he had hit was not the wall at all, but Su Xiaosu's well-developed latissimus dorsi and trapezius muscles.

――And strong gluteus maximus.

Hard as iron.

Su Xiaosu suddenly looked back at fatty.

Li Erpang was shocked, he smiled: "Accident, accident...hehe."

"It's okay."

Su Xiaosu said sweetly In a word, the expression is indifferent.

So this voice doesn't match this body shape at all!

What kind of ghost animal is this?

Li Erpang wailed loudly in his heart.

"It should be here."

Yi Lin stared at the wall and whispered.

In fact, Yi Lin has already noticed the strange part of this building.

There is no way to distinguish between day and night in the corridor.

Because there are no windows at all.

The lighting depends on the ceiling lights.

This building gave him the feeling that it was not like a hospital, but more like... a prison.

It's like a prison for some people to never see the daylight.

If you haven't seen the map on the wall of the corridor, and then verify and compare it, it will be difficult to distinguish the terrain from the surrounding pattern.

Fortunately, when lurking behind Harley Quinn, Yi Lin noticed a name written on the next room.

"Pamela Ashley".

Through this name and room, Yi Lin successfully built a "map" in his mind to set himself a place.

"Can you break through this wall?"

Yi Lin said to Su Xiaosu behind him.

"Get out of the way, I'll try."

The vine behind him has come twenty meters away.

Time is running out.

They can even faintly smell the scent of pollen.

Pollen is poisonous.

――It is estimated to be.

"pa pa pa."

Su Xiaosu squeezed his fist silently, with a crisp sound.

Li Erpang looked at the tall and majestic silhouette with a strange expression.

"Hah!"

Su Xiaosu clenched his fists, and his casserole-sized fist slammed into the wall designated by Yi Lin!

Boom!

The wall was broken down instantly.

The dazzling sunlight shines through the big hole.

Li Erpang was dumbfounded.

Is this a woman?

Did you grow up on hormones?

So Ge mighty!

"Go!"

Yi Lin didn't hesitate, and went straight through the hole.

Then Zhu Yuner.

Pan Zhengyi followed.

Then it's fatty.

"Huh?"

Suddenly.

Fatty just got halfway through, and the complexion changed.

Card, card, card, stuck!

"Fuck Ahhh!"

Li Erpang was crying for a moment.

Brother Su, just open the hole when you open it, so don't you make the hole so delicate?

The fat man is a bit big Ahhhh!

Just as Li Erpang was thinking about how to get out of this hole, a sudden violent chrysanthemum pain came from the center of the fat buttocks, in that mysterious and deep part.

bang!

Su Xiaosu had no expression on his face. Seeing Li Erpang stuck at the entrance of the cave and the vines chasing him behind him, he didn’t say anything. He just kicked it and helped him get stuck halfway. Li Er fat, got out of the hole.

bang!

There was another shock.

The wall collapsed.

The entire three-meter-high wall was completely shattered.

Yi Lin, Zhu Yuner, and Pan Zhengyi successfully jumped from the entrance of the cave.

Sure enough, the map is correct, this is the second floor.

Before he landed, Yi Lin quietly gave himself a support with his "music power", and it didn't hurt.

Zhu Yuner has an elegant landing posture, has several points of anti-gravity taste.

Pan Zhengyi's face touched the ground, but he quickly jumped up again, no pain or itching.

After Yi Lin landed, there was a burst of mournful scream behind him. The cry was very vivid. It can be said that those who heard it were sad, and those who listened to tears.

It seems that there is still a somewhat inexplicable context.

Yi Lin looked back and just saw Li Erpang's chubby body flying over his head like a parabola.

Immediately afterwards, Su Xiaosu calmly leaped down from the second floor and slammed it, leaving a small hole in the ground.

Right now.

A line of text appeared in front of everyone, including Yi Lin.

……

[Main Mission 1: Escape Arkham Nursing Home! mission completed! Reward: The number of random rewards +1 during clearance and settlement! 】

……

The rewards are... so generous!

The number of random rewards after clearing the level is +1, which means that as long as you can survive the trial smoothly, you can draw one more random reward.

Of course, the premise is... to live to the end.

Otherwise, this reward is equivalent to a bad check.

Or...heritage?

In short, if you don’t live to the end, this reward is like a fake.

After receiving the task completion reminder, Zhu Yuner not far away couldn't help but frown her eyebrows slightly, and muttered to herself in a low voice: "When did we pick up the task?"

Yi Lin said nothing in silence.

Just glanced at the whiteness of Zhu Yun'er's loose collar.

But soon he looked away and turned his head.

Yi Lin can finally see the front of this building.

The exterior wall of the building is mottled with paint, but there are many repair marks at the same time. It can be seen that this building has gone through a certain period of time and has been strong until now.

The front door was completely locked, and Yi Lin did not plan to try to rush in again.

And above the main entrance, there is a signboard.

"Arkahm".

The official translation from the tower is-

[Arkham Nursing Home].

This is also where they escaped.

The strange thing is that this signboard, the word "Arkahm" seems to be a bit older than "" and is slightly worn.

Somewhat weird.

Pan Zhengyi smiled at the sign hehe unfathomable mystery.

After a few people escaped, countless vines protruded from the hole behind them, but they did not chase to the first floor. After a little bit of strange twisting of the vines, they slowly shrank. go back.

Li Erpang got up from a distance.

――Blood all over the face.

He clutched his buttocks, his expression was difficult to express, and he bounced toward this side.

At this time, he also noticed the exquisite signboard.

frowned, the corners of his mouth twitched, seeming to have several points of doubt, but he quickly concealed the doubt.

Over the top of the head, there is a cloud of clouds.

It doesn't look like a rain cloud, and the air doesn't smell like the humidity before it rained.

On the contrary, it looks like...grey.

The sky is like a piece of gray, endless.

Like the entire world, it's all covered by a gray cloud.

Yi Lin didn't say much, and went straight to the iron gate.

The strange thing is that the security booth is actually empty.