I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Chapter 112

Yi Lin slipped away.

Before the group of good citizens of Gotham City took out the weapon grenade, Yi Lin decisively turned on Like a Shadow Following the Body and disappeared in the corner.

-silently.

Li Erpang's presence after the murder was too strong, so no one noticed Yi Lin's departure.

Maybe.

Even if you noticed it, it won't be bad.

After all, Yi Lin is not a "criminal" yet.

Sure enough.

After listening to Li Erpang's narration, Yi Lin has a certain understanding of the world view of this trial.

But at the same time, many violations were also discovered.

A trial that even Li Erpang knows the end?

Oh, how is it possible.

Think safely, there is definitely a hole in this.

The big pit.

Sure enough, Li Erpang stepped in.

――This pit is still the kind with spike traps.

"Crime" seems to be a certain kind.

Once a crime is committed, it will begin to fall into endless pursuit.

Yi Lin began to think about all the clues.

This city of Gotham is very big and very prosperous.

The towering buildings, developed rail transit, and advanced thermal weapons in the hands of good citizens all tell the danger of this world...very high.

Although they are apostle, after several attribute upgrades, the attribute value is much higher than the ordinary person class.

But it is still human.

As long as we haven't broken through the shackles of human beings, they will bleed and die.

Yi Lin pondered for a while in the darkness.

Before the breakthrough First Layer is "locked",

at least it must be like in the Ghost Wushan Trial, with the "Ghost Qi BUFF" stacking the attribute value to the limit, in order to use absolute strength This trial crushed the past.

Otherwise... or obediently find a reasonable way to pass the customs, and get a higher evaluation of the customs clearance.

While Yi Lin was thinking, he was far away from the explosion zone and turned a few streets.

Yi Lin doesn't know where he is.

After all, there is no map.

Not far away, the commotion gradually spread.

The explosions and gunshots continued one after another, but as Yi Lin moved away, it became more and more blurred.

Yi Lin opened the "crime list" and took a look.

Li Erpang's "guilt value" is slowly rising at a certain constant speed.

"Oh, the skin is rough, flesh is thick...it's hard to beat."

It really is him.

In the Arkham Nursing Home, Yi Lin in an aging state may not be able to fight Harley Quinn for a shot, but still be alive and kicking.

And after the fatty actually ate a stick, except for some nosebleeds, bloody nose and swollen face, nothing else.

This defensive power can be called terrifying.

This fleshy tank, you are not right, who is it?

No, there seems to be Su Xiaosu.

The start of the double tank...steady.

At this moment, Yi Lin's death mark on his chest vibrated slightly.

Open it and take a look.

……

Li Erpang: Damn it! you pit me! (Lifting the table)

……

Yi Lin thought for a moment, and then replied: Encourage! (Oli to)

Then he temporarily set Do Not Disturb on Li Erpang's mailing list.

Same treatment as Li Changge.

Incidentally, although the apostle communication function is convenient to connect, it cannot connect with the real world in the inner world.

After all, the inner world and the real world have a different time lapse speed.

Not in the same service area at all... There is no signal.

"Huh? Where's Pan Zhengyi?"

Yi Lin only then discovered that Pan Zhengyi's unfathomable mystery was lost in the splendid explosion just now.

"Never mind..."

Yi Lin quickly shook his head. He is not Pan Zhengyi's nanny, and impossible has been taking care of him in the inner world.

And... there must be some reason for Pan Zhengyi to live till now.

The strange thing is that in Yi Lin's memory, there is no information about Pan Zhengyi.

Look at his own play.

The street is very quiet.

Many vehicles are parked on the side of the road.

The door opens.

I didn't even pull out the key.

Double flashes.

Like people in the whole city, Duxi Dapu ran to chase and kill Li Erpang.

Gotham folk customs are simple and civilized.

If it weren't for witnessing the scene where countless grenades hit Li Erpang's compost fleshy body just now, this Gotham City can be called a model of a civilized city.

Yi Lin silently mourned for Li Erpang for three seconds.

At this time, Yi Lin turned another street.

There are more pedestrians here, and it seems that I don’t know the rare crimes that happened a few streets away.

A small bookstore appeared in front of Yi Lin.

"Bookstore?"

Yi Lin slightly smiled and walked in.

"Welcome!"

Even if Yi Lin wears weird clothes, Yi Lin is not yet a "criminal" status. Although he carries a little guilt value on his body, at least he doesn't Revealed in front of people.

So for now, Yi Lin is still "innocent".

Yi Lin ignored the store manager, and each minding their own business searched in the bookstore.

"Yes."

Sure enough, a stack of "Gotham City Travel Guide" was placed on one of the cabinets.

Turn to the first page:

"Welcome to the peaceful city of Gotham."

Page 2:

"Welcome to Gotham City, where the crime rate is zero."

The third page:

"The folk customs here are simple and simple, and it is a paradise for vacations, elderly care, travel, and amorous encounters!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Yi Lin has no expression on his face, turning the travel guide to the end page by page.

Sure enough, a long additional page can be pulled out at the end.

Map of Gotham City!

Yi Lin slightly smiled.

Now the Yi Lin spirit attribute is as high as 6.4, and the memory is amazing.

Although it is not so exaggerated as memorable, ten lines at a glance, but as long as you memorize it with your heart, with the help of the memory palace memory method, you can also print the map clearly in your mind.

However, because the map does not have all the heights of the buildings on the surface, Yi Lin will not be able to turn a flat map into a three-dimensional map in his mind for a while.

It’s a pity.

But it doesn’t matter, it just works.

Gotham City is so big, if there is no map, many operations are quite inconvenient.

After 5 minutes and 20 seconds, Yi Lin finally took the map of Gotham City in his head.

After spending a little more time, Yi Lin closed his eyes and carefully recalled 6 times, compared each other and confirmed that there was no error, then put down the "Gotham City Travel Guide" in his hand.

"Gotham, a good tourist city with zero crime rate in 20 years?"

"Heh, that is to say..."

Yi Lin silently analyzed Information obtained in "Travel Guide".

Or rather--intelligence.

He suddenly missed the spirit strength attribute that directly exploded during the trial of Ghost Wushan Mountain.

Thinking in that state is simply too easy to use.

At this time, the bookstore boss seemed to notice Yi Lin's weird behavior.

After all, Yi Lin also stood with the book for nearly 6 minutes, and it was impossible to not notice.

If you encounter a grumpy Boss, maybe this will directly blast Yi Lin out.

It's a pity that the people of Gotham are simple and honest. When the bookstore Boss saw it, he was just slightly smiled. He even cast a kind and warm eyes and continued to play with his mobile phone without paying too much attention to Yi Lin.

"Sure enough, the folk customs are simple."

Yi Lin hehe smiled.

Just when Yi Lin was about to leave.

He swept his gaze, and accidentally found a whole row of books with exactly the same covers.

To be precise, it is an entire bookshelf, all of the same series of books.

The title of the book is very interesting.

"Batman Legendary".

"The Riddler Legendary".

"The Clown Legendary".

"Harley Quinn Legendary".

――Wait.

In short, Yi Lin was a little surprised.

……

One hour later.

Yi Lin put down the thick "Riddler Legendary" in his hand.

My eyes are faintly discernible.

I didn't expect, the story told by Li Erpang was sold in a bookstore just and honorable.

Of course, the content recorded in these books is not bad if it can be five points accurate.

At the very least, Batman’s real name is not recorded in the book Batman Legendary.

No one knows.

Perhaps the person who wrote the book did not know.

There are many speculations in the book.

But it seems... none of them are reliable.

The exciting little books on the entire bookshelf are, in summary, "the story of Batman and the villains falling in love and killing each other."

Probably so.

Among these characters, only two of them have not recorded their real names.

Batman...and the Joker.

It is said that 20 years ago, Batman and the Joker fought in Gotham. Both died and never appeared in Gotham again.

"Heh... this trial is getting more and more interesting."

"So now..."

Yi Lin gave a chuckle and was in the shop Under the long gaze, he walked slowly to the counter.

"Man, don't you want to buy anything?"

The store manager asked with a smile.

Yi Lin suddenly lowered his head, and muttered in a low voice: "I suddenly understand that it is difficult to be fatty."

What a simple folk customs!

Without witnessing the scene where Fatty was almost killed by a grenade, Yi Lin estimated that it would take 5 minutes of psychological development to be cruel to be this villain.

As for now...

There is no psychological burden.

"en? What are you talking about, buddy?"

Yi Lin lifts the head, slightly smiled: "Is there any sticky notes? Very hard kind."

"?"

Bookstore Boss slightly startled, full of question marks.

It was the first time he saw someone come to a bookstore to buy sticky notes.

But it doesn’t matter.

As a citizen of Gotham City with a simple folk style, we will try our best to meet the needs of every customer.

No matter how unreasonable this demand is.

Unless...can't do it.

Soon, the bookstore Boss found the note paper from under the counter.

"Hmm...is there a pen? The thick one."

"Yes!"

The bookstore boss took out another oil-based pen .

Yi Lin thought for a moment, and soon wrote a line of text on the paper.

Actually, it’s not important not to understand a foreign language.

As an apostle, I will have the power from the "tower", and will make the most reasonable official translation for every apostle.

Although the bookstore boss has a good attitude, he still feels unfathomable mystery towards Yi Lin's weird behavior.

Yi Lin quickly wrote a sentence on the sticky note.

Then I thought about it again.

drew a big question mark on the back of the sticky note.

"Well, it looks a bit different."

Bookstore Boss: "?"

"Now..."

Yi Lin squinted his eyes and smiled, revealing a more honest smile than the simple folks of Gotham City.

"Robbery."

"What the Fuc......kkkkk?!"

Bookstore Boss stared wide-eyed.

……

Ten minutes later.

A police car stopped in front of the bookstore.

Two blond male police officers wearing rumpled uniforms and unbuttoned buttons, with two beer bellies, came to the bookstore where Yi Lin had stayed with alcohol.

"Bob, was the police you called?"

One of the police officers lit a cigarette and went straight into the bookstore.

Another police officer pulled out a small metal wine bottle directly from his trouser pocket, and then took a sip fiercely.

"Each--"

A long sip of vodka spurted out of his mouth.

I feel refreshed.

The whole body is happy.

"Police officer, someone robbed! Someone robbed!"

Boss, the bookstore known as Bob, seemed to be surprised by the behavior of the two police officers, but was excited with both eyes , I also lit a cigarette, took a deep breath.

"Robbery?"

The two police officers with drunken blonde belly looked at each other.

Then I couldn't help laughing wildly.

"hahahahaha --"

"My dear Bob, today is not April Fools' Day, so please don't make this kind of joke."

"If not I’m so bored that I don’t bother to come here."

"Hey..." The police officer drinking vodka was drunk and said with a smile: "Unfortunately, I heard that there was a murder case near Robinson Park. Oh cake seller, I haven’t heard of a crime in Gotham City for 20 years! My gun, like my bird, has already begun to stir."

"I heard about Burnley District Two female'criminals' also appeared! Hehehe...I heard that a lot of people have been killed."

"Bob, if it wasn't for your damn guy to report that someone was robbed, we could also go Participate in the elimination of the'rageous criminals'!"

The two of them laughed again as they talked.

Bob shrugged helplessly.

"Wait, are you serious?"

The smoking policeman fiercely put out the cigarette butt on the ground and asked seriously.

"Nonsense! How dare I make a joke about crime! This is Gotham!"

"Wait, what did he steal from you?"

"That The damn Oriental actually snatched my oily pen and post-it notes! He also left a'next crime notice'!"

The two police officers went wide-eyed in an instant.

The wine has sobered up a bit.

Wait.

This is simply--

Mrs. Exciting!

It turned out to be the next crime notice!

Bob took out a card.

The two police officers quickly snatched the card from Bob.

On the back of the card, a question mark was drawn crookedly with an oily pen.

Question mark!

"Could it be—"

Suddenly, they remembered a criminal who only existed in the legend.

Wait.

impossible, the criminal has already disappeared in Gotham City.

How could it be possible to re-emerge?

But out of some curiosity, the two police officers with blond belly still turned the "question mark" card over.

I saw an inexplicable line written on it.

……

[When the day and night are in communication, I bravely stand in front of the black and white beast, the black and white beast has already swallowed more disorderly wild beast, wild in its belly The beasts are decayed into bones in the steel jungle. There are gorgeous fireworks sleeping here, and I will light Gotham with the most gorgeous fireworks and rekindle the first ray of light of the past. ]

Signed-

[Elegant and wise gentleman of riddles: Edward Rin, sincerely. ]

Edward Rin?

What the hell?

Two police officers looked at each other in blank dismay.

I wondered if I was drunk before I saw this weird notice.

"Is this a joke?"

The blonde police officer murmured uncertainly.

Bob was angry: "Police officer, this is a crime! Robbing Lao Tzu's oily pen is also a robbery! Robbery"

"Wait, I have a camera in the shop!"

Bob suddenly opened the monitoring screen on the computer screen as if offering a treasure.

A black haired youth wearing a blue and white striped dress.

Slightly smiled at the camera above his head blatantly.

In the bookstore, the three people saw this scene and stayed for a few seconds at the same time.

Boom!

Suddenly, the drunk police officer pulled out his gun and fired a shot at the ceiling.

"Provocation! This is a provocation to the Gotham Police Department!"

"hmph!"

"What is the crime of robbery?"

"Capital crime!"

"What is the crime of provoking the police?"

"Capital crime!"

"It's all capital crimes--"

The three big men suddenly burst into laughter in the bookstore.

It seems to have been suppressed for a long time, revealing a gradual release of pleasure.

"Hurry up, inform Sheriff Gordon!"

"Just say... there is another rampant criminal. Hmm... remember to say that he committed a capital crime, this is Emphasis.”

……

After Yi Lin grabbed the oil-based pen and sticky notes, he left the bookstore.

A reminder appeared before her eyes.

[Looting the "oily pen"*1, robbing the "sticky notes"*1, and get the crime value +1! ]

"..."

Mosquito legs general points.

Yi Lin calculated the time in his mind, and soon walked into a high-end clothing store.

Then, under the warm service of the good citizens of Gotham City, Yi Lin tailor-made a high-end brand gentleman evening dress.

Of course, it is not green.

He doesn't have Edward's damn bad taste.

Huh? What is the translation of this unfathomable mystery?

Yi Lin shook his head and put aside the weird idea in his mind.

I remember that there were a lot of classical networks in the past, which were filled with a large number of people who entered the high-end clothing store in poverty, and were ridiculed by passersby. Then the protagonist showed off his wealth, pa pa pa, and slapped his face. The plot of brain damage.

And now that Yi Lin is wearing a dirty patient gown, the citizens of Gotham are still enthusiastic... I have to say that only looking at this point, Gotham City is really simple and honest.

When the high-end evening dress is set.

The moment Yi Lin took over the black men's evening dress from the enthusiastic clerk, the equipment attribute instantly appeared in front of him.

……

[Elegant gentleman suit]

[Grade] None

[Durable] 200/200

[Effect] Wear him, you are the most beautiful boy on the street!

[Explanation] As the gradually raised star of the Gotham crime world, you won’t pay, right? Right?

......

For this attribute......

Yi Lin feels that he has no Fuc...... to say.

But don't say anything.

The workmanship is very good.

Durability reached 200 points.

Although it is Gradeless appearance equipment without any attribute bonus, it is at least twice as good as the [patient uniform] on my body.

To be precise, it is four times.

In the full-length mirror.

Yi Lin wears an elegant black gentleman evening gown, which is a little more inexplicable.

Self-feeling, it looks very pleasing to the eye.

"It seems that something is missing..."

Yi Lin wore a gentleman's uniform and picked it up in the shop.

……

[Get the "Gloves of the Elegant"! ]

[Get the "Gentleman's Hat That Will Not Fall"! ]

[Get the "hard to wear alligator leather shoes"! 】

……

The name is quite bluff.

But the attribute...just like that.

It doesn't hurt or itchy, it doesn't matter if you don't mention it.

They are all krypton-gold appearance equipment.

Yi Lin lowered the brim of his hat, slightly smiled.

"Dear sir, here are all..."

Before the clerk could finish speaking, Yi Lin interrupted the clerk directly.

Money is not money, it is not important.

Yi Lin doesn't plan to pay anyway.

Yi Lin slightly smiled: "Now... Robbery."

......

"Fuck!"

After receiving the report, the two policemen rushed to the clothing store energetic and bustling.

After a frantic racing round in the city, the alcohol is almost awake.

The custom clothing here is famous and extremely expensive.

It is said that Bruce Wayne, the richest man in Gotham City, almost all of the dresses he wore when attending the party came from here.

"That damn Edward Rin again?"

"What did you grab this time?"

"What? A set of evening gowns? He? What to do with these?"

It is said that after the mysterious Edward Rin left after the robbery, he also left a small reminder card.

On the back is still the hand-painted scribbled question mark.

There is still a line of confusing text on the front.

[The elegant gentleman is ready to go, and hurried to the black and white giant beast, the elegant gentleman is about to steal the sleeping fireworks, ushering in a lively celebration for the dead Gotham. ]

Signed-

[Edward Rin, who is about to become a good neighbor of Gotham. yours truly. 】

peng~ peng~ peng~ peng~!

Provocation!

This is Chi Guoguo's provocation!

The two police officers fired frantically at the ceiling.

"Police officer, is that a criminal?"

The beautiful, blonde salesgirl suddenly flashed her eyes and asked with some expectation.

"Criminal! He committed a capital crime!"

Upon hearing this, the blond beauty salesgirl suddenly took out a hand from the counter...

A miniature submachine gun!

Then gē gē gē laughed.