I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Gotham City.

Burnley District.

[17:00]

"Where are those two damn criminals!"

"Go here!"

"Chasing, chasing!"

"Kill them!"

"The criminals will die for us at Ahhhh in Gotham City -"

The streets are crowded Full of people.

It's all crowds with guns.

Even in the crowd, there are several tall muscular brawny men carrying portable rocket-boosted grenade launchers on their backs... which are commonly known as RPG bazookas.

This wave of offensive is terrifying.

The police cars in the city have already taken action, taking part in the craziest crime eradication operation in Gotham City in the past two decades.

The harsh sound of police sirens resounded through Burnley.

"Hoo--"

Su Xiaosu hugged Zhu Yun'er, who was blood dyed red, and hid in an empty alley.

She lurked silently in the shadow of the alley.

Seeing the crowds and police cars passing by, I dared not move.

Su Xiaosu's patient coat was also stained with blood.

Some are from Zhu Yun'er, and some are from herself.

But at the crucial moment just now, although she was hit by a few bullets, she didn't hit the spot and didn't lose much HP.

Besides, those bullets were jammed by Su Xiaosu's strong muscles, and with a little effort, they were directly ejected out of the muscles without any harm.

It is Zhu Yun'er...

Su Xiaosu looked down at Zhu Yun'er who was confused, and Zhu Yun'er in his arms seemed to breathe more smoothly.

This alley is a dead end.

There is no way.

But...

Su Xiaosu silently walked to the end of a dead end.

Lift a foot.

peng~ peng~ peng~.

――As long as someone is gone, that is the way.

Suddenly.

Su Xiaosu lowered his head.

The calm within both eyes flashed with surprise.

She subconsciously rolled up Zhu Yun'er's cuff and saw that the wound that had been hit by the bullet had stopped the blood unfathomable mystery. There were a few worm-like flesh and blood that were slowly creeping. The bullet that had sunk into the arm muscles squeezed out little by little.

The wound... Healed automatically!

……

……

Li Erpang is madly running for his life.

My heart is inwardly grumbled.

After being plowed by a grenade from Robinson Park by hiding the sky and covering the earth, Li Er's fat belly is already gu gu.

After he finally used his flexible Fat Master's footwork with seven turns and eight crutches, after temporarily getting rid of the bunch of "folk customs and good citizens", he was finally able to breathe a little.

"Mother, you have to finish the whole thing like this!"

Li Erpang gritted his teeth.

Taking advantage of no one to find out, Li Erpang quietly opened the evil list and took a look.

Everyone’s guilt value is slow progress.

Suddenly he remembered Yi Lin who had slipped away because of the unfathomable mystery.

" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!)

To show anger.

Li Erpang squinted his eyes, of course, he could only squint his eyes and couldn't open them.

He suddenly saw a brightly lit fast food restaurant not far away.

There is a red sign on it.

A kind old man is printed on the signboard.

A tempting smell of meat wafted from the fast food restaurant, and it seemed to contain onions, muscles, French fries, burgers, tomato juice...

Li Erpang carefully distinguished With the rich scent in the scent, drooling unconsciously.

"Fuck! Fight!"

Li Erpang rolled up his sleeves and suddenly rushed into the great grandfather fast food restaurant!

……

…

"The time is almost there."

Yi Lin checked the time of his watch.

This is Yi Lin passing by a watch shop called "Baidu Cuili" and snatched it.

Earn a little guilt value by the way.

I don’t know if it is expensive, but it seems to be okay anyway.

Yi Lin lowered the brim of the gentleman's hat, the corner of his mouth twitched, and his shiny black shoes, like an elegant gentleman, walked into the Gotham Police Station swaggeringly like this.

In the Gotham Police Station, there is a mist of smoke.

Smoky.

A bunch of shirtless elders, drinking cheap vodka, gathered in a circle, shaking dice, playing poker, and a beaming scene.

Yi Lin lowered his head and thought for two seconds.

Make sure you are not in the wrong place.

This is the police station.

The painting style is a bit unique.

Then I think again, this is the legendary Gotham, and I think it should be so.

There are relatively few people in the police station.

This was also expected by Yi Lin.

After Zhu Yun'er, Su Xiaosu, and Li Erpang start to act, they will definitely attract most of the police.

Today, the Gotham Police Station is actually the most empty time.

Yi Lin silently clicked three likes for the model worker teammates by the way.

One for each.

As for Pan Zhengyi...Yi Lin noticed that his guilt value was completely motionless, so he probably hid somewhere and happily beaten soy sauce.

Yi Lin also disinclined to pay attention to so much.

Next...Performance moment!

Show? Time!

Like a Shadow Following the Body!

Yi Lin directly turned on Like a Shadow Following the Body and walked into the police station quietly.

Under the effect of the Like a Shadow Following the Body skill, the sense of presence is reduced by 100%. Those police officers who are immersed in the joy of the sky, no one notices the existence of Yi Lin.

Even if he noticed, Yi Lin flashed over in an instant. Some people even rubbed their eyes, thinking that they were drinking too much, and the unfathomable mystery had hallucinations.

It's just an illusion.

The Gotham Police Station is far more empty than Yi Lin imagined.

Yi Lin originally prepared 5 sets of plans.

How to sneak into the police station.

Even my throat was moisturized, and I was ready to send a few "Disaster Spreader", but didn't expect that the zero crime rate in the past two decades has made the Gotham Police Department rotten to an incredible level.

Suddenly.

Yi Lin thought of the riddle he had set up.

Will it be more appropriate to add an adjective "corrupt" in front of "black and white giant beast".

While thinking, Yi Lin quickly walked through the police hall, concealed the door gracefully, and then walked in the direction of the duty room.

Gotham City is indeed a simple city.

Even in the bureau, the police station plan was prepared very intimately, in case of emergency.

Yi Lin came to the duty room unimpeded all the way.

There is a chubby police officer inside, lying on the table hu hu asleep, his mouth full of saliva.

Yi Lin eyes flashed.

Blood Jasmine turned over and appeared, and wiped his throat casually.

……

[Kill the "excellent" police officers in Gotham City and get +20 crime points! ]

【Get chaos value +25! ] ...... excellent police?

Yi Lin glanced at the fat police officer who hadn't awakened until his death.

Really excellent.

A wooden board is hung on the wall.

There are many keys nailed to the board.

"File room...Interrogation room...Dining room...Secret room...Ordinary cell...Special female cell..." Soon, Yi Lin fixed his gaze on one of the keys.

……

[Get the "Arsenal Key"! ]

……

"hehe."

This is...the sleeping firework.

……

……

"en? The riddle gentleman?"

Sitting in a police car, chasing an obese James Gordon, Jr. of the "Vicious Criminal", couldn't help but slightly startled when he heard the news.

Riddle gentleman? Riddler?

James Gordon Jr is frowned, with a cold face.

"How did you tell me?"

"Hey, sir, we thought it was... we thought it was just a prank."

"Say."

p>

On the other side of the phone, the two police officers stammered the riddle left by the "Riddle Gentleman" and told them word by word the awe-inspiring Sheriff Gordon.

There are two riddles -

[When the day and night are in communication, I bravely stand in front of the black and white beasts, the black and white beasts have already swallowed more nothing in their belly Preface wild beasts, wild beasts are gradually decayed into bones in the steel jungle. There are gorgeous fireworks sleeping here, and I will light Gotham with the most gorgeous fireworks and rekindle the first ray of light of the past. ]

[The elegant gentleman is ready to go, and hurried to the black and white giant beast, the elegant gentleman is about to steal the sleeping fireworks, ushering in a lively celebration for the dead Gotham. ]

At first glance, it looks like a prank.

But...

After Gordon listened carefully, his pupils shrank suddenly.

The style of this riddle, although it is somewhat different from the style of the riddle of "that person" in the impression.

But instinct tells James Gordon Jr. that this is definitely not as simple as a prank.

He seemed to be able to read a playful smile from the lines between the lines through the deliberately mystifying puzzle.

It is like an elegant criminal who is declaring war on the whole of Gotham City through this puzzle.

"When day and night are in communication..."

"Black and white beasts..."

"Steel jungle..."

"Fireworks..."

"Gotham used to...?"

"Celebration?"

Suddenly!

"Stop! Stop! Stop!"

Young James Gordon slapped the front seat hard, and the old driver in the driver's seat stopped the police car.

咻――

A sudden brake.

James Gordon Jr. shook his body slightly.

He hung up the phone quickly and made a call as quickly as possible.

And it's a video call.

Soon, the other end of the phone was connected.

"Dr·Jack..."

Dr. Jack's kind smile appeared on the video.

Little James Gordon has no nonsense, his eyes are cold, straight to the point: "Where is Edward Nigma?"

"Oh! Dear Police Gordon Long, I happened to be in Edward's ward..."

The camera turned.

Inside the room.

Edward and Fat Goose are playing games happily.

Then Edward chuckled.

The fat goose was angry and overturned the table directly.

Very happily elderly life scenes.

The camera turned around again.

Doctor Jack asked with a smile, "Is Sheriff Gordon looking for something to do with Edward?"

"..."

Snap.

"Quickly go back! Gotham Police Station!"

The old driver in the front row was hearing this, and he was stunned: "But sir, the damn obese criminal hasn't yet..."

"Don't worry about that fatty! Gentleman of the riddle, his purpose is the Gotham Police Station!"

Although the riddle is very fancy.

But James Gordon Jr. is already familiar with this routine.

After removing all the confusing words, think about it again, and it is easy to get the answer.

When the day and night are in communication, it means dusk.

There are only two black and white buildings in Gotham City.

One is the Gotham Police Station.

The second is the refurbished Eagle’s Nest Club.

But the steel jungle, at first, Gordon didn’t notice either...

But after being associated with the police station, the jungle can be imagined as one after another towering tree , And the steel jungle is clearly the shape of the prison bars!

That is to say... the puzzle laid by this "riddle gentleman", it is pointed out that at twilight, a crime will be committed at the Gotham Police Station!

No wonder there are so many weird criminals today.

A flexible and fatty.

A young woman who uses weird cold weapons.

There is also a brawny man who is nearly two meters tall.

It turns out that all are conspiracies!

It's all lured the tiger away from the mountain by the riddle gentleman!

Gotham's brave sheriff James Gordon Jr. has seen through everything!

My eyes faintly flashed with cold light.

If someone is here, perhaps from the coldness in his eyes, he can tell the wisp of heat hidden behind the coldness.

James Gordon Jr. figured out everything.

He dialed the number of the police station in the shortest time.

"I hope the damn dregs are not drunk."

"Beep--crack."

Gordon was taken aback.

Just switched on... and disconnected?

What's the matter? ?

……

……

ka-cha.

Yi Lin cut the phone cord silently.

Heh.

The sound is quite crisp.

Yi Lin looked down at the time again.

If you guessed correctly, the really smart people are already on their way back to the police station.

After all, the riddles he wrote are not very complicated.

And it's still in their base camp.

No one would guess that this "black and white giant beast" refers to the "Gotham Police Station", a landmark-like building.

This is... the tourist city of Gotham, isn’t it?

In the book "Gotham City Travel Guide", a close-up of the Gotham Police Department is 580 degrees without blind spots.

Various angles, including aerial photography.

"If I guessed correctly..."

Yi Lin took out a stick.

As an elegant gentleman, how could he not have this stuff.

After Yi Lin arranged everything, he walked slowly through the misty police hall just like when he came, and then left the police station.

......

In ten minutes.

[17:58]

James Gordon Jr. hurried back in a rush.

Seeing that the Gotham Police Station is intact, on the surface it seems that there is nothing wrong with it. This is secretly relieved.

"It looks like it's caught up."

Suddenly!

Boom bang bang bang bang!

There were no signs at all. The explosions started from the inside of the Gotham Police Station and suddenly turned into a bright flame, soaring into the sky. .

The setting sun that has not had time to fall completely, there is only one line left.

And the Gotham police station in the explosion is like another Gotham sun, in the sky near the night, against the dazzling fire.

A terrifying heat wave, centered on the Gotham Police Department, rushed to all directions.

Jr. James Gordon lay subconsciously on the ground!

Behind him, the old driver, together with the police car, was directly lifted off by the exploding heat wave.

In a blink of an eye, it disappeared in silhouette along with the police car.

hu hu hu hu ——

James Gordon Jr. only felt a burst of heat and pain behind his back.

He even smelled the burnt skin.

Like a barbecue!

I don’t know how long it has been.

The sound of the explosion slowed down a bit.

James Gordon Jr. got up from the ground blankly.

Looking at the Gotham Police Station, which has turned into a fire sea and shattered into ruins at this moment, a sentence suddenly popped up in my mind--

"I will use the most gorgeous Fireworks ignite Gotham and rekindle the first ray of light of the past."

"!"

This is--

Light Gotham's fireworks!

"The riddle gentleman!!"

The young James Gordon shouted the name from his mouth with gnashing teeth.

Right now.

A postman in astonishment, riding a motorcycle, came up to little Gordon dumbly.

"Is it Sheriff Gordon?"

Jr. James Gordon turned his head blankly.

"Here is a letter from you."

"Letter?" Sheriff Gordon's pupils shrank suddenly.

On the envelope.

There is no signature in the sender column.

There is only one...question mark!

is the riddle gentleman!

"Who sent it to you?" James Gordon Jr. asked as he opened the letter.

"It is a gentleman dressed as a nobleman. He asked me to send the letter to Sheriff Gordon standing at the gate of the Gotham Police Station at 18:10 on time."

"!"

"By the way, the gentleman said..." The postman hesitated for a moment, and decided to say it: "He said that if the person standing at the door is not Sheriff Gordon, There is no need to send this letter. And..."

"What else?" James Gordon Jr. has taken a card out of the envelope.

"The gentleman first said that no matter what scene you see, don't panic. Must send the letter to James Gordon on time. Even if you see the bright and beautiful fireworks..."

"..."

Just when Sheriff Gordon was about to look at the little card.

The postman slowly stretched out his hand: "Please pay $5."

"?"

"Dear Sheriff Gordon, this It’s a letter to pay."

"!!"

……

……

"Explosion, it really is a man's romance ."

Yi Lin stood in the distance, slightly smiled, and at the moment he pressed the button, he enjoyed this bright firework show.

Shortly after the bombing of the Gotham Police Station, he was quickly swiped by a string of text before his eyes.

……

[In the name of "Riddler Gentleman", destroy the Gotham landmark "Gotham Police Station" and get the crime value +50,000! ]

[Kill the "excellent" police officers in Gotham City and get +19 guilt! ]

[Kill the "excellent" police officers in Gotham City and get +21 guilt! ]

[Kill the "drinking" police officer in Gotham City and get +12 guilt! ]

[Kill the "incompetent" police officer in Gotham City to get +5 in crime! ]

...... [kill]

chaos value ...... [get]

blow up the police station and not chaos value gains.

Others have brushed a lot of chaos value.

Just for a while, more than 300 chaos value arrived.

......

Sure enough!

It's not just a crime that you can only kill with Wushuang.

Yi Lin looked at the various stories of "Batman and the villains fell in love and killed each other", and found that the villains who shrouded Gotham City in the darkness were not so powerful. How many people are there, but...the horror brought about by their "name".

reserved little Halle.

Deyi and Yi are happy Joker.

A double-faced person with firm conviction.

Keep the Pharaoh Penguin in peace.

In short, the group of villains who crossed Gotham 20 years ago can turn Gotham into an Evil City. It is not how many people they can massacre at will, but their crazy crimes!

Therefore, Yi Lin decided to reshape a villain.

An elegant and charming villain.

A villain who makes Gotham fall into fear just by hearing his name.

In this way, scores can roll in.

Right now.

The "question mark scepter" in Yi Lin's hand lit up slightly.

……

……

Pan Zhengyi swaggered into the women's toilet.

There was originally a yellow warning sign at the door of the women's toilet.

It says--

"During the decoration, no idlers enter."

Pan Zhengyi kicked, loudly shouted: "I am... Justice!"

So he kicked the sign and broke in.

Fortunately, there is no one in the women's toilet.

There is no such bloody story of a woman who has not had time to put on her trousers, "Ah" screamed and charged ahead.

But just after Pan Zhengyi unfathomable mystery broke into the women's toilet, a line of prompts appeared in front of him.

……

[Because you deliberately entered the women's toilet without shame, the crime value is +2! ]

......

Pan Zhengyi, chuckled, direct ignored.

There is a mirror in the women’s toilet.

A big mirror.

From the upper left corner to the lower right corner of the mirror, there is a long crack, which seems to divide the entire mirror into two halves.

Pan Zhengyi looked in the mirror. The crack in the mirror seemed to split him in half, with completely different expressions.

Suddenly.

Pan Zhengyi lowered his head.

There are buckets of fresh paint near the feet.

Exudes a pungent smell.

"Huh?"

Pan Zhengyi's eyes flashed, and he let out a weird smile.

He slowly squatted down and took a handful of it in the bucket, his hands covered with paints of different colors.

Pan Zhengyi just smeared it on his face indiscriminately.

Not enough, come again, not enough, come again.

The edge of the paint bucket was sharp and it accidentally scratched Pan Zhengyi's finger.

Red blood oozes.

Pan Zhengyi faced the split mirror.

There was a strange silence for ten seconds.

Ten seconds later.

Pan Zhengyi slowly applied the blood from his fingers to his lips.

Apply from the root of the left ear to the root of the right ear.

is a scarlet lips.

"jié jié jié ――"

……

[Congratulations on completing the "Clown Painting", 93% completion...]

"..."

"I, Joker...hehehe!"

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