I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

James Gordon, Jr., paid the money silently.

5 dollars.

Slightly more expensive.

But this is not important.

After the young James Gordon waved away the postman, he turned over the new notice card.

Needless to say, it's that damn "riddle gentleman" again.

He is almost certain that this mysterious "riddle gentleman" must be related to the former riddler.

Whether it is a style of behavior, or the deliberately mystifying riddle.

But it seems to be a little different from the riddler.

The riddle gentleman doesn't commit many crimes, so James Gordon Jr. will be in a meeting for a while and can't tell why.

There are new puzzles written on the notice letter.

[I will world divided into two, and will meet the bell of midnight and walk towards the first light of Gotham. A god of half human half beast comes, I will twist off the head of the god with horns, and use it to carry Gotham's second fireworks and ignite the torrent from the cold winter to the summer. ]

Signed-

[The "riddle gentleman" with a fiery heart, Edward Rin, sincerely,]

Young James Gordon’s eyes are cold, almost Angrily tore the card in his hand.

His right hand squeezed the card tightly.

Until the card became crumpled, James Gordon Jr. slowly straightened the cardboard card again.

Fortunately, the quality of the card is good, otherwise the handwriting would have been lost after a stroke.

"Sir!"

"Fuc...kkkk! Who bombed our Gotham Police Station!"

At this time, an explosion was seen nearby The blazing Gotham policemen drove police cars back to the vicinity of the police station one after another.

When they saw the famous Gotham landmark in the past, when the Gotham Police Station was bombed into ruins, they were all stared wide-eyed and couldn't recover for a long time.

This,

This, this, why was it bombed out?

Okay, it's gone if you say nothing?

Gradually, dozens of Gotham police officers returned to the "formerly" Gotham Police Station.

"hmph!"

Jr. James Gordon looked at the time.

According to the notice, the crime time should be after midnight.

It seems that the riddle gentleman is going to prepare something.

In order to commit the next crime.

It is more than 5 hours before midnight, which is midnight.

There is plenty of time!

Suddenly.

A cold smile gradually emerged from the corners of James Gordon's mouth.

……

……

To be honest.

Yi Lin is really not good at playing riddles.

Things that can be said in one sentence must be divided into several paragraphs, and then finished with a big breath, and others may not be able to understand it.

In Yi Lin's view, this behavior is a bit boring.

But Yi Lin can't help it.

Who told Gotham City likes this kind of tune in the book?

It seems that the book "The Riddler Legendary", in the bookstore, sales second only to "The Clown Legend" and "The Clown Girl Legendary", became the third in the Gotham Stimulating Little Book series Ranking List.

Night falls.

The whole city of Gotham is no longer the silence of the old night.

On the contrary, it became more heated.

Gunshots, loud noises, cannons, sounds are pleasing to the ears.

It came from all over the city, and it came from time to time, and it was hardly calmed down.

"It looks like other people are working hard."

The lights are shining throughout the city.

one after another The dazzling light beams intertwined in the sky above the city, falling on the dark clouds above Gotham City, it is very stylish.

Yi Lin wore a pure black gentleman's tuxedo and came slowly from the darkness.

The dark night is his world.

Especially since he is now wearing black clothes.

When the Like a Shadow Following the Body skill is turned on, as long as you hide in the dark, no one will be able to discover his existence.

At least, so far, not yet.

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

This is the sound of the question mark scepter gently tapping on the bluestone slab.

The air of Gotham City gradually filled with a smell of gunpowder smoke.

Come with the wind.

Yi Lin holds the brim of the hat and lifts the head.

In front of him, is an old bell tower.

Above the clock tower, those two huge hands move with a certain rhythm, and Yi Lin can even faintly distinguish the sound of the crisp gears behind the clock tower.

Yi Lin silently checked the "Baidu Cuili" watch in his hand.

[21:33]

Sufficient time.

A wicked smile suddenly appeared at the corner of Yi Lin's mouth.

――Wrong.

Yi Lin quickly changed to another smile, the kind of calm and calm.

Almost played.

He suddenly thought of the actor Li Changge.

This kind of peculiar style of Gotham City, if you let that guy play it, it might be more realistic.

Gotham Clock Tower is also a landmark building.

Twenty years ago, when the villains in Gotham City were the most rampant, it is said that the clock tower was bombed many times by that group of people.

After these years of repairs and repairs, Gotham Clock Tower finally survived the era of continuous fire.

The lock of the bell tower is rusty.

In Gotham City, with its simple folk customs, no one has ever dared to risk a “crime” to break into the “no entry” clock tower, so it seems that the lock has never been changed.

Twenty years.

The refurbished bell tower has been refurbished, and after twenty years of rest and recuperation, it finally has a bit more of a "place of interest" flavor.

Yi Lin held the rusty lock and stared for a few seconds.

Suddenly smiled.

"hehe..."

Then, he took out the Blood Jasmine, lifted the knife and dropped it, and cut the lock directly.

There is no difficulty.

Inside the bell tower, there is no one.

Of course.

Some people call it weird.

Of course, it is not necessarily strange.

Yi Lin took the pen and paper out of his pocket, but he still grabbed it back.

There are no lights in the bell tower.

Yi Lin felt helpless, but could only walk out of the door of the clock tower and silently wrote a small card.

After writing, I read it three times from beginning to end, and carefully blacked out the question mark on the back. I was finally satisfied.

After making all preparations, Yi Lin began to step on the clock tower step by step.

When approaching the top of the bell tower.

Suddenly.

Yi Lin step one stopped.

Think about it for a moment.

To be safe, I temporarily put away the "question mark scepter" and took out another card from the storage space.

After crushing, the gray card turned into a brand-new black umbrella with British style in Yi Lin's hand.

Along the way, Yi Lin passed by the maintenance room of the bell tower.

There are many complex and huge gears running inside.

Driven by the clockwork, it makes a rhythmic sound of ka ka ka.

Go up again and you will reach the top of the clock tower.

That is an empty rooftop.

This clock tower also did not know what ghosts and animals were set up to refer to, and an empty platform was built above the clock tower.

It is said that the structure was added by the designer during the last repair.

Is this because the villain is not running fast enough?

Yi Lin also thinks this setting is a bit weird.

But when I think about it carefully, this is Gotham City. I don’t think it’s strange to refer to the short stories in those best-selling books.

Gotham City has a simple folk style. Maybe the designer who repaired the clock tower built such a platform for the villains to escape from the clock tower.

After all, in the history of Gotham City, there have been too many stories about the Gotham Clock Tower.

Looking down from the platform, although the whole city of Gotham City is advanced in science and technology, it is full of weird Gothic style. Tracks, trains, water pipes, heavy smoke, and sewers all give people a kind of The feeling of prosperity but depression.

tú tú 突――

Suddenly, on the street about two kilometers away from the clock tower.

There was a big fire.

Bang.

There are also grenade.

Then, a chubby silhouette flew silently to in midair.

Then he fell back to the street.

"Oh, it turned out to be fatty!"

Yi Lin is sure.

In this way, classmate Li Erpang is still struggling hard.

ka-cha!

At this moment-

Yi Lin suddenly heard the sound of a bullet being loaded behind him.

"Gentleman riddle, raise your hand!"

Yi Lin admired the unique night view of Gotham.

"Edward Rin! Raise your hand!"

Yi Lin turned around, slightly smiled.

Between the expressions, there is no accident.

"The current Gotham Police Sergeant, James Gordon Jr., I am honored to meet you."

Yi Lin bowed slightly and gracefully addressed James Gordon Jr. A standard gentleman's etiquette was embarked on.

"Are you a riddle gentleman?"

Young James Gordon held the gun steadily, pointed at Yi Lin's head, his fingers in the trigger.

Although the light at the top of the clock tower is dim, he can also tell through the intertwined light beams over the city that Edward Rin, who claims to be the "Riddler Gentleman" in front of him, looks so young.

But what's the matter with that neither too fast nor too slow Calm?

Young James Gordon can clearly tell that Yi Lin does not have a weapon in his hands.

Except... a black umbrella.

Wait.

An umbrella?

Little James Gordon suddenly remembered another name that resounded through Gotham twenty years ago.

Penguin.

His weapon is also a black umbrella.

But--

as everyone knows, the Penguin has a bad relationship with the Riddler. Even if the Riddler has a relationship with the former Riddler, it is absolutely impossible to get it from the Penguin. That umbrella.

This may be a bad imitation crime.

Sheriff Gordon had a guess in his heart.

"I have solved your puzzle!"

Sheriff Gordon coldly smiled: "You botched criminal, do you think you are really a riddler? You committed According to the laws of Gotham City, the crime is enough to sentence you to 10,000 deaths!"

As he said, Sheriff Gordon shook his finger slightly.

It's like pulling the trigger!

"hehe ――"

Yi Lin actually knew before he boarded the bell tower that someone had stepped onto the bell tower before him.

According to the Gotham City Travel Guide, if there is no error in the description of James Gordon Jr., it should be this person who "cracked" the puzzle he set and came here in advance.

That lock has traces of being opened.

"Interesting."

This young James Gordon thought carefully. In order to prevent Yi Lin from discovering that someone was lying in ambush in the clock tower, he even asked other people to lock it again after boarding the clock tower. Living in the bell tower creates an illusion that no one has been here.

Yi Lin's sudden laughter made little James Gordon's pupils shrink.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Are you sure, you cracked my riddle?"

In the dark, Yi Lin stared at little Gordon’s The eyes are piercing.

Like two stars in the dark.

"Stepping on the midnight bell, isn't it referring to the clock tower? Your presence here is the proof that I cracked the riddle."

Yi Lin slightly smiled, fingers lightly on the umbrella Rubbed the handle.

"My riddle is more than just this sentence?"

"Besides, it's not midnight yet..."

"..."

Little Gordon was speechless, but soon he cleared his mind and aimed the gun at Yi Lin.

"No matter what the answer to the riddle is, you, botched Gotham criminal, you will die here!"

"Want to know the answer?"

Gordon was taken aback.

He is almost subconsciously nodded.

In the past few hours, he has almost racked his brains to think about the answer to this riddle.

But apart from the first two sentences, everything else made him feel confused.

I can’t guess why.

My heart is irritating and itchy.

There is a feeling that it is difficult to stop the itching without knowing the answer to the riddle.

Yi Lin seems to have clearly understood the psychology of Sheriff Gordon, even if he was pointed at by a gun, he still stood still.

Besides, Yi Lin's perception has already spread. Even if he has the signs of shooting, Yi Lin does not panic.

――There are preliminary plans.

Yi Lin's expression suddenly gave Sheriff Gordon an illusion, as if he was the one pointed at by the gun.

But... this is not important!

He has gained the upper hand!

Now he is the one with the gun in his hand!

No one can commit a crime in Gotham!

The offender must die!

Here... is his Gotham!

Not anyone else’s Gotham.

Yi Lin laughed again.

"Give you a hint."

Little James Gordon: "?"

Yi Lin suddenly loudly said: "The hint is... from now on Begin to make the world feel painful."

Little James Gordon: "?"

In an instant.

Yi Lin tone barely fell.

Young James Gordon seemed to have a loud bang in his mind, his eyes went dark, and he fell straight behind him.

Boom.

Flower in the back of the head.

I don’t know how long it has been.

James Gordon Jr. opened his eyes again.

There is no silhouette of the damned criminal in front of me!

He quickly got up from the ground and looked down from above the bell tower.

Below the clock tower, police cars are already crowded.

Caught?

Or was it run away?

Wait.

From this clock tower, the riddle gentleman is always impossible to jump from here safe and sound, right?

Even the famous riddler 20 years ago is absolutely impossible to have this level.

Not the Batman who can Up Into the Heavens, Down into the Earth!

Thinking of that name once, James Gordon Jr. looked cold.

At this time, he felt a sudden pain in the back of his head.

My head is a little dizzy.

Little Gordon stretched out his hand and drenched with blood on the back of his head.

He gritted his teeth and ignored it.

Suddenly, he found this small white card standing upright in a corner of the platform.

"!"

Little Gordon couldn't even take care of the wound on his head, so he picked up the small card and looked at it, stared wide-eyed immediately.

I saw a line written on the card.

It's still a puzzle.

But this time, it is a well-known puzzle that anyone who has read the best-selling book "The Riddler Legendary" knows the answer!

[I exist in reality, I am absurd in reality, you can interpret me, you can create me, who am I? ]

Signed-

[Friendly neighbors in Gotham City, warm tips, Riddle gentleman Edward Rin, sincerely. ]

Gordon James small shredded straight face card.

The card is pretty hard.

It’s a bit hard to tear up.

But the card is still broken.

The radiance floated down from the top of the bell tower.

Like fine snow.

"A lie!"

―This is the answer.

The answer that everyone in Gotham knows.

It's too classic after all.

It is written in the book.

James Gordon Jr. also read it when he was a child and was obsessed with it for a while.

cough cough ... In short, this is a warm reminder of the "riddle gentleman".

Does it mean that there is a lie hidden in the first puzzle?

So he came to the clock tower?

Is he the one being deceived?

A trifling botched imitator?

"What the hell did the riddle gentleman just now, why did I faint suddenly?"

Sheriff Gordon frowned, his face becoming colder.

There is a hint of hatred faintly mixed.

"But why didn't he kill me?"

"Isn't it...I'm not worth it?"

"Damn..."

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Sheriff Gordon let out a low growl.

But he did not forget his responsibilities.

hurriedly walked down the clock tower, took out the flashlight from the waist, and searched the inside of the whole clock tower carefully.

It is very likely that the "Riddler Gentleman" is still in the bell tower and has not escaped.

Sheriff Gordon will not let himself pass any probability.

……

……

No one noticed.

In the dark.

The other side of the clock tower.

A dark figure wearing a black tuxedo, wearing a black gentleman hat, spotless white gloves, holding an umbrella in one hand, slowly falling from the sky.

Elegant, evil, and the silhouette is like a nobleman dancing in the dark night.

Night is his dance floor.

It is a pity that there is no dancing partner.

Yi Lin landed steadily on the ground and put away the umbrella.

Not far away, the harsh police siren kept flashing with red and blue rays of light.

Yi Lin slightly smiled, continuing to maintain Like a Shadow Following the Body, silently hiding in the darkness.

"Sure enough... the'riddle' copied from the book can't be triggered?"

Yi Lin, who gradually moved away from the bell tower, whispered in the dark.

But it's normal. Yi Lin had expected it a long time ago. It was just a whim, he took a look, and did an experiment by the way.

Turning another corner, Yi Lin suddenly felt his body sink.

In the upper right corner of the apostle panel, a double-winged BUFF icon suddenly disappeared.

Time, just right.

Ah no, it's a bit more.

It was indeed an accident for Yi Lin to face James Gordon Jr. above the clock tower tonight, but it was not entirely an accident.

The puzzles he set up are twofold.

The most brain-dead, and the Second Layer hidden in the depths of lies.

Yi Lin's original plan A was to leave a card at the location indicated by the First Layer lie puzzle.

If it was midnight, someone went up to the clock tower and saw the card left deliberately, perhaps adding something mysterious and legendary to the name "Riddler Gentleman".

Even if there is only one point, it is not a loss.

As for what is written on the card?

Here is the riddle gentleman?

I want to be unable to cover my eyes this day?

My riddle, your heart?

All these are not important, anyway, Yi Lin finally adopted plan B.

There are 9 plans from A1 to A9, and Yi Lin abandoned them all when he saw the rusty lock.

Redo a series of plans.

The mental side route, the mind is so fast, so headstrong.

"Hehe, now, in the heart of Sheriff Gordon, a seed should be planted?"

"Next, some people should also Are you on the stage?"

Yi Lin knows that this journey to the glory of Gotham City has just begun.

Hiding in the dark.

Yi Lin took out...a lot of cards from the storage space.

All hands.

It looks like thirteen cards in one hand.

Take a closer look, the above are all the same pattern, ah no, the same pattern.

……

[Enhanced TNT bomb]

[Grade] Normal

[Effect] In addition to exploding, you also want to use it do what?

[Explanation] Well, explosion is the real art!

......

Yi Lin looked at that hand.

Some headaches.

What about the next one? Or is it king bomb plus king bomb and then king bomb?

This is the arms savings accumulated by Gotham City for 20 years of zero crime!

……

……

Suddenly!

At this moment-

The sky of Gotham City above Yi Lin's head became brighter.

Countless spotlights gather in the center of Gotham City as if they are controlled by someone.

All the beams converge together, as if waiting for some kind of existence to arrive at a focal point of ten thousands.

"cough cough cough--"

A cough, from the Gotham City radio, resounded through the night sky.

Immediately afterwards, a silhouette appeared in the center of the beam of light.

I saw that silhouette was wearing a tight purple suit with a weird clown painting on his face, and the corners of his mouth looked a little strange and unpredictable against the background of the painting.

This is -

Three-dimensional projection?

Wait.

Yi Lin suddenly frowned.

This person looks a bit familiar.

"jié jié jié ――”

"Ladies And Gentlemen――jié jié jié ――"

The man in the suit suddenly made a sharp and weird sound. He was a little crazy and laughed.

Accompanied by the Gotham City Broadcasting System, the laughter seemed extremely harsh.

"I, Joker, I'm back!"

Yi Lin slightly startled.

This voice--

It is clearly Pan Zhengyi!

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