I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

At the moment "Joker" appears.

There was a moment of silence in the noisy Gotham!

It is estimated that there is no one in Gotham who does not know the existence of "Joker".

That was a lunatic who brought fear to Gotham City as a Dark King twenty years ago.

And he is a very popular lunatic.

"Joker!"

"How could it be him!"

"That madman?"

"He is not twenty years old Have you been perish together with Batman before?"

"Wait!"

The voices from all over Gotham City gathered together and almost overturned the clouds in the sky .

James Gordon Jr. just finished searching the clock tower, standing under the clock tower, wondering where the riddle gentleman has gone, he happened to witness the scene of "The Return of the Clown".

In an instant, his face changed drastically.

impossible!

The clown... is dead!

That year, the old Gordon witnessed the body of the clown with his own eyes!

impossible!

impossible!

impossible!

He screamed frantically in his heart.

But in the sky that clown illusory shadow, that crazy posture, is exactly the same as the clown back then!

Although James Gordon Jr. was still young 20 years ago, he still preserves precious video data from his father, Gordon Sr.

Batman once violently "interrogated" the Joker in the Gotham Police Department.

Different places in Gotham City.

Burnley District.

Everyone's attention is attracted by the image of in the sky.

Zhu Yuner hides in the dark.

Look up at the sky.

Although other people don't recognize it, Zhu Yuner once heard Pan Zhengyi's laugh in the Arkham Nursing Home, and recognized Pan Zhengyi at a glance.

"What the hell is that guy doing?"

Su Xiaosu silently kicked a wall to pieces, also looking thoughtful at the influence of in the sky.

At this moment, Zhu Yuner turned her head and smiled at Su Xiaosu: "Thank you, Sister Susu, if you didn't save me, I might have died long ago."

Thinking of the scene where the streets suddenly burst into flames during the day, when she recalled now, she still couldn't help feeling that there were several points of lingering palpitations in her heart.

Fortunately-

"hmph, but because of this, I finally understand..."

Zhu Yuner suddenly coldly smiled, she looked at her body .

Originally, she was severely injured, with bullet holes all over her body.

But now, all her injuries have healed, even the bullet holes on her skin have recovered as before, and her skin is fair and smooth, leaving no scars.

Naturally, HP has also returned to its full value.

Su Xiaosu’s battle strength is indeed terrifying.

I was able to bring her a wounded person and rush out of the rain of bullets.

This muscle... sure enough.

Zhu Yuner silently opened the "crime list" and took a look.

Look at it.

Let her eyes slightly shrink.

……

【Guilty List】

【Gotham Crime】54845/1000000 (5.48%)

【Yi Lin ] 51723 (5.17%)

[Zhu Yuner] 1120 (0.11%)

[Li Erpang] 912 (0.09%)

[Su Xiaosu] 840 ( 0.08%)

【Pan Zhengyi 】250 (0.02%)

……

Zhu Yuner at first thought that she had recovered from a serious injury and had lost too much blood and some vertigo .

Could it be that there is a majority of zeros.

But take a closer look.

It turns out... not!

It's really more than fifty thousand sin value!

Did that guy... violate the rules of heaven?

How can we accumulate so many guilt points in a short time!

If the life deduction is used, this is equivalent to more than 5000 lives.

Even if Zhu Yun'er was killed by cutting wheat piece by piece, it would take a long time to kill.

even more how ……The citizens of Gotham City are not as easy to kill as they thought.

Zhu Yuner has personally experienced this point.

Deeply touched.

"Wait, don't you say..."

Zhu Yuner browses frowned.

I thought about it for a few minutes.

Suddenly, the frowning brow stretched out.

"Crime...not necessarily murder! He was one step ahead! Huh, would you commit a crime? Sister Susu, let's go! We can't lose to that guy! Don't forget, in the nursing home , He helped Pan Zhengyi and grabbed our youth potion!"

didn't expect, Zhu Yuner actually hated a small thing until now.

But it was originally Pan Zhengyi's pot, Zhu Yuner put the pot on Yi Lin's head by the way.

Zhu Yun'er's eyes flashed with cold rays of light without anger and prestige.

At that moment, she was walking on the road, with a bit of power like an emperor on tour.

In Long Country...No one can offend Zhu Family!

even more how is just an unknown person!

……

……

"Hoo--"

fatty holding a big bag of fragrant fried chicken legs in one hand, running In the path of the night.

He turned his head and glanced at Pan Zhengyi in the sky. Although shocked in his heart, he quickly calmed down.

"Isn’t that right...who won’t? But that guy is very realistic...Fatty, I almost thought it was a clown daoist show...this guy is not a senior two thorn ape, right? ? " fatty gulping like a bag full of fried chicken Kenwan.

Li Er is patted with a bulging belly, full of food and drink, fat fat, and finally has several points of security.

The entire Gotham City fell into a brief bewilderment because of the return of "Joker".

Li Erpang finally escaped the hunt of "good citizens" temporarily. Taking advantage of the night, he smashed the window of one of the houses with a palm, hid inside, and rested for a while.

In Gotham City today, 70% to 80% of the citizens are outside.

Carrying guns and wandering around.

The old saying goes: The most dangerous place is the safest place.

Now fatty is out of sight of the citizens and hides in the house, but instead has won a chance to breathe.

Li Erpang rested for a while.

Then he opened the "crime list" and took a look.

My eyes squinted in an instant.

Although he can't tell from the surface, his eyes are indeed slightly widened.

A little bit.

Squinting is a family inheritance, and he is also helpless.

He suddenly remembered the prompt he received after robbing the great grandfather fast food restaurant.

"In other words, besides robbery, is there any other way to accumulate guilt more quickly?"

Thinking of this, Li Erpang sent out his gnashing teeth to Yi Lin A bunch of news.

But it was automatically replied: The apostle is busy, please do not disturb!

"Fuck!"

Li Erpang has no culture, so he can only yell a fuck to show his mood.

This guy Yi Lin is not very kind!

Team up!

Let's fly together!

Leave the fat man secretly in the park and ignore it. The fat man doesn't care about it. There is a way to get points, but he doesn't call it?

Somehow send a message!

It is said that we will get to the white head together, but you are quietly hungry!

However.

Li Erpang just complained both in his mouth and in his heart.

After several inner world trials, he was not so naive even at this level.

Yi Lin was able to distribute him a "youth potion" in the nursing home, which already made Li Erpang feel that there are still good people in the apostle.

After all, in the task, the apostle relationship is complicated.

Even if it is a team task, there is a secretly competitive relationship.

No one accepts defeat.

If you can't go to death, you should burn incense.

No one wants to get a higher clearance evaluation.

"hmph hmph hmph...In this case..."

Li Erpang silently made up his mind.

......

At the same time.

The sky of Gotham City.

"Joker" is still laughing wildly.

Laughing madly.

"jie jie jie jie ――"

Laughter has no meaning.

There are no lines either.

But this crazy laugh seems to cast a shadow over Gotham City.

No one knows.

At the same time.

The top floor of Wayne Building.

Wayne Building is the most famous landmark in Gotham City.

It is also the tallest building.

Actually, with today's technological level, Gotham City is not unable to build taller and more spectacular buildings than the "Wayne Building".

but not dare.

Because, as everyone knows, Bruce Wayne is the richest in Gotham City.

No one dared to try the Supreme power of banknotes.

The room on the top floor of Wayne Building is covered with transparent glass on three sides.

In the room, there is a spacious round bed.

An old man with gray hair but a straight back opened his eyes suddenly and sat up from the bed.

Beside the old man, there is a young woman with a hot body, who is entangled in the old man like an octopus.

The moment the old man sat up, the woman's expression became flushed in the dark, she got under the quilt and wriggled silently.

The old man looked out the window.

I don’t know if it’s a coincidence.

The huge "clown" illusory shadow suddenly turned his head.

As if through the transparent glass on the top floor of the Wayne Building, after the hideous clown painting, a pair of chaotic eyes stared at the white-haired old man on the bed.

"wú wú wú ――"

A strange sound came from under the quilt.

The girl vaguely called out the old man's name.

"Bruce...Bruce..."

Bruce Wayne.

His name.

The corners of Bruce Wayne's mouth curled up slightly.

I don't know what it means.

"Duang!"

Suddenly!

From the Gotham city radio, there was a sudden sound of Q bombs.

It looks like something has been smashed.

Tzzzzzzz ――

in the sky The "clown" illusory shadow suddenly became distorted and blurred.

"Quick! That's the pervert!"

"Dare to rob the GBC Broadcasting Company?"

"Hurry and kill him!"

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"Looking for shit--"

tú tú suddenly--

There were continuous gunfire.

The silhouette of the "clown" is in the sky ……covered head and sneaked away like a rat.

Outside the broadcast.

The whole Gotham City fell into a strange and dead silence again.

Bruce Wayne: "..."

Gotham: "..."

Li Erpang: "..."

Gordon father and son: "..."

Dr. Jack: "..."

Zhu Yuner and Su Xiaosu: "..."

Yi Lin: "Hehe, it really is that guy's style."

……

……

Gotham City.

Late at night.

Tonight is like a celebration.

Everyone is destined to sleep well at night.

"Don't pay attention to that'clown '."

James Gordon, Jr., smiled coldly.

He still keeps the teaser letter of the riddle gentleman.

If the first two sentences are lies, then the next few sentences may indicate the time and place of the real crime.

[I will world divided into two, and will meet the bell of midnight and walk towards the first light of Gotham. A god of half human half beast comes, I will twist off the head of the god with horns, and use it to carry Gotham's second fireworks and ignite the torrent from the cold winter to the summer. ]

Signed-

[The "riddle gentleman" with a fiery heart, Edward Rin, sincerely]

"What the hell do you mean?"

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Jr. James Gordon feels a pain in his forehead.

Not just behind the head.

It should be because of too much thinking, which touched the wound in the back of the head.

Young James Gordon always feels that the tone of the riddle gentleman is a bit weird in this riddle.

But for a while, he couldn't tell what was wrong.

It's always a little strange.

He discovered that the young riddle gentleman was different from the riddler twenty years ago.

If the riddler of twenty years ago was wise but crazy.

Then this riddle gentleman gave him the feeling that he was indeed extremely calm, and sensible, as if everything were in his chest.

In comparison, the riddle gentleman is more difficult to deal with than the riddler.

In the best-selling book "The Riddler Legendary", several incidents where Batman defeated the Riddler are recorded.

In addition to Batman’s wisdom, Riddler has several failures, all because of Batman’s aggressiveness.

In anger, the weak spot was revealed.

The weakness of the riddler is obvious... he cannot despise his wisdom.

Although the riddler of twenty years ago was terrifying, he was also a routine opponent.

"Batman Legendary" also summarized a lot of experience dealing with riddlers.

But James Gordon Jr. discovered that the experience of dealing with riddlers cannot be applied to the "riddle gentleman" at all.

Jr. James Gordon glanced at his watch silently.

The time is...

【23:35】.

Wait!

Midnight is coming!

Sheriff Gordon, who frantically searched for the riddle gentleman in Gotham City, unconsciously spent so much time.

The dead fatty and the other two weird female criminals have been left behind by Sheriff Gordon at this moment.

Fake clown?

I don’t even care about it at all.

He is full of damn puzzles at the moment.

And the elegant but terrifying riddle gentleman.

"Time is running out."

Young James Gordon suddenly gritted his teeth and dialed a number on his cell phone.

Soon, the call was connected.

The other side of the phone is silent.

But James Gordon Jr. yelled--

"Dad!"

……

……

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[23:40]

The top floor of Wayne Building.

It's still that room.

The bathroom light is on.

The translucent glass reveals a beautiful back, and the flesh is hidden.

Bruce Wayne shook the red wine glass elegantly, with a face satisfied with the expensive red wine in the glass of Earth Grade.

The night is so beautiful, no matter how dangerous it is, there are always people who stay up at night with dark eyes.

But in fact, it is not very expensive.

It's just Lafite in 1869.

Hmm... In fact, the taste is just average.

It's just that Bruce couldn't find a better wine.

There is no other way but to do it.

Bruce Wayne decided to drink half of it and use the remaining half to rinse his mouth.

It must not be wasted.

At this moment, on the round bedside table, the phone vibrated silently.

Bruce Wayne has never used cell phone ringtones in his life, and they are all vibrating.

There is no special reason, I am used to it.

A bat pattern flashed by on the phone screen.

Bruce eyebrows slightly frowned.

He glanced back at the direction of the bathroom.

The girl inside is still humming, ahhhh, very sweet.

Bruce walked silently to the floor bed, overlooking the chaotic city of Gotham, and answered the phone.

"Old Partner."

Bruce couldn't help but smiled slightly when he got on the phone.

In Gotham, this number will be used to contact him, only that one person.

"Trouble? You know, I’ve been retired for a long time. Gotham now doesn’t need the masked Knight flying in the dark."

Bruce laughed to himself, By the way, made a joke.

"Wait, the puzzle? Is the riddler? Wait...what did you say? The riddle gentleman? Very young?"

Bruce Wayne's muddy eyes shimmered slightly rise.

"Interesting......"

......

......

"Damn it!"

Little James・Gordon hung up the phone with a gloomy expression.

"Sir, what's the matter?"

"It's the Appalo Expressway! That damn'Riddler Gentleman' is going to blow up the Appalo Expressway at 00:22!"

The surrounding Gotham police officers hearing this are all dumbfounded.

Although their IQs are not high, they are also involved in understanding the mystery with the mentality of "everyone picking firewood and flames are high".

"There is no time to explain! Go! Get in the car!"

Without a word, James Gordon, Jr., got into the police car, intending to slam the car himself.

"But sir, it takes at least one hour to get to the Aparo Expressway here, and we only have 40 minutes left from 00:22! If there is a traffic jam--"

" From here to the Appalo Highway, all traffic is prohibited! Immediately! Let everyone move!"

"But sir, speeding is a crime..."

"We are Killing criminals at the fastest speed! This is not called speeding!"

James Gordon Jr. kicked the accelerator to the end, the tachometer instantly reached 5,000 rpm, and the police car’s exhaust pipe spewed two columns of black smoke. , The police car rushed out while whistling.

Only then did other police officers react and drove to keep up.

James Gordon Jr. directly speeded up to 160 kilometers per hour.

This is not speeding.

Father's words still echoed in his mind when he was racing wildly.

He originally just wanted to give it a try, asking for help with the previous Gotham Sheriff...James Gordon.

That is the old Gordon.

He is also the current Mayor of Gotham City.

didn't expect a few minutes, he actually let his dad solve the puzzle.

My dad really deserves to be my dad!

When he knew the answer, James Gordon Jr. suddenly realized that the answer to the puzzle was so simple.

……

The first two sentences, [divide the world into two] and [the bell to midnight], actually refer to time.

Divide the 24 hours a day into two, starting from midnight, which is zero.

[Step to the first light of Gotham], it can be regarded as a supplementary reminder of the previous two sentences.

And the following [A god of half human half beast comes] actually refers to the "Capricorn" in the twelve constellations.

Because in the legend, "Capricorn" is a half human half beast with goat horns.

The corresponding date for Capricorn is December 22 to January 19.

Corresponding to the time is... after midnight, 00:22 to 01:19!

And the meaning of [I will twist off the horned head of the god] becomes clear.

The crime time indicated by the riddle gentleman is-00:22!

[second fireworks] alluding to the crime method that the riddle gentleman is about to use...explosion.

The same fate as the Gotham Police Department.

The last sentence is what makes James Gordon feel weird.

To describe "winter", the riddle gentleman used the word "Heavy", and in the final signature, the word "Hot" was used.

"Heavy" is mostly used to describe snow, but it is used by the riddle gentleman to describe winter. No wonder James Gordon Jr. finds this grammar a bit weird.

I feel that "Riddle Gentleman" is not good at English, Azi.

It turns out--

The riddle gentleman is not that English is bad, but something else!

Another meaning of "Heavy", it alludes to traffic jams.

The word "Hot", in addition to the meaning of "hot", is also often used to describe the "hot" body of a girl.

As for [Summer] and [Hot], people immediately think of a place!

That is... Miller Harbor Beach!

Combined with the whole sentence, it really refers to only one place, the most congested traffic flow through Miller Harbor Beach!

That is--

The Appalo Highway!

Why do you think so?

Because it is clearly written in the "Gotham City Travel Guide"-

"Oh! Summer is here! Welcome to Gotham City, with its simple folk customs! In Port Miller The beach, there are blue sky, white clouds, and hot bikini girls. The heart is not as good as the action, and the action is not as good as the bird. What are you waiting for! Yo yo Chek!"

That damn riddle gentleman absolutely Very familiar with the tourism industry in Gotham City, asshole!

It's not summer now!

Could that damn guy have been to Gotham City in the summer to step on it?

By the way, admired the hot bikini girls?

"But..."

The corner of James Gordon's mouth evokes a confident sneer. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com

The riddle gentleman underestimates his car skills.

40 minutes, enough for him to get to Port Miller!

He has seen the truth!

There is only one truth about the riddle --

The riddle gentleman will detonate the Appalo Highway in Miller Harbor at 00:22.

That is a viaduct!

charge charge charge!

James Gordon Jr. gallops like crazy.

Behind his police car, followed by a large number of convoys that are also speeding wildly.

grandiose!

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