I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Silence.

Continue to be silent.

Awkward silence--

"Well, I don't believe it."

Yi Lin stood up blankly, ready to leave.

"Don't-big brother!"

Li Changge seems to regard Yi Lin as the last straw, and grabbed Yi Lin's trousers tightly, not letting Yi live or die. Lin turned around and left.

Pan Xiaozheng yawned boredly.

"Are you a bit forgotten who you are?"

Yi Lin didn't know whether to cry or laugh, looking at Li Changge who was hanging on his lap.

"International superstar?"

Li Changge said weakly.

"I mean another identity."

"The world's first handsome?" Li Changge's tone was a little uncertain.

Yi Lin: "..."

"Ai, don't, don't, don't, don't go! Big guy! I know! I know so much! Ah!"

Li Changge saw that Yi Lin was inconsistent and would leave, and said quickly: "I know! I didn't forget! But so I just hit a ghost! I don't want to. ! I am so helpless too!"

"Don't you have the'Ghost Slaughter Technique'?"

Yi Lin thought for a while.

This is a skill they learned together in Ghost Mist Mountain.

――Although there is no use for eggs.

It is like an ancient story.

A pig killer suffering untold hardships learned the art of slaying dragons.

However, there are no dragons in the world.

This...it's miserable.

Yi Lin feels that the reason for the "Ghost Slaughter Technique" skill is that it’s because,

out of the trial of Ghost Slaughter Mountain, this skill can't improve the strength at all.

If it weren't for bringing an Apocalypse Knight module that can strengthen skills, "Ghost Slaughter Technique" would be tasteless for Yi Lin.

Thought of this.

Yi Lin smiled hehe again, and added: "This is not just right, the'Ghost Slaughter Technique' can finally be used."

Li Changge: "..."

This is so reasonable that Li Changge was speechless.

Under Li Changge's stalker, Yi Lin reluctantly sat down again.

This time Li Changge finally didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and straight to the point.

Cut into the topic.

Speaking.

"cough cough..." Li Changge coughed dryly, cleared his throat habitually, brewing emotions, and his expression gradually sad: "Actually, this is a long story..."

Yi Lin: "Then please make a long story short, I am very busy."

Yi Lin's remarks are not excuses.

Although it seems that Yi Lin did not have a major event after returning from a trip to Gotham City.

But whether it is to continue to study the "Bacchus factor" in the body.

or for "Future" continue to plan.

Or development motivation.

Or follow the progress of Mo Mengmeng's research.

No matter what it is, it is far better than sitting here and listening to Li Changge's nonsense.

――Because it is not important.

Li Changge is quite speechless.

But he seems to see that if he doesn't pick the key points anymore, Yi Lin and Pan Zhengyi are very likely to knock him to the ground with one punch, and then fly away.

In Li Changge's view, one of these two guys is not good looking and the other is nervous, but neither is good.

So.

Li Changge looked at Yi Lin and Pan Zhengyi, who were expressionless, renewing their emotions.

"That night... the night of September 7. I just returned from a movie in Haiting Film and Television City, oh yes, the movie is called "The Gambler, the Holy Gambling, the Emperor Gambling Through Time and Space" "The Great Dogfight" is expected to be released next year. If you want to see it, I will give you a special ticket for the premiere when the time comes!"

Li Changge glanced at Pan Zhengyi again: "Give you one too."

Yi Lin stood up silently.

Pan Xiaozheng clenched his fists silently.

"cough cough cough, next is the point! The point! The point!"

Yi Lin sat down again.

Pan Xiaozheng let go of his clenched fists.

Li Changge saw that the atmosphere was not right, and said quickly: "You know, usually, I definitely have a special car to pick you up, but that day, sister Lu was a little uncomfortable, and I didn’t bother to drive by myself. It was dark. It’s kind of cold and chilly."

"Plus, Shanghai Ting Film and Television City is not far from this villa, so I simply disguised myself that day and planned to walk back from the film and television city. Oh, yes, You should not understand that stars like me have too many fans. If they are recognized on the road, it will definitely be very troublesome."

Pan Xiaozheng suddenly said: "Wen Manni fans?"

It's pala pala.

Suddenly behind Li Changge burst out a special effect of blooming chrysanthemum flowers.

unfathomable mystery.

"Anyway, I was alone that night, walking silently on the path."

"The point is here." Li Changge seemed to think of something, slightly trembled all over his body: " When I came back that day, there was no one else around...because it was too late. At that moment, I suddenly felt as if someone was looking at me from behind..."

"The one staring at me from behind The look in my eyes makes me feel something called'murderous aura'-ah! Yes, Lao Pan, it's your look!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Li Changge paused for a while and continued: "I was the first reaction at the time. I might have encountered the paparazzi, so I didn't pay attention to it. Anyway, I have experience in this matter. So I took advantage of many years of experience to hide. ...But you guys don't know anything about it. The feeling that the line of sight gives me is getting closer, closer, closer, closer, suddenly——!!!"

Li Changge loudly shouted .

Pan Xiaozheng jumped directly onto the sofa, his face expressionless, and he stood straight, knowing when a metal baseball bat appeared in his hand.

"Say things, just say things, can you stop being as emotional as you read lines?"

Yi Lin twitched the corner of his eyes slightly, resisting the urge to fist. Then he opened two positions with Pan Xiaozheng without a trace.

To be precise, it was a two-position with "Harley Quinn's good friend".

Pan Xiaozheng realized that he had overreacted, and silently put away the metal baseball bat, and then sat down again.

But obviously, after Li Changge's frightened and flustered narrative, Pan Xiaozheng's eyes became more interesting.

It seems Interesting.

Li Changge continued: "Suddenly, I turned my head...there was no one behind."

Yi Lin nodded.

Common routines for thriller stories.

There is no surprise at all.

If there is something behind you, Li Changge would be gone.

Still need to ask for help here?

Seeing Lao Pan and Yi Lin, Li Changge's expressions didn't make any waves.

Can’t help being a little disappointed.

He didn't know that, in fact, Yi Lin and Lao Pan were a little disappointed in the ending of this ghost story.

Li Changge didn't dare to continue with pneumonia, and continued to tell the story of his supernatural.

"Although there was no one behind when I turned my head, I can be sure that that line of sight has never disappeared."

Yi Lin narrowed his eyes slightly.

Look behind Li Changge.

Li Changge was talking, noticing the look in Yi Lin's eyes, and turned his head back in fright.

Behind--

No one is there.

"Fuck, don't scare me."

"Hehe."

Yi Lin smiled and shook his head without explaining.

"Then I will go home."

Li Changge swallowed with difficulty: "My bedroom is on the second floor. Sister Lu also lives here, but she lives On the first floor..."

When Old Pan heard this, he suddenly became interested: "Oh Y?"

――The tone is the third tone.

"Cough cough, don't get me wrong... Forget it, it doesn't matter." As a star, Li Changge seems to have been accustomed to gossip and didn't intend to explain, so he continued to tell supernatural stories.

"I used to sleep alone that night. You know, Li Changge is very clean and self-conscious."

Yi Lin and Lao Pan were nodded at the same time.

means that you believe it.

"But the point is here--"

Li Changge suddenly showed a frightened expression: "I urinated in the middle of the night and wanted to get up. It feels like there is a person pressed against my quilt. Above, I can't move, I can't move at all!"

Tzzzzzzz ――

Suddenly.

The ceiling lights suddenly dimmed.

Suddenly bright and extinguished.

In the villa, the air conditioner is obviously not turned on, but the temperature seems to drop a few degrees abruptly.

A strange sound rang in everyone's ears at the same time.

It’s like somewhere in this empty villa, there is a person with that long nail, one, no, left, right, down, up, repeatedly Scratching the glass, the sound was extremely enchanting and harsh.

When the harsh sound of scraping glass sounded, all around was filled with a gloomy atmosphere, as if there was a kind of sad music lingering invisibly in every corner of the villa.

That song is like a poignant ghost, singing in the ear......

ahhhh......

slap--

Suddenly.

Yi Lin slapped the table with a slap.

His face was expressionless.

This sudden snap made Li Changge shivered all over his body and almost urinated.

Pan Zhengyi took out his "good friend" blankly again.

"Turn off your supposed... special effects."

Yi Lin just came back from a trip in Gotham City, and almost burst into a damn translation from his mouth.

"Uh... sorry, habit, hehe, habit, emotions come just like that."

Li Changge readjusted his emotions.

all around The weird "special effects" disappeared one after another.

The lighting is as usual.

The atmosphere is normal again.

"Ghost press?"

Yi Lin lowered his head and thought.

This seems to be a common stalk in the previous classical horror and mysterious suspense novels.

But looking at Li Changge's attitude, it doesn't seem to be a joke.

"Have you seen the so-called'ghost'?"

Li Changge was crying: "I'm afraid if I can't see it! If I can see it, wouldn't I be myself Kill? I, Li Changge, how can I say it, I am also a man who has experienced the Great Wushan Battle!" "September 7..." Yi Lin's expression was calm: "On that night?"

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"No."

Li Changge clasped his head in pain, his expression has several points of pale: "It's every night! Almost a week has passed so far! Wake up every night in the middle of the night Come, I really feel as if someone is pressing on my quilt! And, I can’t move at all!"

"And, not only in the villa, even if I live in a hotel, or sleep in the studio, as long as As soon as I go to sleep, that feeling wants to come to come! Unless... I don’t sleep."

Pan Xiaozheng twitched his lips, a bit boring: "Then it won’t be solved if I don’t sleep."

Li Changge was angry: "I am not you! People will die if they don't sleep! They will die, they will definitely die!"

"Oh--"

Pan Xiaozheng dragged a long ending, seeming to have a sudden realization.

Yi Lin continued to ask: "Do you think it is a male ghost or a female ghost?"

Li Changge lowered his head and thought for a moment, a little uncertain: "I feel like a female ghost... Huh? Wait! It's a ghost and a ghost, this is not the point at all, okay!"

Yi Lin hehe smiled: "Apart from being pressed, do you have any other discomforts?"

Li Changge hearing this startled: "It seems...no."

"Have symptoms of frequent urination, urgency, and poor urination?"

"It seems...no?"

"Can the apostle panel have a negative state?"

Li Changge carefully opened the apostle panel and took a look, then shook his head: "No."

"Be Will HP drop when I press it?"

Li Changge shook his head again.

"You said you feel like a female ghost, right?"

Li Changge was slightly startled, but still nodded and agreed.

Asked a round.

Yi Lin concluded: "This is not over. There are no negative effects, and it makes you feel like a female ghost. What are you dissatisfied with? Anyway, you are not at a loss. "

Li Changge hearing this ...... dumbfounded.

It makes sense.

He couldn't refute it for a while.

It doesn’t seem to be a bad thing to hear this?

Thinking about it this way, why inexplicably feel better.

Yi Lin glanced behind Li Changge, slightly smiled.

"Wait, how do I feel like you are cheating me?"

Logically speaking, there seems to be nothing wrong with Yi Lin's words.

But Li Changge always feels something is wrong.

-Weird.

dong dong dong.

Right now.

There was a knock on the door outside.

"Long Song, there is another Master who said he was entrusted by others to solve your...worries."

After Zhang Hanlu knocked on the door, there was another Master. The door said to Li Changge: "This Master didn't make an appointment before coming, but I don't think I can see you, so I should ask for your opinion."

Another Master?

Yi Lin has a strange expression.

Old Pan chuckled.

Li Changge's expression changed, his handsome face blushed, and he looked a bit sorry: "Uh, actually, because it can't be solved, I also quietly asked Sister Lu to find an'expert' in this area a while ago. , But those experts have been tossing for a round, and they didn’t make a name for themselves. They should be suppressed, they should come..."

Experts?

In this age of advanced technology, there are even experts in this area?

Yi Lin has several points of accident.

No matter in the previous life or this life, he has never had any contact with such people.

This time is a bit curious.

Li Changge originally wanted Zhang Hanlu to throw out the "Master" who volunteered.

After all, if it weren't for "Master" to be disappointed, he wouldn't place his hopes on Yi Lin.

After all, he didn't know a few apostles not long after he first entered the apostle circle.

Thinking about it, in desperation, Yi Lin, who left a deep impression on Li Changge in the ghost mist mountain, became Li Changge's last straw.

Just when Li Changge was about to let Zhang Hanlu out.

Yi Lin slightly smiled: "Let him come in and try it."

――Try not to get pregnant.

Okay.

Li Changge the past few days because of "hit the ghost" at this time feel ill at ease, he also pushed a lot of notices, and paid a lot of liquidated damages. At work...it was very leisurely.

A middle age person in a suit opens the door and enters.

Carrying a suitcase in his hand.

After Zhang Hanlu invited the "Master" in, she couldn't help but glanced inside, seeming a little curious.

But there were so many people, and Zhang Hanlu didn't ask much, so she went out.

Click.

——The door is locked again.

The middle age person in the suit has a goatee, smiling at the corners of his mouth, walking like wind, if you don’t look at the suit, it has several points of divine poise and sagelike features.

"My dear Zhang Dahai, the 98th generation of Dragon Tiger Mountain single pass dísciple, I have seen the long song brother."

Zhang Dahai bowed to Li Changge.

The 98th generation single pass of Dragon Tiger Mountain?

The legendary Heavenly Master Zhang lineage?

Li Changge glanced at Yi Lin, rather has several points of asking for help.

Yi Lin slightly smiled and didn't say anything.

"You--"

Li Changge straightened his face, and in front of other people, no matter what, he still has to be handsome and demeanor.

How else can you become an international superstar?

He was about to say "please sit down".

But didn't expect Zhang Dahai suddenly frowned, and pointed at Li Changge's eyebrows: "Brother Changge, your Yintang is black and there is evil in your eyebrows. It seems that you have provoke something terrible. Something!"

Li Changge: "!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Old Pan silently put away the baseball bat, Look at the lively expression.

"Master, please help me! Money is not a problem!"

When Li Changge heard it, there seemed to be a play.

Zhang Dahai stretched out two two fingers in his mouth, quickly weighed a few times, and then said with a smile: "It doesn't matter whether money is money or not. Long Song Brother, you just look at it and give it."

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"It must be!"

Without saying anything, Zhang Dahai asked Li Changge to take him to the bedroom to "work".

Yi Lin and Lao Pan are ready to keep up.

Zhang Dahai took a look at Yi Lin, frowned.

Li Changge is also a person who has been in the society, and he did not use the rhetoric that fooled Zhang Hanlu.

Otherwise, if the three words "Yi Master" are spoken out, it is very likely that Zhang Dahai hair stands up in anger, and a sentence: "trifling children dare to display one's slight skill in front of my Zhang Dahai before an expert!"

Next, omit the 10,000-character "pa pa pa" face-slapped dog-blood plot.

――Li Changge is not that stupid yet.

After fooling Zhang Dahai with the reason of "friends", Zhang Dahai took a close look at Yi Lin and Lao Pan.

Yi Lin slightly smiled, showing a smile that is harmless to humans and animals, Zhang Dahai's slightly frowned brows can be regarded as stretched out.

"Well, it's okay, wait for you two to do nothing, don't do anything bad."

So---

Zhang Dahai's expression is solemn, Follow behind Li Changge and come to Li Changge's room.

Li Changge's room is very spacious, with a large round bed full of sentiment.

"Oh Y?"

Old Pan raised his eyebrows.

Li Changge hurriedly coughed twice, then his expression became straight, and he did not pick up the mental disorder. He told Heavenly Master Zhang the details again.

This kind of profession is indeed hard to find in this era.

Even more obvious than the number of "apostle" as rare as phoenix feathers and unicorn horns.

"What a heavy baleful aura!"

As soon as Zhang Dahai stepped into the room, he was frowned immediately.

Li Changge was stunned. Is this a fool or is it really a bit of ability?

baleful aura?

He, a man "wrapped" by ghosts, didn't feel baleful aura. How did Zhang Dahai get it?

"Uh, Master, please do it."

Although Li Changge is not convinced.

But in a rather believable mentality, this guy can only believe it.

Anyway, even if you are deceived, it is nothing to Li Changge.

Step back ten thousand steps, what if it is really solved?

That would be perfect.

And Yi Lin also said that he can't help it.

Therefore, Li Changge can only give medicine to a dead horse.

He was really overwhelmed.

――I'm scared.

When Li Changge was struggling, Zhang Dahai didn't talk nonsense, and directly in front of everyone, he opened the box that he had been holding with his fingerprints.

This...it's pretty advanced.

Sure enough, no matter which industry you are in, you must keep up with the times.

Li Changge silently nodded and clicked a like by the way.

In Zhang Dahai's case, there are many seemingly complicated instruments.

There is also a metal dagger with many small characters engraved on it.

"hmph, in front of my Zhang Dahai, no ghosts can hide!"

Zhang Dahai was confident between his brows and took out a handheld instrument from the box.

There is a pointer at the top of the instrument.

After Zhang Dahai turned on the instrument, the indicator light of the instrument was still flashing, and the sound of "di, di, di" was heard.

"en?"

Yi Lin suddenly noticed that the light in this room seemed to be darker.

Not only Yi Lin, but Lao Pan and Li Changge have noticed this.

Old Pan looked at Li Changge silently.

Li Changge lip-synched very wrongly---

This is not my special effect!

Suddenly.

Just when Yi Lin, Li Changge, and Lao Pan were eyeing.

The weird instrument in Zhang Dahai's hand made a frantic "dididi" sound like a urge to get in a car.

Zhang Dahai was stunned.

He could have secretly pressed a button to create this nervous atmosphere.

But--

He, he, he hasn't pressed it down at all!