I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Follow the indicating instrument in Master Zhang's hand beeping crazy.

Zhang Dahai face instantly changes white.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wouldn't you really encounter any "unclean" stuff, right?

Although he is indeed the 98th generation single pass dísciple of Dragon Tiger Mountain.

But these 98 generations have been passed down, and the truly useful things have long been lost and passed down bits and pieces.

He has more than 80% of his cheats, and he fills in his own brain and information on the Internet.

Besides--

Where is the ghost in this world?

According to scientific statistics, the so-called ghost is just a kind of weird magnetic field, but wherever "spiritual" appears, it is very likely that the magnetic field is different from ordinary places, so all kinds of weird things happen. .

Believe in science!

Therefore, Heavenly Master Zhang relied on that one-pointed pedagogical, eight-point self-study, but also solved a lot of strange things in the industry.

The remaining point is...acting.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting!

The performance is realistic, coupled with adequate preparation and high-end props, naturally some people believe it.

But there seems to be something wrong with the script today.

No--

It's completely wrong!

He hasn't pressed the didi di button at all, damn it!

Heavenly Master Zhang has silently yelled hundreds of words in his heart.

He even quietly pressed another button countless times.

――It was originally the button that was pressed when it was finished.

Suddenly.

Zhang Dahai felt something as if it was pouring out of his nose, ears, and eyes.

Hot,

sticky, thick.

Wait, it seems a bit sweet.

Why is it sweet?

Heavenly Master Zhang took a bite.

It turned out to be... blood!

pu!

Heavenly Master Zhang opened his mouth and spouted a column of blood!

"Fuck!"

This is Li Changge's voice.

"Huh?"

This is Old Pan's voice, which seems to have a hint of joy.

"?"

Yi Lin slowly played a question mark.

咻――

咚, 咚, 咚―――

Zhang Dahai was in full view, Seven Orifices bleeds, and fell backwards. , Bounced on the floor twice, completely silent.

I don't know what he found, his expression is terrified.

"I, I, I, I..."

Seeing this scene, Li Changge didn't know how strange things were?

This immediately scared him into smoke, and sat down on the ground.

A "cemetery" special effect suddenly appeared behind Li Changge!

Boundless tombstone, ah, endless.

In the ears of Yi Lin and Lao Pan, there was a burst of joyous suona at the same time.

Huh?

It doesn't seem right to say happy.

Yi Lin remembered that this seemed to be a farewell song played at old funerals.

"Turn off your special effects first."

Yi Lin frowned and checked Zhang Dahai's situation.

"I'm special... I really want to turn it off!"

Li Changge was crying, but his 50 cents special effects are passive skills and cannot be released actively. The mood is in place and the special effects are rolling in!

Can't switch on and off, in and out.

Old Pan asked: "Dead?"

"Not yet."

Yi Lin probed the carotid artery, and there was a pulsation.

This Seven Orifices is bleeding and looks a bit miserable, but it's still alive anyway.

A few minutes have passed.

Li Changge closed his eyes, finally suppressing the panic in his heart.

The surrounding special effects gradually disappeared.

But when he saw Zhang Dahai's bloody tragic face, he immediately exploded a special effect of "Grave Head" behind him.

Old Pan narrowed his eyes.

Yo.

"The Tomb of Li Changge" is also written on the tomb.

It seems that Li Changge has even thought about his own death effects.

No wonder the special effects are so realistic.

Ten minutes later.

The ambulance arrived at the scene of a large-scale miserable sale and carried away the bleeding Heavenly Master Zhang, who had passed out of Seven Orifices.

Even, because of the strange expression and symptoms of Heavenly Master Zhang, the medical staff on board couldn't help but report to a police officer.

Zhang Hanlu's face has been dark, and he is busy with smoke.

Because of Li Changge's special status and a certain degree of public influence, after the police obtained the evidence, they did not find any weirdness, nor did they take Li Changge and the others.

Of course, further investigation results need to wait for Zhang Dahai to wake up or wait for Zhang Dahai's blood test report to come out.

After all, although Zhang Dahai passed out, he is not dead after all, so it is not a homicide.

After dealing with a bunch of messy things, it is already after dusk.

The sky is getting dark.

Zhang Hanlu looked like she wanted to stop talking, and she didn't know whether to ask some questions or not.

But Li Changge's expression is extremely calm, calm and calm, waving his hand, let Zhang Hanlu sleep peacefully, don't worry.

Just when Zhang Hanlu left--

"Big guy! Save me--"

Li Changge hugged Yi Lin's thigh tightly again.

Who said that just being crushed will not die?

Who said that?

Who said that?

Who dares to say that?

Then Zhang Dahai lost half his life?

He is still innocent!

Li Changge is the one who was crushed by ghosts!

as everyone knows, every injustice has its perpetrator, even Zhang Dahai, who accidentally touched the side, bleeds and lost half his life. Li Changge, the "righteous lord", is not going to ascend to heaven on the spot ?

"Save me, save me, save me!"

"Don't make a noise."

Yi Lin closed his eyes.

At this time.

Li Changge looked at Old Pan pitifully: "Wait, I remember you seem to know the'Profound Truth' to kill ghosts?"

Obviously a LeVeL higher, maybe it will be useful?

Yi Lin opened his eyes.

slightly smiled.

When he saw Li Changge's face, he understood Li Changge's thoughts.

Of course, Yi Lin is not sure whether Lao Pan's "Profound Truth" is useful for this situation.

But--

"He is abolished."

Yi Lin did not explain much about Lao Pan's current situation.

Three words.

Concise and concise.

It's just useless.

Pan Xiaozheng is currently incompetent except for being able to open the storage space. It is just a mobile warehouse in an apostle.

"humph."

Old Pan is unhappy.

Turned his head away, expressionless.

Li Changge: "?"

Yi Lin thought for a moment, his expression calm.

Li Changge listened to Yi Lin saying that Pan Zhengyi seemed to be abolished, so he didn't kill him and looked at Yi Lin baffledly.

Long time.

Yi Lin finally spoke.

"Eat first."

"Fuck?"

……

Li Changge is rich.

Very rich.

Yi Lin directly ordered a very expensive takeaway.

One meal is usually dozens of meals.

After eating and drinking, Yi Lin hiccups, and old Pan picks his teeth silently.

Li Changge looked down at the time.

22:00.

If before today, Li Changge the past few days would have gradually become accustomed to the taste of being "squeezed".

But after seeing Zhang Dahai's tragic situation...

Li Changge will not go to sleep if he says anything tonight.

What if I get crushed?

Wait online--

Urgent!

"Actually, I already have nodded threads."

Yi Lin did not continue to sell Guanzi.

As the saying goes, the problem that should be solved is still to be solved.

It's just--

Yi Lin is currently not sure whether he can solve Li Changge's weird incident.

Actually tell the truth.

This time is indeed Yi Lin's internal affair.

After all, he also accepted the identity of the "special group" not long ago. What happened to Li Changge was indeed an "abnormal".

In the end, if Yi Lin cannot solve it, Zhao Yulong may have to send someone to take over.

By then, it will be a little embarrassing.

When Li Changge heard it, his eyes lit up.

Yi Lin actually discovered an abnormality in Li Changge's body earlier.

Although it is not visible on the surface, when Yi Lin spreads the "perception", he feels that there is something "something" behind Li Changge.

It's just that even Yi Lin's "mind power tentacle" cannot detect the "abnormality" behind Li Changge.

Invisible?

No, it is closer to a kind of "nothingness."

It's a bit like...spirit.

Of course, the spirit mentioned here is not the same kind of existence as the "ghost" mentioned by Li Changge.

"hehe."

After Yi Lin locked the door, there were only three people left in Li Changge's room.

Three apostle.

Oh no, it should be said that it is two and a half.

Lao Pan's current state can only be considered half at best.

"Boss! Please don't tease me anymore! Hurry up and get rid of this horrible thing, I am so scared to death."

"Right, you Cover your mouth first. Yes, cover it to death."

"?"

Li Changge looked dumbfounded, but seeing that Yi Lin doesn't seem to be joking, he obediently She covered her mouth.

――Cut death.

After Yi Lin confirmed that no one was peeping around, he took out Blood Jasmine from the storage space.

After all, Li Changge and Yi Lin have experienced the same ghost fog mountain copy. When Blood Jasmine appeared, Li Changge did not feel too surprised.

It's just--

The only thing he finds a little strange is, why does this knife look different?

Suddenly.

A white shadow appeared in front of Li Changge's eyes.

It seems a bit familiar.

"Hehe, it turned out to be you, the ghost hunter with a swollen face."

After Bai Xiaoyi appeared, he all around looked around and smiled hehe to Li Changge said hello.

Li Changge was stunned for an instant.

Completely stunned.

The eyelids twitched frantically.

"wū wū wū wū woo——"

Fortunately, Yi Lin had long expected Li Changge’s reaction after seeing Bai Xiaoyi. After all, when Bai Xiaoyi was in Guiwu Mountain, Bai However, Xiaoyi turned Li Changge into a pig head over and over again.

It is estimated that it has also left a psychological shadow.

If Li Changge hadn't covered his mouth beforehand, this scream would have resounded through the sky, and maybe it would have attracted the police.

……

After Yi Lin summoned Bai Xiaoyi from "Zhaoling".

I immediately shared my vision with Bai Xiaoyi.

The "thing" behind Li Changge is obviously an existence that cannot be observed by human naked eye.

Even Yi Lin's "perception" can only be vaguely aware of something, but in fact, it is more of a feeling, Yi Lin can't distinguish clearly, what is that? Kind of existence.

At that time, Yi Lin had a guess.

Yi Lin "re" opened his eyes.

From the perspective of Bai Xiaoyi.

The world seen in spiritual eyes is different from human beings.

"!"

In an instant.

Yi Lin eyes slightly shrink.

Behind Li Changge, a woman with long hair, wearing a pure white dress, floats in the air like a ghost.

In an instant, the "woman" seemed to feel the gaze from Yi Lin, which actually lifts the head. After that long black hair, a pair of eyes without white eyes, black like ink Generally, I looked at Yi Lin.

Hiss——

At the moment when he stared at the strange pupils, Yi Lin's eyebrows suddenly pierced and pierced him, which turned him directly out of Bai Xiaoyi's "field of vision". "Boom out.

Because of a momentary trance, Bai Xiaoyi could not continue to maintain Spirit Physique and disappeared from the room.

"Call--"

The whole process started with Yi Lin and Bai Xiaoyi sharing their vision, but it was only ten seconds.

Yi Lin did not try any more.

In fact, he has a general idea.

And when Bai Xiaoyi disappeared, Li Changge's horrified expression finally calmed down.

The scream of wu wu wu also stopped.

Lao Pan has been with Yi Lin for a while, and has already witnessed Yi Lin summoning Bai Xiaoyi out to toss and toss after nothing happened, but he did not show any abnormality.

After the shock.

Li Changge had an undecided expression, cold sweat all over his body: "Gang, Gang, I seemed to hell again just now?"

――It's the female ghost of Ghost Wushan Mountain. .

Yi Lin rubbed his eyebrows, but there was still some tingling.

Although it was just a surprise.

But it is enough for Yi Lin to confirm the speculation in his heart.

"The Spirit of No Master".

This is the true face of the "thing" behind Li Changge.

Of course, this masterless spirit is not the ghosts described in the horror ghost novels.

The essence of the spirit of no master, like Bai Xiaoyi and Nie Hongxiu under Yi Lin, comes from the inner world-the spirit.

Yi Lin patted Li Changge's shoulder.

Li Changge: "?"

"I have to say, your instinct is quite accurate."

Li Changge: "??"

――It's really a female ghost.

This is indeed a bit tricky.

Before his rebirth, Yi Lin had indeed heard of the existence of the "Blessed Spirit".

But I haven't seen it with my own eyes, let alone encountered it.

First of all, the source of the spirit, of course, comes from the spirit weapon. There is no doubt about this.

After using a spirit-attached weapon with a spirit card, the weapon can have the ability to "call spirits".

Spiritual weapons are extremely rare. According to incomplete statistics, the apostle possessing spiritual weapons does not exceed 5%.

Of course, there must be some water in this incomplete statistics. After all, there are a lot of apostles who have not revealed their cards.

But--

Generally speaking, spirit weapons are definitely rare.

The extremely difficult conditions in Yi Lin's conjecture are enough to make more than 90% of the apostle look forward to sigh, and can only be enviously and anonymously envious.

And when an apostle falls in the inner world, the enchanted weapon will also disappear, completely annihilated.

But apostle fell, there is actually another situation.

――Dead in the real world.

The power of the "tower" seems to be omnipotent in the inner world, but in the real world, it seems that there are many limitations.

When Yi Lin attached a spirit to Blood Jasmine, he received a friendly reminder from the "tower"--

The spirit weapon has the probability of the backlash host, please pay attention to the "spirit" "Friendly.

And it was prompted three times.

Explain that this is extremely important.

When apostle dies in the real world, the spirit weapon will not disappear with the death of apostle, instead it becomes another existence.

This is the "thing" that presses on Li Changge.

This is also the origin of "the spirit of no master".

The apostle that originally had a spirit weapon is already rare, let alone the apostle that fell in the real world with a spirit weapon.

Li Changge, it's good. I actually encountered this kind of thing. I don't know if it was good luck... or bad luck.

In fact, when sharing vision with Bai Xiaoyi just now, Yi Lin can send a Disaster Spreader to that "no master".

But apart from being refreshing... there is no other use for eggs.

After all, what gives Yi Lin a headache is that now he does not seem to have the means to completely eliminate the "spirit".

Zhang Dahai next door just used a scientific method to annoy the mother spirit. In an instant, Seven Orifices bled, walked out of the villa, and lay down in the hospital. He has not yet woken up.

If it comes to send a "Disaster Spreader"...

Yi Lin may not be okay.

But Li Changge is hard to say.

Died in situ...... also is not that absolutely does not have possible.

Once the "Masterless Spirit" is provoked and ran away completely, what madness will be done, Yi Lin is not easy to say.

But nothing more than--

Hanging to death.

Lie down and die.

Die sideways.

Separated to die.

Leaving blood to die.

Li Changge will probably end up like this.

"Is this the benefit of high charm value?"

Yi Lin silently made another speculation.

Li Changge is still confused.

I was thinking about what Yi Lin said "intuition is accurate".

Yi Lin considers it for a moment.

I decided not to say that Li Changge really had a mother spirit on his body for the time being.

It's not good if things go in weird directions.

It's not early.

Yi Lin looked at the time: "Okay, go to bed first, I'll talk about it tomorrow."

"Fuck?" Li Changge was shocked when he heard it. He also blasted a few grave heads with special effects: "Tomorrow? I dare to sleep tonight?"

"Don't worry, if I guess right, what do you have tonight It shouldn't be? Matter."

"What if I die? What about my fans?"

Li Changge almost cried.

What if?

Yi Lin was silent for a moment.

Then patted Li Changge's shoulder: "Go with peace of mind."

"……"

……

The next day.

Li Changge.

―The people are still there.

Yi Lin slept in the mansion villa of Li Changge, refreshed.

When Li Changge wore two dark circles, his expression was similar to Lao Pan has several points of, like two time management masters.

After eating breakfast, Yi Lin finally told the restless Li Changge about his plan.

"I probably know what is going on when pressing you..., think about it carefully, have you been to any special place on September 7th, or have come into contact with anything special? People?"

After speaking, Yi Lin silently glanced at Li Changge's back.

Since knowing that Li Changge is behind a "female" spirit, Yi Lin can't say anything bad.

"That stuff".

"That thing".

"That ghost".

――and so on.

After all, as everyone knows, a creature like a woman, whether it is a human or a ghost, seems to have a little bit of grudges.

Use your words carefully and be safe.

Li Changge did not dare to fall asleep all night, and now he wakes up early in the morning and sees that Yi Lin is finally willing to "seriously" solve the haunted incident for him, so moved that he hugs Yi Lin's thigh and weeping bitter tears, and swears Hold Yi Lin's thighs tightly, and never give up for life.

After being moved, the matter was of great importance. Li Changge didn't dare to make a joke about it, so he remembered every bit of the day on September 7 very seriously.

"I remember that day--"

"I participated in a fan meeting signing event in the morning. It was officially arranged, saying that it must be in order to create a new movie... …"

"Oh, it's the "Gambling Man Gambling Saint Gambler Gambling Emperor Gambling Through Time and Space"..."

Yi Lin: "..."