I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

The little video, Oral has already watched it over and over again.

Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu have eyebrows, and they look different.

All seem to have no interest in fresh and hot little videos.

Besides.

For Li Erpang, with Yi Lin, he didn't bother to do things like using his brain to waste fat.

Fat is precious.

Yi Lin took the phone from Oralle.

Through a certain channel, Oulele intercepted the surveillance system of the whole city, so this video file in his mobile phone is the only one.

The small video started playing in Yi Lin's hands.

Soon after the red fox was slapped flying by Li Erpang, the red fox was lying on the ground and vomiting blood.

"Huh?"

Yi Lin suddenly lightly exclaimed.

"What's the matter?"

When Li Erpang heard Yi Lin's tone, he leaned forward curiously.

Yi Lin hehe smiled and glanced at Li Erpang: "I didn't look carefully before. It turns out that you took the red fox's chest--"

Li Erpang: "..."

Oulele: "..."

Li Erpang suddenly felt chilly behind him.

It looks like a knife is scratching the fat behind.

No, it seems to be more painful than the sensation of a knife.

Li Erpang turned his head slowly.

It happened to meet Su Xiaosu's expressionless face.

And the thoughtful look in his eyes.

Li Erpang shrank his neck in fright, revealing a holy expression like a Buddha: "The nickname of Li Erpang is my nickname, magnificent army with thousands of men and horses. Divided into men and women, it doesn't matter what the breasts are! It doesn't matter!" Su Xiaosu hearing this,

silently lowered his head.

Ou Lele suddenly said: "How does it feel?"

"Hey~ It's okay!" Li Erpang's eyebrows were subconsciously grinned, his face wretched.

Pop.

Su Xiaosu's ground next to him suddenly had a shallow fist mark.

Classmate Li Erpang: "..."

When Li Erpang played treasures, Yi Lin had already kept watching the video without saying a word.

There is no fast forward.

Anyway, I'm free now, Yi Lin doesn't want to miss any shots, so as not to miss any important information.

Shortly after the red fox was slapped on the chest by Er Fatty classmates.

A woman in high heels squeezed into the crowd.

Then it seemed to say something.

And left a box.

The angle of the monitoring device only showed the woman approaching the red fox from a side view, and there was no frontal close-up shot.

――This is a bit regretful.

Yi Lin continues to look down.

The red fox rummaged in the box for a while, found some medicine in the box, and gobbled it down.

A few more minutes.

The red fox seems to be waiting for HP to recover, or is recovering spirit energy value.

In short, during this period, the red fox did not leave the place.

Suddenly, in the video, the box on the ground suddenly emits a dazzling red light.

And then...

There is no more.

The angle of the surveillance equipment was completely obscured by a burst of flames.

"Ah--"

When he saw this, Li Erpang suddenly screamed.

Yi Lin: "?"

Su Xiaosu: "?"

Oulele: " ?? "

Li Er Fat saw the few people present who looked at him for an instant, they lowered their heads and said with a smile: "Fat, I worked hard all night and I was a little hungry. I want to order a takeaway. I invite you, whoever wants to eat. ?"

A few people fell silent for a moment.

The atmosphere is a bit awkward.

"Uh...if you don't want to..."

Oralle immediately raised his hand: "Three balls of ice cream, the kind with chocolate."

Yi Lin: "A hamburger, just a normal single layer."

Li Er is angry: "Fuck! I'm nothing serious, you are really welcome, right!"

Yi Lin silently lowered his head to study the small video.

Oral raised the tip of his nose and whistled when he didn't hear it.

Li Erpang was a little depressed. After thinking about it, although the relationship with Brother Su was a bit awkward, after all, Brother Su gave him the key props to restore his fatty figure, and he couldn't ignore Brother Su.

So Li Erpang asked in a low voice: "Sister Su, what do you want to eat?"

Su Xiaosu thought for a moment.

Turning his head, he whispered: "I, I lose weight."

Li Erpang: "..."

Brother Su! You, a devil with a body fat rate of less than 3%, still need to lose weight?

Of course, classmate Li Erpang absolutely dare not say this.

――You may be killed.

So Li Erpang quietly ordered a takeaway.

At this time, Yi Lin has completed three brushes of the small video.

The third time is fast-forwarded, and only the most critical part is seen.

After Yi Lin returned the phone to Oral, he closed his eyes and thought carefully.

From the beginning of Li Changge's supernatural incident, I pondered the cause and course of this series of incidents.

Connect all events in my mind bit by bit.

"Ding! Your takeaway has been delivered."

An AI synthesizer has brought Yi Lin back to reality from his thoughts.

After a chubby AI robot delivered the food to Li Erpang, he quietly left.

――Very dedicated.

Artificial intelligence is indeed a good friend of mankind.

Sucking.

ka ka.

puchi puchi.

For a while, everyone was struggling and no one spoke.

"You have to express your opinion!"

Classmate Li Erpang was a bait all night, and finally couldn't help expressing his opinion.

Yi Lin hehe smiled: "What opinion do you want to hear."

"Fuck? Of course it is your plan! Lao Tzu was a fat rabbit for one night, no matter the plan is successful If you don’t succeed, you have to set a number! Don’t forget, today is the second night, time is running out!"

"Actually—"

Yi Lin finished eating the burger, wiped his mouth, and continued: "Except for Oral, all three of us took the task."

"This forced reality task, on the surface, In fact, there are two ways to complete."

"First, needless to say, naturally find Zhang Huichun, and then kill, everyone is happy."

Li Erpang nodded, this paragraph is nonsense. , But Yi Lin started to scratch the matter from the beginning, and Li Erpang did not interrupt.

"As for the second...hehe." Yi Lin laughed: "In fact, it's not a way to complete the task, but it is a simpler way. I think... you should have thought about this way. "

Li two fat in front of one's eyes eyes slightly shrink.

but did not speak.

"That is, find out other apostles in Haiting City, and then kill them."

Snap.

The ice cream balls in Oral's hands changed from three balls to double balls.

One of the balls is on the ground.

――Scared.

"Can it still happen?"

Li Erpang remains silent.

In fact, in the fight with the zoo team just now, if it were not for the lack of opportunity and worries, he would have been a killer.

After all, he still hides "Burn it! Fat!" This big trick was not released.

He believes that as long as he cooperates with Su Xiaosu, it is not difficult for him to ascend to the sky by the two forces that are not moving fast.

It’s just that, once someone is killed in full view...

Plus Li Erpang’s special identity.

"Ai, I want to be a good person."

Li Er is sighed.

The ghost knew how itchy his hands were just now.

"Wait! Su, Su, Sister Su, you didn't kill the azure snake just now?"

Su Xiaosu lifts the head and shook his head slowly.

"No."

His voice is sweet.

It sounds nice.

Sounds good...a ghost!

Li Erpang couldn't help but feel that this kind of person is extremely horrible.

Li Erpang first showed a regretful expression, but after thinking about it, it was right. Su Xiaosu did not pretend to be disguised. Besides, it was difficult for her to pretend to be unrecognizable.

It is okay to kill the azure snake. If the azure snake is really killed by countless people who eat melons, it will be difficult for Su Xiaosu in the real world.

After all, Li Erpang also deeply realized the power of public opinion at this time.

The enthusiasm on the BBS in Haiting City has still not subsided.

Li Erpang looked at Yi Lin again: "You haven't been hiding by the side? You can quietly kill the one hiding on the top of the building, why didn't you take advantage of it?"

"Next?"

Oulale looked at PIA on the ground with pity as a pile of ice cream balls. When he heard these words, he couldn't help staring at Yi Lin blankly: " You... didn't tell this fatty that you have been on the Goddess Tower?"

Li Erpang instantly looked confused: "???"

Yi Lin returned to Oulele A tacit look in the eyes.

Oral closed his mouth instantly.

――Continue to lick the ball.

"It's not important."

"It's not important, your sister! What about the response in the vicinity? I really think you are in the vicinity, you are actually in the vicinity The top of Goddess Tower in the Central Pearl District? Are you kidding me? Wait..." Er fat classmate suddenly felt something wrong: "You are so far away, how did you kill the sniper?"

"When did I tell you that I killed him?"

"Didn't you say he was gone? And he fell into a pickled cucumber!"

"I just said The others are gone, but I didn't tell you that I let him go?"

Yi Lin looked calm, and opened the Haiting City BBS by the way and handed it to Fatty.

In the Haiting City BBS, in addition to the active deeds about Fat Rabbit and the others, there is also a post that is quite popular.

[An astronomical hobbyist who watched the stars at night accidentally discovered the truth about suicide by falling from a building in Pudong District! ]

There is a video in it magically.

Li Erpang was stunned for a while, as it should be by rights curiously opened the video.

The video is a bit blurry.

It seems that the shooting location is a bit far away.

Fortunately, the video pixels are unusually high-definition.

A silhouette danced happily on the top floor of the building, then danced, turned around, and "stumbled" and fell downstairs, becoming a lump of paint on the floor of Pudong District.

Li Erpang: "???"

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[I think, to tell us the real story is, do not dance on the rooftop there is no fence. ]

[Wait, don’t anyone complain why they dance and jump downstairs? ]

[None of you is right, do I think it’s weird to watch astrology at night to make a video? ]

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That's right!

Li Erpang suddenly realized!

It’s weird to watch the stars at night and shoot videos!

What kind of star is it that can be transformed into a "little video.avi"?

"Anyway." Yi Lin silently retrieved the phone from Li Erpang, and changed the subject without a trace: "The decoy plan was very successful. At least, it made me understand a few things."

Li Erpang suddenly forgot about other things and listened carefully.

Yi Lin slightly smiled: "First, although I haven’t had time to ask Zhao Yulong to send the video of Zhang Huichun’s first appearance in the hospital, the woman who is close to the'red fox' should be The goal of this mission...Zhang Huichun."

"Second, although the reason is not known for the time being, Zhang Huichun should also have a mission on him, which is a bit similar to our mission. If our mission is to kill Zhang Huichun, then Zhang Huichun’s task is... to kill us."

"For the same time limit, kill us in Haiting City."

Listen to Li Erpang Here, the mentality exploded slightly.

"So, in the apostle forum, the person who posted a post about a weapon without an owner in Haiting City should be Zhang Huichun himself."

"Purpose Obviously, she should not be able to find more apostles in the first and a half, so she planned to use the most stupid method to attract more apostles to this place."

Li Erpang whispered One sentence: "It is indeed a stupid method..."

Yi Lin said with a smile: "But in fact, there are also many apostles coming here, don’t they? If this forced reality task doesn’t appear suddenly, even It’s a trip to Haiting City. It didn’t matter at all."

"Human beings will die for riches, birds die in pursuit of food, even more how, every inner world trial is unpredictable." apostle? As long as you can increase your strength, just give a little bit of lure enough lure, there will naturally be countless apostle flocking."

Olele raised his hand.

Yi Lin: "Say."

Ou Lele thought for a while: "Then who was the man carrying the box on the train on the C13 train incident yesterday? I believe I didn’t read it wrong at the time, male and female...I can still tell the difference."

Li Erpang couldn’t help curl one's lip: "Youth, you don’t know what it is. Woman!"

Oulele: "..."

Yi Lin's expression condensed: "I'm also a bit strange about this, it may happen in this incident. Other incidents may have other special reasons. After all, no one has seen the true face of the'unowned spirit weapon'. As long as there is a slight indication, naturally someone can't help but take it."

"Coincidence ?" Ole Le lowered his head.

Li Erpang understood now: "Fuck! That's why you let me carry an empty suitcase of the same style?"

"Otherwise, how can you be a bait?"

"..."

Oralle raised his hand again.

She is really a good student.

Yi Lin's eyes indicate that Oral can ask questions.

"Then we, oh no, what are you going to do?" Orle said with his fingers, "Are there any other actions tonight? If you still can't find one tonight If you rejuvenate, tomorrow night you will..."

Oulele actually did a neck wipe.

Li Er is angry.

Can you, a little child, not make this kind of action so vivid?

Yi Lin checked the time.

The location where they are located is relatively sparsely populated.

But you can also faintly hear the sound of police sirens and ambulances rippling from the bustling area of ​​Pudong District.

Yi Lin shrugged helplessly: "What else can I do? Wait."

Li Erpang was slightly taken aback: "Wait? How to wait? Do you have to wait?"

Fatty is actually a little anxious in my heart.

The feasibility of the Yi Lin second method is even being calculated.

After all, he hasn't encountered such a mess in the real world.

The mentality is a bit collapsed.

Yi Lin is indeed a little helpless.

Tonight, his original plan was that after Zhang Huichun was introduced, he might do something against Li Erpang, but what Yi Lin also did not expect was that Su Xiaosu would pass the BBS hot post at this juncture. I found Erfaan classmate dressed in disguise.

Perhaps because Su Xiaosu and Li Erpang stood together, the oppression was too strong, or maybe it was other concerns. After Zhang Huichun appeared, he only blew up the red fox and did not continue to confront Li Erpang. Start with Su Xiaosu.

It can be seen from this that Zhang Huichun is far more cautious than Yi Lin imagined.

Lao Yin beeps one.

――The authentication is complete.

Yi Lin is not a god either. Impossible is everything.

"However, don’t forget. If I didn’t speculate wrong, the time limit should be the same for'us' and Zhang Huichun. Otherwise, she has been hiding for so long, neither I will risk exposure and choose to take action against the red fox at that time."

"Wait, that breast...ahhh, is that woman dead?"

" How did I know?" Yi Lin was speechless: "Even if the police can find the body afterwards, it might not be recognized by the explosion. And we don't know who the red fox is."

Yi Lin is also worried. Yes, according to Yi Lin's speculation, Zhang Huichun's old yin-beep character, it is very likely that someone has deliberately drawn her out of the series of events tonight.

If you follow tonight’s plan later, it is estimated that there will be no good results.

Unless... Zhang Huichun couldn't help it.

Yi Lin suddenly laughed when he thought of this.

The enemy is in the dark.

But he is also in secret.

Next, it's up to see who is more uncomfortable.

I only hope that the other apostles in Haiting City can be a little bit stronger, and not too easy to be found and killed by Zhang Huichun.

The plan tonight did not receive the best results.

Li Erpang's expression is a little depressed.

Oulele is a matter of no concern to oneself.

Su Xiaosu took advantage of Li Erpang's carelessness, and moved quietly to Li Erpang's side.

Right now.

Yi Lin received the vibrating prompt "Voice call connection -" again.

Open the apostle communication panel and take a look.

Oh, sure enough.

It is Zhao Yulong.

Yi Lin thought for a few seconds, but still connected to Zhao Yulong's voice call.

After the voice call was connected, Zhao Yulong grinned, "You brat is crazy? How can this thing in Haiting City be like this? I'm special You shouldn’t put Oral’s brat on your side!"

"You are really a heifer to the South Pole..."

"It’s so awesome! ?"

Yi Lin slowly played a question mark.

"?"

"Don't put garlic on Lao Tzu, you said, did you fix the matter in Haiting tonight?"

"Oh , So you know." Yi Lin's tone was very calm.

"Nonsense! The stupid son of the Z5 Council Li Family was turned into an internet celebrity by you, I don't know?"

Oh, it turned out to be because of this.

Yi Lin glanced at Little Fatty.

Li Erpang can be recognized by his family wearing a headgear, maybe this is love.

Zhao Yulong seems to just complain.

It doesn't seem to really mean to blame Yi Lin.

After all, Yi Lin’s plan tonight was perfectly concealed by Yi Lin with "acting". Even if someone is a little bit confused, let Oral operate the data a little bit. After this, there will be new ones. When the heat comes up, this matter will naturally be forgotten by the masses.

As long as Zhang Huichun can be resolved, this matter will not create too much "anomalies" for the real world.

After nagging for a while, Zhao Yulong finally brought up the matter: "Where is Zhang Huichun? Is he dead?"

Yi Lin thought for a while.

I didn't conceal it either, and told Zhao Yulong most of the information I knew so far.

"It turned out to be like this?"

After Zhao Yulong shared Yi Lin's information, he pondered for a moment, and then seriously said: "Zhang Huichun left a lot of mess before, now There is a serious shortage of manpower in the team. When the'abnormal' here is dealt with, I may arrive in Haiting City by tomorrow at the latest."

"You and that brat must be steady, don Create too big an'abnormal event'."

Yi Lin hehe smiled.

"Also, this time... the team leader may also come, you... hehe, be careful yourself." Zhao Yulong's painting style changed suddenly and hehe lowly laughed again.

"?"

Mo Rendi?

Mo Rendi comes here, what's up with me?

"cough cough, in short, don't make trouble anymore. People like us should never be exposed to the sun, even more how we are related to the'tower'... if there is Those who don't have eyesight dare to mess around in Haiting City..."

Zhao Yulong's tone suddenly became cold.

Yi Lin slightly smiled, followed by: "Kill?"

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