I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

The moment Yi Lin activates the skill.

An invisible and colorless force, as if using telescope's sight as a medium, turned into a peeping power...

Uh no, it turned into a skill power, directly acting on the top floor of a distant building, On that sneaky sniper.

After releasing the skill, Yi Lin spirit energy value is directly reduced by 160 points.

Yi Lin is also the first time to use telescope to release "Disaster Spreader". By the way, it is the way to study the difference between the normal release method.

Therefore, Yi Lin simply disinclined to pay attention to deducting a section of the spirit energy value, and his gaze did not leave the silhouette at all.

After releasing the skill, the sniper hiding in the shadow was shocked, as if he had seen a ghost, extending the hand continuously rubbing his eyes.

"Blind?"

I was not very lucky, and I was random to this painless negative state.

Yi Lin has no expression on his face.

Raise your hand.

Get ready for the second round.

According to habit, Disaster Spreader is often used continuously to achieve the best taste.

"From now on...Huh?"

Yi Lin's second release [Disaster Spreader] is only halfway through.

The body of the sniper who was rubbing his eyes shook again.

Immediately after dropping the sniper rifle in his hand, he danced unfathomable mystery on the rooftop and turned in circles.

Turn and turn, turn and turn.

The sniper stepped on the air, and turned to the edge of the roof in the magic circle...

Snap. "Ahhhh -" PIA-- AIDS - "uh ......" I didn't expect to magically trigger more than one negative effect,

Yi Lin, who has always been used to single shots, couldn't help stiffening for a second.

It turns out that there are more than one negative effects?

If it weren't triggered once today, Yi Lin would really think it was just a legend.

"It is possible that the sniper classmate has a lower lucky attribute than me."

――It is very possible.

In the square.

Classmate Li Erpang broke out with agile footsteps. While coping with the apostle of the two power sides with both palms, he did not dare to stay in the same place for more than one second, jumping up and down, so agile. Fatty.

Although he has recovered Peak weight at the moment.

But the sniper rifle bullet... but it can be fired at the head.

Li Erpang's head is scarce, and he has no confidence to use his brain to carry the sniper bomb down.

-Will die.

Toot toot.

Yi Lin re-established a voice call with Li Erpang.

"Puchi, puchi..." Li Erpang didn't look relaxed, panting, clapping his palms and nervously asking: "Where is the sniper? Where is the sniper? Come on!"

"Well, it's gone."

"No? Fatty, I'm still alive and well, how can you say I'm gone!" Li When Er Fat heard it, he yelled in anger.

"I mean, the sniper is gone."

paused, Yi Lin tried to describe it more carefully: "The sniper is gone."

"..."

Li Erpang squinted.

Hearing this can't help but shake.

After Yi Lin reminded him, it only took less than half a minute, so the sniper is gone?

How did that kid do it?

Is it true that you have been invisible next door?

Fuck, so secretive, aren’t countless women from good families in a very dangerous situation?

Li Erpang suddenly thought of a very serious problem.

Black Tiger punched out.

Boxing style hu hu.

Together with Huang Yuan, I want to force the fatty to the designated sniper location.

There are more and more crowds of onlookers. If you are not happy to solve the fatty and get the box with the "spiritual weapon" behind the fatty, it may attract the armed forces of the real world, when Even if they are the time comes, they may not be able to retreat in their entirety.

Thinking of this, Huang Yuan and Black Tiger attacked more and more fiercely, even more disregarding defense.

Gradually, the two of them were slapped a lot of fatty, and the HP slapped down.

"What's so special, where are the azure snake and the red fox man?"

The black tiger disdainful smile: "That woman is a wall grass, a bitch, she was hurt Maybe I will leave long ago! Hey, when the time comes with the spirit weapon, the stinky woman has no credit at all. Don't want to get a piece of the pie in our hands."

"hehe, that's right ." "

Huang Yuan said as he ate a fat palm, he also punched Li Er's fat chest with a punch. Fatty instantly groaned and was forcibly hammered several meters away. .

"Here!"

"Here!"

Huang Yuan and Heihu's eyes lit up.

Can't help but say at the same time.

Fatty rubbed his chest, the fat shook, and it hurt.

One against two, and also the power side apostle, Li Erpang did feel a little uncomfortable when the attribute value did not reach the crush.

If it weren’t for taking advantage of the skill, and Su Xiaosu came to a bottle of "Crazy Lich’s Great Demon Medicine" at a critical moment, Li Erpang might have been combined by the two and emptied his HP. .

"Brother Su?"

Li Erpang rubbed his small breasts. For some reason, Huang Yuan and Heihu suddenly stopped attacking, seeming to be waiting for something.

Fatty was also happy to take a break, and finally had time to observe Su Xiaosu's situation.

I saw Su Xiaosu standing expressionlessly 20 meters away. His muscles poured out like steel bars were covered with a lot of shallow teeth marks, and the azure snake was unexpectedly by the strength of oneself entangled Su Xiaosu who was not moving fast.

And a lot of neurotoxins were injected into Su Xiaosu's body.

If it is a bite of two, the physique and resistance of Su Xiaosu should have little effect.

But azure snake looked sneaky, didn't expect a warrior who dared to face the dripping blood, facing Su Xiaosu's terrifying muscles, he was able to slam his mouth.

Take a bite, hide, come out again, bite, hide again.

Such a cycle.

Shengsheng dragged out Su Xiaosu's footsteps.

"A warrior!"

Fatty said with emotion.

And silently clicked a like for the enemy.

Li Erpang slightly imagined the feeling of biting on Su Xiaosu ...

He shuddered subconsciously.

So I gave Comrade Azure Snake one more like.

Li Erpang does not know.

The azure snake has already been inwardly grumbled, but in fact, I have retreated countless times in my heart.

His teeth have not been specially strengthened, they are just ordinary teeth.

He gnawed on Su Xiaosu's muscles. The two rows of poor teeth had already been broken, and his mouth was full of blood.

――Own blood.

Even azure snake swallowed the teeth that were broken by Su Xiaosu's muscle in order to prevent the fallen teeth from revealing their whereabouts.

My heart hurts very much.

What the hell do the muscles of this female lady eat?

Are there such awesome hormones?

Two bottles for Lao Tzu too!

One minute has passed.

Li Erpang gasped for a while.

Seeing that the two zoo apostles, Huang Ape and Black Tiger, were still stunned in the same place, they finally couldn’t help but ask loudly: "Oh, brothers, have you had enough rest? Have you enough rest? Let’s continue. Acting? The audience hasn't watched enough yet!"

"Yes, yes!"

The crowds around me can see with keen interest pleasure.

There are even a lot of business-minded guys who temporarily wholesale small foods such as melon seeds soda in the vicinity, sell them on the spot at the fight, and start the price on the ground.

Hey! Let alone, sales are really good.

The cry of Li Erpang immediately made countless audiences echoed.

"Don't paddle, Brother!"

"The camera is shooting! What if you stroke like this and forced the big brother to NG!"

"It's all the fault of the black tiger and the yellow ape!"

"Maybe it is the time's fault!"

"Hurry up and shoot, we are still waiting for the movie to be released. ! Look good to you! Give you a thumbs up!"

"666――"

Countless people have called for the "actors" who worked hard.

What no one knows is.

The yellow ape and the black tiger are already messy in the wind.

Stupid in place.

Because.

In their mailing list, the nickname "Eagle Eye", has not had time to appear in this popular "daoist show", the name is... black!

Black means offline.

And the apostle is offline...one click is forever.

"Hawkeye...dead!"

"How to die!"

The black tiger and the yellow ape were shocked!

At the same time.

Outside the crowd.

Inexplicably, there was a commotion in a certain direction.

"It's not good, it's not good!"

"Someone jumped off the building!"

"Someone can't think of jumping off the building!"

"It's a strong man who jumped off the building!"

Huang Yuan: "..."

Black Tiger: "..."

azure snake: "... …"

"..."

The masked men and women surrounded by the crowd suddenly fell into a brief awkward silence.

Black Tiger: "It's abrupt."

Huang Yuan: "It's...it's abrupt."

A silent tribute to the classmate Hawkeye who was too late to appear. .

azure snake suddenly furious: "What are you still trying to do! Get the weapon!"

Su Xiaosu suddenly smiled.

The death of the apostle who was too late to play made the three of Azure Snake, Yellow Ape, and Black Tiger who had gone according to plan and became fully enthralled.

I have been lurking in the dark with the weird "camouflage" skill, gnawing on Su Xiaosu's azure snake from time to time, but I forgot that I didn't turn on the voice call, so I just yelled out loudly.

Su Xiaosu smiled slightly, and instantly took two steps to his side, each step stepping on the ground with terrifying tremors.

When the azure snake came back to his senses, Su Xiaosu had already made two strides, spanning a distance of several meters.

――The benefits of height and leg length and muscle development.

I saw Su Xiaosu's big casserole fist, which instantly changed into a slap like a fan, and with a sharp wind, without the slightest hesitation, he grabbed it towards the air around him.

"pu ――"

ka ka ka.

There is no one, but Su Xiaosu seems to pinch a small ball with one hand. At the same time, there is a groan between the palms, and the skeleton rubs that sounds sour. ring.

Boom!

Su Xiaosu's face was calm, and he squeezed the invisible "ball" in his hand, fiercely hit his feet!

bang!

In an instant, with Su Xiaosu's feet as the center, the ground suddenly collapsed, and Su Xiaosusheng actually pressed a human-shaped pit.

In the human-shaped pit, after a burst of color changes, a short silhouette covered in blood, softly appeared in the human-shaped pit.

It is an azure snake!

After accidentally revealing the location, Su Xiaosu, who has been silent, suddenly seized the only opportunity to kill Azure Snake.

Su Xiaosu frowned, feeling a little unsafe, and squeezed his palms again.

ka ka ka.

The azure snake fainted happily.

After solving the azure snake, Su Xiaosu turned his head and looked at Li Erpang.

I saw Li Erpang proudly presenting various victory poses, welcoming the flashing lights around him.

"Where are they?"

Su Xiaosu asked softly.

"Run!"

Li Erpang said as it should be by rights.

......

Right now.

bang!

Another place in Pudong District.

This is where Li Erpang first came into contact with the zoo team.

Suddenly there was a violent explosion!

The flames are soaring!

Yi Lin has been observing the battle situation on Li Erpang's side, keeping enough spirit energy value so that he can control the field at any time.

But when Yi Lin heard the explosion, he quickly turned the telescope's vision to the place where the explosion came from.

There-

has long been obscured by a skyrocketing fire.

Yi Lin: "!"

Oulele suddenly contacted me in a panic.

"Brother, it's not good! It exploded! The place where Fatty first appeared...exploded!"

"I know."

Yi Lin also ignores Li Erpang's side at the moment.

After all, Li Erpang is gradually out of danger.

It's just that, the place of the explosion was obscured by a flash of fire, and the crowd fled. There were deaths and injuries. Yi Lin couldn't see what happened.

Although I can’t see clearly.

But Yi Lin instantly understood one thing -

Zhang Huichun...appeared!

Finally!

Waited all night.

Fatty worked as an internet celebrity all night.

Everything is Yi Lin's plan.

A plan to bring out "Zhang Huichun".

In the vast crowd, it is undoubtedly more difficult to find Zhang Huichun quietly than to find a needle in a haystack.

But if it is speculated that Zhang Huichun also has "a certain task", unless he throws bait in the crowd like fishing and waits for Zhang Huichun to get the bait, Yi Lin also has no other methods.

This hook -

is the Er fat classmate!

Even if Zhang Huichun knows that he may be fishing, he may also be caught up because of his "task."

At that time, it depends on whether the angler is more skilled or the fish is more slippery.

This time, Yi Lin has not concealed Li Erpang from other parts of the plan except for his own ability.

After all, Li Erpang’s role is extremely dangerous. Zhang Huichun’s abilities, enhancements, skills, and even identity are unknown. As a bait, Li Erpang is very likely to have an accident and die in "acting." "in the process of.

But fortunately, except for the explosion that was unexpected by Yi Lin, everything else is basically in Yi Lin's speculation.

Yi Lin didn't expect that Zhang Huichun would choose to create an explosion in full view!

After Zhang Huichun appeared.

Yi Lin has put away the telescope.

Throw away the popcorn that has not been eaten in time and the hand-made coffee that is not finished in the smart trash can.

――It's a bit wasteful.

Yi Lin used the fastest speed to slowly descend in the elevator.

"It's a little far away."

Yi Lin feels helpless.

Haiting City... is too big.

……

"Brother! How about you!"

Oulele seems not to be calm, he claims to be a mature and beautiful young man, unexpectedly once again Shouted brother.

Yi Lin: "On the way."

"At the scene of the explosion, I found something!"

There seems to be "Quick" in Oral's tone. "Praise me quickly, praise me quickly" subtext.

Yi Lin was silent for two seconds.

"Awesome! Remember to save it, and I will see it later."

"Ou Biao! Received! Oulele has always been so awesome!"

"..."

That's right.

I almost forgot the fatty.

Clanked.

After Yi Lin left the elevator, he drove non-stop to Pudong District where Fatty and Su Xiaosu are located.

――Take a taxi.

……

……

When Li Erpang received a warning from Yi Lin.

My eyelids trembled with fright.

But it still cannot be opened.

No way, family inheritance.

The whole family is squinting.

But because of this squinting, a tragic family ethics tragedy was avoided.

Li Erpang mother: Gentle and virtuous, tall, convex and back, sweet looking.

Li Erpang father: squinted, tall and tall, perfectly proportioned, gentle and elegant.

Li Erpang...well, it's hard to say a word.

It is precisely because of the genetic characteristics of this squint that Daddy Li Erpang is spared the trouble of doing genetic identification.

Li Erpang's family affairs will not be mentioned for the time being.

The warning he received was a simple sentence.

――"Zhang Huichun appeared!"

It was this sentence that made Li Erpang instantly feel that Su Xiaosu, who is two meters tall, is pleasing to his eyes, and quietly talked to him. Su Xiaosu got closer, standing back to back.

Su Xiaosu smiled lightly, and didn't say much.

"Great love!"

"From now on I believe in true love again!"

"This is what the ladies and the fat rabbit have to A touching story to tell!"

"I burst into tears, what about you?"

"..."

in the crowd.

Many people were moved by the plot of this scene, crying with rustling sound, and took pictures one after another.

In an instant.

This scene.

With the fastest and most violent speed, it occupies the top of the BBS hot posts in Haiting City, and it has been enduring for a long time.

In a few minutes.

The sound of the police siren that has been silenced for a long time resounds across the night sky of Haiting City.

Although Li Erpang and several people forcibly used the "filming set" to perfectly fool their action, but the bombing in Pudong District and the suicide by someone falling from a building are hard facts.

Therefore, under the instruction of Mayor Li, all the teams that were already on standby, firefighting, medical, police, and rescue, all responded with the fastest speed.

This is... the speed of the Dragon Kingdom!

To provide every citizen with the fastest and most professional rescue.

" Where are the people?"

Li Erpang's eyes swept across the crowd of onlookers who had not had time to disperse.

Especially women.

All tall, short, convex, young, and upright are Li Erpang's key search targets.

It seems that everyone is Zhang Huichun.

It seems that everyone is not Zhang Huichun.

This makes Er fat classmate's nerves. Tightened to the extreme.

Before the start of the "Bait Project", Yi Lin had reminded him to be careful of every "object" around him, and to be careful of anyone he didn't know.

――Especially women.

Any unknown object may explode, and any stranger may violently kill.

At this time, Li Erpang quietly glanced at Su Xiaosu.

Su Xiaosu just looked slightly red and looked down.

Li Erpang quickly looked away.

Heart peng peng is beating straight.

――It's scary.

The tension did not last long.

Yi Lin's message was sent again: "Go! Zhang Huichun It shouldn't be here to shoot, leave here to take off your mask first."

"?"

Yi Lin thought for a while, and added: "By the way, let Su Xiaosu change into... clothes other than skirts."

Li Erpang: "..."

Twenty minutes later.

Yi Lin, Li Erpang, Su Xiaosu and Oulele reunited.

Since Li Erpang has been caught by Su Xiaosu, he is too lazy to disguise, revealing his chubby face directly.

As for the box behind...

Originally there is not a single thing, why bother to bring it with you?

Su Xiaosu also directly broke into a men’s clothing store. In the shocking gaze of countless people, he changed into a full of energy male sportswear (XXXXL size). He is now sitting calmly in Li Opposite the second fat.

"Video."

When Yi Lin finally rushed back and forth, he asked for a small video directly from Oralle.

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