I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

" Ole Le Ole Le! Where is the fatty person?"

The scene began to become chaotic.

Yi Lin is dazzled by a pair of naked eyes, so he can only ask Oral for help.

After all, Oral is now in control of the surveillance system in Pudong District.

"Pudong People's Square is about 200 meters north."

"Huh?!"

Oulele suddenly screamed.

"?"

ka ka.

Yi Lin gnawed popcorn and hit a question mark by the way.

"Fatty actually passed by and bought a three-layer burger with meat at the self-service burger machine!"

"..."

Of course Oulele also Watching Fatty's actions closely.

"Suck."

"Other...have you found anything weird?"

ka ka ka.

"Not for the time being, sucking."

Yi Lin heard Olele's voice, which seemed a little weird, and couldn't help asking: "What are you doing again? Eating ice cream balls?...ka ka ka."

"No way?" Oral licked silently again, and said vaguely: "Aren't you drinking Moonbuck's hand punch? Coffee, eating popcorn?"

Yi Lin suddenly looked back.

There happened to be a camera facing me behind him.

"..."

One second later.

Yi Lin turned his head silently again.

Continue to overlook the entire Pudong District.

Found it.

Yi Lin's pupils shrink slightly.

Under the direction of Oulele, Yi Lin regained his eyes on Li Erpang's silhouette.

I saw Li Erpang passing by a self-service burger machine, using the fastest speed, spent 20 seconds, DIY a burger, while gnawing, while continuing to flee.

Yi Lin can roughly guess what Li Erpang thinks.

His current skill route is all in two words -

"Fat".

Although the temporary gluttony has not had time to digest, but even if it can be lost, it can increase the probability of life-saving.

It seems that the apostle of the masks that ran out of the zoo is also anxious for the fatty.

At the same time.

Haiting City BBS.

[Mysterious conscience crew landed in Haiting City! ]

[Fat rabbit, red fox, azure snake, black tiger, yellow ape staged thrilling fighting scenes on the streets! ]

and the like.

Related posts remain hot.

It is estimated that as long as people with Internet access in Haiting City are not blind, they all know about this.

There are pictures and the truth.

There are even various small videos.

It’s even more exaggerated.

Many people have already taken advantage of this wave of enthusiasm and started selling the same headgear of "fat rabbit, red fox, azure snake, black tiger, and yellow ape" online.

There is no difference between one and one!

If Li Erpang has time to open the BBS on this matter, he will probably be complacent about becoming the hottest internet celebrity in Haiting City overnight.

Just.

――fatty is very busy.

There is no space.

Black Tiger and Huang Yuan silently stopped in front of Li Erpang.

Li Erpang gobbled up the DIY burger, squinted his eyes and slightly twitched the corners of his mouth.

"Hand over the weapon, we are still good friends."

Hehe smiled.

Who's special and you are good friends!

Li Erpang is coldly smiled.

But I am thinking about the probability of this proposal.

Is it worth taking the risk for Yi Lin's so-called plan?

Suddenly!

Li Er's pupils suddenly shrank.

A silhouette, silently changing colors behind him.

Behind the empty space, a colorful silhouette suddenly appeared!

Yes--

azure snake!

The azure snake disappeared in the crowd inexplicably!

When the azure snake appeared, he opened his mouth and gnawed at the fat on Li Er's neck.

"Fuck!"

Although Li Erpang reacted, his speed was half a beat slower. He waited until there was a tingling sensation around his neck before he could get a palm. I patted the azure snake that had bitten myself behind him.

"hehe..."

The short apostle who claims to be an azure snake, but after gnawing this bite, Yin Yin smiled, as if he had anticipated the action of the fatty, without nostalgia The ground quickly retreated, letting Fatty's angry palm hit the air.

Seeing that the azure snake bit Li Erpang by the black tiger and the yellow monkey, the killing intent on the two of them was weak, and they were sighed in relief at the same time.

"I fuck your uncle, are you a dog? I don't like this bite!"

After Li Erpang pushed away the wretched azure snake with a palm, he couldn't bear it He yelled at him, and touched his neck casually, and he felt a piece of slimy saliva. It felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten shit in an instant.

My fame as Li Erpang I, so special, special, special...

I was bitten by a man!

There is a shallow tooth mark on the neck.

The wound is not deep.

Not even a wound.

"I am... azure snake." azure snake said with a smile: "Don't you know that snake teeth are poisonous?"

Poison?

Li Erpang hearing this, his heart sank.

Gradually, a numb, like an electric shock, quickly spread from the wound to the limbs.

The azure snake continued: "My ability is this mouth. There are neurotoxins in my salivary glands. Although your defensive power is high, you can’t bite through your blood vessels, but as long as you can Broken skin, you should have been infected with some neurotoxins..."

"If I'm not mistaken, you are beginning to feel it now, right?"

Li Erpang: " !"

Li Erpang wears a cute headgear, making it difficult to see his expression and eyes.

But Azure Snake is not a novice. He is very aware of the panic, hesitation and helplessness of Li Erpang after discovering that he was poisoned.

Even enjoyment.

Snakes are born hunters.

His skill combination is very coincidental, and it seems that he fits this creature very well.

That's why he called himself "azure snake".

"I was poisoned!"

After a moment of silence, Li Erpang suddenly said.

But this sentence was addressed to Yi Lin of the communication channel.

The implication is--

If you don't make a move, I will be cold!

Yi Lin put down the popcorn in his hand.

Of course he would not just watch Fatty be beaten to death by a few apostles.

azure snake, yellow ape, black tiger...

Yi Lin quickly analyzed the location of the fatty and the ability to guess the three apostles.

The azure snake seems to be somewhat similar to Yi Lin, belonging to a latent assassination type apostle.

Huang Yuan and Heihu have not really taken action yet, and their abilities and attribute tendencies are temporarily unknown.

In a few seconds.

Yi Lin slightly smiled.

Staring into the distance, when he is about to do it.

Suddenly, Yi Lin couldn't help but laugh after he stopped.

Yi Lin's unfathomable mystery laughter came out from the voice call. This kind of laughter is a bit familiar. It seems that when I heard it in Gotham, Li Erpang's heart chuckles.

Somehow, when Li Erpang heard Yi Lin's laughter, he had a bad feeling.

"It seems that I don't need to act."

Li Erpang: "?"

Yi Lin said with a smile: "Someone’s daughter-in-law wants Come to the rescue."

Li Erpang: "???"

Just when Yi Lin finished saying this.

Boom.

咚咚.

dong dong dong.

The ground...

Vibrating!

And the source of the vibration...

It actually came from behind the Yellow Ape and Black Tiger.

The azure snake book forms a triangle with the yellow ape and the black tiger.

Surround the fat rabbit in the middle.

Behind the yellow monkey and the black tiger...In other words, the front of the azure snake.

The azure snake suddenly trembled, eyes widened, extended the hand pointed, and lips trembled slightly: "That, then, you guys..."

Black Tiger: "?"

Huang Yuan: "?"

Dongdongdong dong!

Vibration ---

Behind you!

Like a small motor.

Black Tiger and Yellow Ape also noticed something was wrong.

The two of them turned around at the fastest speed.

But in an instant, a casserole-sized fist appeared in front of the two at the same time.

Boom!

Under the mask, the two of them instantly flowed nosebleeds and flew out.

Li Erpang...

dumbfounded.

In the original position of the black tiger and the yellow ape, a silhouette of nearly two meters tall, like a giant, and like a Heavenly God descending from the earth, appeared in front of everyone, instantly turning everyone’s eyes. Attract the past.

Su, Su, Su brother?

No doubt!

This figure, this casserole big fist...

It's Brother Su!

Although Li Erpang was relieved by Su Xiaosu, he didn't have any happy thoughts in his heart.

Even Erfaan classmate was so scared that his neck slammed into his body.

"Wait!"

"Don't panic! Don't worry! Calm! Calm!"

"I'm so thin now, I also wear a fat rabbit Headgear, shouldn't Brother Su recognize me?"

"No, Er Fat, you have to be confident and remove the word'should'! Brother Su will never recognize me, absolutely , Absolutely."

"She must be passing by. Seeing the road is uneven, she pulls her fists to help."

"It must be like this."

Li Erpang Enduring the numbness and weakness of his limbs, talking to himself in a low voice, countless thoughts quickly turned in his mind.

Simply...

Can you pretend that you don’t know each other?

Li Erpang coughed twice, and said to Su Xiaosu in a hoarse and low voice: "This...sister, thank you!"

Anyway, Su Xiaosu is now Wearing an oversized pure white lace dress, although there is a suspicion of a lady's elder, since Li Erpang is determined to pretend not to know him, it must be wrong to call his sister.

Su Xiaosu quietly closed his fists.

I took a look at Erpang.

Curvy eyebrows frowned slightly.

But quickly asked in a sweet voice: "Er fat, have you caught a cold?"

Li Er fat: "Dan...　

This sweet voice, such a strong contrast, no matter how many times I listen to it, it makes people think that this person is extremely ghostly!

Who tells me that no one can recognize it?

is? who ?? who ??? ah ???? Lee two fat covered I flicked it, and I wanted to use Final Struggle again, and put it on for a while.

But Su Xiaosu directly shook out a gray card at Li Erpang.

Li Erpang went smoothly. took over. at this time. from local black tiger and yellow ape was hit fly punch, both with a bit awkward with the intention to kill climb up.

The fight between a few people is said to be too late and then fast.

Only a few minutes.

Soon.

Then it was around again. A group of people.

Among the onlookers, some even recognized the "net celebrity" Su Xiaosu not long ago.

"Huh? Isn't that the legendary female gangster who wanders in the Zhongzhu District? " " I heard that she had been looking for a flexible squint fatty! " " Is that fat rabbit? " " WOW! This is really an epic love story! " " I wish the world love will find a way ah! "

I wish you sisters!

I wish you lovers to become siblings!

Li Erpang listened depressedly to the discussions around him, angry He almost vomited blood.

But he also subconsciously looked at the card that just flew out of Su Xiaosu's hand in his hand.

It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t look.

One Look, classmate Erpang was shocked in an instant.

[Crazy Lich's Pang Great Demon Medicine]

[Grade] Rare

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……

Li Erpang was first surprised by this potion The effect.

Is it against the sky?

But...what's the use for others?

Forget it, no matter how spicy it is.

p>

Li Erpang, by the way, feel that the inner world is really a variety of weird "three no products" really endless.

The second surprise is, how did Su Xiaosu know that he needs a suit? Fat?

The kind of the more the better?

It stands to reason that the connotation of Li Erpang's skills should be his biggest secret.

Su Xiaosu You should know it.

Under the mask, Li Erchu’s expression is gloomy and uncertain.

But didn't expect Su Xiaosu slightly smiled: "You... still look fat and look better." "

Li Erpang: "! " turned out ...... because of this reason? Lee two fat heart trembled Slightly. but at the moment the enemy in front, two fat nor Lee Hypocritically, I smashed the potion card and drank the unpleasant potion with my head up.

For others, it is a fattening medicine to avoid. In the hands of the fat man, it is It’s a super item comparable to Divine Item!

"Here, here comes! "

at the moment of taking potions, fatty suddenly hit a burp.

Then, an heat emission from the stomach, straight into the top of the head, and cinnoline It rushed towards the crotch.

This is the power of -

The power of Great Desolate!

In an instant, Li Erpang's body was like blowing a balloon, quickly swelling up! not to mention the crowd, Li even witnessed two fat body changes azure snake, black tiger, yellow ape three, is also a look ignorant force.

This...

The props that can make people drink the fatty in one sip?

What's the use?

"Fat man... come back NS! " Lee take a step forward two fat, whole body fat to shake violently, in the blink of an eye, his weight instantly jumped on the pounds, do not eat at stimulating potions, Li two fat weight He has returned to his weight Peak!

He Li Er is fat, and finally came back!

With the heaviest posture!

Seeing the people eating melons.

――Continue to eat melon.

"What special effect is this? " " too real, right? " " blind guess should be some kind of special effects costume! The kind that can blow your breath! " " ah, this technologically advanced age really is there is no lack of strange things! " " ...... " Su Su Eyes shined. deng deng deng. walked a few steps fatty side.

The night is sultry.

Li Erpang vaguely seems to recall that night in Gotham.

"Shuangtan in nursing home" uses Iron Body, forcibly to block brother. A scene from more than a dozen old legends of Tan.

I can’t help but have several points of emotion.

It’s just the dress of Brother Su...

Li Erpang quietly I glanced at it, and couldn’t help but shiver.

True women's ladies!

The yellow ape, the black tiger, and the azure snake are three people, under the animal masks, their faces are blue . why they can not see two meters tall Su Su, a bad deal. yellow and black tiger ape is clear mind. after all How much HP was beaten by a punch, this is a real damage.

I can't fake it at all.

The azure snake suddenly smiled, and he slammed into the yellow ape and the black tiger. I made a few strange gestures.

Black Tiger and Yellow Ape are nodded.

The two of them no longer hide their strengths. They moved from two directions and moved towards Li like a cannonball. Erpang rushed over.

At the same time.

The azure snake seems to be the skill CD has been completed, enters the "camouflage" state again, stealth up.

Li Erpang moved his hands and feet. Although it was still a little numb, it did not affect the movement too much.

It seems that the opponent's teeth have not been specially strengthened, and the sudden bite did not bite too deeply. , There are not many neurotoxins invading the body.

A more likely reason is that Li Erpang’s will attribute is not low, and he has certain resistance to toxins.

Under the influence of general factors, Li Erpang is still alive and kicking now.

"Fat master is afraid of you being a ghost? " Lee two fat laughed heartily, smile gradual metamorphosis, rushing towards his face two apostle, Lee two fat does not flash not avoid, head-on. Peng Peng peng!

The two seem to be the same as Li Erpang. They are also apostle on the side of strength. They don’t have too many bells and whistles. They fist to the flesh.

But their attacks fell on Although it hurts a little bit on Li Erpang’s fat, Li Erpang took the time to glance at the slowly decreasing HP. He didn’t panic at all. He directly used a pair of flesh palms against the opponent’s fists and patted them on the two.

"Amitabha! " " Boye jackfruit! " " dare God and fat rob Shi Tai? Pooh! " Su Su although agile attribute is not high, but also with Li two fat together, Wu Qi fist, ruthless land to the black tiger and yellow ape mask hit. just forcibly eat Su Su a punch, they mask had cracked in half, they also deeply remember the formidable power Su Su fist, did not dare with small Su Su hard anal. yellow and Black Tiger is more ape The more frightened you are.

What kind of monster are these two couples?

Let’s not say that the fist fell on the fatty body, the fatty body is screaming and screaming. In addition, the movements are becoming more and more flexible, and there is no sign of fatigue at all.

It seems that the fat body is fatty armor. It is like a punch on cotton. It doesn't feel at all. To the feeling of hitting in the flesh.

Let’s talk about Su Xiaosu, this ghost animal is really okay?

Barbie Vajra, right?

Black Tiger and Yellow The ape’s fist fell on Su Xiaosu, as if hitting an iron plate.

Ah no...it’s an alloy plate!

Although the two of them don’t have particularly lethal skills, But after several times of strengthening, a punch on a normal iron plate can also make a punch mark.

But Su Xiaosu... can't strike at all!

Too much It’s hard to fuck!

Another place.

Yi Lin has been watching the battle.

Su Xiaosu joined and unfathomable mystery made Li Erpang fat again Later, they reversed the situation in a short period of time, and the two faintly gained the upper hand.

"These zoos ran out of...so water? Or is their husband and wife partner too strong? "

Yi Lin muttering.

suddenly.

Yi Lin found something wrong.

to speak in hiding azure snake.

The actions of the two power sides of the black tiger and the yellow ape...it seems...

"Wait, the location of the fatty..."

Yi Lin eyes slightly shrink.

He directly lifted the telescope and speculated backwards from the position where the fatty was gradually turned crooked.

Sure enough--

The top of a building.

A dark silhouette, like a ghost, motionless lying on the top of the building.

And Li Erpang was deliberately or unintentionally led to some of the most empty spaces. The position.

The position without obstruction!

From the dark silhouette to the position of Li Erpang, there is almost a straight line, which is unobstructed.

At the silhouette at the top of the building, a cold reflection of light dangled slightly onto Yi Lin's retina through the telescope.

"Sniper? " " fatty! careful! There is a sniper! "

Yi Lin's pupils shrink slightly, without hesitation, he directly reminds classmate Li Erpang in the communication channel.

Li Erpang: "! " hear the" attack "the word of the moment, Lee two fat whole body shaking a bit fat. To be honest, if it is Yi Lin suddenly silent reminder, the positive Li Erpang, who has risen from the palm to the flesh, almost forgot the existence of Yi Lin.

Isn't this kid really paddling at all without any sense of existence!

Yi Lin has no time to take care of the anger of classmate Li Erpang.

After he found the silhouette of the sniper, he directly aimed at the silhouette with a telescope.

Zoom in.

Zoom in again.

Long black hair, strong face, sharp chin, cold smile... As a sniper, this looks very qualified.

However, these are not important.

[Disaster Spreader] It is clear in the skill description that as long as the target is "in sight", it can take effect.

This is... …The real power of this skill.

In theory, there is no distance limit!

"From now on, let the world feel pain! "

Yi Lin Slightly smiled. Before