I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Li Er fat a listen.

The pink bunny ears shivered suddenly.

There is even a bit of frizzy hair.

Woman?

Zhang Huichun? ? ?

Li Erpang has heard the story of Zhang Huichun.

From Yi Lin's mouth.

That's ruthless who got up from the morgue.

It was ruthless that involved a "mandatory reality task" for no reason.

This kind of ruthless, which has violated the rule of heaven, can't even tolerate the "tower", is now likely to follow behind the ass. How can Li Erpang calm down?

"Zhang, Zhang Huichun?"

Li Erpang shrank his belly. If it weren't for Yi Lin immediately reminded him, he would almost look back subconsciously.

But I finally resisted this action.

At this time, besides listening to Yi Lin's command, he has no other methods.

If one day he has fat in his belly, Li Erpang might not be so flustered.

But the point is...

He doesn't have enough fat right now!

He has eaten very hard!

Eating all day and night!

But for a while, how can it be so easy to eat a big Fatty Bai again?

Yi Lin squinted his eyes for a moment.

"Not necessarily."

"apostle?"

fatty asked again.

"It's 70% possible."

"Fuck? Seventy percent? Boss, don't be kidding me!"

Yi Lin hehe smiled: "You Do you really think I am Divine Immortal? She behaves a little strangely,

but not apostle. I have to wait for her to make sure."

"..."

Under the hood.

Fatty couldn't help but roll his eyes.

Of course, in front of one's eyes, no one saw it.

Who doesn't know if you shot it?

Isn’t it possible that you can’t directly bombard the apostle in the posture of thunder before the shot?

How domineering!

How direct!

How decisive!

Li Erpang's heart was slightly yelling.

But I didn't dare to move.

Still walking in the lively streets at a normal pace.

When many people saw Li Erpang's dress, they recognized that this "big-eyed fat rabbit" was the current Internet celebrity in Haiting City, and they took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

There are even many daring cute girls who come up directly for a group photo.

At this moment, classmate Li Erpang felt that he had suddenly reached the peak of life.

"30 meters."

Yi Lin was delighted to see Fatty taking a photo with Mengmei. He ate a popcorn and reminded him expressionlessly.

"Fuck!"

Fatty has turned his palm up.

There are faint blue veins appearing on the back of the palm.

There was even a faint golden glow.

"Wait, didn't you say that you would meet the fat man on the side?"

Li Erpang is ready and enters a serious state, feeling that there seems to be a faintly discernable killing intent behind him Approaching.

By the way, he couldn't help but ask again.

"Don't worry, I'll watch."

Li Erpang looked around and muttered in a low voice: "You have been in the vicinity? Why didn't I see you?"

Yi Lin couldn't help but hehe smiled: "Did anyone spot me when I bombed the whole Gotham?"

Li Erfang hearing this turned pale in fright : "You, you, can you stealth skills?"

Yi Lin laughed again, indifferent expression.

Classmate Li Erpang took Yi Lin's reaction as a default, and couldn't help shouting into the communication channel.

"Fuck Ahhh! Actually have this kind of conscientious skill? Do you still have humanity! This kind of skill... I will give the fat man one too! Ah no, come one Fight! Fatty is willing to accept punishment from the heavens!"

"..."

I saw the red-haired woman slowly approaching behind Li Erpang, who looked like A crowd of people eating melons joins in the fun, holding a mobile phone in their hands.

30 meters.

20 meters.

10 meters.

The red-haired woman is getting closer and closer to classmate Li Erpang.

Suddenly.

The red-haired woman shook her body. In an instant, she moved several orders of magnitude faster. She stretched out her white palm and grabbed the black box on the back of Li Erpang.

"Do it."

Yi Lin has been staring at the red-haired woman's movements. As early as when the red-haired woman was moving, he briefly reminded Li Erpang to do it.

"You are so slow!"

Li Erpang gritted his teeth. Before Yi Lin reminded him, he had already noticed a strong wind coming from behind!

What a fast car! Ah no, what a quick palm!

The woman's goal is-

The box behind him!

Fatty at first don't understand why the red-haired woman immediately grabs the box instead of shooting herself.

Although Li Erpang is not as shrewd and insidious as Yi Lin, he is not stupid. The moment the red-haired woman started, Li Erpang vaguely understood something.

"Dare to sneak attack you fat man?"

Li Erpang coldly smiled, turned around, and didn't evade the white tender hand that came, maybe It's a bit cool to be beaten...cough cough, in short, Li Erpang intends to use an injury-for-injury approach, and directly patted the opponent's chest fiercely with a palm.

This seemingly ordinary palm is not simple.

At least, Li Erpang knew in his heart that this palm is not simple.

With one palm, you can crack stones, smash gold, and kill people!

"Bah!"

I don't know if it was Li Erpang's illusion. When he shot, he could clearly hear a disdainful bah from the mouth of the red-haired woman?

咻――

In a flash, the red-haired woman is also considered cautious. Without knowing Fatty Bai’s ability, she would not dare to take the palm of the fatty. The little hand slapped on Li Erpang's chest actually stopped forcibly.

In a blink of an eye, Li Erpang saw a flash, the red-haired woman turned over and jumped over Li Erpang's head, and came to Li Erpang's back.

"Agile side?"

Li Erpang's heart sank.

To be fair, of the apostle of the three routes, Li Erpang is the least good at coping with the apostle on the agile side.

The reason is simple.

-Can't catch it.

In other words, you cannot shoot to death.

The goal of the red-haired woman is clearly the box behind Li Erpang. After flashing behind Li Erpang, she directly stretched out her hand and drew behind Li Erpang's back.

"Fuck!"

Li Erpang yelled, flipped his palms, and fought with the red-haired woman directly on the spot.

Anyway, you hit the chest, I hit the chest, no one has lost.

Li Er fatily thought.

Although Li Erpang seems to be flexible in his movements, he is actually on the strength side without any moisture.

Plus, now Li Erpang used the final hole card [Burn it!] in the last inner world trial. Fat! 】While exhausting the fat from the hard work, the fatty at this moment can be said to be not in the best condition.

If you are in 【Attack! Fat! In the state of 】, the other party's tricks on him are almost painless. Li Erpang completely chewed on his chicken legs while enjoying the other party's tickling.

But it hurts a bit now.

Li Erpang yelled and slapped his palm on the afterimage of the opponent.

But the red-haired woman seems to have noticed something wrong with Fatty's palms, not to mention whether it was patted on the shameful chest, even if it was patted elsewhere, it seemed uncomfortable.

For a while, no one can do anything.

When the two are fighting.

The other people who eat melons are already dumbfounded in the face of this sudden change.

No one thought that this section, which was originally only seen in the movie, was now staged in front of them alive.

"Fuck! Fatty can't stand it anymore!"

Where can Li Erpang be exposed to countless cameras?

This is not a shout for no reason, but to Yi Lin in the communication channel.

What about the said good assistance?

Say you can hide away?

What about people?

What about people?

What are you doing!

Li Erpang feels like he has been cheated by Yi Lin again.

Although the fight between the two seems to be very exciting, in fact, no matter who it is, they dare not use too shocking skills in the street, even if the fatty covers his face with a headgear.

This is the default rule among apostle, and it is also an unwritten rule.

Suddenly.

The red-haired woman body moved.

Backed quickly.

Stay ten meters away from Li Er's fat.

Li Erpang slapped his palm for a moment, and then took a breather. Then he set his eyes on the red-haired woman ten meters away.

"?"

Li Erpang finally saw the red-haired woman's...face? ? ?

The red-haired woman wore a delicate fox mask on her face, covering almost the entire face, only showing her delicate chin and two bright eyeballs.

"Fat rabbit!"

The red-haired woman suddenly mentioned her tone and shouted loudly: "Hurry up and hand over the weapon behind you, otherwise, don't blame me'red fox'. You are welcome!"

Red fox?

Fat rabbit? ?

Li Erpang looked dumbfounded.

But at this moment.

When the woman who claimed to be a red fox spoke loudly, the crowd of melon-eaters surrounded by keen interest pleasure suddenly realized.

"Sure enough, I'm filming!"

"Is this the legendary location?"

"Is it hot? Is it high level? It’s awesome! Compared to those who only hide in the studio and play special effects nowadays!"

"6666!"

"What movie? When? Is it in theaters?"

"Fat rabbit vs. red fox? What kind of ghost story is this? Is there a little story that Judy and Nick have to tell?"

"..."

Under the fat rabbit headgear.

Li Erpang opened his mouth wide.

I finally understand.

You can still play like this?

Talent!

At this point.

Li Er's pupil suddenly shrank.

He turned his head subconsciously.

Behind him.

On the left.

Right.

Three men walked out separately.

Two tall and one short.

On the faces of the three men, they also wore weird masks, hiding their true colors!

A man with a black cute tiger mask: "I, black tiger!"

A man with a yellow monkey mask: "I, yellow ape!"

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The last one is a short little man wearing an azure snake head mask. He seems young to hear: "I, azure snake."

Four apostle!

Now Li Erpang suddenly has an idea to shoot Yi Lin to death.

He is not like the people who eat melons. The more heated the atmosphere, the more happy he is.

Li Erpang is deep in one's heart, but he is getting more and more solemn.

In normal times, if Li Er's skin is rough and flesh is thick, if the opponent has no special skills, he can resist the four apostles, it is not impossible to try.

――I won’t get pregnant anyway.

But in this case, it is no different from begging to die.

"Are you not going to take action?"

Li Erpang squinted, gritted his teeth and yelled in a low voice in the voice channel.

"Try to escape! I will meet you on the side!"

Yi Lin's expression is calm, and there is no surprise for what happened before him.

Four men and one woman?

Is there Zhang Huichun in it?

The other party doesn’t seem to be a fool either. He knew that he was going to do something inappropriate, but he was not stupid enough to reveal his true colors.

After all, the world is full of things, and in full view, once the identity of the apostle is exposed, the follow-up is extremely troublesome.

Unless, the other party can find an apostle with the ability similar to Oral to help completely erase the traces that have appeared in the real world.

Yi Lin is holding a telescope.

Overlooking the city.

His gaze is not limited to the dedicated "actors" such as Fat Rabbit, Black Tiger, Red Fox, Azure Snake, and Yellow Ape.

……

On the other side.

Li Erpang got Yi Lin's answer.

The unfathomable mystery felt a little relieved.

Listening to the boy's tone, it seems that he does not intend to sell himself.

Just.

The weapon they talked about... Could it be that box on their back?

Thinking of this, Li Erpang's tone became hardened.

Maybe because of the atmosphere.

Or maybe because of the lines.

In short, unconsciously, this sense of substitution is actually unfathomable mystery.

Li Erpang coldly smiled: "Just because of you who ran out of the zoo?"

The red fox is hearing this, somewhat speechless: "Aren't you... "

Li Erpang: "..."

Suddenly.

Li Erpang moved.

He did not continue to talk nonsense, like a tank, when he stepped on his feet suddenly, the ground trembled slightly.

In a blink of an eye, classmate Er Fat no longer hides his strength. Forcibly used this stepping force to make up for his lack of agility, and slammed into the red fox's arms like a cannonball.

There is actually a trick to playing more with less.

Especially skin is rough, flesh is thick like Li Erpang.

When being besieged, you don’t actually need to think about how to beat everyone down.

Li Erpang only needs to stare at one of them, hold on, and beat him to death. The first one is to be killed.

――This is the trick.

There is no know-how.

During that collision, Li Erpang's golden glow flowed between his right palm, which turned out to be like gold and iron, with a fierce imposing manner, and he patted the red fox directly on the chest.

At the moment when Li Erpang came out of his palm, no one saw him. Under the bunny headgear, Li Erpang's expression became sacred and solemn, no longer insignificant.

Unprepared, the red fox also didn't expect completely. Under the situation of being surrounded by four apostles, Li Erpang would be so decisive and directly chose her... chest to start.

Luscious!

This scumbag!

The scum -

What she didn't expect even more is that Li Erpang actually hid his strength in the struggle of just a few breaths just now, and did not completely remove him The due attributes are displayed.

Too insidious!

What a sinister fatty!

pa pa pa.

It's too late to say that it's fast.

In an instant, Li Erpang's palm directly hit the red fox's chest.

The red fox opened his mouth and spewed a large mouthful of blood, his chest collapsed, making a crisp sound, and flew out directly into the crowd.

"Fuck!"

"This fighting action is so realistic!"

"Dedicated!"

"Fully look I’m acting if I don’t come out!"

"What kind of movie is this, I have never heard of this movie being filmed recently???"

"In this era, there are still Before the filming begins, don't you have a conscientious crew with a grand start-up ceremony?"

After the red fox vomited blood and flew out, the crowd surrounded by melon eaters exclaimed in exclamation.

――Too realistic!

After Li Erpang slapped the red fox into the air, he rubbed his palms, feeling something wrong.

It's too soft...Ah, it's too cotton.

That palm is not really photographed at all!

Before the red fox was about to be photographed, he quickly backed away and slightly relieved Li Erpang's strength.

"Also Lianjiazi?"

Li Erpang did not dare to stay, he jumped directly into the air, and jumped over the crowd, the speed is so fast that people can't imagine it. After arriving, there were a few ups and downs in a blink of an eye, and then disappeared on the corner of the street.

"Fuck! Yi Lin, your sister! A good answer!"

After Li Erpang walked around the alley, he almost fell into the box behind his back with no anger. Come down.

"Aren't you okay?"

After seeing that the fatty is okay, Yi Lin searched all around with the fastest speed.

By the way, I took a sip of brewed coffee.

"Chasing!"

"Over there!"

The red fox was spitting blood with a palm, azure snake, yellow ape, black tiger, look Glancing at the red fox on the ground, he didn't hesitate, and directly moved towards fatty to chase him away.

The small azure snake, slightly smiled, was actually in full view, his body color gradually changed, and disappeared in front of everyone in a blink of an eye.

This is such a realistic special effect, which directly showed the faces of the "audience" around, and quickly took pictures and uploaded the BBS.

Yi Lin captured this scene.

"Fatty, that... azure snake may be on the agile side or on the mental side. He has a stealth ability similar to'camouflage'. For the time being, I don't know if it is because of technology or apostle skills. Be careful. " " FML! " Lee two fat one, but could not resist a horizontal slot.

However, the fat master is uneducated, and he walks the world in one sentence.

Li Erpang ran away without the slightest hesitation.

Very smart.

If there is enough fat, Fatty might still be able to fight it, but now that the belly is not large enough, Li Erpang will not be so stupid as to fight the four apostle.

Ah no, three.

A girl was just taken away by him.

On the other side.

Under the mask of the red fox, his face was pale.

While coughing up blood.

"cough cough cough...that fatty...it was so cruel..."

The red fox looked at the HP that was almost bottomed out, and was shocked, but at the same time secretly grateful. .

In the initial trial of each other, this dead fatty only showed 50% strength. If she did not use the movement method to remove half of the last palm, maybe the only remaining HP would be guaranteed. Can't keep it, ascend to heaven in place.

"Wow! This blood is so realistic!"

"This crew is a conscience!"

"I would call it the strongest The crew!"

"Does anyone know what movie I'm making? This fighting effect is effective, and the blood is vomiting so realistic!"

"Wait, let go, Let me take a picture, maybe the official release time, but also Cengceng heat tidbits! " melons for the people who have onlookers.

Although they felt that the blood spit out by the red fox was extremely lifelike, and they were still ventilating hotly, under preconceived notions, they did not think that the red fox was really slapped and half dead by the palm of a fat rabbit.

"Get out, get out!"

At this moment, a tall and slim silhouette squeezed away from the crowd and walked in.

is a woman.

"Let's let, let's let, I'm a doctor, I'll see the wounded."

is a beautiful young woman.

She is wearing a pair of high heels and carrying a white metal first aid kit.

"Are you okay?"

The woman walked up to the red fox and asked with concern.

"fuck off!"

The red fox is not in the mood to be hopelessly muddled with the "ordinary person". Now her companion has gone to chase and kill the fat rabbit, if the "companion" snatches it Attached to the weapon...

Thinking of this, a trace of cold rays of light passed through the red fox's eyes.

The woman was staggered by the red fox and fell to the ground, and the first aid kit was unbiased and rolled to the feet of the red fox.

The red fox coughed up two more mouthfuls of blood.

"The ribs seem to have pierced the lungs..."

She simply judged her injury.

"Right, first aid kit!"

She then remembered that she had just pushed away a woman who claimed to be a doctor.

First aid kit...

First aid kit?

There should be painkillers and hemostatic drugs in it?

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