I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

All around faintly heard various noises.

It's like a celebration.

The busy Haiting City seems to have never been so lively in many years.

Even many news media rushed to the scene to get first-hand live shooting.

In short, two words.

――It's on fire.

It's all on fire.

On the other side.

Zhao Yulong is picking his teeth, stepping on flip flops, while watching the real-time broadcasts everywhere, making tsk tsk surprises from time to time.

"Oh, good."

"Huh? This leg is fine ! I can play...cough cough."

"tsk tsk, this angle is always I think it's almost meaningless."

"He" again...

Angela shook her head silently.

This scene is familiar, but far away.

"Zhao, Brother Zhao, shall I buy a pack of cigarettes?"

Angela looked at the unmanned automatic store not far away, and finally couldn't help being whispered.

"Wait, you still smoke? Huh no, smoke?"

Zhao Yulong felt a bit dry in his mouth and itchy throat, as if he just heard the "smoke" Words, the whole body is involuntarily itching, it is difficult to bear the inner seed.

But remembering that "that person" didn't like the smell of cigarettes, Zhao Yulong gritted his teeth again, threw a piece of gum into his mouth, and tugged at the corners of his mouth: "Go and hurry, don't hang around in front of Lao Tzu. "

Angela slightly smiled.

Zhao Yulong gave Zhao Yulong a funny look, then twisted his sexy waist and quickly walked into the store.

Zhao Yulong stared at Angela's back, squinting, as if thinking.

Then--

When Angela comes out.

Zhao Yulong sucked, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, turned his head, whistling, with an expression of "big brother, I didn't see anything".

Pop.

Angela didn't avoid the suspicion either, she just lit a long slender lady's cigarette, her eyes blurred, her movements graceful, she swallowed clouds and mist, the whole figure seemed to be surrounded by the clouds and mist of Immortal Realm.

Zhao Yulong took a breath by the way.

Second-hand...

In fact, it is quite fragrant.

It’s just that the smell of smoke is missing a bit.

After all, it is a lady's cigarette, which tastes light and not heavy enough.

"Hey, Brother Zhao, do you want a bite?"

Angela smiled and looked at Zhao Yulong, who was greedy, slightly moist, glowing with attractive rays of light The exquisite cigarette holder was handed to Zhao Yulong.

Hesitated for several seconds.

Zhao Yulong waved his hand: "I just quit smoking."

"I know!" Angela laughed, eyes like crescent crescents, breeze blowing, that end The soft red hair swings slowly, and the whole body is full of mature charm.

"But this is my cigarette. It has nothing to do with Brother Zhao."

Angela blinked.

"It makes sense!"

Zhao Yulong suddenly realized.

Unable to refute it.

…

…

"Fucking? Actually a reporter?"

Li Erpang looked at the crowd and raised it With the professional shooting equipment, I can’t help but feel a little frightened while stunned.

This incident seems to get worse.

Will his old man pass through these layers of hoods to recognize him?

No way?

No way?

It shouldn't be?

Li Erpang was originally very confident, even if his father and mother came in person, he was absolutely impossible to recognize himself.

But since Su Xiaosu recognized Little Fatty at a glance, Li Erpang has the illusion that "this headgear is like Huangdi's new outfit".

Is that Su Xiaosu really love?

Li Erpang doesn't believe it.

I didn't believe it if I was killed.

While thinking wildly, Li Erpang was surrounded in the middle of the crowd, randomly posing all kinds of pompous poses.

Make a play and make a full set.

We must treat every performance with the most professional attitude.

――The experience taught by Li Changge.

"Come!"

Suddenly.

I kept silent, watching Li Erpang’s Su Xiaosu silently with a gentle look, face slightly cold, and whispered softly.

A male apostle wearing a "red apple" mask, silently, squeezed away from the crowd, and approached the "fat rabbit couple" step by step with the attitude of Return of the King.

Next.

Bananas.

Watermelon.

Cherries.

Ripe peaches.

Grapes.

Abalone.

An apostle wearing a weird mask, like an appointment, walked through the crowd and appeared in front of Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu from all directions.

Wait.

It seems that something terrible has been mixed into these masks.

But this is not important.

Li Erpang also had no intention of savoring.

In short, when Li Erpang saw this scene, he no longer had the thought of posing POSE, complexion sank.

Su Xiaosu took a step towards Li Erpang.

A tiny step.

But more than half of that tall and majestic body, like an umbrella, stood in front of Li Erpang.

Like must be in order to Li Erpang shelter from wind and rain.

pa pa pa pa pa pa pa.

See this scene.

Many onlookers were suddenly blessed to their hearts.

Applaud involuntarily.

-Tears are streaming down my face.

Thank you for such a great love.

This bowl of dog food, we did it silently!

"I am a special live reporter of Haiting No. 1 Radio, Xiao Su Su. Today is a special day. We will bring the most authentic live broadcast to this conscience crew destined to go down in history. Remember to pay attention to my official account!"

"For the time being, our Haiting City Radio 1 will broadcast this scene exclusively. It is said that the reporter of Radio 2 is still on the road because of the traffic jam. I didn't have time to come over."

"Don't talk nonsense, let us first look at this moving and tearful scene."

"Fat rabbit... couple? Forgive Xiao Su Su's breasts for being too big and too weak, and I will not be able to tell for a while, who is the husband and who is the woman, but you see, this is the body language! This short action, there is no half of the lines, But from this body language, we feel the greatness of love..."

Who are the fat rabbit couples!

Li Erpang was furious.

But he didn’t have time to protest. The "Red Apple" that came out first, looked around for a week and said slowly in a low voice full of magnetism: "That sentence, fat rabbit, as long as you will Handing over that thing, we will never embarrass you, we will let your couple leave."

Su Xiaosu chuckled lightly.

Li Erpang pushed Su Xiaosu away...

Did not push.

But it is not important.

In order to show his masculinity, Li Erpang did not push Su Xiaosu at the same time, he immediately took a step forward, stood in front of Su Xiaosu, pointed at bastard who was talking nonsense not far away, and cursed.

"Just relying on you crooked melons and jujubes, I want to stop our fat rabbit couple...Ah yuck! Fat rabbit and strong rabbit? Do you think you are making a movie? Did you return the dead? Fruit ninja? Ah? Ah? Ah?"

Li Erpang was wearing a mask, and he was not afraid of being ashamed.

In an instant, whether it was the reporter, the onlookers, and the apostle that popped out, they all stood there for a few seconds.

Wait.

They finally came back to his senses.

Fatty speaks too fast, and they listen to the specific content not quite clear, but in the last sentence, the fruit ninja can hear it clearly.

They were just masks bought from the street. Fatty said that several apostles looked at each other in blank dismay. They were really fruit-shaped masks!

Huh? wrong.

Some strange mask seems to be mixed in.

The other apostles looked at the "Abalone" classmate one after another.

Mr. Abalone was stunned: "What are you looking at me with this kind of eyes? Is there anything wrong with my face?"

The moment of confusion.

Li Erpang quietly exhausted the power of feeding, fiercely pulled Su Xiaosu a bit.

――I didn't pull it out.

"Fuck, sister Su, why are you still using skills?"

Li Erpang looked down and saw that Su Xiaosu was silently prepared to block everyone. , Pierced both legs firmly on the ground.

This is surprisingly in Gotham City, Su Xiaosu by the strength of oneself, the ability to block the laughing bat-[Motionless As Mountains].

"?"

Su Xiaosu looked indifferent, and slowly played a question mark.

"Fuck! Cancel the skill! Let's go!"

Su Xiaosu hearing this, instantly understood what Li Erpang meant.

――Run.

Is this just a good heart?

Su Xiaosu's face was expressionless, and thought silently.

Soon after Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu ran away, a few seconds later, the Fruit Ninja team reacted.

"They want to run!"

"Could it be that one of them is carrying a real spirit weapon!"

"Chasing!" "

Without a little bit of precaution, there was no trace of worry. They had come for the spirit weapon. When they saw that the rabbit that was about to reach the mouth was about to fly away, the others couldn’t bother to spurn "Mr. Abalone." "The inconsistencies in the masks showed their divine ability, without the slightest hesitation, catching up with the two fatty.

At this time, the apostle's advantage on the agile side is vividly and thoroughly displayed -

Run faster than others.

More agile.

Faster.

In just a few seconds, a bunch of apostle was clearly divided into three echelons of front, middle and back.

"hmph!"

There was a sharp glint in Mr. Abalone's eyes.

Under the mask.

Suddenly a cruel sneer was evoked.

He did not immediately catch up.

Instead, he waited on the spot for nearly ten seconds.

"You really think that whoever catches up is whoever? It's so naive! To be'us', no one is a simple thing, you really think that the fatty looks pretty good Bullying? He he he ――”

Mr. Abalone’s idea is very simple.

In this chaotic and funny "unowned spirit weapon" competition, it is not who catches up with the spirit weapon first, is the final winner.

It is whoever can live to the end, who can find the "real" spirit weapon, and leave Haiting City alive, is the final winner!

the mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind

Mr. Abalone deliberately fell to the end of the crowd.

He believes that his hole cards are enough to become the final winner after the appearance of the real "unowned spirit weapon".

When the time comes, his "Master Abalone" will make everyone frustrated -? ? ?

Shit.

Suddenly.

Almost no one noticed.

A silhouette that is ignored by almost everyone.

It's like walking in the garden.

Passing quietly from everyone's sight.

But it feels like not passing in front of anyone.

But it was obviously passing, but everyone subconsciously ignored the existence of this silhouette.

――Just passing by.

xiū xiū xiū ――

Abalone Jun felt a cold in his neck.

It's like being touched by a cold little hand.

fast as lightning.

Light as a feather.

But just after touching that.

He suddenly discovered that he still had some self-talking, before he could say it, it turned into countless bubbles, pouring out of his neck.

There is even hot blood mixed in.

And the high carbon dioxide gas exhaled from the lungs.

……

[apostle 1010, kill "Second Rank apostle", get death points: 726 points. Currently remaining death points: 6508 points. 】

【Get chaos value +233! ]

[Now starting to randomly select the relics of "Second Rank apostle (Bao Yujun)"...]

"??"

I don’t know who it is In this brief moment, my mind is full of question marks.

Yi Lin had already quietly hid among the crowd when Li Erpang was posing for POSE.

Because Yi Lin's clothing is very formal, but very natural.

Lowering the brim of the hat, no one noticed the white smiley mask on Yi Lin's face.

In addition, everyone was irritated and dazzled, and their eyes were all focused on the imminent battle between Fat Rabbit and Team Fruit.

No one...

I noticed that a "gentleman" was quietly hidden in the crowd.

However.

Yi Lin did not intend to make a move.

I just saw the other party with a lot of people, thinking about whether to quietly send a "Disaster Spreader" to save the field when the fatty can't stand it.

But didn't expect fatty enough to be a ghost. Seeing that the other party is crowded, I didn't plan to fight hard, turning around and ran away unscrupulously.

This saves Yi Lin's spirit energy value of "Disaster Spreader".

After all.

The next day was extremely long.

Spirit energy value, can save the province.

"Bao Yujun? Your name goes very well with the mask. But this death point is really useless..."

After Yi Lin passed by the whole world quietly, he would read After the power perception was released, and no one noticed him within the perception range, then he continued to check the rewards obtained by "drawing the box".

[Get the "magic solar flashlight"! ] "......" Yi Lin suddenly found that he really should not be something to look forward to a random reward.

But he still habitually checks the attributes of "new props".

Maybe it will be available on a certain day.

……

[Magic solar flashlight]

[Grade] Rare

[Effect] Click to view details.

[Explanation] Click to view details.

……

What is it?

Yi Lin hides in the crowd, his face is expressionless when he sees the magic flashlight attribute.

Sure enough!

He should not expect random lottery!

Wait.

Mr. Abalone.

What are you doing with this kind of props in the storage space?

After putting away the brand new props silently.

Yi Lin hides again.

chi chi chi ――

When Yi Lin just finished reading the attributes of the "magic solar flashlight", Mr. Abalone looked horrified and fell slowly.

There is still blood on the neck.

Yi Lin pads his feet and takes a look.

Suddenly found that this posture was similar to when Xiao Yang died when it had several points of.

At this time.

Only then did the onlookers react.

Suddenly shocked!

But soon, many people started to talk about it.

"Fuck! I almost forgot that this was filming!"

"I was scared to death!"

"The special effects are awesome!"

"This death is like the real thing!"

"Have you seen the man with the abalone mask just now. When he fell, he still bounced his calf a few times, even the corpse? It's so good, it's a senior actor!"

"Huh? Look, the blood is just like the real thing! The neck is still spraying, and there are no artificial blood vessels hidden inside, right?"

"Hey, don’t tell me, the crew that Li Changge participated in this time is really a bit different from the previous remakes of the little troublemakers. Not only the acting is online, but also the props and special effects. Very realistic!"

"Too realistic!"

"..."

Mr. Abalone has already become a box.

I was drawn a prize by Yi Lin.

He could not hear the discussion around him.

It's just that if Mr. Abalone can hear a little bit, even if it is a sentence, he will probably be so angry that he will bounce again and die again.

"Crack--"

Right now.

in the sky.

Suddenly there was a slightly immature voice.

"Cough cough cough, carry the actors away."

Oral directly borrowed the "holographic projection advertising" system and played the role of the behind-the-scenes director.

Soon after Oral made the sound.

A special team of field personnel disguised as a medical team carried a stretcher and silently carried the body of Mr. Abalone.

In a blink of an eye, he disappeared.

this time.

The people who reacted even believed that all this was a "acting", and once again gave a lot of praise to Mr. Abalone.

Mr. Abalone, who plays the "corpse", can lie down and exit even when he exits the field.

――Very professional.

Yi Lin almost couldn't help laughing out loud.

But soon, I held back.

Before killing Mr. Abalone, Yi Lin took three seconds to make a careful identification.

It doesn’t seem to be a former acquaintance.

After killing, it was confirmed.

Bao Yujun... don't know him.

Those who want to kill must naturally have the consciousness of being killed.

......

Let me talk about the other side.

The "Fruit Ninjas" who pursued and killed Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu one after another did not notice that among them, the only abalone, who was out of gregariousness, died silently and without a sense of existence. Carried away silently.

Everyone is not an idiot.

In fact, Bao Yujun's idea is roughly shared by others.

However, there is a slight discrepancy in the choice of action.

Everyone is thinking carefully about mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind.

But this matter is not at the end, no one knows who the mantis is and who is the cicada.

The Fruit Ninja is divided into three echelons.

This is like a marathon.

But a dead fatty who seems to weigh two hundred catties has become the leader of the marathon. In the eyes of others, this is extremely outrageous.

It’s just this situation and it won’t last long.

The apostle running on the agile side at the forefront has gradually caught up with Li Erpang's footsteps.

I can even clearly distinguish the enchanting trembling of the two flaps of fatty buttocks.

"Dead!"

He wore a banana-shaped mask.

Stage name... Mr. Banana.

Mr. Banana didn't underestimate anyone.

Even if it's a fat body covered in fat.

He had already learned through some means. One night not long ago, this fatty-looking fat was forcibly killed out of the siege of the four apostles.

Not only that.

The fat rabbit also seriously injured one of the apostle women on the agile side.

For this alone, Li Erpang's strength is enough to make everyone jealous.

It’s just--

Banana Jun is coldly smiled.

His goal is not to kill fat to death.

Black box!

Regardless of whether there is a "spiritual weapon" in it that caused this uproar, he only needs to get the box and escape.

No one...

Can touch his banana!

Ah no, no one can catch him!

Ten meters.

Eight meters!

Five meters!

Near!

Mr. Banana's agility attributes are extremely high, and there are related enhancements, which put him far ahead of others by several positions.

"The box... is in hand."

Four meters!

Under the mask of Mr. Banana, slightly smiled.

Cheng Zhu is in the chest.

In an instant, I saw a finger of Mr. Banana, suddenly stretched out, extremely flexible!

Like a small snake, xiū xiū xiū straddled a distance of four meters, and PIA immediately stuck to the black box behind Li Erpang!

That's it!

Mr. Banana is ecstatic in his heart!

As long as the things that are touched by his skill, you can't get rid of it, unless the opponent's power value can exceed his three times!

This is the Top Grade skill that allows him to imitate the dog and steal chicken in the inner world without any disadvantages!

A skill called the finger of God!

Suddenly!

Li Erpang who was running suddenly turned around.

The very sudden kind.

Without a little defense.

This turn around caught everyone off guard.

Including the Banana Bureau.

Originally, the fatty rushed forward hard and ran well, with a running stance of life and death. No one thought that at this time, Li Erpang suddenly killed a sudden thrust. .

Mr. Banana... dumbfounded.

Even if there is only one second of loss.

Only a few tenths of a second.

But it was a few tenths of a second insignificant in this normally. In the eyes of Banana Game, a cute rabbit, shaking with fluffy ears, is getting bigger and bigger in front of his eyes... …The ears are getting thicker and thicker...

Pop.

Li Erpang's golden glow flashed past his palm, and he patted the banana that looked a bit nasty.

The angle is very positive and there is no deviation.

ka-cha.

Originally, Banana was extremely fast.

Li Erpang's sudden stop and turn around, like a perfect fake move, deceived everyone.

This palm not only carries Li Erpang's own strength, but also incorporates the kinetic energy of Banana Jun's super fast speed.

In an instant.

Mr. Banana's neck suddenly bends back at a strange angle, all around from the mask, violently splashing bright red blood.

To others, this scene is like a banana hiding ketchup in a banana and then being squeezed out by a palm.

"Dead, dead?"

Other apostle chasing wildly behind, seeing this scene, instantly numb the scalp.

It's just that Mr. Banana's death was too sudden and too miserable.

Maybe even the deceased had not had time to react before he was taken away by Li Erpang.

Li Erpang shook the blood on his hand.

The blood of Mr. Banana.

Huh?

There is still some blood in the nails.

It's a bit disgusting.

Li Erpang glanced at the others coldly.

He thought about it carefully.

In this kind of scene, the decision is still to put on the next line, which is more in line with his current identity.

"You think you can kill me? It depends on your ability!"

"!"

Good guy!

Wait.

Who wrote this script?

The lines are a bit clichéd!

After Li Erpang finished speaking, he turned around again, twisting his trembling body again, and continued to escape.

The point is.

After Li Erpang turned around, he patted his ass and took another bite to the ground before starting to run.

The Fruit Team chasing after Fatty went from startled to angry, completely silent and stiffened in place for three seconds.

Three seconds later.

Someone suddenly came back to his senses.

"Fuck it!"

"Kill him!"

"Kill--"

This time Li Erpang, Although it scared the other apostles a bit, but who can reach this level of apostle, who has not experienced a few Life and Death Trial, and who has not been wandering about life and death a few times?

This appearance not only did not make them fear, but it aroused the blood of everyone.

So-

This marathon led by fatty.

It started again.

Yi Lin saw this scene from afar.

Finally feel a little relieved.

Sure enough.

Squinting eyes are indeed sinister guys, and the squinting fatty is not to be underestimated.

"Hehe,'Zhang Huichun' can you still be calm when you learn that someone is scoring crazy?"

Yi Lin smiled, quietly Left here.

Hmm.

Go to other places to take a look around.

Haiting City BBS has already exploded.

Everyone agreed to like this crew.

I even uploaded countless live videos.

The special effects that are as realistic as reality have caused countless people in Haiting City to call out "conscience."

Great conscience.

If it weren't for the highest score of the movie on "Bean Dregs", the highest score is 10. It is estimated that this movie will come to a pre-release, and the word-of-mouth and the branch will directly explode.

What a pity.

What no one knows is.

This "movie with full sincerity" is destined to never be released.

Forever.

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