I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Yi Lin did not notice.

Before he left.

A beautiful young woman with a slender figure, with a pink little girl sitting on her shoulders.

This is the legendary lift.

"Ma Ma, Ma Ma, nothing to see!"

Xiao Xi pouted.

The beautiful young woman smiled softly: "Okay, it's not early, will mother accompany Xiaoxi to lunch, please?"

"No, Xiaoxi! Xiaoxi still wants to see it again It's so fun!"

"What else is there to watch when the crew is gone?" The beautiful young woman laughed blankly.

"Emmmm--" Xiaoxi tilted her head, and she suddenly turned her head to look in a certain direction.

That direction.

A silhouette of a black tuxedo, no one noticed, disappeared in a flash.

"Ma Ma, Xiaoxi wants to go there!"

Xiaoxi stretched out her small finger and pointed in that direction.

……

……

What is...

The fastest knife?

Zhi Tianwu doesn't know.

How many knives can be swung in one second?

Or...

How many messy fallen leaves can be cut with a single knife?

Or...

Zhi Tianwu vaguely remembers that "master" once said that when she swung this blade out, she could reach the time when the blade could not even be imagined. , That is the fastest cut.

But.

Zhi Tianwu's demands, complaints, and thoughts have been unable to reach the realm described by the "master".

Even in Guiwu Mountain, she increased her strength to the highest level, but she couldn't cut out the blade glow that her in mind longed for.

There are four people in front of me.

As for the others besides these four, it is not important at all.

Because it cannot be killed.

People who cannot be killed are not important.

Of course, the people who have been killed are not important.

Zhi Tianwu lifts the head.

The hand is already on the handle of the knife.

There is no expression on that ghost face.

In fact, under the "ghost face", Zhi Tianwu did not have any expressions.

The four apostles with masks have become horns, faintly surrounding Zhi Tianwu.

Seeing this, the surrounding people yelled one after another.

It seems to cheer up a few "actors" who are working hard.

The masks worn by these four apostles looked like the same series, as if they were purchased from the same store.

They are respectively -

The monk who is completely bald.

Kappa.

Pig head.

Monkey.

A kind of weird combination.

With a bit of complaint, the "monk" straightened the mask on his face: "Should we really wear this stupid mask?"

Pig head coldly smiled: "What can you do without you? Just and honorable to expose your identity? Don’t forget,'that organization' is now in this city. If it's an infighting between'us', that organization might turn a blind eye, But if it causes chaos in the real world...hehe."

The next words didn't make it clear.

But other people had no choice but to accept this plan.

But having said that, thanks to the inspiration given by the "fat rabbit" brother, you might be able to act in such a disguised way in the real world in the future.

Thank you Fat Rabbit Brother.

I don't know that the fat rabbit brother is dead now.

At this time.

"Kappa" took a step forward.

He is wearing a large azure gown.

Both hands are completely hidden in the sleeves.

ka-cha.

As soon as he took a step, there was a faint sound of bullet loading from between the kappa's sleeves.

I saw Kappa in a tone of no joy or sadness, and asked in a low voice: "There is only one spirit weapon? How to divide it?"

"Monkey" chuckled. A cry: "I'm worried about the uneven distribution before I get everything?"

Kappa: "..."

Pig head: "..."

The monk hehe smiled: "I have a proposal."

"Say."

The other three "companions" spoke in unison.

"According to intelligence, there are currently five'boxes' in the entire Haiting City. We don’t know whether the box in front of us is true or false. Open the box in front of everyone."

"If there is something in the box, discuss the next distribution issue."

"Nonsense!" Kappa's tone was a little impatient. said with a sneer: "After talking for a long time, it's all nonsense. In case there is something in the box and there is only one thing, we have four people here, but we still can’t tell. In terms of strength, we are almost the same. When the time comes Fight you to death?"

The monk hearing this, but not annoyed, said with a slight smile: "When the time comes, whether it is based on strength or exchanged with other props or equipment, no matter what Late."

Kappa suddenly lowered his head: "Exchange?"

Piggy: "Wonderful!"

Monkey: "Yes!"

So in a few words, the distribution method of the box behind Zhi Tianwu was initially determined.

After the ghost face, Zhi Tianwu pursed his lips slightly.

For a while, she looked at the four apostles who had no cooperation at all. The thoughts that had been concentrated on the long knife at the waist, but there was a moment of trance.

That man...

Just relying on a simple plan that couldn't be simpler, he played everyone in between applause.

Zhi Tianwu believes that in the apostle of Haiting City, many people should see that this is clearly a trap.

But even if it has been seen that it may be a trap, it has to take the initiative to plunge into it.

After all, the temptation of the so-called unowned spirit weapon is really too great.

Big enough to make apostle rush to take all the risks.

Zhi Tianwu's heart moved.

Suddenly she remembered that at the end of Guiwu Mountain, the back of the one who stepped on the void and raised his hands like Demon God.

Zhi Tianwu suddenly laughed.

No one saw her smile.

"If I can kill him... Maybe I can reach the realm the master said?"

Even Zhi Tianwu doesn't understand why he gave birth to unfathomable mystery Such a weird idea.

"Well, it is possible."

Zhi Tianwu narrowed his smile.

Click.

Click.

Click.

When the four had just discussed, Zhi Tianwu had already walked towards them step by step.

Awe-inspiring.

There is no way back for her knife.

Suddenly.

The four apostle who had just finished arguing suddenly fell silent.

No more quarrels.

Kappa's two long sleeves suddenly moved. In an instant, two silver pistols appeared in Kappa's palm.

"Heat weapons?"

Others reacted differently.

In apostle, because the thermal weapons made in the real world cannot be brought into the inner world, the apostle, which uses thermal weapons as the main attack method, does not account for much of all apostle.

But there is no doubt that thermal weapons have a low threshold, easy to use, no repercussions, and various advantages. In the real world, they are also an excellent means of attack.

"Dead!"

Zhi Tianwu is still more than ten meters away from a few people.

Kappa suddenly shot.

peng~ peng~ peng~ peng~!

But Zhi Tianwu had already moved before the bullet popped out of the chamber.

That figure is like running clouds and flowing water, without any hindrance, the bullet passes through Zhi Tianwu's body!

Taking into account the ordinary person around, Kappa has already calculated the trajectory of the bullet, and the ballistic trajectory is lower than usual, but anyway, he is aiming hard, no Paddling.

But what's strange is that Zhi Tianwu's swift and neat steps were actually able to easily avoid the bullet with no difficulty, and there is no such beautiful and alluring blood that the kappa expected. Come.

"Evil pen!" Without a word, Zhutou took out a seemingly ordinary kitchen knife and yelled: "She sees through the look you look at when you aim!"

Zhi Tianwu Moved!

In an instant, her slow pace stepped on the ground.

The whole person, like a cannonball, rushed directly into the encirclement of the four!

―Draw a knife!

The kitchen knife of the pig's head mask has just come out of its sheath.

Then there was a line that ran across his neck without pause.

Passed by in a flash.

……

……

[14:00]

Haiting City.

This is the hottest time of the scorching sun.

The lanes that are usually congested are completely stagnant at this time and can't walk at all.

Because...

I don't know why.

There is a large group of weird people wearing masks who ran a marathon in Haiting City.

Quite in a frenzy kind.

Toot toot--

Countless car owners are blocked on the road, unable to move even a little bit, and can't help but honk the horn frantically to vent their unhappiness.

"Huh? Is there a marathon today?"

"I heard that there seems to be someone running on the road? Fuck? No one is in charge?"

"I haven't heard of the marathon, but I heard that today there is a mysterious crew that is shooting location scenes throughout the city."

"Location? Crazy? In the city?"

"Hehe, but I heard that the scene is pretty good-looking, you can tell from the BBS, they all say that the special effects of the crew are awesome, the acting is realistic, and the absolute conscience. Not to mention, the reputation of this movie has already exploded before it was released. , I’m asking what film is being made and when will it be released?"

"Wait, the hottest search is number one?"

Just when many people got off the car and discussed spiritedly Time.

A weird man with his head full of bandages, with a large splendid chrysanthemum light and shadow behind him, ran past among countless suspended vehicles.

Next.

A weird man wearing a clown mask, carrying a pitted baseball bat on his shoulder, directly slammed his face into the chrysanthemums, and followed behind the bandaged weird man.

The chrysanthemum flowers are blooming.

If you drive, I also drive.

"Ah this..."

"Ah this..."

"Ah this..."

The people whose faces were confused by the chrysanthemum all coincided with each other, dumbfounded.

Thought there was a hallucination.

"Wait, did you see it just now..."

"Chrysanthemum?"

"No, it's a large piece of chrysanthemum... Open it as you go The kind of explosion!"

"Fuck! What the BBS says is true! There are people shooting on the street! How did this special effect come out, and the scene can also be used for post-production?"

"Are you stupid? It must be some kind of the latest special effects technology, you know what a fart!"

Beep.

A car owner decisively parked the car on the side of the road and locked it up.

"Ai, where are you going?"

"Look at the excitement, otherwise what are you doing here?"

"Wait, you are here , Stop it!"

"Just leave him alone, just make a double flash, at worst, the traffic police is here, and I said I'm too blocked, go look for the toilet! Hey, don't tell me , I don’t believe that the traffic police can come in! The AI ​​traffic police makes mistakes too many times, so it’s better to file a complaint later."

"Brother, wit! Wait for me, I will go too!" " so there are a lot of people, the army has joined the marathon.

Shortly after the bandage man and the clown ran past.

A group of masked men with various grotesquely shaped weapons in their hands, drawn into a long line, passing through the congested traffic.

" Where are those two boxes?"

"Over there!"

One of the masked men pointed in a certain direction.

"??"

"??"

"There is a splendid chrysanthemum over there!"

"Go-- "

Yi Lin: "..."

"It seems that Li Changge and Lao Pan don't really need help here?"

Yi Lin lowered his head and said to himself Talk to yourself.

Li Changge and Lao Pan are far more chaotic than he thought.

But the more chaotic, the easier it is to fish in troubled waters.

Lao Pan's lucky value is quite high, It shouldn't be so easy to get into trouble.

Well, it should.

Yi Lin remembered that he had other things, so he turned and left decisively.

Re-import the disappeared in the crowd.

After all--

He is very busy.

There is not much time.

For some reason, looking at the large apostle gathered together, Yi Lin always has the urge to stealth a few dollars in the past.

Whether it is for death point or chaos value.

Or that random reward that is not very reliable, no loss.

But soon, Yi Lin suppressed this inexplicable impulse.

frowned, Yi Lin didn't think too much.

On the other side.

Li Changge's mentality collapsed.

The endless chrysanthemum special effects behind him are proof.

"Fuck! How can those guys chase so tightly?"

Li Changge is very puzzled, he has already used all his strength, and he has thrown away countless people for so many years. The experience of the paparazzi can be chased for an entire hour, which is incredible.

hearing this.

Lao Pan, who was also on the run, also realized that something was wrong.

He lifts the head fiercely.

My eyes narrowed.

Because of the scorching sun, when I lifted the head, my eyes were stung by the dazzling sunlight.

But at this time, Old Pan also faintly saw that just above Li Changge, about three meters above his head, there seemed to be a black spot floating.

No matter where Li Changge goes, the black spot will follow wherever he goes, like a bone gangrene.

"There seems to be something on your head."

Old Pan squeezed the stick, weighed whether he could knock down the black spot, and kindly reminded him.

Li Changge was taken aback.

He ran a few steps faster and looked up.

Yo!

There is really a small black spot.

Because he was floating above Li Changge's head, Li Changge was almost blinded by the dazzling look.

Wait.

Li Changge tried to distinguish the shape and posture of the black spot as he ran.

It seems that some Q bombs are delicious.

Take a closer look.

Finally--

Li Changge vaguely saw the true colors of the black spots.

"Fuck? Pippi Shrimp? What the hell!"

"Pippi Shrimp?"

Lao Pan didn't seem to expect Li Changge. Very good, he lifts the head and watched for a few seconds.

Sure enough, the black spot floating on top of Li Changge's head turned out to be a very mini bowed shrimp.

"It's a skill!"

Lao Pan quickly made a judgment.

Very professional.

"Skills?" Li Changge was stunned as he ran: "Are you trying to say that it's just such a pippi shrimp, let them chase me all the way?"

Old Pan nodded.

Now that it is a skill, it is easy to handle.

Li Changge asked quickly: "Is there a way?"

Old Pan jumped over a floating car, and then thought for a few seconds.

Be silent.

"Oh, by the way, you are abolished."

Li Changge suddenly realized.

Pan Xiaozheng: "..."

In the marathon army chasing and killing bandage men.

One of them closed his eyes.

It continuously senses the position of "Pippi Shrimp".

[Go! Pippi shrimp! ]

This is the most proud of his track skills.

Although the skill level is not high, it is extremely practical.

As long as Pippi Shrimp stares at you, you will never be lost.

hmph hmph hmph.

Go! Pippi shrimp!

……

……

On the BBS forum.

It has long been chaotic.

It is said that the shooting team of this mysterious crew is roughly divided into three shooting teams.

The first team.

"Ghost face" alone, one man one blade, killed four "enemies", whether it is acting, emotional scene, or the bloody scene without harmony, countless The audience unanimously praised and received high praise.

It’s just that some people think it’s weird, how can those cut off hands and feet be so realistic?

But this "doubt" has just been posted not long after it was posted, and there was a large piece of remarks such as "It's been 2121, does anyone know what special effects are, what is special effects makeup? No way? No way?" Suppressed.

That little bit of doubt did not make much waves at all.

The second team.

It is an actor team headed by the Fat Rabbit couple.

Said on the forum.

Fat Rabbit’s extremely down-to-earth curse lines can fully mobilize the emotions of the audience and the enemy, and in the process of running, use unique body language to show the tactics of "guerrilla warfare" The essence of playing with the enemy between applause.

Praise!

Like it!

10086 likes!

Moreover, although the "Strong Rabbit" was silent along the way, in every behavior and behavior, they all revealed their sincere and hidden love for the Fat Rabbit, completely interpreting it for the audience. "Chaplin" level of non-line performing art.

It's perfect.

When countless people think of the love story of the fat rabbits, their eyes are red, tears are flowing, and they all post, "From today on, I begin to believe in love again!".

The third team.

It takes "Bandage Man" and "Joker" as the protagonists, staged a scene of life and death in countless traffic.

Compared with the acting skills of the two, the whole Huating City feels incredible, but the various special effects that can't stop on the bandage man. Sometimes the chrysanthemum blossoms, sometimes the head of the grave is flickering, and sometimes The waves are turbulent, sometimes the rays of light are shooting in all directions, which blinds countless people's eyes.

This kind of realistic special effects shown on the scene has made countless people feel that this crew definitely lost money in secret. Just watching these special effects, it is conservatively estimated that the investment in the film is as high as billions, which is simply huge. Investment in large production, zero negative reviews.

Completely different from the previous crews who made junk movies under the guise of "big investment".

Of course, one of the more important reasons why this mysterious crew was able to cause a sensation in Haiting City should be -

It is all set off by peers.

Of course.

In addition to the above protagonist.

The acting skills of your dragon tactics have also been highly praised by the citizens.

Especially those dead bodies.

To be able to die so realistically and professionally, until they are carried away, they maintain the "death" posture motionless, which is the same as a real death, which makes countless people have a kind of immersive experience. I personally got into the story-like feeling of the movie.

4D? Oh no...this is a must-have 6D movie!

Many people seem to have seen a man with a white smiley mask in a very formal dress appearing in various shooting scenes.

But they don't know why, they just feel like there is such a person, but no one can be sure that they have seen this man, which is a bit strange.

Same.

This "small doubt" can't make much waves in the current BBS of Huating City.

Soon it was brushed down by other hot posts.

……

The sun is setting.

The night is quietly rising.

But the ghost face seems to have begun an intermission.

The other two marathon battallion teams are still working tirelessly in Haiting City, performing a life-and-death chase.

――Very dedicated.

Therefore, some of the office workers who have been staring at the BBS posts, and finally got off work, immediately lost their tie and overalls, tracked the location of the post, and watched the most realistic scene in history. Location shooting.

The audience is increasing.

The atmosphere of the entire Haiting City is getting more and more outrageous.

……

[18:30]

The other side of Haiting City.

Zhongzhu District.

Zhao Yulong is like a tourist, completely ignoring the killing in Haiting City, walking around, looking at the west, and eating a lot of local specialties by the way.

――All invoices were issued.

Must be reimbursed.

After all, he is on a business trip.

Wearing beach pants and flip-flops, Zhao Yulong burped one after another with satisfaction.

Anji pulled closely behind Zhao Yulong.

Her expression flickered, she twisted her slender fingers, and used her mobile phone to browse the web from time to time, and her eyes flashed with inexplicable rays of light.

Zhao Yulong didn't seem to notice.

Angela, who is following him, is getting farther and farther away from him.

One meter from the very beginning, gradually stretched to five meters.

"Oh right...huh? What are you doing so far?"

Zhao Yulong frowned and asked.

Angela chuckled and gracefully placed a long slender lady's cigarette, said with a smile: "Didn't you quit smoking? I'm afraid that the smell of my smoke will get you acridine!"

"Fuck!"

Zhao Yulong was a little depressed.

I knew I would not refuse second-hand smoke from beautiful women.

Reserved... shameful.

But Zhao Yulong second thoughts, thinking of the perfect woman in his memory, and seemed to have a little more motivation to quit smoking.

Be reserved...well, it's not that bad actually.

"Don't you think?"

Angela approached Zhao Yulong a few steps with a crisp laugh.

"I don't want to think about it."

Zhao Yulong shook his head quickly and chewed another piece of gum...something dull and tasteless.

Angela took a deep breath, her eyebrows clustered slightly, and then quickly unfolded, said with a smile: "The task is running out of time. If Zhang Huichun does not appear again, I will Now this point of death will definitely be obliterated... To be honest, I regret working with you a little bit."

"How long is there?"

Zhao Yulong looked down and thought. Thinking, it seems the same thing, so I asked one more question.

Angela lowered her head.

The scarlet lips are smoky.

Seems to check the time limit on the apostle panel.

After a while, he said: "There are less than 6 hours left."

"That is very urgent."

Zhao Yulong's feelings towards Angela Expressing understanding: "But the kid is quite sure. He said that the more time comes to the end, the greater the chance that Zhang Huichun will appear, but now that the apostles are all gathered together, Zhang Huichun is not likely to start."

"Then?"

"Hehe..." Zhao Yulong squinted and laughed twice: "This is another plan! Secret."

Angela: "..."

There was a moment of silence.

Angela suddenly sneered: "I said in advance that although I accept your protection, but if the mission fails, I will die. I might as well charge ahead and kill a few, maybe I will live to the end. I remember that you have an agreement that you will generally not intervene in the fight between apostle, unless it causes too serious an'abnormal event'."

Zhao Yulong hehe smiled: "Yes, there is indeed With such an agreement. If you want to go, you can at any time, but if you want to destroy the order or kill the innocent at will, don’t blame me for not reminding you..."

"You will die very quietly." Zhao Yulong The wretched expression changed abruptly, and dangerous rays of light flashed in his eyes.

Angela: "..."

Suddenly.

A voice abruptly sounded behind them.

"Something happened."

"!"

"..."

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