I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Half an hour ago.

About 18:00.

Haiting City.

Zhongzhu District.

The setting sun has gone down.

Only a shy orange remains on the horizon, like the poetic sentiment of a young girl in the season.

And Haiting City, which is about to enter the night, gradually lit up with colorful neon lights, and that one after another bright and blind holographic advertisement.

"Huh...I am special...I am special...I am going to die..."

Li Changge was chased by a large number of apostle all afternoon, if not there Old Pan responded by knocking to death a few Min Gao and bloodless people, taking advantage of the nightfall, and finally able to breathe a little.

The group of apostles behind them are roughly counted, at least twenty or thirty. If it is a frontal bar...

Li Changge shook his head quickly, dispelling this unrealistic idea.

It's like a little virgin entering Wanxianglou, even if he won't be killed for a while, he will probably have to live and die.

――The price is not high.

So Li Changge without the slightest hesitation chose to fight guerrilla warfare.

Of course.

The reason why Li Changge will not die for a while is more importantly because the Pippi shrimp that had been floating above his forehead not long ago disappeared.

According to Old Pan, it should be because the skill has exceeded the time limit, or the apostle of the tracking skill is released, and there is not enough spirit energy value to continue to maintain the skill.

Zhongzhu District is the most prosperous area in Haiting City.

In addition to tangled and complicated air and ground transportation routes, there are also densely packed Commerce District entertainment areas.

The crowd is raging.

It means that there are so many eyeliners.

Ordinary citizens do not know that Li Changge and Lao Pan are not as simple as making movies nowadays.

So countless people watched, yelled, and took photos and uploaded the forum.

There are even many people who are faintly looking forward to an anti-routine plot where two "protagonists" are suddenly beaten to death by a group of villains.

Ah... think about it, I can't help but feel a little excited!

Wait.

Maybe this kind of plot can sublimate the force of the whole movie?

One or two protagonists die or something?

Is it the time to co-brand the screenwriter and director of this mysterious crew on BBS for advice?

What caused the "bandage man" who jumped up and down to dodge to death?

Anyway.

Almost BBS forums are doing "manual positioning" for the positions of the protagonists in real time.

There is only a slight delay.

No ordinary person knows that this is actually a life-and-death chase.

Be caught up...

Maybe it will really die!

If Li Changge was really caught by those red-eyed apostles, even if he confessed that the box behind him was empty then, it is estimated that those apostles who had been fooled all afternoon, Will also tear Li Changge and Lao Pan to pieces without the slightest hesitation.

――The kind that can't be played back.

Just imagining that scene, Li Changge can't help but feel the illusion of a tight chrysanthemum.

"The death point is not enough..."

Li Changge glanced at the panel, crying without tears.

In the middle of the journey, I finally took advantage of the terrain and killed a few in the rebellion, but almost all of them were the black hands of Old Pan. The death point had nothing to do with Li Changge.

This is very uncomfortable.

He really wanted to move towards Lao Pan yelled: "Lao Pan, you will lose me if you do this!"

Just.

Li Changge is depressed.

He didn't expect. In fact, Pan was even more depressed in his heart.

Why is Pan Xiaozheng so tirelessly eager to grab the head in this chase?

Is it love?

Is it a possessive desire?

Is it a special hobby?

Actually neither.

Pan Xiaozheng has been in a daze after returning from a trip in Gotham City.

The unfathomable mystery has changed from "small" to "large", and unfathomable mystery is still in a state where it is still apostle but cannot use the apostle function normally, which makes old Pan feel very Uncomfortable.

It's like a special scene, you can't get in when you want to enter, and you can't get out when you want to come out.

So in the face of the apostle who was attracted by the "box", Old Pan also seized the opportunity. From time to time, he struck a stick and struck a stick in the west, and he also harvested several heads.

I originally thought that the killing between apostle might be able to reactivate the "apostle panel".

But--

I'm sorry.

Whether it is the death point that Old Pan deserves, or the joyful process of touching the box, it has nothing to do with the current Old Pan.

Lao Pan actually wants to say: "It's hard for me to be so special!"

Only.

Because of face, Lao Pan didn't show it.

Continue to wave the thick stick in his hand silently, venting the resentment in the one after another brain.

"Fuck!"

Li Changge just hid in the path between the tall buildings and took a few breaths, but didn't expect to rest for a few minutes and eat a lot The melon crowd spotted them with excitement, and took crazy pictures of their crack cracks, then shook their hands and uploaded them to the forum.

"It's not a way to escape like this!"

Li Changge almost burst into tears. After running for an afternoon, he is so tired that he can't even get excited. The special effect is like a wilted eggplant, which pops out a little from time to time, but it has already lost the original ten thousand zhang of brilliance.

It’s hard to get emotional after doing this!

Just when Li Changge and Old Pan are about to flee for a new round.

Just when Li Changge was about to be unable to hold on, he was extremely hesitant to throw away the box behind him.

The death mark imprinted on the hip by Li Changge shook slightly. Although the vibration was light, it made the nervous Li Changge frighten the chrysanthemum tightly. A mini chrysanthemum flashed behind him.

"Information?"

Li Changge almost used the fastest speed to open the communication panel.

In a few seconds.

Li Changge almost cried: "Fuck! Boss! You will lose my loyal leg pendant aaahhhh if you do this!"

Yi Lin: "hehe , I guess you haven’t earned enough death points? You should have all been brushed away by Old Pan, right?"

Li Changge: "wu wu wu ……"

Yi Lin ignores it directly After Li Changge’s vivid acting cries, he said lightly: "When you really can’t hold on and you are about to die, Lao Pan will give you a'tip', which can save your life."

Finished.

Yi Lin immediately interrupted the call.

Li Changge cried desperately for another round.

didn't expect Yi Lin unexpectedly expected that Li Changge would continue to chirp nonsense, decisively set Li Changge to "do not disturb mode".

Tips?

What the fuck?

Do you think this is really making a movie?

Do you want me to stage a counter-kill with residual blood?

Gangster, that's just a movie script!

Wait.

Li Changge cried in his heart for a while, then suddenly turned his head shiningly: "Old Pan...Where is the kit?"

Pan Xiaozheng was expressionless under the mask. : "Let's talk about it when you are about to die."

Li Changge: "..."

Suddenly.

Just as Li Changge was in a daze, when Old Pan was stroking his stick in the same place, a light shout came from the end of the alley.

This soft drink is as shy as a whisper in a lover's ear.

"Go! Pippi Shrimp!"

咻――

In an instant.

The voice fell off. From the direction of the source of the sound, a small, plump, succulent Pippi shrimp, like a bullet, popped out a beautiful arc in the air and rushed directly to the top of Li Changge's head.

It seems that when he reaches the sky above Li Changge, he has rotated three hundred and sixty degrees gracefully.

"Fuck, how come it is Pippi Shrimp again!"

Li Changge has already had experience, and now he sees this Pippi Shrimp and knows what happened.

Another tracking skill!

After hiding for a long time, didn't expect got caught up with Pippi shrimp again!

"Want to go?"

In the dark.

The end of the alley.

A large swath of apostle, with heads moving.

In their hands, holding various weapons or magic weapons.

There are knives, swords, hammers, long spears, thermal weapons, shovels, toilet suctions, shields, and short curved sticks...

In short , All kinds of strange things, there is no lack of strange things.

But Li Changge did not dare to underestimate those strange-looking props.

Even a delicious-looking Pippi shrimp can track dozens of streets in Li Changge. In the apostle world, what else is impossible?

Everything is possible!

As long as it is the Luck Emperor, any weird props and equipment can be extracted!

Luck Emperor has everything!

"Go!"

Various apostles rushed into the alley.

But depending on their running speed, the agility attribute It shouldn't be too high, otherwise the powerhouse on the agility side, already in the blink of an eye, will be enough to cross in front of Li Changge.

Old Pan was silent.

Suddenly take a step forward!

"Stay back!"

Before Li Changge could react, Old Pan stepped forward, kicked backward, kicked flying Li Changge with a bewildered look.

dong!

Li Changge just had time to land safely with his butt.

lifts the head, just in time to see Old Pan’s messy hair, pulling the wind from the back, facing a large apostle like a wolf dog, raised high with the bumpy baseball bat in his hand.

Lao Pan did not hesitate, nor did he have the blood to wait for the opponents to release skills and threw away props, and directly smashed the "good friend of Harley Quinn" into the ground.

Although Pan Xiaozheng has been useless.

But he did not forget.

"Harley Quinn's Good Friend", there is also a special effect.

I don’t know if it’s because Harley Quinn in Gotham City used to play more intensely. The special effects attached to this stick are very intriguing.

bang!

The moment Old Pan smashed the stick fiercely on the ground.

Centered on where the stick fell, a crack with thick arms stretched all the way to the distance, rumbling, everyone looked at the fast winding crack in horror, and was so scared to stop. After stepping forward, they retreated one after another.

But the alley was too narrow and there were too many people. It was pushed wave after wave, wave after wave. Before the apostle running at the front of the team had time to exit, another apostle squeezed in behind him.

The scene is extremely chaotic.

The cracks are getting bigger and bigger, and when it finally reaches the apostle's feet, it is far wider than a person lying horizontally, so that a person can't get up even if he falls or climbs... more than enough.

Lao Pan didn't have any nostalgia after throwing such a heroic stick. He pulled up Li Changge directly, turned around and ran away.

The apostle was squeezed to the forefront, and his legs spread hard, almost splitting into a single horse.

Someone looked at the terrifying and deep surface crack under the crotch, scared his legs shiver coldly, and couldn't say a word.

This, this, this, this is something human can do?

Too cruel, right?

Far away.

Li Changge was also stunned by this scene.

Let Old Pan run in front of him with his clothes, but he didn't react for a long time.

"Old Pan, do you still need to run if you have this kind of Divine Item? Damn him!"

Pan Xiaozheng: "..."

Old Pan Keep running without looking back.

And in the alley.

Lao Pan shook the stick like Heavenly God descended.

The entire alley was scared to move by the "horrific" crack.

But just half a minute later.

The horrible crack that was large enough to hold several people falling down was unexpectedly closed again, and in the end only a small ditch with naked eye bottomed out.

"???"

A group of apostles cast out a question mark at the same time. If the question marks have special effects, I believe they will be as dense as the stars in the night sky.

Ten seconds have passed.

Someone finally reacted.

"Damn! That was an illusion! We were all cheated!"

"!!!"

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