I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

This is... quite suddenly.

The viewing layer has been inclined at 45 angles at this time, and the roots of the load-bearing pillars below are broken. It seems that the viewing layer finally crashed on the ground and became a gorgeous coffin for everyone. It was only a matter of time.

"Fuck? Why did it explode again!"

For some reason, after returning from a trip to Gotham City, Little Fatty was particularly sensitive to these two words. The kind that will instantly blow up the hair and tremble crazily with fat all over the body.

-"Explosion".

-"Brother Su".

Little Fatty can't care about the meaningful look from Brother Su at this moment.

I saw him more than two hundred catties of fat, clinging to the pillar with both hands, trying to prevent himself from slipping.

Pop.

Su Xiaosu came in silently, and actually hugged the same pillar with Little Fatty.

Quite a little bit of life and death.

Little Fatty didn't know if it was convulsions. Seeing Su Xiaosu's vivid body language, she secretly brewed a feeling of "movement" in her heart.

pa!

Little Fatty suddenly felt that something was wrong with him, and fiercely slapped him on the face again.

I am so touched by a ghost Ahhhh!

Li Erpang was so frightened that he burst into a cold sweat, and exhausted his life's energy to squeeze this dangerous idea into the spores.

Zhao Yulong's expression suddenly became cold, and he adjusted his "direction" slightly. As the glass floor tilted, Zhao Yulong's feet were firmly stuck to the "glass plate", and his body was also strange. The ground is inclined forty-five degrees.

Although Zhi Tianwu had no expression on his face and said nothing, he just used an unsheathed knife to press against the pillar, trying to prevent himself from sliding down.

Mo Rendi slightly smiled.

This sudden change did not even make Old Man Mo's hairstyle messy.

He just picked up the wire rope with one hand, said with a smile: "Xiao Zhao, please take these youngsters take along to withdraw."

After that,

p>He didn't wait for Zhao Yulong's approval or disagreement. He smashed the glass with a light kick, jumped directly down, and disappeared in front of everyone in the blink of an eye.

"???"

Zhao Yulong slammed in the direction where "Mo Rendi" once existed not long after he just jumped. The profound mystery expression instantly turned into tears without tears: " Boss, group leader! I am so overwhelmed by Ahhhh here!"

Li Erpang: "?"

Su Xiaosu: "?"

Zhao Yulong suddenly turned his head, looked not far away, holding the same pillar, Su Xiaosu and Li Erpang, who are dependent on life and death, were silent for a few seconds, and the crow's feet wrinkled deeper in the corners of their eyes, like two brilliant chrysanthemums beside them.

"Fuck, not only overloaded, but also overweight Ahhh!"

Li Erpang was displeased when he heard it, and while clinging to the pillar, he retorted loudly: "I Super peat! Fatty, I’m just over 200 catties! Ah no, I’m thin now! Fatty is so thin now that it’s a lightning bolt? wu wu wu ――”

Little Fatty said Thinking of the fat fat that passed away, I couldn't help but ying ying ying sobbing.

Su Xiaosu: "..."

Boom!

There is another explosion under me!

The collapse of the ornamental layer is imminent.

The viewing layer unexpectedly pours from a 45-degree angle and shakes again, suddenly turning to 60 degrees.

Li Erpang is almost half of his body hanging in the air.

If he and Su Xiaosu were not both apostle on the side of strength, they might not be able to firmly fix themselves on the pillar with the strength of their arms alone.

But obviously, this is not the way to go.

He has already cast [Burn it! Fat! 】, there is no excess fat on the body to provide defensive power, if it falls from the height of several hundred meters with the collapse of the viewing layer...

Li Erpang slightly imagined the scene after free fall .

"Fuck Ahhhh! Yi Lin, you must return that thing to me!"

Su Xiaosu is slightly smiled.

It seems to be saying: Life and Death Together, no regrets or regrets.

Suddenly, Zhao Yulong gritted his teeth and couldn't take care of so much. Now, if I think about it a little bit, Zhao Yulong can also guess that this sudden change must be Zhang Huichun’s last opponent, which was arranged in advance. all of these.

Fortunately, he can say that he can float down completely. If he takes so many people...I can only pray that these guys will have enough skin is rough and flesh is thick.

"Get in my car!"

Zhao Yulong suddenly "walked" towards several people, leaning his body, as if everything happening around him had no effect on him at all .

Zhi Tianwu: "?"

Su Xiaosu: "??"

Li Erpang: "??"

Car vehicle?

Where can I find cars?

Li Erpang looked dumbfounded.

Zhao Yulong realized that he had made a mistake and said quickly: "Hurry up and hold my hand and I will take you down!"

In addition to Yi Lin and Mo Rendi, others People don't understand Zhao Yulong's abilities at all.

But Zhao Yulong, as one of the pillars of the "special group", other people hearing this, instantly reacted, even if there are countless question marks in his mind, they dare not talk nonsense at this time.

That is no different from courting death.

There is not much time!

Su Xiaosu and Li Erpang insisted on holding the same pillar tightly. It was better to deal with it. Zhao Yulong took the two directly into his special car.

At the moment when Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu were in contact with Zhao Yulong, they immediately felt their bodies lightened countless times, as if the existence of "gravity" was wiped out by Zhao Yulong with no difficulty. There was a surprised expression on his face.

None of them noticed that at the moment when Zhao Yulong held the two weights in charge, close and numerous sweats appeared on his forehead again.

"And Zhi Tianwu beauties!"

Li Er is fat-eyed, for fear that Zhao Yulong would forget the beauties, he reminded him.

Su Xiaosu glanced at Little Fatty silently, but didn't say much.

Zhao Yulong stepped lightly, in this upside-down space, as if unaffected, walked directly in front of Zhi Tianwu.

Zhi Tianwu did not hesitate, and silently took Su Xiaosu's hand.

Hiss--

Zhao Yulong's face was pale.

"Jump!"

Zhao Yulong felt that his body was emptied crazily, and the spirit energy value was crazily passing, so he did not dare to delay any more. He directly pulled a few people from Mo Rendi jumped down on the broken side.

"aaahhhh ――"

in the sky.

Li Erpang's scream of lose one's head out of fear rippling.

……

……

Downstairs.

To be precise.

It's under the Goddess Tower.

Yi Lin and Li Changge lifted the head one after another.

It was discovered that the load-bearing pillar below the ornamental layer on the top of Goddess Tower had unexpectedly blown up the unfathomable mystery.

Li Changge has not experienced the night of Gotham. He has no conditioned fear of various explosions, but just made a subconsciously bewildered expression.

As for Yi Lin.

We are in a weak state at the moment.

The full attribute has been weakened to a certain degree of terrifying.

When I saw this scene, Yi Lin felt a thump in his head, and...then there was no more.

It is impossible to think carefully about the next step.

That's right.

Ah.

Wait.

My mind seems to be a little normal again.

Yi Lin patted his face vigorously.

Normally, when something falls, there will be at least four directions, East, South, West, North, or front and rear left... left, left, left and right.

As long as the luck is not too bad, you should not hit yourself on the head.

Oh!

Yi Lin is a little grateful that he can actually think of this layer.

It seems that the spirit attribute of 1.0 will not be reduced to the point of completely mentally retarded.

Hey, wait a minute.

What is luck?

Yi Lin lowered his head first, then lifts the head blankly.

I saw an explosion, and in the light of the Heavenly Fire, I only heard a bang. The viewing layer collapsed. In the sky, all the load-bearing columns were completely broken, and the whole The viewing layer also instantly collapsed in one direction.

In the eyes of Yi Lin.

The viewing layer seems to be directly above me.

The shadow in front of my eyes... gradually spread.

Yi Lin: "?"

Li Changge: "??"

Suddenly.

Right now.

In the light of the Heavenly Fire, one after another pillar exploded one after another, just as the viewing layer was about to fall towards Yi Lin's forehead.

It seems to be going back in time, and it is also like the reversal of everything. The collapsed pillars, burning flames, and broken glass are restored to the original appearance at a terrifying speed.

In just a few seconds.

Everything that was happening before everyone's eyes, the flame was annihilated, the mirror shattered, and even the collapsed load-bearing column was strangely restored to its original state of being firm and straight.

I blinked again, as if everything I experienced just now was a dream. On the Goddess Tower, the viewing layer is intact, as if nothing happened,

Yi Lin slowly A question mark was played.

――He didn't have time to think.

But Li Changge couldn't help but squeezed his face, pushing him to the extreme.

"I, I, I, did I not wake up?"

And the old Pan, who is carrying "Harley Quinn’s good friend", is witnessing After this scene, the expression was also surprised, completely unimaginable, what happened between this one and the other.

Everything happened in the explosion of unfathomable mystery, but unfathomable mystery fell silent.

No one knows what happened in this.

Yi Lin is forcibly demoted at this moment, even more unable to think.

Just bowed his head, slightly smiled.

dong!

Suddenly.

Not far away.

The ground shook suddenly.

It feels like a heavy object, fiercely hitting the ground.

At the same time.

Haiting City.

Somewhere.

There is a huge crowd here.

Bustling.

A beautiful young woman with a pink little girl sitting on a bench.

The little girl holds a cup of milk tea in her hand, sucking it with keen interest pleasure, as if it were the most High Level delicacy in the world.

"Hey, Xiaoxi, be careful, don't drink so fast, what do you do if you choke!"

"Ma Ma, delicious, Ma Ma~~wu wu wu ~" Xiaoxi said vaguely while chewing on the straw.

"Be careful--"

Suddenly.

The voice of the beautiful young woman suddenly came.

No one around noticed that the beautiful young woman's original doting expression suddenly became indifferent and ruthless, like a cold machine.

"Tzzzzzzz ――"

The beautiful young woman looked down at "Xiaoxi", and suddenly there was a burst of noisy strange noises around her.

"en?"

At the same time.

Xiaoxi, frowned, sipping milk tea with pleasure, lifts the head, and looks at each other silently with her beautiful "mother".

"'C-002', you have violated the rules."

The beautiful young woman's voice is erratic, and she is different from before.

Xiaoxi did not show any surprises at this strange scene in front of her, but only pouted lightly snorted: "Where is Xiaoxi~"

"You interfered." The game's progress."

"I don't have it!" Xiaoxi said weakly: "'Here' hasn't started yet! You don't come here~"

"You violated the rules "I don't have one!"

"You have violated the rules!"

"I don't!"

"You have violated the rules That's it!"

"I don't have one!"

This weird conversation, if placed in normal times, will definitely attract a lot of people's attention.

But the strange thing is that this mother-daughter dialogue is getting louder and louder, but no one of the pedestrians around is looking at this side, as if these two people are in a different world from the others In that way.

The abrupt room.

The willow brows slightly wrinkle of the "beautiful young woman", lifts the head, as if searching for something, a little more doubtful in his indifferent tone: "en? This permission......"

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"Too bored Pat the beautiful young woman on her body.

Pop.

Xiaoxi's pink palm seemed to lightly patted the beautiful woman's snow-white thigh.

The beautiful young woman has no expression on her face, like a walking corpse. She just lowered her head and looked at the place that Xiaoxi touched.

There is no fluctuation in the tone: "C-002, you...Tzzzzzzz...you actually..."

Acridine~ I'm afraid of acridine~

Snap .

Suddenly, the eyeballs of the beautiful young woman slipped off her face, spinning down on the bench.

Not only that.

That exquisite pretty face turned out to be like a candle, melting and disintegrating quickly at the speed visible to naked eye. In a blink of an eye, a huge living person was actually slapped by Xiaoxi , Turned into a pool of blood.

In a blink of an eye, the blood on the bench leaked into the bench silently and disappeared thoroughly, as if it had never existed before.

Xiaoxi lowered her head.

"Acridine~the hemp is gone~ what to do! wu wu wu..." Xiaoxi sipped a sip of sweet milk tea, her cheeks bulging.

Xiaoxi hummed and cried for a while, then suddenly burst into laughter: "Then...find another hehe~ hehe!"

A few minutes later .

A slender and charming young woman walked out of the crowd and hurriedly came to Xiao Xi.

"Xiaoxi! Where did you go! Scared my mother to death!"

"Ma Ma~~~"

The beautiful young woman will take Xiaoxi from Lifted up on the bench and raised high, the smile of motherhood was permeated.

……

……

In Haiting City, Goddess Tower is one of the most famous landmarks in the whole city, no matter which district it is in, as long as it is not If you are obviously obstructed, you can see the dazzling tower in the night sky as long as you lift the head.

And when the Goddess Tower was suddenly bombed, whether it was looking for a fat rabbit, or silently liking the crew, or shopping around to buy the "crew the same" mask, the whole sea In Tingshi, no matter who lifted the head and saw the terrifying scene, they all stopped their busy work by appointment.

Female, female, female, Goddess Tower has been bombed again!

Wait.

Why is "again"?

The whole Haiting City was in an uproar.

But this kind of consternation did not last too long, and the consternation in the hearts of all Haiting citizens was replaced by another mood.

——Greater consternation.

Again, again, did you fight back again?

The artillery fire that covers Goddess, the viewing layer that is about to collapse, the sky that is set against the red central sky, the explosion that surrounds Heaven and Earth like thunder, everything is just like The hallucinations, like time going backwards, all retracted unfathomable mystery.

In just a few minutes.

Haiting City BBS.

It has long been chaotic.

Even the hot posts of all the related crews were silently swiped down.

Top hot posts... Changed one after another.

In just a few minutes.

……

……

Under the Goddess Tower.

Zhao Yulong was shocked.

He can be sure that what happened just now is definitely not an illusion.

But Zhao Yulong cannot explain what kind of power it is to restore the Goddess Tower that is about to collapse.

This kind of thing is not as simple as restoring a young woman to a girl. Even if someone has this weird skill, the spirit energy value required is definitely far surpasses the imagination.

However, Zhao Yulong deserves to be Zhao Yulong. Although he was shocked and puzzled, he didn't confuse him for too long.

Although Zhang Huichun died in the hope of everyone, there are still a lot of things to be dealt with.

For example---

The explosion of Goddess Tower, followed by a glimpse of the undamaged scene, just how to explain this "abnormal" to the public is enough for Zhao Yulong to go Headache for a few days.

"Wait, what about the kid? Maybe he has a way to fool the public."

Lao Zhao's brain was in pain for a long time, and then he remembered that Yi Lin not long ago Send a message to tell myself that he is just downstairs.

Thinking of this, Zhao patted the non-existent dust on his butt, and is about to leave.

Su Xiaosu: "..."

Zhi Tianwu: "..."

Li Erpang: "Big guy... can you help me call an ambulance? The car..."

Zhao Yulong made an OK gesture and chuckled: "Ou Bing, don’t worry, the ambulance will be here soon!"

While talking, Zhao Yulong drifted away , And soon disappeared in front of Li Erpang.

There was another silence.

Li Erpang hesitated for a long time, and finally couldn't help but weakly said: "Su, Su, Sister Su, can you start with me first? I feel like I'm about to poop..."

Su Xiaosu silently moved his body away and turned over.

"Okay."

The voice is very sweet.

It seems a bit more shy.

……

No one didn't expect, but Oulele rushed to the scene with a small schoolbag on his back.

It seems that shortly after notifying Mo Rendi of the crash, Orale knew that he was no longer alive, so he eagerly rushed to the Goddess Tower, wanting to join in the fun at close range.

The scene where the Goddess Tower collapses and reorganizes is also a pair of dog eyes that blinds Oral.

"Brother, brother, brother, I seem to have seen an illusion just now."

Oulele ran all the way to Yi Lin.

There seems to be white mucus on the corners of his mouth.

――I didn’t wipe my mouth after eating ice cream.

Yi Lin's head is confused.

It took three seconds to remember that this mushroom head brat is called Oulele.

Oralle?

Ou Le?

Yi Lin suddenly eyes shrank.

It may be some kind of obsession. In a weak state, even thinking has become a problem for Yi Lin. A hint of obsession suddenly flashed in his mind.

He stretched out his hand to Oulele vigorously: "Video."

"???"

What the hell video?

Ou Lele was full of question marks in an instant.

"Tonight's... all the videos."

Although Yi Lin's mind is not good now, he seems to remember that there is one more important thing left that he has not done yet .

After listening to Oulele, he immediately understood.

I took out a mini U disk the size of a fingernail in the treasure-like manner, and his face was stunned: "Brother, don't worry, I have copied all of them. As for the backup in Haiting City, my Oule All the music files were deleted thoroughly, and there is absolutely no way to restore them. It's useless when Jesus comes, I said it!"

Yi Lin snatched the mini U disk.

Oralle: "?"

At this moment.

Zhao Yulong's expression was unusually heavy, and he walked over from the other side of the Goddess Tower.

When he found that Li Changge and Yi Lin looked intact, he quietly sighed in relief.

Huh?

What is that kid doing on the ground?

Zhao Yulong was slightly surprised, but didn't think too much about it. Seeing Oral was here, he immediately asked: "Lele, have you dealt with the monitoring equipment?"

Oulele slapped it straight, and his expression was terrifying: "My name is Oulele! Zhao Uncle, don't worry, Oulele does things, absolutely reliable!"

"By the way, where is the leader?"

Oulele said blankly: "I don't know, maybe you are gone?"

Zhao Yulong was speechless.

This is the style of Mo Rendi.

He quietly pinched his fingers and forgot.

Now Mo Rendi is rushing back to the capital overnight, maybe he can also celebrate the second half of the "Mo Mengmeng 17th Anniversary Celebration Party", say a celebration word, cut a cake or something, although the time is a bit in a hurry, but It should still be too late.

After all, Mo Mengmeng that girl is a famous night owl in the circle.

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

Forget it, anyway, there is no need for Mo Rendi to deal with anything. Zhang Huichun is dead, and the rest of the apostles in Haiting City, as long as they are not stupid, I believe they will quietly Leaving this city, there will be no more moths.

There are really no eyes, hehe.

"Oh, yes, remember to help call an ambulance. Hey...Wait, one estimate is not enough, three."

After that, Zhao Yulong silently sighed.

Oralle hearing this, startled.

He hesitated for a moment, and saw the heavy expression that could not be hidden between Zhao Yulong's eyebrows, that faintly tinged with a bit of vicissitudes of fatigue, Ou Lele seemed to understand something, and there was a faint feeling in his heart. Sad, as if in an instant, a lot of maturity: "How happy to live, and how to fear death... Zhao Uncle, look at it."

Zhao Yulong was taken aback suddenly: "You are talking What?"

"en? Didn't you say that they were dead?"

Zhao Yulong hearing this, instantly didn't know whether to cry or laugh: "When did I say They are dead? Hurry up and call for an ambulance! Their skin is rough, flesh is thick, and they probably won’t die! But if you are late, maybe you won’t be able to hold it anymore."

"Ou Bing !" Oral was immediately happy again.

Tuk Tuk Tuk.

It took another few minutes.

The neighborhood of Goddess Tower is revived.

Team after team of special team field staff, carrying stretchers, carried away the masked apostles on the ground.

Another group of people drove a water storage truck and scoured the ground sprinkled with plasma frantically. No matter how busy they are, the aftermath must be done well.

Zhao Yulong pulled out the knife that was stuck on the ground and took a closer look. No wonder that even Zhang Huichun would be fooled. The shape of this ancient blade is indeed the same as that of Zhi Tianwu. That knife, has several points of similarity.

Just find a broken hand and stick it on it, which is enough to be fake.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting!

Of course, realistic props are also indispensable.

Tuk Tuk Tuk.

Zhao Yulong wiped the sweat that kept coming out of his forehead, feeling a little soft in his legs.

After all, it was overloaded and overweight, and it fell directly from the top, which really made Zhao Yulong too imaginary.

It's really thanks to the fatty couples who are both apostle of strength, and HP is resistant to beatings. If you change someone else, you may not be able to survive.

There is another reason. The reason why Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu fell so miserably so overlapped is because Zhao Yulong took special care of Miss Zhi Tianwu.

"Ability" leaned a little over there.

Tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk.

It took another ten minutes.

Zhao Yulong finally used the fastest speed to clean up this large-scale performance site, and then took time out: "Oh yes, Lele, I almost forgot, you remember the impact tonight Keep a copy. Something is very strange tonight. I have to analyze and analyze it when I go back."

He could not imagine the ability to restore the Goddess Tower so smoothly. The meeting has never appeared on the files of the special group.

The presence of such a person in his yard really makes Zhao Yulong sleepless.

Ole Le is frowned, but soon said with a smile: "Zhao Uncle, don’t worry, isn’t it necessary? The backup is already done, the only one, and it’s encrypted and stored in the U disk. !"

"Awesome~!" Zhao Yulong knew Olele's urinary sex for a long time. He chuckled directly and gave a thumbs up to Olele. It’s a little child, it’s easy to deal with. , Give some pocket money, and naturally work hard eagerly.

Ollie here!

"That has to be!" Oral really started to grieve again.

Tuk tuk ka ka ka.

"What about the USB flash drive?"

"Oh~ at Brother Lin!"

Oralle participated in Yi Lin's entire flicker plan. At this time, I was completely convinced by Yi Lin's layout. There was nothing else.

Huh.

Zhao Yulong listened.

Suddenly I had a bad feeling.

Yi Lin?

By the way, what is Yi Lin squatting on the ground all the time?

It seems to have been squatting for a long time, right?

It’s a bit...not quite similar to this kid?

At this time.

Yi Lin finally finished his toss, lifts the head, and met Zhao Yulong's weird look... grinning.

In Yi Lin's hand, he holds a dark red knife without brilliance.

"By the way, Zhang Huichun is dead, don't you hurry up and put your big baby away?"

"Okay."

Yi Lin was stunned Frozen, shaking his head, Yiyan put the Blood Jasmine away.

Huh?

How do you feel that Yi Lin...a little silly but adorable? Are you stupid by Zhang Huichun?

"Are you hurt?"

"No, hehe."

"Do you feel any discomfort?"

"No, hehe."

"Um...what day is today?"

"Nothing, hehe."

Zhao Yulong: "..., are you stupid?"

Suddenly.

Suddenly, Oulele mushroom head exploded, and rushed to the foot of Yi Lin, and vigorously scraped up a small pile of shining gray dust from the ground.

I cried in an instant: "wu wu wu, my USB flash drive!!!"

Zhao Yulong: "..."

Yi Lin: "hehe ."