I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Two days later.

Yi Lin is lying on the hospital bed.

Wearing a blue striped medical gown.

Although the clothes are very clean and have no peculiar smell, the unfathomable mystery always gives Yi Lin the illusion of returning to the Gotham Nursing Home.

These two days...it's been quiet.

The ghost knows what he has experienced in the past two days.

When I think of the embarrassment that happened in the past two days, Yi Lin has the urge to kill everyone.

Of course, this is just a joke.

But he is indeed very ruinous when he is in a state of "weakness".

He vaguely remembered that Zhao Yulong had visited him several times and even found a senior psychiatric professor to see if he would be sent to an exceptional spirit shelter.

――and "9528" upper and lower bunks.

By the way, let Lao Pan revisit an old haunt.

I almost became Pan Zhengyi when I thought of it, but this made Yi Lin sweat.

It is conceivable that once he is contained in the "apostle" asylum, his guardianship level must be terrifying.

Tuk-tuk-tuk.

Someone knocks on the door.

"Go in."

Yi Lin sighed, decided not to think too much.

A sneaky silhouette got in.

Wearing a hat, mask, sunglasses, and a very typical "Li Changge" attire.

"hehe."

Yi Lin laughed routinely.

Li Changge, he hurriedly locked the door, sighed in relief, and then resolutely removed his unpretentious disguise.

"Ai, a good person, how can he be stupid if he is stupid?"

Li Changge is not a fool either. However, something was discovered later. Yi Lin answered the questions incorrectly and seemed to be a little different.

"Oh."

Li Changge was deeply sighed again, because he was beaten by fat in front of the Goddess Tower. There seemed to be a bit of bruise on his face, but it was not important, Li Changge I have ordered the highest level facial mask from abroad overnight. I believe it will not be long before he will be able to return to the Peak value.

"Big brother, I finally did not lose you, Li Changge, even if you are stupid, you are still my boss."

Li Changge showed a touch of sadness, lifts the head, with a deep gaze.

"hehe."

Yi Lin laughed again.

This smile is very familiar to Li Changge.

Anyway, no matter who talked to Yi Lin, Yi Lin would only giggle happily and couldn't communicate normally, making him another Pan Zhengyi.

This is a bit uncomfortable.

Li Changge sat down by the bed.

Head down.

The eyelids are slightly drooping.

He didn't notice that Yi Lin's smile contained a little bit of coldness and a slight killing intent.

Suddenly again!

Li Changge magically took out a... brand new rattle from behind.

da da da da da da.

Li Changge had a lowly laughed face, his painting style changed suddenly, he shook the rattle vigorously, and chuckled: "Do you want to play? If you want to play, just say acridine~ Call me a big guy, I'm so handsome Li Changge will never refuse~~~"

Yi Lin coldly smiled, I remember the past few days, Li Changge took advantage of the "weak" state, a series of stupid things he did Without the slightest hesitation, Yi Lin raised his mind power and condensed into a big palm slap, invisible and colorless, moving towards Li Changge fiercely and slapped his face.

――The kind that sucks to death.

pa!

Left face.

"Fuck!" Li Changge was forced by this sudden slap, "Who hit me?"

pa!

Right face.

"Who beats me again!"

Papa.

Open the bow left and right.

Li Changge was scared and cried, because Mao suddenly felt that this kind of experience is so familiar to him?

pa pa pa pa pop.

Next, Yi Lin didn't distinguish between left and right, and moved towards Li Changge.

Finally.

Yi Lin is comfortable.

Well, as expected, the psychologist is right. If some negative emotions do not want to be vented, it really affects a person's mental state.

At the very least,

the ECG monitor next to Yi Lin, after a round of heavy pumping of Li Changge, the heart rate reminder has also stabilized a lot.

Thank you, Long Song Brother.

"Huh? Li Changge? Why are you here?"

Yi Lin "suddenly" woke up, frowned, looked suspiciously at the chair next to the bed Li Changge: "When did you come, and why did your face swell like this?"

Li Changge was already out of breath and was drawn out of breath. , And when he heard Yi Lin's normal voice, he woke up suddenly, lay directly on the bed and hugged Yi Lin's thigh, crying and crying: "Big guy, big guy, big guy! Help me! Help me! Me! It seems to be haunted again!"

"Oh -" Yi Lin suddenly realized: "Something happened again?"

Li Changge's face was swollen and crazy nodded.

I don't know if I am used to smoking, Li Changge unexpectedly has no messy special effects coming out this time.

Yi Lin sullenly, pointing silently behind Li Changge: "Are you sure it is? By the way, the mother spirit behind you... doesn't seem to be resolved yet?"

Li Changge was dumbfounded.

Well...it seems to make sense!

Since that incident was over and everything was calm and tranquil, I don’t know if I was accustomed to being suppressed. Li Changge was able to fall asleep comfortably in the middle of the night, never tossing and turning again, and no loneliness. Mian... He even forgot that this was a supernatural event.

Now being mentioned by Yi Lin, Li Changge suddenly remembered that this mother spirit seems to be a time bomb Ahhhh!

"Big brother, help me!"

Just when Li Changge was holding his thigh desperately.

There was another knock on the door outside.

Li Changge looked at Yi Lin, and now the broad daylight is so beautiful, Li Changge could only open the door silently.

"Huh? Brother, your surname?"

It was Little Fatty who stopped by.

Er fat classmate of the fine and strong version.

In the "Haiting Major Event", Li Erpang first drank a bottle of Great Demon medicine, and then lost weight. Now Li Erpang is desperately eating various high-calorie pills. Food supplements lost fat.

While chewing on the synthetic chicken legs, Li Erpang saw that the stranger who opened the door was swollen like a pig's head. He couldn't help being frowned and resisting the urge to slap it over.

After all, for a while, he couldn't tell whether it was an enemy or a friend.

The apostle relationship is very dangerous.

"Whatever I am! Whatever I am! Li Changge!"

Huh?

Li Changge just finished speaking, and suddenly felt that this scene was inexplicably familiar, as if something similar happened at some time and place.

"Li Changge?" Li Erpang loudly shouted: "Where is the evildoer! How dare you pretend to be Li Changge? Look at Fatty, I won't kill you!"

"I'm really vegetarian Li Changge!" Li Changge wanted to cry without tears.

"How to prove?"

Li Changge thought for a while, and quickly brewed his emotions, and suddenly a chrysanthemum special effect bloomed behind him.

"Oh! It's really you! That's okay!" Li Erpang was nodded with a calm expression, then put away the slap of begin to stir, and quickly asked curiously: " Why are you labelled like this? Grass powder was found?"

"..."

Just then.

Li Erpang shrank all over.

"Uh, sorry, Sister Su, I will go in now, I will go in now."

Li Erpang was kicked by Su Xiaosu behind him, making the chrysanthemum tight. , Quickly let the door open.

Su Xiaosu lowered his head vigorously and squeezed in through the narrow door.

You Little Fatty is really a clever ghost!

When Yi Lin saw Li Erpang's squinted eyes, he instantly remembered what Little Fatty had said in this room for two days.

On time.

Yi Lin said nothing.

Grasp the timing of Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu’s standing side by side, Yi Lin silently simulates the shape of a small slap with the motivation of thinking, and pats fiercely on Su Xiaosu’s developed gluteus maximus. .

puff puff puff puff.

Because of the concerns that Su Xiaosu's muscles are too strong, if they are not strong enough, it is probably almost the same as stinging a mosquito.

And the strength...I guess it's just right.

Sure enough, Yi Lin just finished shooting here.

Su Xiaosu glanced at Li Erpang silently, and said in a low voice: "Don't be here."

Li Erpang's face was dumbfounded: "???"

Yi Lin saw this, nodded with satisfaction.

Little Fatty, you will appreciate me in the future.

Perhaps, this is the legendary virtue of repaying grievances with virtue.

"Huh? Your brat is normal?"

Li Erpang didn't know what happened not long ago. He squinted his eyes and looked at Yi Lin for a while, and he also reacted.

After all, in his opinion, with this kid's cunning level, absolutely impossible is so easily abandoned.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon.

"It's okay."

Yi Lin didn't explain much either.

Only then did he discover that Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu, like himself, were wearing the same blue and white striped hospital gown.

This is a little... nostalgic.

It really gives Yi Lin a sense of vision to return to the nursing home.

"en?"

Yi Lin's heart moved slightly.

I don’t know if it’s a coincidence. Soon after Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu came in, Zhao Yulong, Oulele, and Lao Pan also came together.

As for Yi Lin's return to "normal", Zhao Yulong expressed some surprises.

He didn't go around the circle either, he directly asked about the reason for Yi Lin's weird state in the past two days.

Yi Lin had already figured out his excuses when he slammed Li Changge.

Shortly after Zhao Yulong raised the question, he looked calm, and by the way, with a hint of bitter smile, he moved out the rhetoric he had prepared.

It’s nothing more than Zhang Huichun’s skills. Yi Lin suffers untold hardships. With all his cards out, Zhang Huichun was finally consumed, but Zhang Huichun was forced to enter a weak state for 48 hours before he died. Skills led to a sharp drop in spirit strength, and then a series of stupid things happened.

Yi Lin's explanation, Zhao Yulong pondered it carefully, but there is no doubt, after all, it is reasonable.

Zhang Huichun has killed so many apostles, even if he is bad luck, he can still draw out a lot of props and skills. According to Zhao Yulong, Yi Lin can kill Zhang Huichun and return to the real world alive. A miracle.

As for the details of Yi Lin's killing of Zhang Huichun, Zhao Yulong did not ask much.

After all, the details of each individual's skills are the biggest secret, and Zhao Yulong will not be difficult.

Speaking of the whole thing, Zhao Yulong couldn't help feeling a little bit emotional.

He also didn’t expect that Zhang Huichun trifling a Second Rank apostle, he was able to slap everyone around and almost destroyed the Goddess Tower. It really makes people feel the secrets and secrets of this circle. Impermanence.

Yi Lin also inquired about the follow-up of the "Zhang Huichun Incident" by the way.

Finally, according to all the corpses moved in Haiting City, statistics show that in this "Zhang Huichun Incident", whether or not Zhang Huichun started directly, it was just the apostle who died in Haiting City. There are as many as 212 people. This number seems small, but Yi Lin is very clear about what a terrifying number this is.

When Yi Lin killed Xiao Yang and took away Xiao Yang’s "apostle registration qualification", the number was just "1010".

――This is the number originally belonging to Xiao Yang.

Furthermore, this is the result of Zhao Yulong's immediate shock after learning of the "realistic mission". Otherwise, the apostle's death toll will only be more than now.

Yi Lin carefully recalled everything he experienced in the past two days.

Fortunately, he did not reveal his biggest secret.

And...everything in the "Duel Space".

Yi Lin actually has many doubts in his mind.

Yi Lin didn't plan to tell anyone before he figured it out.

Including Zhang Huichun's "undead" identity and Zhang Huichun's "real name".

Yi Lin's expression is calm, with no difficulty flicking Zhao Yulong over.

Zhao Yulong Incidentally, whether Li Erpang and the others have plans to join the special group.

Li Erpang: "I just want to gain weight quietly."

Su Xiaosu silently looked at Little Fatty and shook his head.

Old Pan lowered his head, silently took out the baseball bat, and stroked it.

Li Changge not even think: "Don't make trouble, I am a big star."

Faced with the rejection of Li Erpang in different ways, Zhao Yulong felt quite regretful in his heart. , But think about it carefully, if these guys are recruited, maybe more trouble will come out.

Let’s not say that Su Xiaosu and Li Erpang have special identities and have family backgrounds. Li Changge has many fans in the real world and it is inconvenient to do anything. As for Lao Pan... forget it.

In short, Zhao Yulong gave up on the idea of ​​recruiting newcomers after thinking for a while.

As for what is said, it is regarded as a fart accidentally, and after the smell is gone, it is regarded as never let go.

"Well, by the way, what about Zhi Tianwu?"

Yi Lin then discovered that the small team that runs through the entire "plan" seems to be missing Zhi Tianwu.

"Hehe, she? I left the next day. It is said that I was busy looking for the lost spirit weapon from the family."

As for the whereabouts of Zhi Tianwu, Lao Zhao did not He concealed it, and soon showed a regretful expression: "Hey, it doesn't matter if Little Fatty they join or not, but it doesn't matter, that little girl, whether it is me or the group leader, is very greedy... It's a pity, it's a pity. ……Tsk tsk tsk."

When Li Er was fat, he yelled unhappily: "Old Zhao, you said that we can’t make friends happily!"

Zhao Yulong winked his eyebrows and smiled wryly: "Do you really want to make friends with our "special group"? Hehe, you can..."

"Sorry, excuse me, goodbye! Ah no, from now on, See you again! Please Master Zhao Uncle, I’m still a child! Don’t look for me again in the future!"

Li Erpang only then remembered that it is not a good thing to have a relationship with the special group, scared. I had to crackle to release a bunch of guns, using the fastest speed, without stopping, and leaving Yi Lin's ward in a blink of an eye.

"..."

Other people looked at each other in blank dismay.

In half a minute.

Su Xiaosu also politely said goodbye, as if to chase Little Fatty.

Yi Lin watched Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu leave, and couldn’t help but seriously said: "True love."

Zhao Yulong also sighed: "Then Little Fatty, in the future , Certainly become a capable person!"

Pan Xiaozheng: "Hey, it's good."

Li Changge: "..."

Olele: "..."

Huh?

After a while, everyone reacted and suddenly shook their eyes to Zhao Yulong.

In the future? Daqi?

This seems to be a little bit wrong after careful consideration.

"en? What do you guys look at Lao Tzu doing with this kind of eyes?" Zhao Yulong didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Everyone looked away silently again.

Zhao Yulong chuckled, chewed a dull gum, and asked Yi Lin: "Well, it just so happens that you are... normal. I originally planned to send you to containment. …Hehe, you know, you can’t blame me. Cough cough, in short, what are your plans next?"

There are all apostle in the room, even if the old Pan is abandoned, it is still half apostle.

So Yi Lin didn't conceal it either, and slightly smiled: "There is nothing going on in Qingcheng for the time being. It doesn't matter if I go back, I'm going to...should concentrate on preparing for the next trial."

"Since you are fine...Do you want to take a downwind helicopter and return to the capital with me?"

The capital?

Yi Lin lowered his head and pondered for a moment.

It seems...that's not a bad idea.

That's right.

The Dionysian factor in his body, Molly also said at the time that he needs to do some related tests to determine whether there are other abnormalities in his body.

Well, after hearing what Zhao Yulong said, it seemed good to take a trip to the capital before the next trial.

Moreover, Yi Lin has another idea...that I want to try.

Thinking of this, Yi Lin slightly smiled: "Okay."

……

Oulele and Zhao Yulong left together.

Lao Pan was thrown down again.

It seems that after leaving Pan, Zhao Yulong obviously sighed in relief, and I don’t know why.

But then Yi Lin raised the matter casually, Zhao Yulong told Yi Lin that for these two days, Old Pan always sat alone in the quiet corridor at night, rubbing a strange stick silently, feeling sad. , Frightened many patients and nurses who were peeing in the middle of the night.

――This is something later.

The armed helicopter returning to the capital will not arrive in Haiting until about noon tomorrow.

"Boss? You won't leave me alone? Didn't you say that you will never give up in this life?"

Li Changge cried ying ying ying again.

Seeing that Li Changge is so miserable, Yi Lin couldn't help feeling a little guilty. If it hadn't been for pa pa pa to smoke Li Changge for a while, Li Changge would not be so scared now.

Perhaps no one would know that in the entire "Zhang Huichun Incident", there was actually a "spiritual weapon without a master", but no one could find it.

Yi Lin thought for a while, then asked: "Are you sure you have tried everything that may be a spirit weapon?"

Li Changge nodded.

"hehe, in fact, it’s not only those that look like weapons that can be used as psychic weapons. Some psychic weapons are even a toothbrush, a pack of tissues, and a car. , In short, basically you can think of, or can’t imagine, it is possible to become a spirit weapon."

"Fuck? How could it be like this?"

Yi Lin this Then, Li Changge directly showed a shocked expression, which was indeed a breakthrough of his imagination.

"I, boss, why don't I look for it!"

When Li Changge heard it, eyes shined, he seemed to have some thoughts, so he directly took Lao Pan, deng deng deng I ran out without knowing what he thought of.

So the room became quiet again.

"Hoo--"

Yi Lin suddenly stretched out a finger.

Focus all attention on your fingertips.

Be silent.

On Yi Lin's fingertips, there seemed to be something condensed together without warning, and the light around the fingertips had several points of distortion.

After a while.

Yi Lin brow beaded with sweat.

He put his palm down again.

"Sure enough, it’s not that easy...Yes, this was originally a higher level technique. Forget it, wait until the capital and the surroundings are safer, try again."

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Yi Lin didn't plan to continue tossing in the ward either.

He was afraid...in case it explodes, it will be in trouble.

In order not to make Yi Lin and the others look too special, Zhao Yulong did not place Yi Lin and Little Fatty in a special ward. This is just an ordinary single room, which is basically a little bit expensive. Being able to live is not too special.

It's just that Zhao Yulong has also planted a lot of manpower in secret, enough to protect the safety of these guys.

Even more how, Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu seemed to have fallen very badly, but after the second day of being admitted to the hospital, they were already alive and kicking, and their injuries had already completely recovered more than half of them.

This is the advantage of the power side apostle...life force is terrifying.

After Yi Lin woke up, he actually wanted to understand one thing.

No matter what, maybe you pit me between you pit me, but in general, these guys didn’t hit a person when he’s "weak". Down is enough to be called a "good friend" among apostle.

Although Li Erpang didn’t mention it, he stayed in the hospital after he was alive and kicking. The ward is next to Yi Lin. He must also want to guard Yi Lin for a few more days to see if Yi Lin can change. Back to normal.

Of course, this kind of friendship is also limited. If Yi Lin can't change back after two weeks, with Little Fatty's shrewdness, he will never be stupid to wait.

After all, the relationship between him and Yi Lin is not yet inseparable from life and death.

When night falls.

Li Changge and Lao Pan, who went out looking for "spiritual weapons", finally returned to the ward.

It is said that Li Changge was branded like this. The people in his company at first did not recognize Li Changge at all. This is because after the agent Zhang Hanlu tried to identify it, he finally recognized this version. Li Changge, Zhang Hanlu was so scared that Zhang Hanlu almost couldn't resist calling the police.

"Found it?"

Yi Lin slightly smiled.

"Well, I found it..."

Li Changge frowned, his expression is hard to express.

Yi Lin slightly startled, and then put Bai Xiaoyi out without saying a word,

――"eye in".

Yo?

Sure enough.

When I came back this time, the ying ying ying mother spirit behind Li Changge has disappeared.

"Huh?" Yi Lin was a little surprised: "Look at your expression, is it because this spirit weapon is bound to your soul?"

Li Changge startled: "You , You, how do you know!"

Old Pan chuckled: "Bah! Scumbag!"

Li Changge: "..."

See Yi Lin Having guessed the ending, Li Changge did not continue to tweak, reached into the storage space, and took out a card with a gray card back.

On the front of the card, the style is extremely strange.

The upper part of the card is completely covered by black hair, black hair dancing like evil spirits, without white eyes, UU reading www.uukanshu．Com is as black as ink, and the lower part of the card is a pure white dress, spotless.

Li Changge crushed the card.

Countless light spots, in the hands of Li Changge, quickly converged into a...purely handmade puppet.

The handmade puppet is a bit like the image of the mother spirit Q version, a bit less weird, a bit more cute.

I finally saw the true face of the spirit weapon, Yi Lin looked thoughtful, and tentatively asked: "Is this a cursed spirit weapon?"

Li Changge mourned A face, nodded helplessly.

"Cursed type..." Yi Lin nodded, this is a bit beyond Yi Lin's expectation.

But thinking about it carefully, it seems that this can explain the reason why the mother spirit is lying on Li Changge's back.

It seems that he is really... a fanatical fan.

Cursing-type spirit weapons make you can't guard against it. Although there is no direct lethality, if Li Changge is used properly, it will indeed cause a lot of headaches.

Yi Lin has several points of curiosity, but he didn't ask boringly.

After all, cursed weapons have limited conditions, such as hair, body fluids, and so on. Perhaps other strange conditions.

I believe that as long as Li Changge is not stupid, he will not talk about such confidential content after seeing the spirit weapon attribute.

"Wait, this cursed spirit weapon is actually quite good, and the type is rare. Why are you doing this expression?"

"Because..." Li Changge Deeply sighed: "Not handsome enough!"

Yi Lin: "..."

Li Changge act recklessly added: "As long as your charm is about the same as mine, I I think you should be able to understand my feelings, oh..."

Yi Lin suddenly had another kind of impulse to hang Li Changge up for another round.