I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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Shredded beef.

Toast.

Butter cake.

Sea shrimp salad.

Thick cut steak.

Yi Lin ate a round in silence without wasting.

Nolandu saw the beautiful Ms. Elizabeth Rin. She gobbled up so much, she didn't look like a lady at all, and couldn't help laughing.

Yi Lin has almost eaten.

Start thinking.

The "character" of Elizabeth Rin, the information that Yi Lin can easily obtain at present, can probably be summarized as the following points.

Female.

Hot figure.

Blond and blue-eyed, Caucasian.

The fiancee of a governor in Nolandu's mouth.

The identity seems more distinguished?

But whether it is honored because of fiancee, or is honorable from his own background, this remains to be considered.

Although the start of this trial was quite frightening and unexpected, it was generally comfortable.

At least up to now, Yi Lin hasn't encountered any great danger, and has eaten a great dinner.

Combined with the conclusions of Yi Lin's careful analysis in front of the mirror not long ago, Yi Lin's current intelligence is extremely limited.

Be safe... First, try the person setting of "Elizabeth Rin".

Hmm...Is it Ling Yiyi's type to imitate a woman's tone of voice? Or the type of Mo Mengmeng?

Or... other?

Yi Lin decided to try a little bit.

So,

Yi Lin put down the knife and fork in his hand.

"Ah~this Young Lady won't tell you that this dinner is delicious!"

Puff -

Nolan Du: "???"

p>

Nolandu spouted a sip of red wine.

Whoops.

cough cough.

Yi Lin has an expression of as it should be by rights on his face.

With a little bit of luck again.

It seems that the cute type is quite rare. Fortunately, it is not. If this "Elizabeth Rin" is that kind of character, it would be too tired to pretend.

Thinking of this, Yi Lin slightly smiled at Nolando: "Sorry, Lord Nolando, I just made a little joke."

"Play, play, Are you kidding?" Nolan was stared wide-eyed. When he came back to his senses, he found that the knife and fork in his hand had fallen on the plate very indecently. He hurriedly picked up the knife and fork, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly: " Uh, Ms. Elizabeth Rin, you are so, so humorous."

"Thank you for the compliment."

Huh? It looks like it should be a relatively normal personality?

That's fine.

Just when Yi Lin hesitated whether to use another character to test the character of "Elizabeth Rin".

From the direction of the observation deck, a young army soldier walked nervously towards the place where Yi Lin and Nolandu dine.

He leaned in Nolandu's ear when he was about to say something.

Nolando straightened his face and reprimanded: "Ms. Elizabeth Rin is the future wife of the Governor, not an outsider, and it is impolite to whisper in front of a beautiful lady. Remember , We are elegant gentlemen."

"This..." The young soldier hesitated for a moment, but didn't dare to refute, he loudly said: "Report to the Viscount, the route of our fleet is about to pass through'Tegatu The waters near the island, this is the waters where pirates often visit, brothers are worried..."

Nolandu hearing this, couldn’t help but wave his hand with a smile: "Don’t worry, we are a fleet, those despicable Indecent and dirty pirates, it is too late to see our Imperial Family Navy flag, how can they dare to rush up?"

"But..."

The young navy wants to stop talking. .

"?"

"Master Viscount, did you forget..." The young navy glanced at Yi Lin, then quickly looked away, originally he wanted to quietly Mi said about it, but remembered Nolando’s “Don’t whisper in front of a lady” instruction, and loudly said: “There is no legend at sea,'Bringing a woman on a boat will bring bad luck', so we I 'm worried..."

"hmph!" Nolandu glared, his gaze sharpened, and the imposing manner skyrocketed, scaring the young navy shiver coldly.

"Does anyone believe that old-fashioned legend? We are the invincible Imperial Family Navy!"

"And, before sailing, I had anticipated it a long time ago. , So let this ship blessed by the lucky Goddess set sail, hehe, don’t forget the name of this ship."

"Lucky!"

Yi Lin: "..."

The young soldier suddenly realized.

The young and promising Viscount Nolando is really good.

Even this kind of thing is so thoughtful!

Great!

After the young sea army soldier stepped back.

Yi Lin asked in a low voice, "Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck????"

Nolandu had an apologetic face: "That was many years ago The weird and old-fashioned legend is that Ms. Elizabeth has never been to sea before, so it's normal to not understand."

After a while, Nolandu explained indifferently: "Since a damn bastard After the pirates glued the shattered'Sea God Trident' together, the sea was unfathomable mystery, and there were many strange legends, such as ghost ships, misty seas, ghost islands, death curses on the rocks, and demons--"

Suddenly.

Nolandu's expression condensed and stopped abruptly, as if he had said something that shouldn't be said, and quickly changed the subject: "But I think Ms. Elizabeth should not be interested. After all, these all are not. According to the legend, those damn pirates floating in the sea doing nothing, always like to spread such boring scary tricks."

Magic?

Yi Lin silently left a thought.

But because he was worried about ruining the set, he did not continue to raise questions.

Legend?

hehe.

Yi Lin laughed in his heart.

It seems that this world is not as simple as navy catching pirates and eagle catching chicks on the surface.

Nolan Du saw Yi Lin lowered his head. The beautiful face outlined a worried look. He couldn't help but whispered comforted: "Ms. Elizabeth, you can rest assured, even if the legend is true, bring Women’s boarding will really bring bad luck. I believe this "Lucky" can also lead this fleet and eliminate the so-called bad luck!"

"..."

Suddenly.

Boom!

A roar of furious thunder suddenly burst in everyone's ears.

Immediately afterwards, a dazzling lightning rays of light, tearing the sky apart, set off on Nolandu's face, and shone an expression of horror.

Yi Lin turned his head abruptly.

In the direction of the fleet's movement, at some point, it was full of thunderclouds. Unconsciously, they broke into the sea full of thunderclouds!

Just in the gap where the observer secretly came to report!

Just for a while!

Yi Lin and poor Nolan Du, at this moment, seem to be in a good spirit, and a word flashed in their minds at the same time.

-"Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck."

Nolandu stood up abruptly.

The "Lucky Number" trembled violently.

A stormy sea is set off on the sea.

"Right full rudder!!! Turning! Turning!"

"Report to Lord Viscount! It's too late! The sea breeze and current let us into the thundercloud area!!! " bang! !

With a loud noise, the Lucky Battleship suddenly tilted forty-five degrees in one direction.

What happened again?

On board.

Suddenly someone pointed to the sea in despair and shouted: "It's a vortex! A vortex! We are done!"

"..."

Yi Lin has no face He stood up with an expression.

……

……

In the night.

Tertuga Island.

This is an island shaped like a tortoise.

In the entire Caribbean Sea, this island is extremely famous and has the reputation of "Turtle Island".

But the reason why this island is famous is not the shape of a tortoise.

But because I don't know when it started, this is a place where pirates gather, chaotic, disorderly, and a paradise for extrajudicial fanatics.

No one knows that beyond the horizon, a sophisticated Imperial Family navy fleet suffered a catastrophe not long ago.

No one knows the complicated mood of a handsome young and promising Viscount Lord before his death.

"Hoooo~ Let's go sailing together~ Raise the flag~"

"Pull it~ Little thief and beggar~ We will never die~"

"The king and his men sneaked up from the queen's bed and bound her to her in the bones ~ hiccup~~~"

"We have the ocean and the power ~ where should we wander~"

A drunken pirate, holding a bottle of rum in his hand, shaking, walked towards the port.

Many ships stopped at the port.

The ships are covered with black skull flags of different styles.

-"Pirate Flag".

" Each~"

"Yooo~~"

The drunk pirate hummed incomplete ballads, and his face was full of intoxicating flushes.

When he walked to the edge of the port, he staggered, the rum bottle in his hand was not grasped at once, and when it fell to the ground, it turned into a piece of glass.

"Fuck!"

This sudden change made the shy pirate in his pocket instantly sober, watching the rum that quickly seeped into the slate under his feet, endure I couldn't help but yelled: "Te mother's! It's all those damn bitches! I won't talk about it when I came to the red light, so I would be unlucky!"

" Hiccup~ It seems that the past few days are not suitable for going to sea... bad luck!"

Suddenly.

The drunken pirate looked out to the sea.

"en? Did you drink too much?"

He rubbed his eyes subconsciously.

In the dark night, a wooden barrel was silently drifting towards the port of Tetuga Island along the current.

Of course.

The barrel is not the point.

The point is...

There seems to be a person beside the barrel?

Wait?

Seems like a woman?

How could there be a woman floating from the sea holding a wooden barrel?

This is a paradise for pirates...Tutuga Island!

"Hey? Woman?"

Suddenly the pirate chuckled and couldn't help but walked a few steps closer and almost fell into the sea without standing firm.

Rum and women will always be the eternal theme of the pirate community.

Under the thousands of calls, the poor woman who was drifting to Turtle Island with the wooden barrel finally leaned on the shore.

"Ah, poor woman!"

The drunk pirate wiped his hands on his body and walked forward to find that beautiful woman was wet with all her clothes on. On the body, it is simply...

Perfect!

"Beautiful lady, do you need help from a strong man?"

"Okay!"

The woman smiled slightly, the pirate Jun stretched out his little white hand.

"!"

Puff.

【Get chaos value +36! ]

There are no surprise numbers.

Yi Lin quietly put away the knife.

In an instant, she became a weak and helpless woman.

At the port.

There is an old plaque. The writing on it seems to have been scorched and drenched by sun and rain for many years, but it is barely recognizable.

――"Tortuga".

Yi Lin did not understand.

But the official translation is -

"Turtle."

For some reason, the moment Yi Lin saw this official translation, he unfathomable mystery thought of Li Changge The weird shape that was tied that night.

Yi Lin lowered his head and glanced at the curve of his body, which greatly obstructed his vision.

"It's really troublesome."

Yi Lin lowered his head and muttered, then gradually disappeared into the darkness.

……

……

Bright sun and a gentle breeze today.

The warm sunlight casts a dazzling light and shadow on the sea, looking from a distance, it is like gold scattered on the sea.

Waves of seagulls hovering around the sky.

The seagulls are sometimes arranged into the word "person", sometimes arranged into the word "bird", and sometimes arranged into the word "convex".

Yo.

This is Tetuga Island.

A paradise for pirates.

Near the port of Tetuga Island, there is a very famous pirate tavern, "The Hot Rose".

――"Fiery Rose".

The reason why the hot rose bar is famous is that it is the only pub that can barely operate on the island of Tetuga.

As for the others?

It was demolished after being drunk by other pirates for so many years.

Inside the bar.

It is still a mess.

But no matter who it is, it’s not surprising to see this messy scene. If the pirates can settle down, they won’t be called pirates.

"My grass! Who drank the wine of this Uncle?"

"I am a pirate of the Caribbean, with nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine Legendary pirates. ――"

Huh!

A wine bottle flew out from the corner and directly knocked the "Legendary Pirate" into a faint, and lay on the ground, foaming at the mouth.

"hahahaha! Cheers!"

"Don’t get drunk or go back~"

A clean, delicate and pretty young guy was walking around In the crowd.

Skillfully avoid all kinds of wine bottles, bullets, gold coins, underwear, hats, and drunken people flying around.

After serving a glass of wine to one of the tables, Yi Lin, the handsome guy, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said to himself with a voice that he could only hear, "Although this is fine I exercised the'music power', but the consumption is indeed too large, forget it, hide and rest for a while."

Yi Lin took a deep breath, and the chest was slightly up and down.

He looked at his chest blankly.

Those two regiments are really the source of troubles. It took Yi Lin several days to finally be able to breathe normally in this "squashed" posture.

Right now.

One of the tables in the corner.

Two desolate pirates, drinking cheap rum, were whispering.

Originally, they seemed to want to maintain a mysterious atmosphere, but after a few drinks, their voices became involuntarily louder.

"Hey, did you hear that?'That' has appeared again."

"You mean--"

"Shh! "One of the drunks slammed the wooden wine glass on the table, rattling, and shouting loudly: "You are very quiet! And, don't you say the name'that'! Do you want to be cursed!" " I heard a" curse "word.

The two shivered, and they woke up a bit from the alcohol.

"I heard...that more than a dozen pirate ships were eaten by'that'?"

"Hiccup~tsk tsk tsk~It’s really miserable! I heard that the sea area, At a glance, it is full of shipwrecks..."

"Ai, this is more terrifying than the ghost ship ten years ago!"

"Ah~ as long as you don’t go to sea,' "No matter how terrifying, it has nothing to do with us! Cheers! For freedom!"

"Cheers! For...women!"

Yi Lin moved his ears.

It's... "That" again.

In the past few days hiding in the fiery rose for information, Yi Lin has overheard information about "that" from many people.

But for the pirates, "that" seems to be an extremely terrifying existence, an existence that dare not even mention its name.

There is even a saying that as long as you say the name of "that", you will be targeted by "it", cursed, and then swallowed.

Pirates have always believed in curses.

And the curse does exist.

There are all kinds of mysterious in the great sea, such as undead, curse, sea monster, sea god, and so on.

Another example is "Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck."

The superstitious pirates are always very taboo about the lessons learned by countless seniors in exchange for their lives.

In the past few days, Yi Lin has gradually understood the main theme of this world.

But Yi Lin has not yet triggered the so-called main task.

But Yi Lin has already speculated.

It’s just not yet started.

He has made a plan and is waiting for an opportunity.

Well, if the trial map of the inner world this time is a vast ocean, then Yi Lin is not in a hurry.

If he didn't guess wrong, he will probably stay here for a long time this time.

The larger the map, the longer the time span.

Although this experience is not absolute, it is true for most trials.

"Rin! Come here~"

Just when Yi Lin was thinking.

A delicate voice came from the counter.

As soon as all the pirates heard that voice, they couldn't help but look in the direction of the sound.

I saw a tall, hot-dressed, dark-skinned beautiful woman, holding a bottle of wine in her hand, facing Yi Lin beckons with the hand in a slightly drunken gesture.

"Tsk..."

Yi Lin twitched his lips. Seeing this woman drank again, Yi Lin had a kind of condensed "slap", a few slapped sons The urge to wake her up.

But fortunately, I resisted it.

Yi Lin does not intend to expose his abilities.

At least for now.

"Here comes!"

Yi Lin yelled loudly as a response.

After all, this bar is too noisy, and all speeches rely on roaring, otherwise they will not be heard at all.

At this time.

The pirates who were drinking almost the same, watching the excitement were not too big of a problem, dazzling the harrass, cast lustful eyes at the black beauties on the counter one after another.

Many regular customers even chuckled the black beauty with rum and said: "Yo~Lady Boss, change to a man again?"

"tsk tsk tsk, this kid Doesn’t it look good?"

"Why did Lady Boss change this tune? Huh?"

"I am still wondering, why there is a newcomer to the'hot rose' Yeah, it turned out to be Lady Boss’s new face! Boy, remember to serve our sister Ruth, ah no, it should be Ruth Aunt!"

"Opening! Open! I bet this pretty boy can live for three days!"

"Four days!"

"Two days!"

"..."

Yi Lin has long been accustomed to the tune of the pirates chatting, with the same expression, walking to Lady Boss, keeping a certain distance without a trace: "Is something wrong with me?"

"Hehe, don't see you Outside!"

Ruth wrapped an arm around Yi Lin’s shoulder, stretched out her slender fingers and poked Yi Lin’s chest lightly, and then lay down on Yi Lin’s ear and whispered. The mouth spit out a tempting aroma of wine.

"Would you like to let them out to breathe? Don't suffocate my cute little white rabbits!"

Yi Lin helplessly patted Lady Boss on himself Wiping fingers on his chest, he said blankly: "Lady Boss, if there is nothing special, I'll take a break."

"Yo~ why you guy is still so cold and ruthless~ I love it. ~"

Ruth ying ying ying covered her face and started crying.

Seeing this, the surrounding pirates roared, whistled and laughed wretchedly.

pa!

Ruth suddenly took out a musket from her crotch, shot fiercely on the bar, and glanced around: "Shut up the old lady! They are all soft eggs with birds and no eggs. Believing or not the old lady trapped you?"

For such sturdy words, other pirates have long been surprised. After a moment of silence in the bar, they are very Filled with happy laughter and cheerful voices.

"Cheers!"

"For Ruth!"

"Cheers!"

"Hey~ Let's go sailing together~ Raise the flag~" Someone suddenly sang loudly.

Someone started, and other pirates also drank rum and sang the enduring song of "Pirates" that had been circulating for many years with a phony voice.

"Pull, the little thief and beggar ~ we will never die~"

"The king and his men sneaked up from the queen’s bed and bound her to her in the bones ~hiccup~~~"

"We have the ocean and the power ~ where should we wander~"

"……"

Lussy face Putting away the gun blankly, he sipped: "It's all a bunch of useless guys."

Yi Lin glanced at Ruth.

"Lady Boss, can you move your hand first?"

"Ah~ I forgot my sister~"

"……"

Ruth.

The full name is ominous.

is the Lady Boss of "Fiery Rose".

As for the Boss... it's already dead.

One after another died.

I heard that many years ago, after a damn Legendary pirate reattached the broken "Trident", the curses on the ocean were revived, and Ruth Lady Boss heard that she was also burdened with a kind of Extremely terrifying curse.

-"Koff".

It is said that as long as a man has sex with Ruth, he will never die.

There are rumors that Ruth’s last husband, that is, the last Boss of "Fiery Rose", young and promising, handsome and handsome, just a few days after she was in good shape with Ruth, she was caught by the one in the bar. The luxurious and noble chandelier smashed to death.

It is said that a total of six people were smashed at the time, and the other five were magically intact. However, because Ruth’s ex-husband was too tall, his brain was broken in an instant, and his gas was cut off on the spot. It was extremely miserable before he had time to jump Q a few more times.

Later, someone was not afraid of death and couldn't help but touch Ruth's little hand.

And that person just sailed out of the port on the 3rd day of "touching his hands", he accidentally fell from the observation deck, and he fell into a hemiplegia and was not afraid of accidental convulsions due to intermittent cerebral palsy throughout his life.

Horrible!

This kind of deeds, one pass ten, ten pass a hundred, in Tetuga Island, as long as you are a man, you don’t need to know so-and-so pirates, but you definitely have to know Ruth.

After all... will die.

Therefore, as long as a pirate likes rum and beautiful women, he has no interest in the beautiful Ruth.

After all... no one wants to be Ruth's "next ex-husband".

"Lady Boss, you are not right."

Yi Lin said seriously: "Don't forget, I am a woman."

Ruth With a sweet smile: "Huh? Little Lin? I almost forgot if you didn't tell me."

While talking, Ruth's claws stretched over Yi Lin's body.

Yi Lin quickly broke away from Ruth's arms and ran towards the backstage of the bar.

He had long expected that the role of "Elizabeth Rin" would definitely invite a lot of trouble, so Yi Lin simply disguised himself in order to avoid the bloody plot, and forcibly turned back into a strong man, but didn't. t expect provokes a woman who is more terrifying than a man.

"What am I..."

Yi Lin locked the door and listened to the movement outside.

After seeing Lady Boss not chasing her, Yi Lin quietly sighed in relief.

Restore spirit energy value by the way.

"The best place to recruit outlaws is on Tetuga Island."

Yi Lin stared at the flickering candlelight in front of him, and fell into contemplation: "Information also It’s almost time to inquire. Ordinary pirates have limited knowledge, and it’s just a waste of time to stay. Well, I’m ready to act, and I decided so happily."

Yi Lin's killing will not admit that he actually I was afraid of this woman.

At night.

"Lady Boss! I want to take time off!"

Pop.

Yi Lin proudly patted the Lady Boss room.

In the room.

The mist is lingering, and it is filled with a charming fragrance of roses.

I saw Ruth immersed in a steaming wooden barrel full of rose petals. Drowsily hung her arms on the edge of the wooden barrel.

Seeing Yi Lin walk in without knocking on the door, Ruth didn’t mind. Instead, she smiled and smiled at Yi Lin beckons with the hand: "Oh, it's a good time, come and help my sister to rub her back~"

"???"