I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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wishful thinking!

Yi Lin shook his head. If it weren't for the idea that this woman is very familiar with Tetuga Island and has a wide network of contacts, maybe there is something useful, Yi Lin would have left.

"I want to take time off!"

"Hiccup~" Ruth burped a drink: "Who sisters add some hot water?"

Yi Lin He clenched his powder fist, resisted the urge to send this hateful woman... "Disaster Spreader", and then silently went out to boil the water.

Ten minutes later.

Yi Lin walked in carrying a bucket of hot water, and poured it into Ruth's bath tub skillfully.

Ruth's expression is grimace: "Are you sure you won't help sister rubbing her back?"

Yi Lin: "..."

"Ah, sister is my age My memory is too big, what did you just say to ask for?"

"I want to ask for leave."

"Please what?"

"I want Please leave."

"Please what?"

"...I will rub your back for you."

"Good ~ how many days do you want to ask? Also, don’t forget, you signed the contract and pressed the finger seal. If you dare to run, you will be wanted? Hmm...that’s where...Her harder...well~ah~"

Yi Lin silently rubbed Ruth's back with a towel, listening to Ruth screaming ahhhh there, but Yi Lin didn't feel any waves in her heart.

There should be no problem with your own orientation?

Yi Lin speculated on the impact of role-playing on him, and casually replied: "Please two days, do something."

"These two days are because of...well, There will be more pirates on the island, so don't let those dirty guys...ah~"

Suddenly, Ruth's tone became high-profile.

"Isn’t it just rubbing your back? Lady Boss, you’re not right..."

"Hehe,

you don’t understand. Okay, two days is two days, salary Photo deduction, but well, if you accompany your sister in a bath, maybe your sister is in a good mood and can give you money? Huh?"

Ruth suddenly turned around and got up from the barrel. , Water splash.

There is no one behind.

"Fuc......kkk! Where's the person?"

Water: "......"

......

Leaving Lady Boss After the boudoir.

Yi Lin washes his hands and thinks of the weird Lady Boss, and can’t help but sighed: "Why do women bother women?"

As for the so-called contract, Yi Lin presses the finger seal There is no psychological burden even more.

Anyway, it was "Elizabeth Rin" who signed the contract. What does it have to do with Yi Lin?

Well, there is nothing to do with half a dime.

Although there are usually no people hanging around in the dark at night, for the sake of safety, Yi Lin still turned on "Like a Shadow Following the Body", dived into the darkness, and quietly came to the port.

The harbor is full of ships of various sizes.

Some boats have been weather-beaten, some boats have experienced artillery fire, some boats are in tatters, and some boats are shaking slightly in the waves...

Huh? In more ships, the faintly discernable sounds of birds faintly discernable sounded like a bird's crisp, mellow and frustrated, rippling on the surface of the sea.

――There are also ships with sound effects.

In short, the characteristics of various ship models are different, the only thing in common is that the masts docked in the harbor are all hung with dark skull flags, waving in the wind.

Yi Lin was on the side, looking at the close and numerous skull banners before him, he couldn't help but hesitate.

"There are so many boats, which one should I choose?"

In the darkness, Yi Lin squinted and observed carefully.

Yi Lin can't tell if a ship is good or not, but it looks aggressive enough, and there are not many traces of shells on the ship, which can still be seen.

After all, some pirate ships have potholes and uneven wooden boards. You don't need to guess that this kind of ship is not fast enough, so it was fired one after another.

"Huh?"

Yi Lin suddenly found the target.

It was a medium-sized three-masted sailing ship, with a one-eyed pirate flag hung on it, and a faint light projected from the ship, like a light of firefly in the dark, flashing and extinguishing.

The bow of the ship looks like a fleshy, lifelike beauty, and the name of the ship is engraved on the ship near the bow.

――"QUEEN".

"Queen".

Yi Lin shook his finger: "Bingo, it's you."

……

……

Queen number superior.

A few stinky pirates lie on the deck all the way.

If it were their usual lazy behavior, the captain and chief mate would definitely use the Little Pi whip to kill them.

But tonight is a little different. Most of the pirates on the ship took advantage of this rare opportunity, just and honorable to sneak to the island of Tetuga, known as the "pirate paradise", seeking their own happiness.

Of course, more is to find one or several beautiful women who fall in love at first sight, talk about a one-night romance, vigorously, lingering, and then stay free and easy in the way of pirates A few Silver Coins, waved, and bid farewell without taking away a cloud.

A true pirate, what he really yearns for is the sea and freedom forever.

Of course, women, treasures, and rum are actually very important.

A pirate was holding a few empty rum bottles, leaning against the side of the barrel, talking nonsense.

"Ah, my Mary, Emma, ​​Angelina, Ann Jolie baby... hiccup~"

In another corner of the deck.

The pirates lay in a circle and fell asleep.

Only in the captain's room on the deck, the light is faintly revealed, and it seems that some weird overlapping patterns are also reflected on the windows.

Sometimes it is folded into the word "大", sometimes into the word "工", and sometimes into the word "H", which is very strange.

No one noticed that in the dark, a silhouette of a slightly short body dressed in a neat black tuxedo stepped on the deck silently and walked quietly on the deck.

"Excuse me, is your captain?"

"..."

"Excuse me, is your captain?"

"..."

"Excuse me, is your captain here?"

"Hiccup~ Stop it! I'm busy dating Mary!"

Drunkly The pirate didn't even open his eyelids, but responded vaguely.

"en? Very good, it's you."

Yi Lin looked around, and finally found a pirate who was not completely drunk and was able to communicate barely.

So he condensed the motivation to slap, pa pa pa slapped a certain pirate in the face.

For the greasy and dirty skin, if he does it himself, Yi Lin is afraid of getting his hands dirty.

pa pa pa pa.

"wú wú wú ……"

pa pa pa pa.

"???"

Finally.

Before he was killed by fate, a certain pirate opened his eyes ignorantly. He didn't know if he was drinking too much. He felt a burning pain on his face, and a strange silhouette appeared in front of him. .

He shook the bottle of wine that he hadn't had time to loosen in his hand, and it was empty inside.

"Hey! I drank a bit too much today! This wine is delicious!"

Suddenly.

A cold knife was gently pressed against the neck.

The unfamiliar silhouette in front of him, in an indefinable tone, said calmly: "Now, robbery, I want to rob this ship."

Hiss--

In an instant, the male pirate woke up eight minutes in an instant, he looked down at the knife on his neck, coldly smiled: "Only if you dare to snatch our Queen? Do you know this? How many are there on the ship—"

spinning.

spinning.

spinning.

The pirate who had sobered up a bit of alcohol, the experienced and experienced pirate, instantly drew up a perfect anti-kill plan in his mind.

He can start with a few ruthless words, the opponent will definitely be distracted for an instant, and then he will use his experienced experience to slam the sea monster's tail, and then he will make an angry turtle. Immediately after pulling out the knife in the belt, you can complete this heaven shaking, earth shattering counter-kill.

And just now.

spinning ――

One by one, one ball after another, unexpectedly rolled out of the darkness.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

"..."

The pirate did not continue counting, because from the fifth one, he had already figured out what the balls were.

That is... the head of the brothers who drank rum with him not long ago!

"Talk, negotiate!"

The pirate instantly recognized the situation, and the anti-killing heart disappeared, smiled, raised high hands.

Five minutes later.

Charlie, who is currently the only survivor on the Queen’s deck, after a few minutes of friendly exchanges with Yi Lin, unreservedly recorded the birth date, height and weight of their respected Captain All the information, including measurements, hobbies, etc., is shaken out, and I dare not hide it at all.

This world, since there is a "curse", It shouldn't be as simple as it seems on the surface.

After Yi Lin asked about the captain of the Queen in detail, he ignored Charlie and walked to the captain's room silently.

The silhouette revealed in the captain's room is still changing various difficult shapes, Yi Lin pushes the door directly without saying a word.

"Fuc...kkk?"

A silhouette like Su Xiaosu, with a terrifying killing intent, will know when you see it is not good Good people.

"Oh? I even dared to sneak in when I saw my Andre banner...hehe, the rat is so bold now..."

The man of Andrei had noticed the existence of Yi Lin at the moment Yi Lin pushed the door and entered. Without the slightest hesitation, he stopped the movement between his legs and quickly pulled out a hideous Ghost Headed from his side. Great Saber is here.

"Heh...attribute is not weak."

Before entering Sect, Yi Lin had already felt the layout of the room securely, although he did not deliberately turn on Like a Shadow Following the Body, but it is indeed not a weak person who can be distracted to perceive the coming of the crisis in this fierce situation.

"Damn pirate! I'm going to hang your skinny corpse on the bow to feed the seagulls!"

Andre suddenly roared and rolled up skillfully with one hand The sheet covered her bare buttocks, while waving Ghost Headed Great Saber with the other hand and slamming at Yi Lin.

"From this moment on, let the world feel pain."

After Yi Lin proficiently uttered a line that made Andre's face bewildered, Blood Jasmine turned into countless backhands The sharp bloodshot strangling towards Andre's head.

【Get chaos value +88! ]

Andre died instantly in front of Yi Lin pops up a lucky number.

By the way, Yi Lin launched the "Bloodthirsty Disaster" to absorb Andrei's life into "blood will" and store it.

When he saw the value of Andrei's "life" on the apostle panel, his expression behind the mask couldn't help but solidify slightly.

[Bloodthirsty First Layer] (+1.9)

Calculated by [Bloodthirsty Disaster] currently only absorbing 20% ​​of the total strength, agility, and spirit, Captain Andre His measurements during his lifetime were as high as 9.5.

Only a bit lower than Xiao Yang before his death.

"Are the ordinary captains of this world already able to touch the apostle floor..."

Yi Lin bowed his head in thought.

And at this moment, the two white and one black three naked silhouettes on the bed reacted, presenting at the right time and let out an accented scream.

"ah -! Oh, ah -"

"the shark then told to you." with a "smiley face" mask Yi Lin, After strangling Captain Andre's head into a lump, in the eyes of the three women, there was a villain more terrifying than Andre, who was immediately stared wide-eyed and dared not move.

The three of them all filled their mouths with their hands and blocked them firmly, and no more decibel voices leaked out, as if they had been tempered and extraordinary.

"Very good."

The cabin fell silent for an instant, and Yi Lin was nodded with satisfaction and began to deal with follow-up matters.

It is a good habit to kill and touch the body without leaving a name.

……

[ Excellent Ghost Sword ]

[Grade] Normal

[Durable] 344/500

[Effect] Strength +0.3

[Description] Click to view details.

"..."

It really bluffs.

at first Yi Lin also felt that it was at least rare and above grade, but I didn't expect it to be so... ordinary.

Yi Lin did not card the equipment in front of the three black and white matches.

In fact.

He did not relax his vigilance against the black and white match three, and the tentacles of the power of mind have been showing a state of alert around him.

After all, in this role-playing plot mode, anyone can be played by "apostle".

If there are some old yin beeps hidden in these three black and white matches, it will really fall in the sewer.

"There seems to be something missing... if Lady Boss is right... yo! There is it!"

Yi Lin lowered his head, from the mess of hollow lace on the ground Under his clothes, a worn hat was found.

That hat is made of leather. The leather has faded and weathered, will know when you see it. Tao is a relic of a certain era.

At the moment of getting the hat, Yi Lin also has an attribute in front of him.

……

[Drunk captain's hat]

[Grade] None

[Description] Click to view details.

......

As expected.

When Yi Lin worked in the Lady Boss Tavern before, he inadvertently heard some pirates mentioning that he wanted to partner in murder to steal the captain's identity.

At that time, Yi Lin wondered whether the identity of the captain was the key to triggering the plot.

After all, for so long in this world, Yi Lin has not received the task prompt from the "tower".

In other words, this inner world trial cannot be waited for. A certain step must be taken before it can proceed.

Otherwise, it is very likely to be consumed in this world in the end.

Yi Lin used his mind to perceive the cabin inside and out and searched the cabin three times.

He didn't even let go of the pockets of clothes on the ground.

After confirming that nothing was missing, Yi Lin looked at the black and white couple on the bed again.

"You are not leaving yet?"

Yi Lin's words made the three of them suddenly startled and their expressions were astonished.

After all, in their hearts, those who can kill Captain Andre with no difficulty, such as the pirate who kills without blinking an eye, must be more terrifying than Captain Andre.

"Hehe, quickly get your clothes and roll...before I go back."

The black and white trio is like a dream and wakes up, even clothes Dressed carefully, concealed the figure in a hurry, and rushed out of the door, for fear that the terrifying pirates in front of them would be unhappy and changed their minds backhand sharks.

Andre died so unpreparedly, and the method of death was too miserable, let them involuntarily make up Yi Lin's brain into something more terrifying than Andre.

As for why they don’t wear their clothes before leaving...

Yi Lin expresses his sympathy.

This world women wear one set after another, and the way they wear is complicated. Yi Lin feels the same pain.

After the three people leave.

Yi Lin casually cardified the [excellent ghost sword] and stuffed it into the storage space.

"This hat... is a bit ugly, and it doesn't match the outfit at all. Do I have to go for a whole set of pirate suit appearance equipment?"

"Moreover, This tattered captain's hat does not have the appearance that the gentleman's hat does not fall off. If you wear a captain's hat, it will be blown by the wind, it is very likely that this troublesome long hair will be exposed... or you can shave a short hair. ? " " If the hair is shaved, then, after the story line is likely to be less a part of the selection. " Yi Lin himself, looking down at the ground Andrews The pile of tattered clothes that Lie took off happily but never had the chance to put on, instantly dispelled this stupid idea.

――I won’t wear it to death.

"Hey, wait a minute."

Yi Lin suddenly remembered something.

There are no restrictions on the Krypton-gold appearance equipment, anyway, it is only used to improve the force, if you guess right...

Yi Lin took advantage of all around no one, and silently Take off the [Gentleman's Hat That Will Not Fall] on my head, and reveal a piece of hair.

But this is not important.

"Oh, the little child makes the choice."

Yi Lin re-carded the [Gentleman's Hat That Will Not Fall], and the two [worn captain's hat] The cards touched together lightly.

A reminder soon appeared in front of my eyes.

……

[Detected that there are fusionable item cards, "gentleman's hat that will not fall", "worn captain's hat" ... the outcome is unknown fusion, The fusion process cannot be reversed, is it fusion? ]

[YES