I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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Yi Lin: "..."

Gouzi suddenly tilted his head: " Wang?"

Yi Lin laughed and then slipped back to the room again.

Yi Lin is not surprised.

After all, "Like a Shadow Following the Body" is not a skill that makes oneself disappear completely.

The sense of smell of dogs is dozens of times that of humans, and the sense of hearing is about 18 times that of ordinary person. It is not surprising to be able to detect the existence of Yi Lin.

After Yi Lin leaves.

The dirty dog ​​lay on the ground again, gnawing up dry bones with keen interest pleasure.

Just like last night, Yi Lin slipped into the "hot rose" through the back door silently, and felt the release, but found something that made him didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

Lady Boss Ruth actually slept in his bed naked.

The bed was filled with empty wine bottles. Even if Yi Lin was just perceiving, he could still imagine that his small room must have the strong smell of wine.

"You're not right, Lady Boss!"

Yi Lin suddenly had the urge to drag Ruth's leg and throw her out.

But suddenly.

Yi Lin remembered what was about to happen in the near future, and sighed lightly, dispelling the thought.

There are more and more pirate ships calling at the port.

Various flags, various painting styles...There are realism, abstraction, impressionism, wildness, blindness, etc., which are dazzling.

Yi Lin has been busy all night, and finally completed the "preliminary preparation" by 80%.

If all goes well, we will be able to recruit a group of good people tonight.

Well, the premise is that nothing happens.

But it doesn’t matter, if anything happens,

Yi Lin also has a plan.

If it is really unlucky and there is a terrifying change, Yi Lin can only completely abandon this plan.

"Hehe, maybe Congliang is also a good choice."

Yi Lin laughed at himself, with a meaning that no one could understand.

If you guessed correctly, Lady Boss Ruth will know for a while and won't wake up.

Yi Lin simply ran to Ruth's room, smelled Ruth's bed, and there seemed to be no odor, so he lay on it.

Before going to bed, Yi Lin opened the apostle panel and took a look.

Except for the slowly recovering spirit energy value, there is no other change.

Yi Lin suddenly remembered that when he first became apostle, once he consumed the spirit energy value at the limit, the spirit attribute was improved a bit.

But this kind of good thing, indeed, may come by with luck, but not by searching for it.

In the past two nights, Yi Lin consumed the spirit energy value frantically, but he didn't dare to consume it to the point of exhaustion, so the spirit attribute did not improve at all.

Of course, even if it is exhausted, there is a high probability that it will not be improved.

It all depends on the face and chances, I can't force it.

Click--

Yi Lin just lay down, then got up again and locked the door.

"Lady Boss almost never closes the door. Now, she shouldn't have a spare key for her room, right?"

Yi Lin can sleep peacefully after thinking about it this way.

Otherwise, the thought of a lonely Lady Boss is full of coveting her beauty, which makes Yi Lin sleepless.

"Why should women embarrass women?"

Yi Lin untied all the restraints and was finally able to breathe well. He lay directly on Ruth's bed and fell asleep.

……

……

peng~ peng~ peng~.

peng~ peng~ peng~ peng~.

Yi Lin, who was asleep, was awakened by a hasty knock on the door... to be precise, it should be the sound of a hammer.

Duang.

Yi Lin sits up, shakes a few times, his shoulder is sore.

Looking down, Yi Lin can only shake his head helplessly.

"No matter how many times, it’s hard to get used to it. Putting it that way. In fact, the cute body is pretty...free."

peng~ peng~ peng~ peng ~!

"I know you are inside! Get out of my mother! Believing or not, I rushed in and picked you up? Come out!"

Sure enough.

is the voice of Lady Boss.

It sounds a little bit angry.

Yeah--

Yi Lin opened the door blankly.

Duang.

Lady Boss's imposing manner was originally imposing manner, but the moment Yi Lin opened the door, she was dazzled and disappeared in a very short time, her eyes glowed, and her dark complexion appeared flushed.

Yi Lin sighed: "Lady Boss, you are wrong again."

Lady Boss chuckled, looking away, skillfully changed the subject: "Well, are you awake? Today? The sun is really white, oh god, no, the weather is really big today."

Yi Lin: "..."

With the help of Ruth, Yi Lin once again tied her figure into Molly shape.

Ah, uncomfortable.

Seeing that Elizabeth Rin was about to go out, Ruth did not bother to be savage anymore, with a serious expression: "You promised me, only two days of leave. I heard some bad rumors, the past few days. There will be more dirty pirates gathered here, well, more than usual."

"OK."

Yi Lin smiled.

Ah no, slightly smiled.

This role-playing sense of substitution is really stronger.

"So, remember not to go out tonight!"

A faint smile appeared at the corner of Ruth's mouth.

For some reason, after flicking Ruth out, Yi Lin looked at the gloomy sky outside through the window and muttered to himself: "It looks like I have to work overtime during the day today."

After changing the krypton gold appearance equipment, Yi Lin comes out of the tavern.

The sky is raining lightly.

The ground is mottled, the floor is greasy, and rum bottles are piled up everywhere, and there are even rum that has not dried up, mixed with rain, and there is a mixture of various smells in the air. The weird taste.

The sea in the distance is filled with a thick layer of fog. In this weather, no pirate ship sails. From time to time in the thick fog, there will be a ship riddled with scars on it. The dilapidated skull flag was flying.

When Yi Lin left the tavern, he found that the dog was still drowsily lying at the entrance of the tavern. The hair on his body was covered with rain. The whole dog looked rather pitiful.

When Yi Lin appeared as a "skeleton gentleman", the squinting dog suddenly exploded all over his body. He sat up and stared at Yi Lin, his eyes full of Kind of inexplicable meaning.

"woof!"

Suddenly.

Gouzi barked at Yi Lin from a distance.

Yi Lin: "..."

"Woof!"

"..."

"wang wang wang~? "

" ...... "

Yi Lin quietly taken out from a dry rye bread in the storage space toward Gouzi lost in the past.

In an instant, the dog seized the brown bread, became quiet in an instant, and stopped barking too much.

Yi Lin has to sigh with emotion that even a dog on Tejatu Island has a pirate style.

The weather is gloomy, the sea is foggy, and even the air seems to be sticky. If Yi Lin is not wearing a mask, it is estimated that if Yi Lin is not wearing a mask, shaking her head twice will damage her face. skin.

"Huh? Wait, this is Elizabeth Rin's face. What does it have to do with Yi Lin?"

Yi Lin almost forgot, he was just playing this Role.

While weaving through the alleys, moving towards the port, Yi Lin will be in the real world. Please take the little equipment made by Molly out of the storage space.

It is a faux leather belt with a nice style and very strong.

On the belt, a long metal box made of alloy is fixed with rivets. Inside the box, there are ten grooves of equal size. If you look closely, there is another at the bottom of the groove. With a simple spring structure, as long as it is pressed down, the spring in the groove will slightly bounce the object in the groove for easy access.

The grooves are numbered from "1" to "10" in the order specified by Yi Lin.

Before making this small object, Yi Lin had already told Molly to use only the simplest mechanical structure and never add too high-tech electronic components or the like.

Otherwise, once the "threshold" allowed by the storage space is exceeded, it cannot be placed in the storage space.

For the things in the storage space, the "tower" seems to have its own criteria for judgment.

I remember that someone once wanted to hit the sideball and tried to recreate a primordial "flintlock" to hit the sideball and bring it into the inner world, but failed.

Since someone tried this way, Yi Lin didn't plan to create too complicated gadgets from reality to bring them into the inner world.

This small piece of equipment manufactured by Molly's trustee does not seem to have reached the threshold "forbidden" by the tower.

"Hmm..." Yi Lin hesitated for a few seconds: "Breaking bead box? Well, it's you."

In an instant, he named the "small equipment".

Elizabeth Rin is very satisfied with her taste in naming.

Yi Lin wrapped the pop-bead box around his waist. In fact, without that box, it would be no different from an ordinary belt.

turned over the palm, Yi Lin took out a "burst pearl" from the storage space.

Immediately afterwards, he held the Explosive Pearl in his hand for a moment, and activated the skill.

――【Unstable explosives】.

After rubbing the beads, Yi Lin cautiously placed the "explosives" in the "1" groove in order.

Inside the groove, just can hold a burst bead, not much, not a lot of points, to avoid the collision of the burst bead inside the box during vigorous exercise, accidentally exploding.

"Hoo--"

Yi Lin couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief as he saw the spirit energy value dropped.

Plus... the chest is too tight.

[Unstable Explosives] This skill, if it is operated well, can indeed play a lot of tricks, it is indeed an A-Rank Attack Type skill.

It just consumes too much spirit energy value.

If it weren't for Yi Lin to save the chaos value and reactivate the legendary "Apocalypse Mount", this [Unstable Explosives] is currently the first choice for adding "Modules" first.

"Never mind, let's use it first."

Yi Lin hid the pop-bead box under his clothes.

Then I opened the Captain Panel.

On the Captain’s panel, for now, there is no change in all the data.

There is only one subordinate crew member.

[Charlie].

Yi Lin clicks on [Charlie]'s attribute.

Charlie's battle strength is still "E".

There are no other special changes, except for the "loyalty" column, which has dropped from "-10" to "-20".

The following description has also been upgraded from "rebellion at any time" to "imminent rebellion".

Yi Lin closed the captain panel and couldn't help but laugh.

"Pirates really deserve to be pirates, let me understand that this kind of profession has only an upper limit... no lower limit."

"It seems that there is a good thing to say. Outside."

While talking to himself.

Not long.

Yi Lin has re-entered the deck of the "Queen".

"?"

Enter the Queen.

The atmosphere is peaceful.

Everything is in order, calm.

More than a dozen employees are trembling with fear, using a wet mop to clean the deck.

――Charlie seems to be [Mop Proficiency] among them.

There is a strong man wearing a hat, naked to the upper body, skin covered with old criss-crossed scars, and scars left by bullets, will know when you see it experienced.

I saw the man in the hat standing on a high place, yelling at the crew from time to time.

"Brand! Are you not full? Don’t you want today’s rum?"

"hmph! And you! One-eyed dog! You special Damn, did you spend all your energy on a woman’s belly last night? Don’t give me a bit!"

"Listen to me all! I’m the great captain Duding Wade , Have you forgotten, who is the owner of this "Queen"?"

"Charlie! What are you doing standing up? Huh? Did your damn eyes get bird feces? Or? Was confused by a woman last night? Blink your loved one?"

Tap.

Suddenly.

Everyone stopped.

Tap, tap.

A crisp footstep fell on the Queen's deck without warning, and also in the ears of every crew member.

In an instant, for some reason, the messy Queen suddenly quieted down, too quiet.

Only the "Captain" Duding Wade, standing on a high ground, is still chattering with Charlie's nose.

Charlie's eyes were filled with terror, and he looked behind Dudin Wade, glaring frantically.

Tap, tap, tap.

" Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

My esteemed Duding Wade, why are you so inconspicuous!

The humble Charlie is almost scared to pee!

Right now.

Duding Wade, who claims to be the captain of the Queen, also feels something is wrong.

How can the group of scum who are lazy and not working all day suddenly become so quiet.

"Quiet", never appears in the pirate's dictionary.

An elegant and clean silhouette, slowly shuttles through a group of dirty pirates.

One step, two steps, three steps.

The black light, clean black leather shoes, the sound of stepping on the deck, in this silence, seemed crisp and sweet, as if it were some kind of moving musical instrument, which made people can’t bear to interrupt it. Kind of rhythm.

Yi Lin is wearing a mask.

――"Smiley Face".

Although it is just an ordinary mask from the real world, it is exquisite in workmanship. In this era, it is undoubtedly only the nobles in the palace who are qualified to play bauble.

"Hehe, my loyal Charlie, didn't you tell me these damned and despicable crew members, who is the owner of this "Queen"?"

He lowered The voice has several points of magnetism, and through the mask, there are three more androgynous neutrals.

In addition, he desperately constricted his body into Molly's shape, so for a while, no one noticed that Yi Lin was actually a "woman".

This voice, to the ears of the pirates, can be regarded as indistinguishable from male and female at best, and it seems relatively young.

Duding Wade suddenly turned around.

His eyes are as gloomy as a poisonous snake, will know when you see it, he is not a good person.

Ah, yes, there are no good people among pirates.

Therefore, Yi Lin also plans to learn to be a qualified bad guy.

Thinking about it this way, Yi Lin feels right and strong, and his chest rises.

Seeing the "Captain" looking at him, the loyal Charlie secretly glanced at the tall and sturdy Murderous-looking Duding Wade, and couldn't help but shrink back a few steps, his eyes flickering and his tone of voice was weak. He fumbled: "My respectable Master Captain...this...that..."

"You are a'skeleton gentleman'?"

Duding Wade coldly smiled, contempt He glanced at Charlie on the wall, and no longer paid attention to, but looked at the small and pretending silhouette not far away with disdain.

Yi Lin corrected: "It's the'skeleton gentleman captain'."

"Just you? Hehehe!" Duding Wade grinned, revealing the scarcity in his mouth. Confused yellow teeth: "Just rely on your smell of mother's milk not yet dried smelly brat? Are you an adult? Can you drink rum? Have you ever seen a vain woman?"

"Hey! Boy, you are too naive, the world of pirates is not as simple as you think! Don't think that you killed our former captain Andre by tricks, thinking that you are the owner of this queen ship!"

A white woman?

Yi Lin looked down at "self".

Soon it lifts the head again.

Then said with a smile: "Open your mouth."

Duding Wade: "?"

"Open your mouth."

"??"

"Can't you understand human words? Open your mouth."

Duding Wade couldn't help laughing: "Do you have a brain Question? Is my great captain Duding Wade a fool? If you ask me to open my mouth, I will open my mouth? hahahaha ――”

Duding Wade raised his head and laughed, and he lowered his waist. The scimitar in between was slowly pulled out.

Ding!

No one heard, Yi Lin suddenly heard a crisp sound from his waist. In a flash, Yi Lin flicked his index finger, and a silver light flew secretly. It came out and shot into the mouth of Dudin Wade's laughs facing the sky.

咻――

"Huh-ah? wu wu wu ――cough cough cough!"

Duding Wei who was shot in the mouth Durton felt a sharp pain in his mouth, and it seemed to have a strange coolness.

Dare to shoot me in the mouth? !

Duding Wade was furious, and was about to spit out the unfathomable mystery ball that BIU had entered in his mouth, and then brandished his big knife to chop this nasty smelly brat into pieces. A few sections thrown into the sea to feed the fish.

Boom!

Suddenly!

The furious Duding Wade's yellow-toothed mouth made a loud noise. Under the broad daylight, it exploded violently, and the flesh and blood flew everywhere. Duding Wade even screamed. Before he could send it out, he rolled his eyes and fell backward in the sudden explosion.

A mouthful of yellow teeth, like a peacock, flew out of Duding Wade's mouth with fresh blood foam, and flew to various places on the deck.

"cough cough cough!"

A bald pirate who was standing ten meters away from Duding Wade suddenly uttered a choking cough, cough for a long time. A big yellow tooth stained with blood came out from his mouth.

――The tooth originally in Duding Wade’s mouth.

"Exploded, exploded, exploded!"

All the pirates stared at the dogs.

This is a good person, he exploded in any way!

All the pirates who witnessed this terrifying scene with their own eyes clamped their legs and covered their mouths subconsciously, for fear that the next explosion would be in their own mouths.

Yi Lin silently rubbed another ball, and while everyone’s attention was attracted by poor Duding Wade, he quietly stuffed it into the "1" recess on his waist. Slot.

There was dead silence on the deck.

Only the billowing black smoke came out of Duding Wade's mouth with his four feet upright.

Oh, it still smells of bloody blood.

da da da.

Yi Lin walked towards Duding Wade step by step.

This time, no one dares to look down upon this "captain" who looks thin and frail.

Ten steps.

Five steps.

Two steps.

Yi Lin walked to the feet of Duding Wade.

Suddenly.

Duding Wade's two pale fisheyes suddenly recovered their looks, and they suddenly bounced off the ground, and when no one else had expected them, they took the hu hu wind and punched them. He smashed the damn mask on Yi Lin's face.

"Wow--"

Seeing that Duding Wade did not die under the explosion of the unfathomable mystery, all the pirates cheered subconsciously.

"hehe..."

Yi Lin deliberately laughed loudly, very mysterious.

Duding Wade's face changed suddenly.

Although this face change was completely covered in the billowing smoke and the tattered flesh and blood, no one could see it, but in fact, at the moment of throwing a fist, Duding Wade's face was indeed There has been a drastic change.

Even though Dudin Wade didn't know what tricks the damn "skeleton gentleman" in front of him did.

But it’s not important!

Lao Tzu is a pirate!

There is no thing that the great Duding Wade can't solve with one punch!

If there is... then two punches!

In his opinion, although this small character is a little weird, it is impossible to resist his punch from his small body.

What Duding Wade didn’t expect was that when he punched, that small casserole-like fist was about to fall on Yi Lin’s mask, as if hitting an invisible barrier. Let the castrated fist slow down abruptly.

In the eyes of others, Duding Wade’s fist was originally fast, with the sound of hu hu, but suddenly it slowed down, like playing in slow motion.

All the pirates: "?"

Queen: "?"

Yi Lin slightly smiled, using the mind-powered shield to slow down Duding Wade Behind his fist, the power of reading was released, aiming... the fingertips had already prepared the "needle for reading", and slammed into a certain position on Duding Wade's forehead.

"Fuc——?????"

Duding Wade was about to swear, and suddenly, his legs twisted suddenly.

Everyone only heard ka-cha, Duding Wade's waist was twisted more than half a circle very flexibly, and then his legs and his upper body ran towards the boat.

The leg speed is very fast!

Boom!

"??"

Duding Wade slammed into the railing beside the ship with a dazed face, and the whole person rotated 720 degrees in midair. After that, with a puff, under everyone's attention, he fell directly into the sea.

"..."

Suddenly.

In the crowd, some people knelt on the ground with their legs weakened and extended the hand tremblingly, almost trembling all over.

"Black, black, black, it is black magic!!!"

"Black magic?"

"Our captain knows black magic! ? " " ...... " include loyalty, including Charlie, someone say" black magic moment "in the name, as if everyone in the brain are the thunder The loud noise made his face pale with fright.

The eyes of everyone looking at the "skeleton gentleman" are full of fear, just like looking at a terrifying monster.

"hehe."

Yi Lin habitually lowers the brim of his hat, slowly said: "Now, there is a loyal crew member as the'skeleton gentleman captain', and the damn Duding Wade picked it up and then hung it on the mainmast?"

tone barely fell.

Puff! Puff! Puff! ...

More than a dozen witty pirates, without saying anything, rolled up their sleeves and jumped into the sea.

The other crew members who did not have time to jump into the sea to salvage the corpse looked at each other in blank dismay.

Three seconds later.

Everyone cheered: "Long live the Skeleton Gentleman Captain!"

Yi Lin was instantly swiped by a bunch of information in front of him.

……

[Get the crew "Brand"! ]

[Get the crew "Bob"! ]

[Get the crew "Sto Norton"! ]

[crew "Wang Heavenly Emperor" adding "Queen"! ]

[Obtaining crew "Barrett"! ]

[Get the crew "Johnson Mick"! ]

] [obtained ......

Yi Lin master panel open.

Looking at the mess of data on the panel, I feel a faint pain in my temples.

This kind of strategy game does not seem to be something he is good at.

The bunch of "crews" are all pending personnel who have not yet been assigned positions.

Click on the Queen again.

The virtual Dissection picture of Queen appeared in front of Yi Lin.

Every cabin, every cannon, cannon caliber... and various structures and configurations.

Rum, grain, bread, fresh water, vegetables, olive oil, lemon... all kinds of materials.

There are also various positions available for the first officer, second officer, watchman, cook, helmsman, sailor, combatant, cleaner, gunner... and so on.

"Too difficult!"

Yi Lin's expression was serious and couldn't help but spit out three words.

What Elizabeth Rin actually wants to say is.

-"Being a captain is too difficult."