I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Latest URL: Yi Lin silently closed the captain panel.

Although with the memory and deduction power brought by his current spirit attribute, he can also gnaw this bunch of data if he gnaws hard.

But the time spent is definitely a lot, so let's put it aside for now.

After a group of skilled sailors worked together, they finally salvaged the poor Dudin Wade from the sea and threw it on the deck.

More than a dozen drenched sailors stared at their new captain.

Duding Wade has long been dying, completely beyond recognition. It is estimated that all the people in his family have come, and they will take turns to identify him, but he may not be able to recognize him.

――I was bombed to the point where the whole village did not recognize it.

"Hang up, hehe, don't let him die."

Yi Lin asked very seriously.

As for who is going to execute it, there is no need for him to worry about it.

The monkey needs to kill the chicken. This Duding Wade has been drawn from the list of "crew" by Yi Lin. When the time comes, there will be a group of new crew members. Yi Lin has no such idle time. , And once again frightened this group of dirty pirates who began to stir.

Don't tell me.

Although this trick is old-fashioned, killing the chicken to warn the monkey is very effective for those pirates who hang the word "betrayal" on the bedside day and night to worship. .

At the very least, Yi Lin opened the captain's panel and scanned the attributes of the crew members, and found that the loyalty of each crew member was not low.

Even the "loyal Charlie"'s loyalty skyrocketed from "-20" to "15".

This makes Yi Lin very satisfied.

After closing the captain panel.

Yi Lin decided that he must find a first mate who is good at management.

An excellent leader does not need to do everything by himself.

In this world full of pirates, there are as many sailing as mice in the cellar, and Yi Lin is not too worried.

Yi Lin took a deep breath.

――The chest is tight and uncomfortable.

He pointed to Charlie and announced to everyone in a low voice: "Little ones, listen to the captain! The captain temporarily leaves the Queen. Before the position of the chief mate is determined, Everyone temporarily obey Charlie's command, if anyone dares...hehe."

Yi Lin said while at this moment, a machete at the waist of a pirate seemed to have an invisible palm grabbed by it. That way, weirdly pulled out, floating in midair.

Although all pirates have known not long ago that their new captain, the "skeleton gentleman", possesses terrifying black magic, this ability only exists in legends, no matter how many times you have seen it, They can both make their legs weakened by fright, refreshing the three views of pirates.

The machete silently struck the "poor damn Dodin Wade who was hung upside down on the mainmast", lightly slashing twice, forming a big fork on the chest. cross.

The sea water that has not yet dried up, the salt in it infiltrated the wound, and the sharp pain of salt spraying on the wound made the dying Duding Wade suddenly alive again, ying ying ying in a daze, crying bitterly .

"..."

The fate of this poor child makes everyone's scalp numb.

Shua!

Yi Lin accurately put the scimitar back in place, and said with a smile in a calm tone: "I think, I don’t need to say more about the consequences. No matter where the captain is, you guys I can see all of his every move."

Including Charlie, everyone was crazy nodded.

Yi Lin opened the captain panel and took a look. The "loyalty" of almost all pirates has risen slightly. Yi Lin is very satisfied.

After the terrifying captain left.

All pirates looked at each other in blank dismay.

A few more minutes have passed.

On the deck, all the pirates began to whisper.

"Is that man our new captain?"

"Black magic, terrifying...Can I retire early..."

" Do you want to die? That is the legendary omnipotent black magic! At present, in the entire ocean, only the legendary "Sea God King" can have terrifying power!"

Suddenly someone wentssip : "Hey? Could it be that our new captain... is the illegal child of a certain "king of the sea"?"

"..."

Soon someone suggested: "Why... we Sneak off the boat? Anyway, the sea is so big, let’s find a place..."

"You don’t want to live anymore!"

The loyal Charlie suddenly threw his head into the discussion. Inside the circle, he warned with a grim expression: "The great captain said, he can see our every move no matter where he is."

"I'm stupid. Charlie is full of worms in my head." Yo, do you believe this too?"

Many pirates burst into laughter instantly.

"Eh, that's not right!" An elderly pirate suddenly said a legend: "Don't you believe it. It is said that more than ten years ago, there was a Legendary pirate who was called ' The immortal Barbosa’, legend has it that he owns a monkey that can’t be killed anyway. That monkey is Captain Barbosa’s eyes, able to watch the actions of every crew member."

" Even the undead Barbossa knows whether the urine splits."

The pirates formed a circle and shivered together.

Someone squeezed an ugly smile: "But our captain does not have a monkey--"

"woof!"

Suddenly.

A cute dog bark shocked everyone.

Everyone turned around, the next scene, let everyone unforgettable in this life, the dream toss and turn.

A wet dog, sitting on the deck with his hind legs folded, staring at everyone with scorching eyes, the corners of his mouth crooked, revealing a few pointed dog teeth, his expression seemed to see through Everything.

"!!!"

"hiss -"

"hiss -"

"wind -"

Because of the cold air being sucked in too much, the temperature on the Queen suddenly increased a bit.

All the pirates who stayed on the Queen will never forget the fear of being conquered by a dog on this day.

……

……

Yi Lin is not idle.

In fact, he is very busy.

While staring at the pocket watch to calculate the time, while observing the pirate ships docked in the port, to see if there is any omission.

In order to achieve the best effect of "that small plan", he must try his best to follow the time he envisioned.

The port is nearly full.

Even if a new pirate ship wants to sail into Tetuga Island, it is estimated that it will have to leave in despair.

It is like a parking lot that is already full. What can be done if there is no parking space?

The world of pirates is even more arrogant. If a pirate ship that intends to sail out finds the "road" blocked by someone, it will be sunk by a wave of shells. Needless to say, the navy will be useless.

"There are three more ships...Ozawa...Bodo...what are the strange names? Forget it, it doesn't matter..."

Yi Lin shakes Shaking his head, I felt that choosing the "Queen" to rob was really a wise choice.

At the very least...The Queen has a much better name than other ships.

――There is a card face.

Finally.

It took another 57 minutes.

Yi Lin is finished again.

In the storage space, there is another mess of small cards, and Yi Lin has no time to organize them at the moment.

I don't know whether "treasure hunt" belongs to one of the main themes of this world. Yi Lin can search for a bunch of weird props.

But if you just look at the name, it is estimated that more than 80% of the props don't feel very useful.

"It doesn't take up much space anyway, let's put it here."

Yi Lin took out another burst bead and rubbed it with the [Unstable Explosive] skill in his hand. After it was finished, it was stuffed into the "5" groove.

While he was free, Yi Lin looked at the time when he rubbed the beads from No. 1 to No. 5 against his pocket watch, carefully checking it twice.

This thing is extremely troublesome to use, you must not make a mistake, otherwise it will be as in the skill description.

-"Dedicated to art".

When Yi Lin returns to the tavern.

There is already a piece of brightly lit here.

From time to time, there are slurred and out-of-the-sound "Pirate Songs" and even choruses that rippling from the "Fiery Rose" tavern, which is extremely unsound.

A strong smell of rum, Yi Lin has not yet approached, it is already assaults the senses.

Yi Lin stopped for a moment at the door.

Suddenly hesitated.

Suddenly.

The back door of the tavern groaned, as if someone had opened the door, and then there was a burst of anxious footsteps wandering in the backyard.

Soon.

The door closed again.

A low complaint faintly echoed.

this time.

Yi Lin did not sneak in through the back door.

On the contrary, in the posture of a "skeleton gentleman", he swaggered and walked elegantly and calmly, like a gentleman wandering in the dark, stepping into the "hot rose" in the eyes of everyone's surprise.

"..."

The moment Yi Lin stepped into the skeleton gentleman.

In just a few seconds, the pirates who sang loudly and drank wantonly, as you remind me, I remind you, quiet down.

Yi Lin, who is elegantly dressed like a noble gentleman, is obviously incompatible with the tone of this tavern, making all the pirates subconsciously full of hostility.

In an instant, the cheerful "hot rose" was filled with the breath of with swords drawn and bows bent.

Not a pirate, what is that?

Navy?

Such a single thought suddenly appeared in the pirates' minds.

Even if this weird and elegant guy has a scarlet skull pattern on his hat, the force is too high, the pirates don’t believe it!

In history, apart from the "immortal Barbosa" who accidentally became the navy, no other pirate can behave as graceful as an aristocrat.

Da, Da, Da.

Yi Lin step by step, an empty table in the corner of the walk.

At the moment when Yi Lin silhouette shuttled past, every pirate was tight and almost took out the big baby from his waist.

But out of caution, he resisted the urge to take out the big baby.

In her spare time, Ruth slipped behind to see if Lin's younger sister had quietly returned home.

But to Ruth’s disappointment, Rin’s younger sister did not return to the "hot rose" before dark, as she ordered, back to the fragrant bed of Lady Boss, and waited for nothing. Lady Boss loved it.

"Damn woman! Don't be gnawed by dirty pirates!"

The exposed ribbon was three-point resentment, three-point anxiety, three-point resentment, and still There was a faintly discernable worry, this complicated mood like a fan-shaped picture returned to the tavern hall.

Huh?

How could it be so quiet?

Is the navy checking the guard?

Wrong!

This is Tetuga, a paradise for pirates. How can there be a navy patronizing it?

This is not the Imperial Family Wharf!

Bang.

When Ruth lifts the head and sees the mysterious and evil silhouette of a black lotus among the filthy pirates, she trembles and subconsciously tightens her plump thighs... Tie tight.

Ah, that "peng" sound must be a heartbeat sound.

peng~ peng~ peng~.

But didn't expect, the elegant gentleman patted the table hard, peng peng sounded straight.

In the weird silence, it seemed very harsh.

"Ron. UU reading www.uukanshu.com (rum)"

Yi Lin is still wondering why this woman is unfathomable mystery. When she was in a daze, she saw Lady Boss finally Looking at it, he lowered his voice and said a word.

means-rum.

Coax——

"hahahaha ――"

"Well~to sail together~raise the flag~"

"Cheers~"

"Cheers! For the sea~"

The atmosphere of with swords drawn and bows bent instantly disappeared without a trace.

Oh, it's all right.

is a pirate.

Only pirates have a soft spot for rum.