I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Latest URL: Lady Boss, you are not right, very wrong.

Every time Ruth twists her hips and passes by Yi Lin, Yi Lin wants to say this to Lady Boss with erratic eyes.

Do you deserve Elizabeth Rin?

Yi Lin alone, sitting at a small round table.

The table is filled with glasses of rum.

――until you can't put it down anymore.

Seeing Lady Boss holding a plate and preparing to set up a "wine glass castle" on her table, Yi Lin finally couldn't help but say: "This, I can't drink anymore."

"Yo~"

Lady Boss charming eyes were like silk, and approached Yi Lin a little: "Drink more acridine! You only have a chance after drinking too much~"

Chance your sister!

This is all murder!

Lady Boss, what terrifying curse do you have on your back?

Yi Lin deep in one's heart frantically spit out, couldn't help sighed then said.

Seeing that Lady Boss didn’t seem to feel sad at all because of "Elizabeth Rin"’s departure, but instead she sought another "dead" hapless man as quickly as possible, and Yi Lin felt a little guilty in her heart. The feeling disappeared instantly without a trace.

Tick, tick, tick.

Yi Lin checked the time with his pocket watch.

"It's almost...hehe."

Yi Lin lifts the head.

Through the exquisite "smiley face" mask, Yi Lin put a gold coin covered with teeth marks on the tray of Lady Boss.

In an instant.

Lady Boss trembled, her legs close together.

It's not because of the gold coin in the tray, but because of the blue eyes, which are crystal clear to the bottom, just like the endless ocean full of mysterious in the distance.

"Oh! Why does my old lady always have no resistance to blue pupils!"

Huh?

Again?

When Ruth feels something is wrong with her weird idea.

After Yi Lin put the gold coin in the white gloves and put it on the tray, he said in a low voice, "I have the wine for everyone tonight."

Ruth stared wide -eyed.

Please have a drink?

Ah, this--

How does it look like a pirate!

Thank goodness for pirates who don’t owe money!

After the shock, Ruth reminded embarrassingly: "Their wine has already been paid for, and I won’t give it to my old lady if I don’t give it! Hey, you are an exception!"

After speaking, Ruth winked at Yi Lin.

"..."

Yi Lin almost forgot the virtue of pirates.

There is never such a thing as having a meal first and then paying for it in the world of pirates.

In the eyes of any business, pirates are the most despicable and dirty profession.

――There is no one.

Yi Lin took out another gold coin and pressed it in the tray.

"Then everyone's wine, I will also ask for it."

Huh.

Next.

Another gold coin fell into the tray.

This is the third shiny gold coin Yi Lin pulled out.

Yi Lin said with a smile: "This one, I ask you to pass a word to me when you deliver the wine."

" Just say...'Queen' The captain'skeleton gentleman' is recruiting crew members, and will not wait until it is full."

Ruth was already stunned.

She has never seen a "pirate" with such a generous shot.

No matter how dirty, shameless, and shameless male pirates used to be in her mind, once the shot becomes prosperous, no matter how dirty, shameless, and shameless pirates are, they become pleasing to the eye.

even more how is the one in front of me ...

"Hmm~"

Suddenly, Ruth couldn't help groaning, feeling her body temperature rising He licked his lower lip, eyes filled with bloodshot eyes.

"?"

Yi Lin slowly typed a question mark.

Isn’t the money enough?

Coins made of pure gold should be very valuable in theory?

Ruth sexy bearing and charming temperament gave Yi Lin a white look. Although she felt that Yi Lin’s behavior was strange, her eyes looked familiar, and she did not look like a pirate at all, but she looked at three. For the sake of gold coin, Lady Boss will definitely complete Yi Lin's commission.

After seeing Lady Boss leaving, Yi Lin secretly breathed a sigh of relief, then couldn't help but laugh.

"Show Time."

……

In the tavern on Tetuga Island.

Recruiting crew members is a common situation.

Many pirates will choose to come to places like Tetuga Island after losing sailors to recruit new people to fill the original vacancies.

After all, a ship has only a polished captain, and it is absolutely impossible to start.

The original act of Yi Lin recruiting crew members in the tavern was not a major event.

Soon.

There were many crooked melons and dates, drunk, and came to Yi Lin to apply.

Most of the pirates who applied for this job were dead captains, or pirates who had no destination for various reasons.

They saw that Yi Lin was very generous, and even if Yi Lin looked like a pirate, they couldn't help coming forward and submitting a "resume."

"I, the great Marco Polo, have traveled across the Caribbean Sea!"

"I! I have defeated a sea monster high on a hill!"

"I! Let Ruth Lady Boss touch her and not die!"

"I! I have survived the shelling of thousands of naval battleships!"

"I--- " just a few minutes.

Under Ruth's hard boasting, many people know that in the corner of the tavern, there is a gold master father who is recruiting crew members.

Long live father father!

As Ruth, known as "Black Widow" wanders among the pirates, the atmosphere in the bar gradually becomes weird.

Many people drank the rum that Yi Lin paid the bill, and looked at Yi Lin from time to time.

There are also many pirates, in the "eyebrows and vividness", under the table quickly passed various codes.

"Oh!"

Ruth suddenly raised her brow.

She didn't pay attention at first, but when the pirates made small movements at first, she reacted.

Those damn pirates!

How dare you touch the man your old lady is fond of?

believing or not, my old lady will kiss you cruelly, will you spiral to heaven tomorrow?

Don’t you know, who is on my old lady?

Maybe, once Ruth gets up, she won’t have to wait until tomorrow!

Ruth is coldly smiled.

"Ah, I suddenly miss the younger sister a little..."

Ruth's face flushed, her dark skin looked like a shining black pearl under the light.

Suddenly.

Elizabeth Rin's eyes were as clear and blue as the ocean flashed in her mind.

One more second.

Lady Boss' eyes seemed to be able to penetrate the damn group of pirates, and land on the elegant "skeleton gentleman" surrounded by pirates.

......

And the other corner of the pub.

Yi Lin has started an alternative recruitment conference.

Only then did he know that when a "pirate" intended to join the Queen and become a "crew", Yi Lin was able to see the attribute of the "prepared crew".

"It's very convenient."

Yi Lin quickly screened.

He set the floor for recruiting crew to "Charlie".

As long as the attribute is not worse than "Charlie", it can be temporarily included in the list of pending crew members.

The poor and loyal Charlie didn't know that he was respecting the captain in mind, quietly becoming an alternative unit of measurement.

Every time a pirate is agreed to join, a place will appear on Yi Lin's crew panel.

Gradually, there are more and more [Crew] columns on Captain Yi Lin's panel.

The list is getting longer and longer.

Growing up to make Yi Lin a little dizzy.

"This is the ability to make money!"

As the number of people increases, Yi Lin roughly estimated that the pile of crooked melons and jujubes previously recruited can only be used for miscellaneous and throwing away. Going out as cannon fodder, there are very few crew members who can really fill certain key positions.

However, with more cannon fodder, Yi Lin's hiring conditions began to be picky.

"Don't hurry, don't hurry, you, line up, line up, you are glorious pirates, remember to line up, keep in line!"

While hosting the "Pirate Job Fair" order, while silently looking down at the time on the pocket watch.

Yi Lin lifts the head again after taking a look.

His eyes scanned a circle in the crowd.

He has already noticed those harboring malicious intentions. According to the pirate's urine, Yi Lin also expected things to go in a certain direction.

It's just that Yi Lin is a little surprised that those senior pirates are so calm.

Could it be that the banknote ability that was accidentally demonstrated was too powerful, which made these people difficult to use?

"Ship, captain'skeleton gentleman'!"

At this moment.

A young man with a young appearance who didn't seem to have been beaten by the sea too much from his skin, finally finished the line and came to Yi Lin.

Before Yi Lin could speak, he hurriedly approached a few steps: "Please let me upload, the captain! Even if it's a mess!"

moment.

Attributes have emerged around the youth.

"en?"

After seeing various pirate "floor-level" attributes, the attributes of this young man made Yi Lin's eyes shine.

……

【Sachs·Spyro】

【rank】to be determined

【battle strength 】C

[dexterous] B+

[lucky] A+

[loyalty] 0 (unwavering)

[curse] "If in the sea You will be unlucky if you say your last name", "undead public enemy"

[Specialty] Rope proficiency (high level), treasure hunting (high level)

[belonging] to be determined

……

This panel, yes!

Not to mention the relatively good "battle strength" and "dexterity", as high as the "A+" level of luck, isn't this the rarest talent for the Queen!

As a grasshopper on the same boat...Ah no, crew, as long as the other crew members have higher "lucky" attributes, they might be able to offset the damn curse on them a little bit.

-"Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck."

He has personally witnessed how the Norlando fleet of the Imperial Family Navy was destroyed by disaster in an instant.

speaking of which, just like this, I’m unprepared to go out to sea. If I don’t recruit a few more lucky crew members to neutralize the curse, will the Queen be overthrown by wind and waves in a short time... …Yi Lin is not good at judging either.

Those two "specialties" are also very rare.

……

【High level】Just give him a rope and he can go to the sky on the spot.

"?"

[Treasure Hunt (high level)] For some reason, he can always find his favorite treasure easily.

"???"

Rope? In situ to the sky?

What the hell?

This weird skill makes Yi Lin full of question marks, but he can't think of it for a while.

But in any case, among the many "floors", the attribute of Sax Spyro is undoubtedly an "excellent" level, not recruiting people.

So Yi Lin asked Sachs to report on "Charlie" on the Port Queen.

For the time being, ignore Sax Spyro who has left the tavern.

Yi Lin suddenly stood up from the stool.

"1, 2, 3, 4...... 7?"

Less than expected.

Seven pirates of different heights but also fierce faces, gearing up towards Yi Lin.

"hehehe..."

"hahahaha ――"

Among the seven pirates, some even wore a captain's hat on their foreheads, which seemed to be a certain ship The captain of the ship went out himself.

They looked at Yi Lin's eyes, gleaming, as if looking at a bunch of shiny treasures, full of longing.

"Hehehe, lavish kid, would you mind sharing your gold coin with everyone? I'm the famous captain Fred..."

The lengthy name of a certain captain has not had time to finish.

Yi Lin waved his hand directly, interrupting a certain captain, and loudly said at the same time.

"It doesn't matter what your name is, the important thing is..."

Yi Lin laughed.

"You filthy and humble scum, are you interested in changing to a captain who can bring you wealth?"

"!!!"

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