I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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If someone dared to say such nonsense before then, the pirates in the tavern would definitely without the slightest hesitation in their hands After drinking his rum, a bottle was smashed over.

But now.

People are the master father who invites the whole audience to drink rum!

Long live father father!

cough cough, in short, the moment Yi Lin said this, the noisy tavern was strangely silent for a few seconds.

Everyone looked at the direction Yi Lin was in and could not speak.

Yi Lin flipped his hand and took out a shiny gold coin, flipped it silently in his palm, playing with it.

It doesn't matter if the others are quiet.

But the seven pirate warriors who stood up with courage and greed, while staring straight at the gold coin in Yi Lin's hand, they were involuntarily angry.

Pretend!

Everyone thought of such a word in unison.

Everyone is a man, why bother to pretend?

Yi Lin has taken control of the audience.

To be precise, his "perception" has completely covered the small tavern.

There are no dead ends.

Huh?

What is Lady Boss doing in the background and changing clothes?

Yi Lin silently "looked" a few more times, and found that there was nothing special, so he removed the "mind power tentacle" and repositioned his perception on the situation in front of him.

Behind no one saw it, Yi Lin turned over the palm, peeked into the storage space, took out a small card that was almost forgotten by him, and silently crushed it.

Behind Yi Lin, the light spot crushed by the card melted into the body and turned into a small BUFF in the upper right corner of the apostle panel.

――【Bullet deflection】.

Thanks to the riddler.

Get ready, Yi Lin said with a smile: "If I didn’t guess wrong, just now, many people sneaked out of the tavern. They just ran to the port and wanted to board The captain's'Queen', go to find the'treasure' that you imagine should exist."

Everyone's face changed drastically.

Out of seven.

The pirate captain who headed...I don't know what his name is, has already taken out the treasured treasure without the slightest hesitation... Flintlock!

Boom!

In the tavern, nearly half of the people, at the moment the gunfire rang, seemed to have received a hands-on signal, from different sea areas, from different pirate ships, dozens pirates, in this brief moment, The movements were neat and the rhythm was uniform, all of them took out the flintlocks and shot them at the damn skeleton gentleman.

Kill Kill Kill!

If you kill, there will be a gold coin!

Pirate's values ​​are so unpretentious!

peng~ peng~ peng~ peng~ Bang!

In an instant, the smell of rum in the tavern was concealed by the pungent smoke, and the fiery rose tavern was completely in chaos. The bullets shot from all directions, the dazzling tongue of fire, mercilessly Paved towards the thin and pretending "skeleton gentleman" in the corner.

No room left at all.

peng~ peng~ peng~ peng~ ――

"Ouch!"

"Fuck! I was shot!

"Fuc...kkkkk! " " Fuc ...... kkkk TWO! ! ! " " ...... " in a series of gunshots rang the moment, around Yi Lin, there are a lot of pirates who actually shot darting bleeding flower ...... they also shot the! etc. some pirate Spear Art poor, careless Biu other normal person. but in this case, Among the people who almost shot, a large swarm of pirates fell like leeks, which seemed a little weird.

In Gotham City, Yi Lin has experienced it firsthand, the Riddler's little egg The effect of the series.

Even the close-to-modern thermal weapons in Gotham City cannot leave even a bullet hole in the tuxedo of the "Riddle Gentleman", even more how are these backward flintlocks in front of them. ? Yi Lin completely not worried. after someone else shot, Yi Lin slightly smiled, left hand down hat, wore countless bullets, actually anti-refundable , Step by step towards standing in front of an unknown captain.

The name is not important.

Who made you stand out like this?

Yi Lin's other hand has already condensed a "needle". When he walked in front of a certain captain, in the horrified gaze of the other party, he directly reached out and touched the other's dog's head and pierced the "needle".

The needle is between the virtual and the reality. It can be said that there is no entity, so the dirty captain's hat cannot be an obstacle.

A certain great captain was caught by the needle. In an instant, at first didn't feel anything was wrong. When he reacted, he saw that the bullet missed the "skeleton gentleman" at all, so he pulled out the scimitar and shook violently, trying to make the "skeleton gentleman" alive. Hacked to death.

"? ? ? "

But it was this knife-shaking motion that the power of the right hand exceeded his own imagination. He didn't control it, and he slammed his companion's neck directly.

A shocked and innocent head flies high-

"Come again! "

Boom long long long ――

Suddenly there was a continuous vibration from afar.

But at this moment, the tavern was already in chaos, and no one noticed it. The movement outside the pub.

――Even if the movement is very big.

Yi Lin slightly smiled.

Taking advantage of the opportunity, Yi Lin decided to do more Try.

Tossing on Lao Pan, Yi Lin is also worried about tossing Lao Pan to death.

But now Yi Lin has no such extra worries and is tossing to death. , Maybe the effect is better and more protruding.

So Yi Lin condenses another needle and pierces it forward.

"? ? ? ? "

"hoho hoho ――"

A certain captain suddenly turned his eyes up, foaming at the mouth, and his expression gradually changed. He left Yi Lin in front of him without paying attention, and his mouth wow. Screaming, carrying a knife, rushing into the crowd, and slashing indiscriminately.

Yi Lin was nodded with satisfaction.

Although this kind of behavior, there is a suspicion of taking off your pants and farting. after all, can easily touch the dog's head, neck directly toward each other to knife the most direct. but in front of these scum, but it is pirates, unusual killing has been unable to arouse fear in their minds.

So Yi Lin would rather be troublesome.

Suddenly became a perverted captain, wielding a knife and hacking in the pirate group, with a strange expression.

At this moment . among pirates, Yi Lin show for a long time, someone finally live up to expectations with a desperate tone loudly said: "black, black, black magic! ! ! " " skeleton gentleman black magic aaahhhh! " other people hearing this, shuddered, actually half past one would not dare move. mad metamorphosis captain will soon be Luanqiang people killed.

Yi Lin has several points of regret, but did not harvest this chaos value.

Suddenly.

"It’s not good, it’s not good! "

H Long Long Long -

pub after quiet down, movement outside the pub, many actually clear.

are many" black The words "witchcraft" startled the dirty pirates on the spot. At this time, they also noticed the movement outside the tavern.

It was wave after wave, wave after wave of vibration...

It’s like...

What exploded?

Funny, this is the notorious pirate paradise Tetuga Island. Even the navy may not dare to be here. Here, who dares to provoke pirates on Tetuga Island?

Who dares to provoke pirates on Tetuga Island... will face the anger of countless pirates!

NS! " finally. a dirty pirate, gasping for breath broke into the pub. Huh? Why is the atmosphere in the tavern so weird?

When he broke into the tavern, the panic pirate was taken aback for a moment, but he didn't think much about it. He remembered what was happening in the port, his eyelids were constantly shaking, and his face was crying: "Blow, blow , Exploded! "

"hmph!"

In another corner, a pirate captain with the majesty of a superior and a beard wrapped around his chin slowly stood up . suddenly someone called out like a straight man in a bar: "ah, this messy beard, that domineering posture, is it the legendary pirate ...... 'yellow beard'! "

'Yellow Beard' has a straight face, indifferent expression.

Yi Lin: "..."

But in the eyes of others, it is equivalent to default.

"Say, what did it explode? " " boat, boat, ship ...... harbor boat explode! " " That one? " " Who ship bombed? " from the port ran all the way back to the small pirate messenger finally ying ying ying Kuchu sounds:" All, all, all of the boat! They were all bombed! Except-Queen! "

"! ! ! "

Phew!

Chi Chi Chi - .