I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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If someone walks into the "Fiery Rose" tavern at this time, there are probably only two ideas.

――"Oh, go to the special sea, I must be dazzled!"

Then exit and enter again.

――"Oh cake shop, the rum is really good tonight!"

No one would believe what he saw before him.

Even if you see it with your own eyes.

I saw those damn dirty and despicable pirates lined up obediently in the tavern.

It's weirdly quiet.

The order is orderly and calmly.

Some people even stood tired, simply squatted on the ground, looking forward eagerly, hoping to get their turn soon.

"Dregs! Next one."

"Dregs in the dust! Next!"

"Not as good as Charlie, next." " " born as a human, you should say you're sorry. next! " " barely ...... Queen port number to find Charlie reports. " Yi Lin was hiring people while listening to the movement at the port.

Of the pirates who were bombed, some of them were recruited directly to the captain by Yi Lin, and some of them left dingy, not knowing where they went.

"If I didn't guess wrong..."

Just when Yi Lin was very busy.

A voice full of magnetism rang above Yi Lin's head.

"Captain Skeleton Gentleman, do you think I can get on the boat?"

"?"

This voice seems familiar.

Yi Lin lifts the head blankly.

In the eyes, it is a dark-skinned "man", wearing loose clothing, with a dreadful smile on his face.

"Am I special--"

Yi Lin resisted the impulse, but in the end... endured it.

He habitually looked at the attribute panel that emerged next to the "job applicant".

……

【Ruth·Emily】

【Position】To be determined

【battle strength 】C

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[dexterous] A

[lucky] B+

[loyal] 40 (love at first sight)

[curse] "Bring a woman on board Bring bad luck", "The Next Man"

[Specialty] Massage (top level), navigational proficiency (high level), careful calculation (high level), sword technique proficiency (intermediate), Spear Art proficiency (Primary level)

[belonging] To be determined

"..."

What is this?

Yi Lin suddenly fell silent.

He didn't expect, the attributes of Lady Boss and Ruth... are so outstanding.

Even the lowest [battle strength] among the attributes has reached C-Rank.

If Ruth gets on the ship, the loyalty of up to 40 points can undoubtedly crush the whole ship of dirty pirates that are wobbly.

Love at first sight?

"The next man"?

Top massage technique?

These weird words can hardly conceal Ruth's excellent attribute as a pirate.

As for...women will be cursed by bad luck when they go to sea?

Yi Lin pondered for another 30 seconds.

It should, maybe, or there won't be any major problems, right?

When choosing cannon fodder...ah no, when choosing other crew pirates, Yi Lin deliberately chose a lot of crew members with average battle strength but not bad luck attributes.

If you go back and forth like this, if you neutralize a little, maybe it can offset the bad luck of the two women getting on the boat?

Thinking of this, Yi Lin nodded silently stamped "Ruth Emily" and confirmed the ownership.

At the moment when Yi Lin answered, Ruth's mouth opened into an "O" shape because of surprise.

But Ruth didn't expect, Yi Lin agreed so easily.

Could this guy see through her unpretentious inner beauty through her seamless disguise?

You really are a good younger sister of your sister!

Ruth was so excited that she couldn't wait to hug Yi Lin and take a few bites.

Finally.

Yi Lin was busy till early morning and finally picked enough crew members.

Although the remaining crew members were unwilling to be reconciled, they did not dare to act rashly under Yi Lin's faintly discernable display of mysterious "dark witchcraft" power.

Taking advantage of the night, Yi Lin left the tavern and walked towards the port.

On the sea, after experiencing the waves of explosions that shocked the entire Tetuga Island, the port is now calm again.

There are wreckage ships floating on the surface of the sea, with black smoke from time to time, before it can be extinguished, floating from the wreckage, into the dark night sky.

On the shore of the port, occasionally you can see many pirates in ragged and soaked bodies sitting on the boards of the port, their heads downcast.

da da da.

Yi Lin did not deliberately hide his figure, walking slowly through all the pirates in shiny Little Pi shoes.

While Yi Lin hosted the "Pirate Recruitment Fair" to recruit crew members, various legends of Yi Lin have spread throughout the island under the various narratives of the pirates.

-"Damn the skeleton gentleman".

-"The Devil Who Masters Black Witchcraft".

-"Piracy Enemy".

-"The skeleton gentleman must die."

-"The rich pirate".

-"The man who spreads fear with dogs".

The dog?

Rumors such as these have added layers of mysterious color to the name "skeleton gentleman" that turned out to be.

So, when Yi Lin reappeared in the port in this costume, countless pirates subconsciously lifted the head, gazing at the devil-like silhouette in the night.

In these eyes, there are various complex emotions hidden.

There is hatred, jealousy, emotion, shock, fear, and of course... envy.

In the eyes of the pirates, this is a "man" who was unknown before tonight, but was destined to be famous in the Caribbean after tonight.

Docked by the port, beside the lonely Queen, a hill was piled up at some unknown time.

The closer Yi Lin got closer, he realized that the hills were all pirate corpses.

All the pirate corpses were extremely vicious, their eyes widened, as if full of unwillingness.

"?"

Yi Lin slowly typed a question mark.

Originally, he had guessed before he left that some unwilling pirate scum in the tavern would attack the Queen while he was recruiting.

After all, pirates are such a profit-oriented creature, and it is not difficult to understand.

The corpses around the Queen also confirmed that Yi Lin's speculation was not wrong.

Just before leaving, Yi Lin had already told Charlie, who was the "Queen Floor", that once a pirate attack was discovered, he would immediately fire a cannon to warn him.

When Yi Lin recruited crew members in the tavern, he also kept an eye on the movement of the port.

After all, the port is not far from the "Fiery Rose" tavern. If the Queen's cannon fired, Yi Lin could definitely detect it.

But what happened to the corpses all around this ship?

With doubts, Yi Lin followed the rope ladder and boarded the Queen again.

As the queen of the medium-sized three-masted sailing ship, the deck has already been closed and numerously filled with people.

-Almost most of the crew members he recruited in the tavern.

Yi Lin did not activate his skills when he boarded the ship, so when he boarded the ship, everyone discovered the existence of Yi Lin.

But the atmosphere is a bit weird.

The eyes of most pirates looking at Yi Lin are full of fear.

Yi Lin wearing a mask, no one can see through the "smiling face" mask, Yi Lin's puzzled expression at the moment.

On the contrary, it is so compelling, so that everyone can make up for the various evil and mysterious expressions under the mask.

Yi Lin released his perception and walked forward.

As Yi Lin advances, the pirates on the deck belonging to the "Queen", no matter which ship they once belonged to, at this moment, facing the terrifying masked man in front of him, they seem to have passed through The rehearsal unanimously broke a path.

Yi Lin feels a bit weird about the reaction of the pirates.

Although this is also the result of his attractive spectacle, the effect is also...very good.

Acridine beyond imagination!

At the end of the separation of the crowd, Yi Lin frowned, speeding up the pace.

In the pirate group, a dirty dog ​​drowsily lay on the deck.

The dog seemed to hear Yi Lin's footsteps. When Yi Lin was about to approach, he lifted his eyelids slightly and shook his paw at Yi Lin twice.

Yi Lin suddenly remembered the legend he heard along the way.

-"The man who spreads fear with dogs".

The dog?

This one?

Yi Lin thought for a moment and immediately opened the captain panel.

When recruiting crew members, the screen was so fast that Yi Lin did not notice.

In the crew list, there is a sense of violation.

……

[Wang Heavenly Emperor]

[rank] Crew

[battle strength]?

[Smart]?

[Lucky]?

[Loyalty] 0 (???)

[Curse] None

[Specialty]?

[Belonging] Queen's number

……

Under the mask, Yi Lin has a strange expression.

Crouched down in front of the dog.

"woof!"

The dog named "Wang Heavenly Emperor" barked...I don't understand.

Yi Lin lowered his head for a moment, and then used a voice that only one person and one dog can hear: "Add a friend?"

"woof~"

So.

In Yi Lin's friend list, there is one more...dog in unfathomable mystery.

-"Wang Heavenly Emperor".

This name is so domineering!

Wait a minute.

Yi Lin's heart moved.

This time is a role-playing mode.

Maybe this dog is a person inside?

He has never heard before that apostle is a dog.

Moreover, a dog can meet the conditions of becoming an apostle. If you say it, no one will believe it.

Zhao Yulong was the first to express his dissatisfaction.

Yi Lin asked directly in the chat window.

……

Yi Lin: Did you play the role of a dog?

Wang Heavenly Emperor: Wang Wang?

Yi Lin:......

Wang Heavenly Emperor: Wang?

Yi Lin: I thought you were just pretending to be a dog, didn't expect you to be a real dog?

Wang Heavenly Emperor: woof~ ~~

Yi Lin: "……"

Just ask a few people to ask questions, Yi Lin finally understands why Everyone looked at him with fear.

It turned out that they mistakenly thought that this dog was the pet of the "Captain Skeleton Gentleman".

Similar to the "Legendary Great Pirate Captain Barbosa's Undead Monkey".

So, when they witnessed the horror scene of a dog slapped to death by a pirate, they all unanimously applied this horror to the title of "Captain Skeleton Gentleman". There is the legend that the skeleton gentleman "spreads terror with dogs".

So, in order to complete the mission, Wang Heavenly Emperor chose to board this ship?

Yi Lin silently gripped Wang Heavenly Emperor.

For the time being, ignoring the Heavenly Emperor Wang who was basking in the moon on the deck, Yi Lin used the fastest speed to edit the ranks of the crew as the captain.

Open the captain panel.

Click [Queen Number].

Close and numerous holographic three-dimensional images appeared in front of Yi Lin.

All kinds of data, all kinds of blank ranks, all kinds of materials... Yi Lin has a big eye.

Yi Lin thought for a while. Among the crew members he recruited, there are a few more prominent attributes.

So I randomly assigned it.

[First Mate] Ruth Emily.

[Second Officer] Wang Heavenly Emperor.

[tlooker] Sax Spyro.

[handyman long] Charlie.

【Captain Gunner】……

【Chef】……

【Captain Sailor】……

【……】

"..."

Acridine! so annoying!