I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Latest URL: Ruth announced to the public that she is the biological brother of Lady Boss of the "Fiery Rose"...Louis.

Then most people believed it.

After all, Ruth's posture does not look like a woman.

But it doesn't look like a 100% man.

For a sissy who became the chief mate of the Queen, there were originally a lot of vicious pirates who criticized this, but when Wang Heavenly Emperor drowsily raised his paw twice, those so-called " "Microwords" became all kinds of crappy flattery and flattery in a blink of an eye.

Yi Lin did not expect. He showed off in the tavern for a long time, and finally completely deterred the group of pirates, but relying on this unfathomable mystery to climb the Queen's dog.

"Does this count as a temporary team?"

If Wang Heavenly Emperor is also considered apostle, the relationship between one person and one dog in this trial is indeed one. A temporary team relationship.

Yi Lin stood on the deck, squinting, thinking about all this.

And "First Mate Louis" has entered the state with the fastest angle, commanding all the sailors, preparing everything needed for sailing.

Cannonballs, food, fresh water, rum and other materials needed for ocean voyages.

"This inner world trial, the time span will be very long."

Yi Lin is secretly sighed, pulling on the tightly tightened corset without any traces, wishing it Tear it off to liberate the white tutu that was almost crushed.

Being a woman...it's too hard!

The sky is already bright.

In addition to Yi Lin's "Queen", there is another ship staying in the port.

——"Eight Paw".

This is a multi-masted sailing vessel one level larger than the Queen.

From the Octopus, there seemed to be countless gazes full of hatred, which spread to the Queen in the air, causing all the sailors of the Queen to work with a nervous expression on their faces.

"hehe ……"

Yi Lin slightly smiled.

"What are you laughing at?"

When Yi Lin laughed inexplicably.

Ruth walked up to the high platform, sexy bearing and charming temperament, pulling up a strand of hair tossed by the wind, and gave Yi Lin a white look.

Yi Lin was not surprised, nor did he answer Ruth's question.

"First Mate Louis, your action is not quite right."

"hehehe --"

Ruth walked to Yi Lin's side.

The shoulders are against the shoulders.

Yi Lin wanted to move away a bit, but he hesitated for three seconds before forgetting it, letting Ruth wipe her oil in secret.

Ruth whispered with a voice that only two people can hear: "So you asked for two days off to make this plan?"

"..."

"Hehe, after making all-out preparations, in the old lady’s tavern, first showed amazing wealth, and then exposed the'dark witchcraft', making the group of dirty pirates afraid of you, Then, at the best time, all other people’s boats will be sunk..."

"We have wealth, strength, and boats... Even if it’s my sister, I can’t help but want to climb. Go to your bed!"

Yi Lin corrected Ruth's speech disorder: "It's a boat."

In the distance, the dog quietly pricked up his ears.

Indeed.

In a few words, Ruth roughly summed up Yi Lin's small plan.

It took him two days and spent a lot of spirit energy value to sneak on every pirate ship and convert something in the pirate ship into a time bomb with [unstable explosives].

If it is to transform other things, even the 10kg weight at the top of the peak, it may not be able to sink a ship with one shot.

But by the way... in a pirate ship, other materials can be scarce, but there is only one thing, but it is kept in piles and boxes.

-"Cannonball".

The shell specifications commonly used by pirates are "14-pound shells" and "8-pound shells".

Yi Lin only needs to place the whole box of shells in a suitable blasting position, and then stuff one of the explosives into the whole box of shells. There is nothing unusual on the surface.

Besides, pirates are nature like disordered and lazy creatures. Not to mention the relocation of the cannonball box. It is estimated that even if there are a few boxes missing, no one will notice it for a while.

The longest timed blasting limit of [Unstable Explosives] is "48 hours", so during those two nights, Yi Lin was in a tight time and hardly took a rest.

In addition, most of the ships that Yi Lin bombed were pirate ships transformed by pirates who robbed merchant ships. There was no emotion at all, let alone a ship lost its life. .

Under various factors, Yi Lin can be said to have exhausted the skills of "coercion, lure, and break the road", and finally succeeded in obtaining the first ship.

――and the people and dogs in this ship.

Suddenly.

Ruth's expression became a little more worried, and she pointed to the "Octa Paw" in another part of the port.

"Sister, although I don’t know how you made the other ship explode, the ship... did not sink. If I guess correctly, the ship must be afraid of you.' "Black Witchcraft", so I dare not attack us in the port, but once we sail out of Tetuga Island, I am afraid..."

Yi Lin took out his pocket watch and calculated the time.

"Ruth, ah no, First Mate Louis, let me know, and we will sail on time in half an hour!"

"Half an hour?"

Ruth Suspiciously looking at the sun that has not yet risen on the horizon, and the dense fog that has not completely dissipated on the sea: "Don't wait until dawn to sail again? If you are attacked with a bad view..."

Yi Lin shook his head. Under the mask, there was a confident smile on the delicate face, but it was a pity that no one could see.

"It is the captain's responsibility to decide when to sail, and how to sail is your chief officer's business."

Ruth: "??"

Are you the captain or am I the captain? ? ?

As for Yi Lin's behavior as the captain of the slingshot, Ruth has many grooves in her heart, but she doesn't know how to bulge.

So she can only silently raise a middle finger in the direction where Yi Lin left.

"Fuck!"

"Little ones! Hurry up! Give all the strength you plan to use on a woman's belly to my old lady, ah no, I use it! Hurry up! Bring up the casks of Fiery Rose! Unless you don’t want rum!"

"The gunners get dry! Fill all the barrels with cannonballs! Get ready to go to war at any time!"

"All the sailors who have nothing to do are tied up in their place by Lao Tzu! Whoever dares to run around will never want to get on this Queen ship again!"

"Don't Forget it! This is the site of the Skeleton Gentleman Captain who possesses the'Black Witchcraft'!"

"..."

With Ruth taking the name of the "skeleton gentleman" , Like the fox which exploits the tiger's might issued instructions, all the pirate sailors worked even more awkwardly, a box of rum was transported out of the tavern, and then moved to the Queen’s cellar and locked up.

Ruth uses a telescope to look in the direction of "Eight Paw".

His expression gradually became serious.

……

……

In half an hour.

Yi Lin bubbling again.

No one knows when this mysterious captain appeared, as if when they came back to his senses, the mysterious skeleton gentleman captain was already standing on the deck.

Standing next to their first officer Louis.

"The time is up, set sail on time."

Ruth slightly startled: "But, there are still people who haven't boarded the ship..."

Yi Lin got on Another indisputable tone: "I don't want to say the third time, on time, set sail."

Okay, you are the captain and you have the final say.

Ruth imagined in her heart that this mysterious younger sister would be stripped naked and ravaged thousands of times, but her expression was very serious, and she waved her hand: "Anchor!"

ka ka ka ka ka ka ——

Under the hard yelling of the sailor, the huge human gear turned and the huge anchor slowly pulled up.

Ruth distinguishes the direction of the wind.

"Sailing!"

"GOGOGO!"

Set sail! ! !

The Queen, before she had time to bathe in the morning sun, took advantage of the wind to gradually move away from the port of Tetuga Island.

And the port is on the other side.

"Ship, Captain! The Queen! The Queen is sailing!"

"hehe? The innocent skeleton gentleman, as expected, he wanted to take advantage of the sky. Show off the voyage, thinking that my great captain "Brady the Stormy" can't react? HiaHiaHia——"

The stormy Brady laughed unscrupulously. No one knew it, in the tavern. , His stormy Brady handed out the "application letter" to the skeleton gentleman eagerly, but he was mercilessly rejected by the damn pirate skeleton gentleman.

That's a naked humiliation!

Humiliation! ! !

If it weren’t for the later discovery, his "Octoga" was just a small hole blown up lightly, not to the point of sinking the ship, he would almost hold a group of brothers and drink rum and cry bitterly. It's dawn.

And now... it's time for the stormy Brady to get revenge!

He must let the damn pirate be buried in seabed!

" ! hmph hmph hmph, since we were small -" Humming humming - Jingtao Brady: "?"

Octopus: "?"

Little ones: "?"

"Captain! It’s not good! It’s...and again." That's it!"

"Where did it explode!"

Hearing the word "explosion", Brady was shocked by the storm, and his eyes suddenly rounded, seeming to be going at any time It fell on the deck with a snap.

"Cannonball compartment!"

"Fuc...kkkk! Get the barrel! Pour out the water!"

A group of pirates just cried bitterly : "It's too late Captain! It's sinking already! wu wu wu ――"

"..."

Octopus, pawn.

To die...not important.

……

……

[Sink the "Eight Claw" and get the pirate reputation +2333! 】

【Get chaos value +1! 】

【Get chaos value +1! 】

【Get chaos value +2! ]

[...]

Yi Lin was again attractively spectacle swiped by a series of prompts.

Enter the Queen.

All the pirates who were eager to get into a state of preparation, witnessed the explosion of the unfathomable mystery of the "Eight Paw", and the whole process of slowly sinking, they were all dumbfounded and plunged into silence.

I don’t know how long it has been.

The loyal Charlie was the first to react, and shouted in a hysterical, "skeleton gentleman captain -"

The pirates said in unison: "Nice -"

Charlie: "The captain is awesome!"

The pirates said in unison: "Awesome--"

Charlie lowered his head and hesitated for a few seconds, and wanted to make a flattery. Only when you are in pairs can you be perfect.

So Charlie made a broken voice again: "Lewis first officer is awesome!"

The pirates said in unison: "Awesome--"

Ruth: "..."

Yi Lin opens the captain panel.

[Captain Panel]

[Name] Skeleton Gentleman

[Flag] Gentleman Banner

[Prestige] 333/10000

[Level] Rise to fame

[Skill] Captain’s Divine Vision

[Crew] Ruth Emily, Sax Spyro... (click See details)

[Curse] "Bringing a woman on board will bring bad luck"

[fleet] Queen

……

After blowing up the "Eight Paw", his reputation level rose to Level 1.

Yi Lin is in a good mood.

Ruth got closer: "Baby, you knew the result already?"

"Call me Captain." Yi Lin moved away and corrected Ruth seriously. Chinese language sickness, keep smiling: "Guess?"

"Say~"

While all downstairs cheering, Ruth entangled herself like an octopus.

"Go away."

Not far away.

Wang Heavenly Emperor rolled his eyes, silently covered the dog's head with his paw, and closed the dog's eyes by the way.

With the wind, the Queen was bathed in the morning light and sailed out of Tituga Island smoothly.

Bright sun and a gentle breeze today.

When the Queen finally went to sea, Yi Lin finally showed a reminder that the mission was completed.

[Main Mission 1: Successfully join the "Pirate" or "Navy" camp and sail into the Caribbean Sea by boat. Current camp: Pirates. mission completed! ]

[Get "Gorgeous blood-stained earrings"! ] "?" to look back.

A seemingly nothing special card has appeared in Yi Lin's hand.

On the card.

It is a single earring with gold inlaid earrings. The style is very gorgeous, but when you look closely, there is a lot of blood that has dried up and blackened on the edge of the earrings. I don’t know who it is. Blood.

Yi Lin frowned, this earring, which I don’t know whether it’s a prop or an equipment, always makes Yi Lin feel a little weird, but because Ruth is around her, Yi Lin has no time to study this main mission. The rewards were conveniently included in the storage space and placed in the corner.

Soon.

The next reminder comes immediately.

……

[Main task two: As one of the "Nine Pirate Kings", participate in the "Pirate Conference" held 3 months later in Shipwreck Bay. Current camp: Pirates. ]

[Task time: before the "Pirates of the General Assembly" was held. Mission failure penalty: bear one or two random "curses". Task reward: unknown. ]

……

According to the convention among apostle.

Yi Lin read the task description three times in front and back.

No word is omitted, in case there are any traps hidden in it.

The time is...three months.

Seems like a lot.

But in fact, according to Yi Lin's preliminary understanding of this world, three months is really nothing for a ship's voyage.

If you tell Ruth who is familiar with the pirate world, if Elizabeth Rin wants to become one of the nine "pirate kings" within three months, Ruth will definitely shake her head frantically and say Elizabeth. Rin and brainless.

As the "Queen" gradually moved away from the coast.

The entire ship seems to be isolated by the sea, all around are blue waves, and the land gradually disappears beyond the horizon.

Yi Lin feels relieved for the time being.

"Maybe other people's lucky attributes really neutralized the'curse' of the two women a little bit?"

"But it's hard to say, Elizabeth Rin landed at the time After Nolando’s fleet, it took more than a long time to attract whirlpools and thunderstorms... Is it random?"

Yi Lin lowered his head and thought silently.

But anyway, it looks like everything is going well at the moment.

Ruth is indeed an excellent candidate for the first mate. In terms of commanding the sailing, she does not need Yi Lin to worry about, and she directs all the sailors in an orderly manner.

In addition, Wang Heavenly Emperor is lying on the deck and basking in the sun. From time to time, he scratches his claws with his paws. This action of showing his paws intentionally or unintentionally makes every pirate who has witnessed the dog's shown great divine might. We all dare not to be lazy, they work hard, weeping and sweating.

Yi Lin originally had several points of curiosity as to whether the tasks received by the dog Wang Heavenly Emperor were the same as him.

But whether it is private or face-to-face chat, the language of the Heavenly Emperor Wang always has only one word. The language composed of this word "Wang" combined with various intonations and symbols is obviously not the language of Yi Lin. Understandable category.

It is estimated that if you want to communicate with Wang Heavenly Emperor normally, you must at least possess the skills of [Dog Language Level 10].

So, Yi Lin also gave up the idea of ​​communicating feelings with Gouzi.

Anyway, since Wang Heavenly Emperor can become an apostle, his IQ should not be low, otherwise he would not have boarded the "Queen" by himself, and used that way to show his sense of existence.

Or, Wang Heavenly Emperor as a "crew" and Yi Lin as a "captain", the main tasks of the two are completely different.

――It is very possible.

While Yi Lin was thinking about everything related to the main mission and this world.

A soft little hand quietly presses on Yi Lin's shoulder.

"Look at you standing for so long~ Should your shoulders be sore? My sister's massage technique is very good!"

Ruth came up again.

Yi Lin helplessly: "You wishful thinking."

Ruth: "..."

But after all, I don’t know if it’s too heavy. For this reason, Yi Lin always felt sore shoulders, which was also seen by Ruth.

......

In ten minutes.

Inside the sealed captain's cabin.

"Well~ it's there~ harder~ oops~ screaming ~"

Yi Lin lay on the bedside and let out a lazy voice comfortably.

[Your crew member "Ruth Emily" has proficient techniques and superb technique. After fully massaging you, you feel refreshed, like a tiger that has grown wings, and peace of mind. Get a temporary gain "Enriched"! ]

[abundant: +0.5 strength, agility +0.5, +0.5 spirit, the duration of 24 hours. ]

The massage is over.

Yi Lin looked at the prompt that appeared before him in surprise.

Then I opened the apostle panel silently, and there was a weird BUFF in the upper right corner that looked like a fitness man posing in a pose.

This is Ruth's skill... [Massage (top level)]!

How terrible!

Although it is only a temporary gain of BUFF, it lasts for a full 24 hours, and the sum of the three attributes of Limin is increased by up to 1.5.

This is already a terrifying increase.

Yi Lin is lying on the bed.

It started to feel a little fragrant.

Although the inner world doesn't seem to rely on personal ability this time, if something happens, first give it a buff... Isn't it very nice?

However, I don't know if there are any limitations to Ruth's magical technique.

"Do you...can you press the massage technique every day?"

Yi Lin originally wanted to ask where he learned this technique first, but after thinking about it carefully, this The question seemed a bit boring, so I went straight to the topic.

Ruth wiped the sweat from her forehead with a silk scarf, said with a smile: "At most once a day, if you come often, sister, my physical strength can't stand it!"

One day once?

In other words, can only buff for one person a day?

This is reasonable.

With such a terrifying attribute bonus, if every crew member is given a shot, the battle strength of the entire ship can be said to have risen by an order of magnitude in an instant.

But if Yi Lin didn't guess wrong, even if Ruth's "massage" did not have any physical exertion, Ruth would not massage other people.

――Others dare not.

If the pirates knew that their first mate was the legendary Black Widow Ruth, they would jump into the sea in an instant, and would rather float back to Tutuga Island with a wooden barrel. out an ignoble existence, and don’t want to die in the hands of this terrifying woman.

Yi Lin's lingering rhyme has not disappeared, and he simply lay in bed to rest.

"How did you recognize me?"

[email protected]@.

Ruth chuckled, her tone was a bit more cunning: "Simple, no pirate, it will be as clean as you, those damn dirty pirates will not reveal the fragrance of shower gel. ."

"..."

"Also, hehe, do you really think that sister I can't recognize your voice?"

Suddenly.

Yi Lin turned his head blankly: "What are you...what do you do when you take off your clothes ??"

"Uh-"

Lu Silk's little movement instantly froze in place.

After kicking Ruth out of the captain's cabin, who was coveting the beauty of "Elizabeth Rin", Yi Lin alone was in the room, doing nothing, and by the way, he took out the reward from the main mission one not long ago. Check attribute.

……

[Gorgeous blood-stained earrings]

[Grade] Rare

[Limited] Female

[Durable] 500/500

[Effect] Charm +4.0, Lucky -1.0

[Description] Click to view details.

……

Is the restriction female?

This is not a limitation for him now.

As for the equipment effect... It turned out to be a large increase in charm value, and then a small decrease in lucky equipment?

Yi Lin calculate it.

At present, these two attributes are -

[Lucky] 3.3

[Charm] 2.2

If you wear it With this piece of equipment, the charm value can be breakthrough 5 or more?

Yi Lin was a little surprised.

After thinking about it, Yi Lin slightly smiled, slowly putting on the earrings.

When the earrings are buckled to the ears, they are more like ancient earrings, and it does not make Yi Lin more feminine. On the contrary, it is a bit more wild and evil.

Yi Lin tossed in front of the mirror for a while and was very satisfied with the style of the earrings.

Suddenly.

Yi Lin frowned.

But a few seconds later, Yi Lin's brows stretched out again and called Ruth in again. With Ruth's messy assistance, Yi Lin finally became Molly again, as a "skeleton gentleman." The gesture appeared on the deck.

When Ruth saw Elizabeth Rin wearing "earrings", she also noticed something was wrong, she couldn't help but clamped her legs, held back her inner impulse, and secretly cursed. Are you too impulsive?

"Is it because of the rum?"

Ruth is very suspicious that after a long period of cellaring, the rum that has been moved from the tavern must have undergone some changes. It's so easy to get on top.

In half an hour.

On the deck.

Yi Lin compares time.

At first glance, the coastline has completely disappeared.

The Queen was completely surrounded by sea water.

This feeling of isolation and helplessness makes Yi Lin always feel uneasy.

In case something happens, this ship is very likely to be transformed and become the grave of everyone.

After all, he has not had time to verify whether the role of "Elizabeth Rin" has any other weaknesses.

――For example, "weak water".

Although Yi Lin feels that the probability is not great.

After all, in this kind of map, if the character you play will drown when you touch the water, it would be too boring.

Ruth is skilled and took out an ancient parchment chart from her clothes.

"Rin, we are probably in this sea area now. Which direction are we going to go next?"

Yi Lin snapped the metal cover of the pocket watch.

Looking at the piles of criss-crossed ancient routes, islands, and place names on the nautical chart has a slight headache.

Although driven by the main mission, he had to become a glorious captain and plunged into the embrace of the sea.

But as for how to become one of the "Nine Pirate Kings" in the next step, Yi Lin has no further understanding of this world and has not yet worked out a detailed plan.

Ruth looked at Elizabeth Rin blankly, her eyes had several points of weird meaning, and her legs twisted involuntarily.

Yi Lin did not notice this little movement of Ruth, staring at the nautical chart on the table.

Suddenly.

Yi Lin remembered something.

"The one who plays with the rope... ah no..." Yi Lin didn't think of his name for a moment. After opening the crew panel, he added: "Call the saxophone here!"