I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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Under Ruth's skilled service, Yi Lin dressed up again and appeared in front of all the sailors.

With this damn figure, without Ruth's help, Yi Lin even became a challenge to wear clothes.

Yi Lin has already put away Bai Xiaoyi.

Until now, Yi Lin tried to hide his abilities as much as possible.

Although in the eyes of the crew, their respected captain possesses mysterious "black magic", but no one knows what it is.

Perhaps only Ruth has faintly noticed that Yi Lin sings a kind of weird incantion when he casts "Black Witchcraft".

This incantation clearly understands every word, but it sounds very strange to Ruth, with a kind of unclear domineering.

Yi Lin step one stopped.

He suddenly remembered something, something related to life.

He immediately took out a "burst pearl" from the groove on his waist, and quietly threw it into the sea while no one found it.

After a while.

A wave of small waves suddenly rose in the ocean.

Puff, as if Calypso secretly let out an unknown fart.

Yi Lin rubbed another one and stuffed it into the designated groove.

These days, Yi Lin has been keeping at ten.

As soon as there is something about to explode over time, immediately dispose of it and replace it with a brand new blasting bead.

Otherwise, if the change is too late, the burst beads will explode on the waist, and there is no need to say more about the consequences.

After dealing with the burst beads, Yi Lin has walked out of the deck.

After walking out of the cabin in person, Yi Lin discovered that the dense fog in this sea area was far beyond his imagination.

It is more intuitive to observe with your own eyes than with Bai Xiaoyi's "field of vision".

Yi Lin remained silent,

reached out and took a dip in the thick fog, the white gloves were stained with a layer of damp mist, two fingers rubbed, Yi Lin can clearly feel the silk The extra moisture on the quality gloves.

Whoops.

t On the lookout.

Xiao Sa, who is good at playing with ropes, swings a sling flexibly, falls in front of Yi Lin like a monkey, and is very skilled.

"Captain, there is an island in that direction!"

Sachs did not talk nonsense, and directly pointed out the direction for Yi Lin.

Although all the pirates have been tired of the color of the sea for a short while in these boring and thrilling voyages of more than 20 days, no one would dare to board the island privately without the captain's order.

I heard that black witchcraft is terrifying!

I heard that the captain can eat people too!

I heard that the captain can make people go to heaven with just one finger!

Among the crew, various weird legends of the Skeleton Gentleman Captain have been circulated.

After all, in the past twenty days, whenever a ship approached them, the unfathomable mystery was plunged into chaos, letting these experienced pirates fight sea battles, just like cutting melons. Chopping vegetables is average and very smooth.

It is said that these all are from the power of the captain's "Black Witchcraft".

As a result, although these crew members were hungry and their loyalty dropped drastically, there were no riots and rebellions.

Yi Lin raised the telescope and looked in the direction that Xiao Sa pointed out.

Sure enough, in the depths of the thick fog, you can vaguely see the illusory shadow of an island, like a ghost in the fog, revealing a strange atmosphere.

Suddenly, Ruth, who has been frowning and contemplative since helping Yi Lin get dressed, creded out in surprise, and took out a roll of sheepskin from her chest. It was her treasured nautical chart. .

Charlie came up eagerly and said with a smile: "My respected Master Captain, can we log in? Brothers are starving, you see, they are still licking the dog. The bones..."

Yi Lin followed Charlie's gaze. A dry pirate was elated licking the bones that Wang Heavenly Emperor had eaten. There were still many bruises on his body.

It must have taken a lot of effort to grab this "second-hand bone".

"hehe."

Yi Lin laughed, pressing the palm of his hand in front of him, indicating that his men don't be impatient.

Three seconds later, the frizzy pirates were completely silent.

Everyone is eagerly waiting for the captain's next instructions.

Every pirate looked at the distant island with longing eyes.

In order to survive, even if there are beasts that cannibalize people on the island, it is estimated that they will rush to the ground without the slightest hesitation, find food and fresh water, eat and drink enough.

"What do you think? My chief mate?"

Yi Lin asked in a low voice when she saw that Ruth was carefully comparing the nautical charts.

Of course, as a skeleton gentleman captain, you still have to have some compelling style. In the eyes of others, Yi Lin's tone is obviously the tone of the superior to the inferior, and the posture is sufficiently high and cold.

Ruth browses tightly frowns, muttering to herself: "How is it possible? How could the route deviate so much? Is it a calculation error after the storm? How could it be..."

"?"

Yi Lin slowly played a question mark.

Yi Lin knows nothing about sailing calculations, and relies on Ruth who is skilled in this aspect.

Ruth took a deep breath with a solemn expression: "If I am not mistaken, we should be in the'sea of ​​mists' now."

Sea of ​​mists!

Hiss--

Yi Lin didn't know his strength, but when the other pirates heard these three words, there was a sound of inhaling mist on the deck at the same time.

After a while.

A riot broke out among the pirates.

"Damn it, how come we came to the Sea of ​​Mist?"

"The legend is that this is..."

"So, on that island... " " hey? how could so unlucky? Do not forget, our captain but have the ability to black magic, even if met, how can like? " " but ...... "

"If we don't go to the island again, we will be all over! Of course, except for our great captain."

"..."

Yi Lin frowned, I think this crew's performance is a bit weird.

He quickly pulled Ruth aside.

"Where is the Misty Sea?"

Ruth looked helpless and shook her head: "You don't know, on this sea, the curse is resurrected. There are many places called It is a'forbidden sea', that is to say, a sea that cannot be entered anyway. Unless... I don't want to live anymore."

Yi Lin quickly let go of perception.

But within the range of perception, apart from the thick fog, there is nothing special.

There is no reef under the current water.

There is not even the wreckage of the ship around.

Yi Lin suddenly smiled: "Could it be more scary than the song you sang?"

"..."

Ruth was silent for a moment .

Think about it.

It also seems to make sense.

In this sea, what could be more terrifying than "Demon King"?

She even sang the song of Demon King. Isn't the Queen safe and sound so far?

Ruth felt a lot of peace of mind after thinking about it, but Yi Lin still gave a blank look: "The legend is in the misty sea, there are undead haunts."

undead?

Yi Lin lowered his head and thought for a while.

"The undead you said... refers to the kind that floats in midair, doesn't touch the ground, looks translucent, and can't touch it?"

Si was shocked: "How do you know?"

"Oh, that's okay, let's go to the island."

"???"

No one knows , A certain captain with "black magic" is best at dealing with this type of creature.

After the Queen was anchored off the island, Yi Lin casually pointed to a few crew members with a higher lucky value on the panel. As a pioneer, he took the lead in landing on the island in a small wooden boat.

The lucky value is high, relatively speaking, it is not easy to cause trouble.

It should be so.

The pirates at first hesitate.

After all, they have all heard the legend of "The Sea of ​​Misty". Although at first yelled very happily, they still didn't dare to board the island one step ahead of the others.

――until Yi Lin smiled and stabbed one of them.

Immediately afterwards, several people "voluntarily volunteered" and "competed for the first time" voluntarily to serve as the vanguard of the Queen.

Ten minutes later.

In the dense fog, light was lit up in the distance towards the island.

The vanguard troops were very excited to send a signal to the Queen, saying that everything is safe.

Yi Lin nodded, arranged for everyone to remove the lifeboat from the deck in an orderly manner, throw it into the sea, and sail to the island in the misty sea.

The label of the Misty Sea on the nautical chart is a thick fog, and the islands and routes inside are not marked on the nautical chart.

I don’t know if it’s because Ruth’s nautical chart is too backward, or because this misty sea is too mysterious.

In short, Yi Lin is about to board an unknown island.

Half an hour later, Yi Lin and Ruth stepped on the soil again.

Beside the two of them, there is a dog.

I saw Wang Heavenly Emperor shaking the hair on his body abruptly, drying the hair wet by the sea water thoroughly.

"woof~"

Wang Heavenly Emperor bowed his head and sniffed twice on the ground, and then he was about to run away.

"Wang Heavenly Emperor!"

Yi Lin suddenly stopped the dog.

Although the dog can't speak human words, he is obviously human. When he turned the dog's head, the dog's face showed a suspicious expression vividly.

This makes Ruth clicking one's tongue in wonder: "Is this dog the devil?"

Yi Lin squatted down in front of Wang Heavenly Emperor, smiling slightly: "We are all allies Huh?"

Wang Heavenly Emperor hearing this, he really lowered his dog's head and hesitated.

What the fuck?

Didn’t it count before?

Yi Lin secretly complained. No wonder that Wang Heavenly Emperor's loyalty has always been zero on the crew panel. It seems that this dog only regards himself as a breeder.

Wang Heavenly Emperor put his chin on, sticking out his tongue, thinking puchi puchi.

"On the face of the bones?"

Yi Lin asked again.

"woof~"

Wang Heavenly Emperor suddenly stretched out his paw, Yi Lin knows, one person, one dog, one hand and one claw, lightly touching in front of them.

Only now is the official alliance.

After forming an ally with Yi Lin for the time being, Wang Heavenly Emperor went straight to the depths of the island, ran away, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Yi Lin looked at the direction Wang Heavenly Emperor was leaving, shook his head, and muttered to himself in a low voice: "I thought you were just a dog, didn't expect you to be a real dog..."

Ruth: "What do you mean?"

Yi Lin smiled: "Nothing."

I shook a big half a month on the sea, and stepped on again On the land, Yi Lin still feels dizzy, as if walking on the road, swaying from side to side, like surfing.

This seems to be some kind of repercussions of long-term sailing, but it is estimated that I will soon adapt to this feeling of stepping on land again.

The mud on the beach is very delicate, Ruth took off her boots and stepped barefoot on the beach, her face showing the attitude of a little woman, indulging in a short joy.

It is estimated that after she stepped ashore, she immediately left behind the terrifying legend of "Undead infested the sea of ​​fog".

Because Ruth thought twice and came to the conclusion-

Is there undead on the sea?

What's the matter about the island?

There is no half-copper relationship at all!

Ruth elated thinking, she must not take off her light and enjoy a relaxing sand bath on the beach.

"wu wu wu ――"

Suddenly.

Ruth shivered involuntarily after a gust of wind blew.

The wind is very cold.

And the sound of the wind, has several points of faintly like the cry of a woman.

Yi Lin walks in the cold wind.

The back is straight.

Other pirates are already hungry and thirsty, rushing into the island frantically, looking for fresh water and food.

Yi Lin also disinclined to pay attention to them. They were originally cannon fodder, so why bother?

If you really die, you will die if you die.

Suddenly.

Yi Lin looked back.

Seeing Xiao Sa looking down at the compass, muttering to himself.

Yi Lin suddenly remembered the "curse" that Saxophone had endured, so he kindly reminded: "Be careful, this misty sea is said to be haunted by undead."

The attributes of Saxophone are better. For other cannon fodder pirates, it is more useful, but it can't be so simple and cool.

Xiaosa was hearing this, shivered all over, she was so scared that she immediately put away the compass, and stretched her legs straight.

"Yes! My captain!"

When Ruth saw Yi Lin start walking along the coastline, Ruth didn’t care about the sand bath, and hurriedly caught up with Yi Lin’s back. Wipe away the saliva from the corners of his mouth.

"Oh, this damn figure is really praised by Holy Mother Maria!"

"Especially the peach buttocks~"

Ruth thought elated in her heart.

Yi Lin suddenly turned his head, through the mask, a few words are gnashing teeth squeezed out of the teeth: "Can you not tell what is in your heart?"

" en? Did I say it?"

Ruth slightly startled.

Yi Lin was very speechless to this female sex monster, and subconsciously wrapped her tuxedo tightly.

The two one after the other, walking on the beach.

The sand under my feet is very fine. Luss bare my feet. There is no discomfort from knocking my feet at all. On the contrary, I feel like stepping on a soft bed, very comfortable.

Suddenly, Yi Lin stopped moving forward.

Ruth was already following very tightly. Seeing Yi Lin stopped, she could have had enough time to react. After all, the dexterity level was there, but Ruth hesitated for 0.2 seconds and stood straight. He lifted his chest and hit Yi Lin's back directly.

Duang~

"Acridine! Why did you stop?"

Ruth rubbed somewhere, making her face shy.

"..."

Ruth lowered her head: "Do you think that we are walking on the beach with no other people around, this feeling is very romantic?"

ka ka ka.

Yi Lin hehe smiled: "The premise is a man and a woman, and..."

The tone was paused, Yi Lin extend the hand pointed forward, and added: "The front is also There is no "those things"."

"?"

Those things?

Ruth slowly played a question mark.

What is the mysterious little surprise?

Ruth showed her head from behind Yi Lin. The next second, her face turned pale and her complexion changed color completely.

I saw the two of them. I don't know when they reached another corner of the beach.

ka ka ka.

On the beach, there are scattered bones of many victims, with a thigh bone in the east and a skull in the west, close and numerous, all over the beach, like the pebbles that dot this sandy beach. Very romantic.

Originally, for pirates, skeletons are more like mascots.

Normally, no one is afraid of the poor skeleton being wind blowing and sun shining on a desert island.

Unless... these skeletons move.

When Yi Lin extend the hand pointed out the reminder, when the sea breeze blew, the mist was not blown away, but it was a bit denser.

In the dense fog, the bones all over the place shook violently.

ka ka ka, ka ka, da da da, every move, ka ka ka, da da da da -

It’s like a dancing rhythm, this piece The trembling bones made this sandy beach, which had been silent for so many years, suddenly become lively.

Ruth: "!"

Compared with Ruth's panic, Yi Lin is extremely calm. In addition to being calm, she has several points of hope instead.

"Well, the next step should be to reassemble these bones from the same place? Isn't it so uninspiring? No way?"

ka ka ka.

A decayed skeleton was reassembled and stood up.

"Oh, no surprises."

Yi Lin shook his head.

Huh?

What is this damn translation accent?

Right now.

The countless skeletons of skeletons all over the beach are a bit more weird in the fog, and there are a little green rays of light in the dark eyes.

At first glance, it looks like stars gleaming green in the night, giving people a feeling of vitality.

Ruth is not very experienced in this area, and her legs are already weakened by fright.

But lying passive does not seem to be her style. Although she was scared, Ruth decisively pulled out the pirate scimitar after a few seconds of sluggishness, adding a bit of confidence to herself.

"Here, here you are, pay attention to your feet and let me come."

Yi Lin thought for a while and took out the chicken ribs that were idle and almost rusty from the storage space. Throw it to Ruth for self-protection.

――.

Yi Lin already has a spirit weapon that can be upgraded slowly. The weapons of this local world are not as good as tasteless.

But for Ruth, this Ghost Headed Great Saber has an extremely domineering appearance and a faintly aggressive atmosphere. As soon as Ruth took it from Yi Lin, she immediately couldn't put it down to play with it.

ka ka ka.

The upper and lower jaws of all the skeletons are constantly trembling like a wind. Although there is no sound, it actually gives people the illusion of laughing wildly.

ka ka ka.

Not only in front of the eyes, but even behind the bones buried in the sand, weirdly climbed up from the sand and turned into skeletons, holding a rusty sword in their hands, dangling. Approaching the two.

Ruth is half herself, so Yi Lin no longer hides, turned over the palm, crushed the card, and Blood Jasmine appeared in Yi Lin's hands.

"Huh?"

Ruth's eyes lit up.

What Yi Lin showed in front of her has always been the mysterious black magic. This is also the first time Ruth has witnessed Yi Lin's real weapon.

In unconsciously, the two of them seemed to have stepped into the realm of undead. At a glance, in the dense fog, there were countless green lights beginning to stir.

If the skeletons in front of you don't kill, the two seem to be soaking in the green ocean, ducks playing in the water, bait and cruelty, very romantic.

But apparently at this moment Ruth completely lost the ability to dream of romance.

Yi Lin let go of the maximum power of perception power, and within more than 20 meters, there is a sea of ​​skulls and skulls, and you can't feel the end of the strange pile.

"Are you surrounded?"

Yi Lin didn't rush.

After thinking about it for two seconds, he did not release Bai Xiaoyi or Nie Hongxiu, nor did he use his own skills with spirit weapons.

In Yi Lin's view, the skeleton in front of him is nothing more than a "mob" moving slowly. The so-called undead is not scary at all.

It is like a ghost in "Ghost Mist Mountain".

As long as there is a health bar that can be slashed, killed, and flicked, it is no different from the mobs in the game dungeon.

The only difference may be that the attribute and the model are different.

But Yi Lin's evolutionary direction is not the type that is good at group attack. Before clearly figuring out the scale of this wave of monsters in front of him, Yi Lin does not intend to waste too much spirit energy value.

If he is alone, you can try to see if it has a 100% effect on the so-called undead monster.

But Ruth drags the oil bottle here. If Yi Lin casts Like a Shadow Following the Body at will to break out of the battle circle, it’s just that Ruth, who is not high in battle strength, will be caught in front of him every minute. The skeletal monster was torn into "Ruth Hob Meat".

Kaihai tactics, although old-fashioned, have sufficient lethality.

In this world, Ruth, who possesses two major skills, has a very important status. If it is not a last resort, Yi Lin will also try to protect Ruth's thoroughness.

"Follow me!"

Yi Lin whispered.

"Yo!"

Ruth instantly hit the snake and stick, and directly stuck to Yi Lin's back, and fumbled on Yi Lin with both hands.

Yi Lin: "..."

At the moment, I don’t care too much. With Yi Lin’s current power attribute, even if Ruth is carried on her body as a turtle shell, she won’t It's too uncomfortable.

The premise is... Ruth is not a mess.

Under the mask of "smiley face", Yi Lin has a cold expression. He takes two quick steps and slashes out.

The strengthening of "Slaughter Skill" is equivalent to breathing. Yi Lin's breathing rhythm changes unpredictably. Breathing muscles such as the diaphragm and intercostal muscles vibrate wildly. In the blink of an eye, I noticed the gap between the bones and the place of the knife. Xiang, Yi Lin is like chopping vegetables and melons, smashing a skeleton again.

Seeing that Yi Lin was so brave, Ruth was so excited that she put the fear of facing undead behind her, and she hung herself on Yi Lin, babbling and yelling. The sound came to my ears, as if to cheer for Yi Lin.

Ten minutes later.

Yi Lin smashed a road paved with broken bones in the pile of skeletons and monsters.

There is no skeleton that can withstand Blood Jasmine even for three seconds, and occasionally encounter some stronger skeleton monsters, it doesn't take too much effort.

Yi Lin: "..."

There is still a thick fog in front of me.

Yi Lin has been silent all the time.

The knife in his hand gradually slowed down.

However, this was not because Yi Lin was tired, but when Yi Lin killed the first skeleton monster, Yi Lin had already noticed something was wrong.

"There is no chaos value at all? That is to say..."

Yi Lin moved in his heart, holding a knife in his right hand, but his left hand suddenly stretched out to his waist.

Suddenly.

Yi Lin suddenly encountered something wrong with his fingertips.

"Acridine~"

"Hurry up and put your legs off me! Otherwise I will throw you into the pile of skeletons!"

"..."

Good.

After solving the trouble, Yi Lin finally reached his hand into the box around his waist smoothly and took out a burst bead.

Yi Lin's eyes narrowed slightly, his wrist flicked, but the burst beads slipped out of Yi Lin's hand in a mysterious arc.

bang!

That burst bead almost reached the edge of the explosion. After accumulating for so long, with the same mass, the exploded formidable power almost reached its peak. It exploded, blasting a path in front of Yi Lin in an instant.

Yi Lin, with a flushed face Ruth, slammed out of the gap in the strange pile.

Hiss--

Finally.

Yi Lin rushed out of the strange sea.

Although Yi Lin does not use any skills that consume a lot of money, in the dense fog, Yi Lin uses the power to perceive the surrounding situation from time to time. When going back and forth, it also consumes a half of the spirit energy value. .

Yi Lin looked back.

The skeletal monster behind him was actually crushed by Yi Lin for a half. In the thick fog, the swaying green light was also reduced a lot, and there were a lot of green light air strikes, which appeared to be seventy zero. Eight fall.

Ruth didn't expect Yi Lin to kill from the skeleton monster so easily, and her expression was a little bit surprised.

In this way, undead is not as terrifying as in the legend!

"Sister, I really want to kiss you!" Ruth clamped her leg.

"If you dare to move, I will throw you out to feed the skeletons." Yi Lin threatened seriously.

"..."

ka ka ka.

Suddenly, just after Yi Lin rushed out of the strange sea.

In the mist, the remaining skeleton monsters collapsed one after another, fell to the ground, and once again became bones in the same place.

As far as the field of vision is, there are all bones.

Close and numerous bones.

I can't distinguish the bones of the parts.

In the strange sea so far, Yi Lin has not earned a penny of chaos value, giving Yi Lin a feeling of being stunned by prostitutes.

But after the incident, Yi Lin is still habitually sighed in relief.

ka ka ka.

Of course.

On the beach, bones all over the place tremble again.

"en? Unkillable type? Recombination? Still nothing new...??"

ka ka, ka, ka ka ka, ka ka, ka ka , Ka ka ka.

Countless bones began to dance in place according to the rhythm.

Yi Lin hasn't finished this sentence yet.

Then a series of question marks were shot in an instant.

I saw that countless bones, unexpectedly set off a wave of sand, piled up ten meters away from Yi Lin, higher and higher... higher and higher... higher and higher.

Yi Lin lifts the head blankly.

In an instant.

A huge skeleton palm, raised high, fell heavily from top to bottom, and took a picture of the corner where Yi Lin and Ruth were entangled together.

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