I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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jungle.

all around Thick fog is permeated.

But the strange thing is that deep in the jungle is a peaceful scene of Birds, Speech, Flowers, Fragrances.

crash-bang, crash-bang.

There is a gurgling stream passing through the jungle, and between the streams, there are waves of alluring water.

"Water! It's water! There is fresh water!"

"Yo--"

"Well~Go sailing together~raise the flag~"

Another pirate was so excited to sing aloud the classic "Song of the Pirates" that has been circulated forever.

It is estimated that 90% of pirates can't even speak a few kinds of normal grammar, and they will have this song in their lifetime.

Another well-known "Song of Demon King" many people can sing, but no one dares to sing it.

Charlie is cautiously mixed in with the pirate group and dare not show up.

After all.

This is the sea of ​​mist where undead is said to be haunted.

Even if they are now on an island and not in the sea, the fear caused by legends that have been circulating for many years will not be completely eliminated in a short while.

"Water!"

Suddenly a clear stream appeared under Charlie's feet. Charlie took three seconds to peel himself dry, then jumped into the stream and dived into the water. Swig in it.

Acridine! It smells so good!

Undead everything!

All the pirates stepped out of the jungle and happily played in the water.

"It's a lemon! Fresh lemon!"

Another pirate exclaimed!

"Drumsticks! There are still drumsticks! Oh my god! It's hot, it's still hot!"

"Wine! gā gā gā! Look! I am special! I found a dozen barrels of rum! Tsk, and there is no moss! I decided to take a bath with rum tonight!"

"..."

here Just like Human World Immortal Realm.

All the pirates on the Queen were already starving. At this moment, seeing the fresh fruit, fresh water, wine and delicacies, they almost went crazy with joy. They splashed and rolled on the spot, letting chicken drumsticks and fine wine cover themselves. At this moment, all the pirates had an idea that they would never go to sea again.

Go to the special sea!

Go to the freedom of special!

Go to the Queen of Teme!

I want to stay here for a lifetime!

The kind that will never leave!

The loyal Charlie looked at the other bigwigs enviously.

There are people who eat chicken legs to satisfy their hunger.

Some people lick a lemon to supplement Vitamin.

Some people swig rum.

Charlie is the only one who is soaked in the stream, soaked, alive like a duck about to be stripped of its fur.

In such a comparison, the fragrant fresh water just now feels a bit unpleasant.

Wait!

Rum?

Fresh water?

Lemon?

Charlie suddenly hit a shivered, his movements stiff.

It suddenly occurred to him that this is a desert island!

A deserted island in the misty sea where birds don’t shit and chickens don’t lay eggs!

The above-mentioned things, if you insist on explaining, they seem to be able to explain it.

But what's the matter with the hot chicken legs?

Is it outrageous?

This is the sea of ​​mist!

In an instant, the wise Charlie's mind seemed to be playing a revolving lantern, and various legends passed by the fathers' generations passed quickly through Charlie's mind.

Curse, sea monster, mermaid, undead, ghost ship...

Thinking of this, Charlie felt like a sudden loud bang in his mind, blinked, and then turned towards the surrounding The pirate looked.

The uncle's mouth licking lemon is clearly a bloody eyeball.

The hot chicken legs are obviously thigh bones with moistened meat.

The uncle who was sipping rum was spinning and steaming, and the smell of urine swept the audience...Wait, is that fresh urine?

Charlie suddenly felt cold in his limbs, and felt that the cool stream under him suddenly became viscous, making it extremely laborious to move.

Escape-

So slow!

Charlie looked down subconsciously.

The fresh water he was still wandering just now turned into red blood in a blink of an eye!

"Ah--"

Charlie burst into tears instantly as he screamed.

Tears are streaming down my face.

......

The other side of the island.

Wang Heavenly Emperor is a dog alone, wandering in the woods.

Ah, I haven't smelled this fresh air for a long time.

Wang Heavenly Emperor elated raised his hind legs, and wanted to habitually use a unique posture, with a unique leg method, and a 360-degree roundabout leaving its unique mark on the root of the tree, the dog Suddenly, the dog's body shook.

After stiffening for a while, the dog can only helplessly spread his legs and lie down.

In half a minute.

"Wang wang wang~ ……"

(It's peeing on the fur! Damn role-playing!)

this world, No one can understand the sadness of a majestic male dog unfathomable mystery becoming a shy female dog.

xiū xiū xiū ――

Bang Ronglong――

Wang Heavenly Emperor finished the solution, and his hind legs slammed the soil down and fell a big tree. After concealing the traces of crime with perfection, he carefully distinguished the unique taste on the ground.

Follow all the way.

Finally.

Wang Heavenly Emperor came to the other side of the island.

On the beach, a dilapidated and barren ship... To be precise, it should be the wreck of a "ship", lying alone on the sand.

This shipwreck, like a terrifying beast, was forcibly torn in half from the middle, and even the hardest keel was folded into a miserable shape.

After seeing this scene, Gouzi's pupils shrank suddenly and couldn't help squatting on the ground, tilting his head and thinking.

"woof~"

In a few seconds.

Gouzi decided not to think too much, followed the taste, and worked hard at the shipwreck.

……

……

In front of Yi Lin and Ruth.

ka ka ka.

All the bones are recombined, and the combined stuff is finally full of new ideas, forming a shape that makes Yi Lin feel unexpected.

Ten meters away.

All the broken bones seem to have life, completely blended together, and transformed into a giant nearly ten meters high.

The head of the giant skeleton still gives people a taste of postmodern armor, and the two "eyes" exude a faint green light.

In the giant's chest, countless skulls are entangled into a huge sphere, which looks like an armored cockpit. Countless dark eye sockets are watching the two of Yi Lin and Ruth at the foot, domineering. Side leakage, the kind that can't even be covered by Hu Shubao.

"This--"

Where did Ruth have seen such a powerful skeleton giant, and she was stunned in an instant.

Yi Lin squinted.

This style of painting... seems to always feel something is wrong?

How does this look like some expensive figures in the real world?

If this reorganized skeleton giant is moved to the real world, it will definitely drive countless otaku obsessed with robots crazy.

Well, maybe classmate Li Erpang likes it.

After all, he has a soft spot for tall and mighty people.

Boom!

In Ruth's shock, the skeleton giant slapped the two with a palm. Although the movement was slow, it carried the imposing manner of crushing dry weeds and smashing rotten wood.

Yi Lin slightly smiled, but put the knife away.

Put Lu Si directly on her back.

"Rin, what can you do?"

At this time, Ruth finally came back to his senses, whispered in Yi Lin's ear.

Although Ruth's tone is still mixed with charm, but after getting along for a long time, Yi Lin can also perceive Ruth's hidden fear.

"hehe."

Ruth: "?"

Yi Lin's tone is relaxed: "Of course...Run! You think it is that kind of size Can you catch up with us?"

Ruth hearing this suddenly realized.

Skeleton Giant: "..."

Suddenly.

That domineering and mighty skeleton giant, his movements were frozen in place, unable to move for a long time.

"Ah--"

Just when Yi Lin decided to completely ignore the bone lump, deep in the island jungle, there was a mournful scream.

Next.

Countless birds inhabiting the jungle were disturbed by the screams and flew up one after another. In the mist, it seemed like a black and oppressive shadow, which made people feel extremely depressed.

Ruth lifts the head.

"It's the crew! They have an accident!"

Although Ruth is indifferent to the dirty group of pirates, as the ship’s first officer, she also knows very well. She and Yi Lin couldn't move the huge ship Queen.

――even more how Yi Lin knows nothing about sailing.

She drives a boat alone?

Don't be kidding me.

After that scream, the screams of other people began to echo each other, wave after wave, wave after wave, ahhhh, strangely and the surrounding environment, like a composition A gorgeous symphony.

Yi Lin silently opened the captain's panel and took a look.

It was closed again soon.

The two of them stayed in place with Ruth. After Yi Lin thought for a while, no one noticed. Yi Lin laughed behind the mask and stepped into the jungle from the beach.

"Aren't we supposed to return to the Queen?"

Ruth asked.

Yi Lin: "?"

Ruth's expression instantly became weird, and she rubbed a few times behind Yi Lin subconsciously: "You shouldn't...want to go Save the dirty pirates?"

Yi Lin was immediately speechless: "Did you forget that I am the captain of this ship... Am I still the pirate leader?"

"Hehe...we are women, we are not the same, we are different."

Ruth first smiled, and then said to Yi Lin in a serious tone: "Have you heard of the "Piracy Code" Huh?"

Yi Lin shook his head.

Ruth chuckled: "Oh, I guess you don't know. In the ancient "Piracy Code", there is a rule that allows pirates to live longer."

Yi Lin: "?"

"Any pirate who falls behind is doomed to life and death."

Yi Lin thought for a while. This sentence is very useful for pirates. It makes sense!

There is no way to refute it.

But Yi Lin shook his head and smiled as he walked: "Did you forget, we are the one who is behind now."

"It doesn't matter." Ruth said in a rare tone. Seriously: "There has never been a pirate who will fight for another pirate's life. If you want to live longer on the ocean, you must-- "

unconsciously.

The two of them are surrounded by tall, twisted, jagged jungles.

The screams coming from a distance are more audible...Ah no, the more clear.

Ruth is still teaching Yi Lin in earnest, instructing Yi Lin how to be a qualified pirate leader.

But Yi Lin interrupted Ruth suddenly.

"Hush - you listen." Ruth still want to say something.

The abrupt room.

"hehe...HiaHiaHia...hehe...hehe hehe..."

A wave of ups and downs, ups and downs, Jiao'e's tactful laughter, faintly heard.

Listening attentively, this burst of laughter sounds like a girl, or a young woman, or a lonely and empty woman in a deep boudoir. It is indistinguishable, and it seems to come from the ear. Surging from all directions.

Although Ruth’s current orientation may not be able to truly understand herself, but the laughter sounds to her, it is not half beautiful, on the contrary, it is full of chilling weird taste.

Hiss--

Ruth couldn't help but shiver.

Yi Lin casually dropped Ruth.

Ruth can't tell Yi Lin's expression at the moment because of the mask.

"hehe hee--"

Suddenly.

A pale shadow floated quickly in front of the two of them, and disappeared in a flash.

"!"