I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Gu Tianqing was still the poker face with no joy and sadness, so she glanced at Yi Lin.

Yi Lin returned with a shallow smile.

I don't know if it is because Yi Lin's charm value is already exaggerated. This smile has caused the surrounding sea army soldiers to lose consciousness for two seconds at the same time.

Victoria Avenue is only one street away from the Government House.

It stands to reason that the prisoners of the bombing of the Governor's Mansion can be worn on the skull gentleman's hat.

There is time to commit crimes, there are opportunities to commit crimes...After all, people are next door.

As for the motive for committing the crime?

Don't be funny, do you need any motives for the pirates to bomb the Governor's Mansion?

So, when the skeleton gentleman showed up on Victoria Avenue with his dog, everyone came back to his senses from the face of the beautiful lady Elizabeth, they all unanimously compared the bombing with the damn pirate skeleton gentleman Tied together.

"Chasing!"

From the governor's mansion, a woman who wore a rigorous uniform into a deep V temptation, bit a long and delicate cigarette rod and walked out of the governor's mansion.

Although she is only a woman, when Tiramisu gloomy face speaks, the powerful aura that inadvertently exudes, all the navies present are unanimous and take the initiative to open a channel for Tiramisu. Come.

Chasing!

There is no hesitation.

At the moment when Admiral Tiramisu, that is, the person with the highest rank under the Governor in the entire navy organization, spoke, the navy did not dare to neglect, stepped forward, and soon separated One squad, like a confluence of traffic, ran toward Victoria Avenue in an orderly manner.

It can be seen from here that the Imperial Family Navy is well-trained and can completely push the chaotic pirates away from half of the Caribbean Sea.

Yi Lin and Gu Tianqing did not bleary anymore, silently followed the crowd to Victoria Avenue, which is located on the street next to the Governor's Mansion.

It was late at night.

On the azure black stone pavement, one after another wheel mark is clearly identifiable, faintly wet and slippery with mist, and there is a faint smell of decayed vegetation between the stones.

There are no pedestrians on the road. After all, ordinary people would not choose to wander on such quiet roads in the dead of night.

More or choose a deep and quiet corner to seek happiness that cannot be told to outsiders.

On both sides of the street.

Many civilians who were lonely and sleepless late at night poked their heads out of the windows and watched what happened on Victoria Avenue.

da da da da da da.

The chaotic and rhythmic footsteps of the sea army soldier broke the silence.

No one?

No--

Suddenly.

Everyone unanimously looked towards the end of Victoria Avenue.

At the end of the road, a silhouette shrouded in pitch black, with an elegant and calm posture, with a faint dungeon... But it is not important, separated by an empty Victoria Avenue, and All the navies stared from the air.

"It's him! I recognize his reward! It's a skeleton gentleman!"

In the crowd.

I don’t know which sea army soldier is very cooperative. His voice is frightened with broken voice, and there is a trace of firmness in the broken voice, and his voice is strong, so Yi Lin can’t help but stand up silently. Thumbs, secretly clicked a thumbs up.

After hearing this sentence, all marine army soldiers subconsciously squeezed the guns in their hands, seeking that insignificant sense of security.

Since that day, Lieutenant General Pope was lost in his soul, looked pale, and returned from the sea with blood on the corners of his mouth. Various versions of legends about that man have been circulating in the navy.

But no matter what version it is, Lieutenant General Pope’s defeat has become a post-dinner talk for the entire navy camp, and Lieutenant General Pope Benbo has also become everyone’s favorite. The pitiful existence of it.

The navy does not mean that it cannot be defeated, but it is as weird and outrageous as Lieutenant General Pope is. It can definitely be included in the textbook and become a classic case like the Battle of Shipwreck Bay. .

Lieutenant General Pope is also very likely to cut off his hope of promotion because of this disgusting scandal.

Unless, no one in the navy can rise.

In short,

the moment the legendary strange pirate really appeared before him, it caused a series of panic in the navy.

This makes Yi Lin who hides a bit puzzled. Is this the result of the rumors that can't be stopped? Even he himself is not quite clear. The title of "skeleton gentleman" is so deterrent.

Gu Tianqing is also in the crowd.

The usual poker face rarely reveals a bit of doubt.

At this time.

Tiramisu spit out a strange-shaped smoke ring, and I don’t know if the flexibility of the tongue is different from that of ordinary people.

"Pretend to be a god!"

Tiramisu finished smoking this puff, and then coldly smiled, shaking waves out of the navy: "A trifling pirate actually took you Scared like this? It’s all useless waste."

After that, the long and narrow cigarette rod in Tiramisu's hand vibrated violently, and delicate and complicated lines appeared on it without warning. Those lines looked like It was the switch that was turned on. When the lines appeared, the entire cigarette rod was enveloped by the light blue rays of light that lit up on the lines, full of epoch-making sense of technology.

Yi Lin: "?"

Gu Tianqing: "?"

When they saw this, they both played a question mark at the same time, very quickly.

This style of painting seems to be wrong again!

ka ka ka ――

In the next second, in the rays of light with the blue pattern, the exquisite cigarette rod of Tiramisu seemed to be broken down. Like the building blocks of Tiramisu, there was a crisp sound of running-in gears and equipment. Then, in the surprised eyes of Yi Lin and Gu Tianqing, the exquisite parts that had been disassembled were reassembled in the hands of Tiramisu and transformed into one. Bring the golden... sniper rifle!

It turned out to be a sniper rifle!

And the kind with an eight-fold magnifying glass!

This sudden change caused Yi Lin's expression to change slightly, but he quickly reacted.

After all, in the Governor's Mansion, even infrared sensors and elevators are available. Now Tiramisu has a cigarette stick that turns into a sniper rifle, which is reasonable.

Sincerity...to be a ghost!

The level of technology tree that does not conform to this world at all, OK?

Yi Lin thinks of the backward wind-driven sailboat, this science and technology tree is obviously a bit crooked?

This smooth and silky weapon deformation technology has not yet been fully developed even in the real world.

This is not scientific!

"Appeared!"

In the navy.

Everyone was energetic, and the decline caused by the appearance of the skeleton gentleman was wiped out.

"It's the magic gun of Master Tiramisu!"

"The magic gun-rose tea!"

"Bloom! Rose!"

"Oh, I really deserve to be Goddess Tiramisu in my always beautiful dream!"

"..."

Rolling up and down in the waves In the sound of flattery, Tiramisu calmly and skillfully took out a long and narrow golden bullet from his clothes. With a click, the bullet was loaded. In just a few seconds, Tiramisu's entire action was in one go. It was already lifting the sniper rifle. , Aimed at the ghost silhouette in the distance.

"Wait."

Tiramisu: "?"

Gu Tianqing: "..."

Navy: " ???"

Wang Heavenly Emperor:~~

In the ready-to-go, igniting atmosphere, a voice full of magnetic charm suddenly made this solemn The atmosphere broke.

Huh?

Is that the Governor-General Fiancee who tossed the entire navy for a whole month, Elizabeth Rin?

Yi Lin has a solemn expression on her face. I don't know when, she is holding an exquisite monocular telescope, watching the direction of the "skeleton gentleman".

"Legend..."

Yi Lin suddenly narrated a legend in an erratic tone.

"The damn pirate skeleton gentleman has a dog from the depths of hell."

"That dog is the skeleton gentleman's eyes, able to see through everything on the ocean. "

"As long as you look at the terrifying dog for more than three seconds, you will be robbed of the soul by the pupils of hell and lose your mind..."

"It will become Skeleton gentleman's plaything... For the rest of my life, it will be reduced to a laughing stock, the kind that can't be lifted for a lifetime. Oh, too terrifying!"

End.

Yi Lin added: "I just remind the respected Tiramisu admiral to be careful of the dog beside the skeleton gentleman."

His--

In Victoria Avenue.

The temperature suddenly picked up.

Because too many people sucked in a cold breath at the same time.

Terror is like a dog!

Everyone thought of the poor Lieutenant General Pope.

For the rest of my life, I will become a laughing stock, the kind that can't hold my head up all my life.

This statement is true!

Many people were curious and frightened. They took out the folding telescope they carried and looked towards the end of the street.

"hmph!"

Admiral Tiramisu is coldly snorted, seemingly dissatisfied, but also unbelieving, but still can’t help holding his breath, from the magnifying glass of the sniper rifle, Search at the feet of the skeleton gentleman.

Sure enough!

In everyone's telescope field of vision.

A dirty dog ​​is stretching out its paws and pats the skeleton gentleman's feet.

Immediately afterwards, the dog stood up on his hind legs, hugged his front legs, and the corners of his mouth crooked, showing a strange smile like facial paralysis.

I don’t know if it’s a brain supplement, or if the dog’s pupils are really so weird. In the eyes of the navy, the dog’s otherwise ordinary eyes seem to be sloppy in the dark. With green light, very terrifying.

Hiss——

Everyone was so scared that they put down the telescope, and their hearts were agitated.

Except...Admiral Tiramisu!

That avant-garde woman who wears her uniform into a deep V!

"Damn pirate!"

Tiramisu just took a look, and immediately looked away from the dog to avoid being as sad as Lieutenant Pope. End.

The hands of the Tiramisu holding the gun did not even move at all, as smooth as ever.

She did not believe it, but in order to guard against the unexpected, she tried to keep herself from paying attention to the strange dog at the feet of the skeleton gentleman.

After one second.

Tiramisu slammed the trigger.

Boom!

The crisp sound of gunfire rang through the night sky, tearing away the fog, the golden bullet aimed at the center of the skeleton gentleman's legs, and a shot came directly.

Tiramisu is coldly smiled.

Is the tiramisu that really made me shoot people and shoot eggs?

Do you really think I have never seen a dead loss scene?

What about the dog from hell?

Isn't it enough to not look at the pair of eyes?

While sneering, Tiramisu took another bullet from the gully of clothes.

According to her usual routine, she first habitually shot between her legs, cut off the way she could escape, and then shot her legs off. When the time comes, it means killing or trial. Heart, full of choice.

There is already a text in textbooks, damn pirates should be treated in the cruelest way.

Kill!

ka ka.

The second bullet is loaded again.

Ding!

This is the sound of the first bullet shell landing.

Second shot...Huh? ? ?

Suddenly.

Tiramisu's eyes widened.

Under the magnification of a high-powered lens, the skeleton gentleman who should have gripped his crotch and squatted on the ground, rolling and moaning, turned out to be undamaged. He waved his hand here gracefully, and then took his Dog, slowly blending into the night.

"This...not scientific!"