I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

The latest URL: The skeleton gentleman moved towards everyone waving their hands .

It's like a farewell between lovers, and it has a lot of meaning.

How is it possible!

Unscientific!

Tiramisu clenched the hands of the sniper rifle slightly trembled.

She can be sure that she is absolutely accurate. After all, she, who is experienced, is absolutely impossible to aim at the wrong position.

There is absolutely no reason, nor should it.

After a moment of consternation, Tiramisu exploded in an instant, leaving everything in his head, without saying anything, and shot the second bullet out.

Boom!

Another golden bullet was shot out.

chi!

Beside the skeleton gentleman, on the floor, a piece of rubble was suddenly splashed, which was a sign that the bullet had missed.

The third one!

Boom!

The fourth one!

Boom!

No one knows why so many sharp sniper shells can be hidden in the deep V of Tiramisu.

But all the navies watched them in mind. Admiral Tiramisu, who had nothing to lose, was like a shrew, taking out bullets one after another from his clothes, loading and shooting frantically , There seems to be no sign of stopping at all.

ding ding ding~ 丁――

The hollow shells landed one after another.

"He is gone."

Yi Lin has been holding the telescope and looking at the end of the street until the end of Victoria Avenue. There is no one behind, or behind the silhouette of any dog. , Then put down the telescope, slowly said.

Tiramisu: "..."

Tiramisu is worthy of being an admiral.

Such a weird thing happened to myself, but Calm down quickly.

Seeing that the great pirate skeleton gentleman who mastered the "dark witchcraft" in the legend completely disappeared from the sight of everyone, Tiramisu slowly put down the gun, his face was dark, his expression was a bit hideous, but It's also pretty.

Gu Tianqing kept his eyes behind Elizabeth Rin from time to time, looking thoughtful.

"Search!"

Tiramisu flicked the sniper rifle in his hand, expressionless, in a brilliance, ka ka ka gears running in the sound, that exquisite domineering The golden sniper rifle, transformed into a long and narrow cigarette rod, is very magical.

Although Yi Lin is very interested in the deformable high-tech sniper rifle in Tiramisu's hand, in full view, it is not good to do bad things and can only decisively suppress this idea. , I'll talk about it if I have a chance.

After quietly sending a message to Wang Heavenly Emperor, without waiting for the dog's reply, Yi Lin followed the navy team and searched Victoria Avenue thoroughly.

No accident, Tiramisu walked directly to where the skeleton gentleman stood not long ago.

Several bullet holes were left on the ground. The formidable power terrifying sniper shells were already deep in the slate and were difficult to pull out.

All the navies were in fear, and under the command of Tiramisu, with Victoria Avenue as the center, they spread all around and searched thoroughly.

Tonight, I am destined to sleepless all night.

When Yi Lin returned to Swan Castle, there was a grey dawn on the horizon.

Tiramisu didn’t even ask about Elizabeth Rin’s departure, because all her attention was focused on searching for the damn pirate. As for the governor’s fiancee, he wanted to go. Where, Tiramisu doesn't care at all.

Before Yi Lin left, Gu Tianqing just smiled slightly, and whispered "beautiful lady please be safe" before saying anything else.

This made Yi Lin's vigilance towards Gu Tianqing a little deeper.

Gu Tianqing... seems to be a more sinister character than Yi Lin imagined.

Doubt?

Yi Lin can confirm that even if such a show comes tonight, Gu Tianqing will still doubt Yi Lin.

After all, no apostle is really weak if he can be mixed to the current level. There will always be something extraordinary.

"Hehe, it's getting more and more interesting."

Yi Lin suppressed the sudden excitement in his heart, then turned on Like a Shadow Following the Body and sneaked in quietly In the room, the door was locked with a backhand.

And in the girl's boudoir.

Ruth is about to take off the "skeleton gentleman" outfit and put on a black and white maid outfit.

Seeing Yi Lin sneak in and lock the door, Ruth immediately wrapped her up, her face flushed.

"Acridine! Huh! Tonight is really, too, too exciting!"

The dog lay on the side, drwsily yawned.

"Aren't you afraid?"

Yi Lin looked at Ruth, whose expression was a little awkward, and slapped Ruth's body. The "skeleton gentleman" full set of krypton-gold appearance equipment was instantly covered. Card, when Ruth realized that she was stripped of her underwear in an instant, Yi Lin had already included the "skeleton gentleman appearance suit" in the storage space.

"Fuck! Rin, how can you be so proficient with this technique!"

Ruth pressed her subconsciously on top, thought for a while, pressed her tightly below, and thought for a moment, again Simply opened his arms and posed POSE, showing a charming figure in front of Yi Lin.

"Hurry up and put on your clothes."

Yi Lin twitched the corner of his eyes as he reminded him seriously.

Ruth now knows very well that once Yi Lin speaks in this tone, it is not a good time to make a joke, so she obediently wears the appearance of a maid.

While Ruth didn't move her feet, Yi Lin sat on the bed, thinking about what happened tonight.

The mysterious governor, the governor’s mansion, infrared sensor, the code elevator, the secrets of the governor’s mansion, the trade with Calypso, the Demon King, the weird weapon of Tiramisu, the strange technology tree.

The clues, fragments, and speculations are rearranged in Yi Lin's mind, and then, as if pulling a thread, extract useful content from these messy intelligence.

"outsider..."

Suddenly.

Yi Lin remembered what Calypso called him during that hurricane.

" Right , Ruth."

"en? Need a massage, my captain."

Ruth immediately transformed herself from a maid to The tone of an exclusive masseur.

"..., good."

So the two of them posed and started to BUFF.

After all, the gain status is really important.

By the bed.

Gouzi twitched his lips and stretched out his paws to cover his eyes.

"Is it comfortable, my captain?"

"Um..."

"My dear captain, when will you go to blow up the Governor's Mansion again? ? " Ruth thought of tonight's experience, involuntarily there are some small excitement.

"..."

The massage is over.

Yi Lin looks at the brand new BUFF on the apostle panel, refreshed.

He knocked on the floor in front of the dog, and the dog raised his eyelids with a slightly unhappy expression. He seemed to be protesting that Yi Lin disturbed Master Gou's eyes closed.

"Next, according to the normal development, the past few days the navy will vigorously search for the deeds of the skeleton gentleman throughout the city. Well, there is a dog."

Wang Heavenly Emperor: "Wang."

Gouzi said he understood.

Yi Lin continued: "Since that guy is a high level adviser to the Navy, he must prevent him from suggesting bad ideas to the Navy, such as...searching for Swann Castle. Therefore, you who have been exposed, the past few days must not be exposed to anyone."

Although Swann Castle went up and down, everyone knew that Elizabeth Rin brought a dog back, but the whole In London, all ladies seem to have the habit of raising some pets to improve their compulsions. This is not a big problem for Yi Lin.

If there is no evidence, it is not a car.

Moreover, the Navy wants to find a skeleton gentleman more than a dog.

For this tonight, Yi Lin originally wanted to be in the chaos, to see if there was a chance, to force the mysterious governor out, come a lured the tiger away from the mountain, and then return to the governor’s mansion and enter Take a look under the elevator.

As for the sniper rifle beyond the scope of this world's technology, it was beyond Yi Lin's accident, which made things more bizarre.

And from the very beginning, Yi Lin prepared a [bullet deflection] for the dog in advance to prevent Ruth from being surrounded by the navy, so that the dog can remove the [bullet deflection] at a critical moment. Folding】Pat it on Ruth to prevent Ruth from being killed by navy bullets.

Although the development of the matter is quite different from Yi Lin's initial vision, Yi Lin also discovered more weirdness in this plot mode.

In general, there are gains and losses.

Yi Lin remembered the deal with Calypso again.

In the "Curse" column in the captain panel, there is an additional "Calypso's gaze", which makes Yi Lin feel a little bad.

If Calypso’s commission is completed in violation of the agreement, there may be some terrifying consequences.

Of course, Yi Lin is not afraid, after all, it is just a curse.

It’s just that Yi Lin doesn’t know exactly how capable Calypso, who claims to be the "Poseidon", has reached.

Know everything? omnipotent?

Yi Lin slightly smiled.

"If it is so awesome, why entrust that matter to an ordinary human?"

"outsider? Huh."

In contemplation, Yi Lin, who had been busy all night, also felt a little sleepy, so he lay directly on the bed and gradually fell asleep.

The next day.

late in the morning.

Yi Lin dressed in full costume, and once again just and honorable came to the Governor's Mansion.

After the explosion incident last night, the government's defense force has been strengthened by several levels. Layers of guards, three circles inside and three circles outside, surrounded the entire government house, almost impenetrable.

Yi Lin stood on the spot and roughly estimated for a while, even if it turned on [Like a Shadow Following the Body], under this defensive strength, he wanted to sneak without being discovered. It's impossible to get in.

This can no longer be called a patrol team, it is simply stationed here with heavy troops, there is no gap.

Yi Lin lifts the head.

Looking at the roof of the Governor's Mansion.

Unless... from above.

Yi Lin revealed his identity, but was still blocked from the encirclement.

"The Governor ordered, from now on, not to meet anyone, even the respected Governor Fiancee."

The headed Small Captain rejected Yi Lin with an apologetic face. Ask to see the request of the governor.

The more he protects that governor, the more Yi Lin feels that there is something tricky in it.

It's just the current situation. Yi Lin is not good at trying hard, so he can only give up temporarily.

Furthermore, he came to the Governor's Mansion for a stroll, just to take a look along the way, and he didn't really have to see the "fiance" through the normal way.

In the communication panel.

After Yi Lin canceled "Do Not Disturb" Gu Tianqing, the two of them did not initiate a private chat, they became silent strangely and fell into a delicate state.

"The'smoke bomb' is enough. If you continue to do it, it will seem too deliberate."

Yi Lin quickly twisted Xiaoman's waist and left the Governor's Mansion.

The whole London is immersed in a tense atmosphere.

The arrest warrant of "skeleton gentleman" is plastered along the street.

On the arrest warrant, there is a man wearing an elegant tuxedo, a skull gentleman hat and a "smiley face" mask on his face.

――There is also a face looks sinister beside him, a dog with fangs.

The amount of reward above is... one hundred thousand pounds.

For a damn pirate, this is undoubtedly a huge reward.

It's just that when Yi Lin saw the reward order that was reproduced overnight, he almost couldn't help laughing.

The image of the dog on the arrest warrant is as horrible as it is. It is a creature from hell, even the background of the dog, using an abstract technique, using black ink. Painted out a large black shadow, adding a bit of eerie and secretive atmosphere to the dog.

According to the image of this arrest warrant, it's a hell to find that stupid dog.

Yi Lin held back his smile and left the place silently.

No words for a day.

Until... late at night.

In London.

The fog is permeated.

The moon is dark and the wind is cool.

In Swann Castle, two women in disguise sneak out.

I came directly to the slums.

Yi Lin and Ruth, in order to reduce unnecessary troubles, simply dressed up in disguise, looking less conspicuous, and shuttled through the narrow alleys.

Corruption, oil stains, moss.

Crawling cockroaches, happily jumping mice, criss-crossed ditches, sewage is completely untreated, and it emits a foul smell in the sewers.

all around everywhere, there is a taste of poverty, compared with the luxurious urban area, as different as heaven and earth, obvious at a glance.

In the slums, there is not even a guard. It seems that in London, this is a dirty corner that even the Imperial Family guards do not want to visit.

"This is obviously a good place for Tibetans. Why don't you search here to search the streets?"

Yi Lin immediately felt a little funny.

Ruth shrugged helplessly: "Who knows, maybe those guys think that the elegant captain is not happy to hide in such a ghost place."

Yi Lin was speechless.

In his opinion, it is more likely that tiramisu aloof and remote issued the order to search the city, but the guards below know that there is such a place in London, but because of After being messy and unwilling to search here, pretending to be diligent, sweating and tearing on the streets of London, typical bureaucratic style.

Can you see leaders working in slums?

It's useless!

It would be better to sweat under the scorching sun on the street and still get the appreciation of the upper class.

Yi Lin quickly understood the profound mystery.

In the narrow alley, in addition to cockroaches and rats, there are also stinking poor people lying all over.

There are a lot of flies and mosquitoes, smelling the tempting smell of the poor, hovering over the piles of poor people.

Ruth frowned, took out a small delicate wet wipe and covered her nose and mouth.

Yi Lin doesn't matter. He has experienced even worse conditions anyway. This is just for pediatrics. Apart from being a little uncomfortable, it doesn't shed blood, and there is nothing special.

In half an hour.

Ruth and Yi Lin finally arrived at their destination.

"I suggest you put away the damn wet wipe in your hand."

Yi Lin turned his head blankly and reminded.

Although Ruth was reluctant, under the serious threat of Yi Lin, she still crumpled the small wet tissue into a ball and threw it in the corner with disgust.

In front of the two, there is a mess of garbage, piled up into a hill, exuding an indescribable smell.

In the hill, a passage is faintly revealed. There is no light, and the dark passage is like an entrance to a magic cave. It looks very scary.

Ruth whispered to Yi Lin beckons with the hand: "Captain, here!"

Yi Lin approached.

On the ground that Ruth is pointing to, there is a simple skull pattern.

Without hesitation, after Ruth pointed out the entrance, Yi Lin went straight into the garbage dump.

There are all kinds of garbage on both sides, there is no classification, and I don’t know how much time has been accumulated here, and there are even a lot of corrupt food, covered with white flowers.

Yi Lin finally understands at this moment, why in the huge London, there can be a gathering place for pirates, hidden in the big city.

The so-called big hidden hidden in the city, small hidden hidden in the dirty.

This kind of dirty land, let alone the navy, would not be willing to approach it unless Yi Lin had a special purpose and no special reason.

The passage constructed by the garbage mountain, inclined downwards at an angle of about 30 degrees. After going out ten meters, all around gradually became a substantial wall, no longer composed of those garbage, relatively In terms of it, it looks a lot cleaner.

And Ruth's frowning brow stretched slightly.

Soon.

A wave of slight vibrations came from the front, mixed with noisy noises.

Take a few more steps.

The pungent and strong rum smell gradually overwhelmed the stench of corruption.

Finally.

Suddenly, my eyes open up.

The dim light ignited the darkness ahead.

Ruth presented at the right time and explained in Yi Lin's ear: "This place is said to be an underground warehouse used by aristocrats to hide treasure, but one day, this warehouse was patronized by pirates. cleaning a space, the aristocracy decline continues, I do not know when to begin, this city has become a slum. " lighting end, is useless junk two doors, as if gently clapped, will fall Come down.

Yi Lin stretched out his hand and pushed.

Pop.

The door actually slammed down, and it was like touching porcelain in front of Yi Lin.

No, this is simply touching porcelain.

"Hey, damn pirate, dare to break the gate of the'gilded quagmire' and lose money!"

A dirty little hand stretched out from the darkness, and at the same time Behind the door panel, a face full of mud, leaned forward with a smile.

While asking for money, the dirty kid seemed to be looking at Yi Lin and Ruth, a little more puzzled in his sparkling eyes.

Without waiting for Yi Lin to speak, Ruth was already angry, pointing at the dirty child's nose and yelling: "Damn, I just came yesterday, so you simply didn't fix this damn door!"

The dirty child turned a magic trick and took out a small wooden token from behind.

There are a few words written on it.

——"Damn pirate, welcome."

——"The wooden door is expensive, please pay for the damage."

——"If not Compensation, please be careful of rum, it may be poisonous."

――"poison to death, death cannot wipe out the crimes."

Yi Lin: "..."

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Ruth: "..."

This is a naked threat.

and extortion.

Yi Lin is curious: "You lost it yesterday?"

"You lost it, but I didn't expect the style here is more like a pirate than us."

Ruth was helpless, just about to take out a few copper plates.

Suddenly.

In the dim light, a red shadow flashed between Yi Lin and the dirty child.

Happiness.

Two bloody fingers fell to the ground, and the two fingers didn't seem to notice that they were cut off, and they were still twisting slightly.

The dirty child looked astonished.

Yi Lin slightly smiled. After cutting off the child's two fingers, he took out a brand new gold coin and pressed it into the palm of the broken finger. In a blink of an eye, the gold coin was stained with blood.

"These two fingers are to give you a piece of advice."

"Some people, you can't touch them casually."

"This gold The coin is your compensation."

With three words, Yi Lin pulled the dumbfounded Ruth into the underground tavern.

"Go away, don't show up in front of the pirates in the future."

The dirty kid stared blankly at the fresh blood dripping gold coin in his palm until the two did not look like pirates , But after the pirate who was more cruel than any pirate left, he felt the sharp pain from the broken finger, and then squatted on the ground with his back, biting his lower lip and squatting on the ground, resisting the pain and not letting himself cry Make a sound.

In a few minutes.

The pain eased a little, and the dirty child in ragged clothes stood up, clutching the gold coin in his mouth, and muttered in a low voice: "Damn pirate!"

Then he laughed stupidly. He suddenly seemed to have thought of something. He hid the gold coin in his arms for fear of being stolen. Seeing that there was no one around, he left the passage with confidence.

Ruth was silent for a moment.

A few seconds later, he said in a low voice: "Some people can't touch it casually?"

Yi Lin hearing this, couldn't help rolling his eyes.

This is what Ruth is concerned about?

The pirate bar hidden in the bustling London underground is called the "gilded quagmire".

I don't know whose taste it is, so he took such an uncharacter name.

The pirate bar, as it seems on the surface, only pirates will visit this kind of place.

After all, in London, where the guards of the Earth Sovereign room are everywhere, pirates are elusive.

You have to play this underground party style before you can drink a glass of rum.

I don't know if it is underground, the gilded quagmire is airtight, and the whole space is filled with a rotten smell mixed with various peculiar smells.

It is more dirty, messy, and rundown than the "Fiery Rose" run by Ruth. If there is a restaurant hygiene rating agency in this world, this pub will undoubtedly be rated as five stars.

-negative five stars.

What happened at the door did not cause any commotion.

To be precise, unless Yi Lin directly took out a blasting pearl and bombed this place, otherwise these confused pirates would not notice any obscure movements.

The two enter the tavern.

The taste assaults the senses.

As for the taste, Yi Lin didn't bother to distinguish it carefully. Anyway, it is not a good taste.

Ruth had been here once yesterday, but at that time she was just to find a place to inquire about the news, and she did not stay in the gilded quagmire for too long.

For pirates, where is the place to inquire about the news?

There is no doubt that it is a tavern where pirates gather.

Pirates have always been famous for having no secrets.

The tavern has a large space. After all, it used to be a warehouse used by a nobleman to hide treasure. The space is too small to justify, and it looks very empty.

Above the head, the shaking oil lamp and the dim yellow light set off the twisted and shaking shadows on the pirates. From a distance, it looks like a group of demons dancing, adding a strange and terrible atmosphere out of thin air.

But looking closer, Yi Lin actually has the illusion of stepping into a less formal modern bar, dancing on the dance floor full of colorful neon lights, but unfortunately there is no music.

Ding, ding dong -

Yi Lin's thought just sounded.

Behind the bar, an old man dressed stylishly, with various braids on his head, with drooping eyelids, with Erlang's legs cocked, holding a musical instrument like a guitar, and ding dong. Up.

"Hoooo~ Let's go sailing together~ Raise the flag~"

"Pull it~ Little thief and beggar~ We will never die~"

hehe, who said there is no music?

Many people began to sing loudly, singing the song of pirates.

In fact, the singing and the guitar accompaniment are not in the same dimension at all, not the same piece at all.

"Huh? Why are there people nailed to the wall?"

Ruth suddenly pointed to a certain wall.

Yi Lin took a look, disinclined to pay attention to so much, so he took Ruth and picked a relatively quiet corner, where there happened to be an unattended table, and the two of them sat down Come down.

Ten minutes later.

Yi Lin and Ruth, who had nothing to do, finally waited for the waiter.

A flattering and familiar voice sounded behind them.

"Hehehe, welcome to the'gilded quagmire', oh, the two are really beautiful, and the skilled Charlie serves you intimately. I don't know how many glasses of rum you want?"

Yi Lin and Ruth turned their heads.

An ugly man with a bloody nose and swollen face, a man who was beaten so hard that his mother could recognize him, was trying to squeeze a dog-like smile to Yi Lin and Lu Silk rubbed her index finger and thumb, as if expecting some kind of reward called "tip".