I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Old Gibbs gave full play to the shameless spirit of pirates, and shamelessly ordered a glass of rum.

There is wine, there is gold coin, so there is a story.

Old Gibbs spoke leisurely.

"We used to cross the mountains and the sea under the leadership of Captain Jack."

"Oh, the boat we used to be, but a charming lady, you I have never seen a boat that can leave all the boats behind its buttocks. Anyone or any boat in front of it can only look at the charming and sexy buttocks of Ms. Black Pearl."

Yi Lin Curiously asked: "Where is that ship?"

Old Gibbs shrugged helplessly: "Sink."

Yi Lin: "..."

"Ah, we have reached the abyss of David Jones and brought Captain Jack back to life. Believe me, it is an adventure story you can never imagine in your life."

"David. Jones?"

"Oh, the poor octopus is dead, hehe."

Yi Lin: "..."

"We cross the Caribbean Sea , And defeated the legendary Blackbeard, damn, that damn Blackbeard is a man with black magic, in front of him, Captain Jack is as fragile as a woman on Tetuga Island, hehe, but Blackbeard is still Dead, dead in front of Eternal Youth Spring."

"Old Gibbs bet that Blackbeard is now in hell and he is definitely still cursing Captain Jack for not having a good death."

"Why?"

"Because the poor black beard lost his daughter to Captain Jack's bed."

Yi Lin: "..."

The old Gibbs talked more and more vigorously. After all, no one had been sitting across from him quietly for a long time, listening to him bragging.

This feeling, ah, is evocative.

Old Gibbs took another gulp of rum.

He suddenly felt that something was missing.

Oh, by the way, it's the look of worship.

What he clearly said was the adventure career of a Legendary pirate. The brat as it should be by rights in front of him had to show an expression of admiration. Could it be the storytelling level of old Gibbs? Not deep enough?

Think about it.

Old Gibbs remembered one more thing.

"Remember that Captain Jack offended more than half of the people in the Caribbean. Whether it was an undead or a ghost ship, he was provoked by Captain Jack. Finally, one day, a damn undead led the army to come back to find Captain Jack is in trouble... Hey, I bet you have never seen undead."

"Oh, it's okay, I have seen a lot, you continue."

Old Gibbs: "..., cough cough cough cough cough!"

The strong rum accidentally choked into the lungs. Old Gibbs coughed for a long time. This was a weird He looked at the youngster in front of him.

Boy, you blow your head up all of a sudden, so it’s hard for me to continue to blow old fogey!

Do you know what is meant by leaving room?

Do you know what is respect the old and cherish the young?

Do you know what humility is?

Gibbs was a little angry.

Ding!

Yi Lin smiled and shook his head, turned over the palm, and another gold coin fell on the table.

Gibbs had a happy expression, an instant inspiration came, and continued to say: "Old Gibbs still remembers that day, heaven falls and earth rends, the sea splits, The earth shook and the mountain Quivered, Starfall...Oh, that kind of scenery, I bet you have never seen it... At the end of the stars, we found the legendary Trident of Poseidon."

"And then ?"

"Breaked by the captain. Besides, there is also an Old Guy who died there."

Old Gibbs didn’t know what he thought of, and faced the sky. In the void of no one, he raised his wine glass and drank it with his head up.

Another drink is finished.

Yi Lin combined old Gibbs's fragmentary story with the information he has collected so far, and asked a question: "But I heard that Trident is glued?"

The old Gibbs suddenly mysteriously moved closer and turned towards Yi Lin beckons with the hand.

Although this pretentious gesture made Yi Lin feel a little funny, in order to satisfy the pleasure of old Gibbs's pretense, Yi Lin still obediently put on a rare treasure expression, Head closer.

Old Gibbs lowered his voice.

"Tell you a secret. Few people know about this sea. In fact, it is Captain Jack, hehehe who re-attached Trident."

"Oh? Why? ?"

"Because..." Old Gibbs burped a drink: "One of the things that Captain Jack regrets most in his life is to release a cunning guy from the human body. So, in order to make up for it, Old Captain Jack personally set off to find the Trident fragments and sealed the sly guy in the sea with the glued Sea God Trident..."

"hehehe, the sly Guy, it’s called Ka—"

Before Old Gibbs finished speaking, the surrounding temperature dropped a bit. Yi Lin's heart moved. Before Old Gibbs could say the name, he violently Extended the hand, covering the old Gibbs's mouth.

Old Gibbs' eyes widened.

"Hush - I've seen you say that guy."

Yi Lin was still carrying the "Calypso gaze", although now on land, Yi Lin can no longer feel the feeling of being peeped, but if the old Gibbs said the name in front of Yi Lin, Yi Lin is afraid that something will happen.

咣咣—

pa!

Old Gibbs eye socket cracked, stood up abruptly, overturned the stool behind him, another butt Sitting on the ground, his expression was full of horror.

"You, you, you... have you seen her? Have you been cursed by her?"

As expected, old Gibbs didn't dare to mention that name again.

"That's it."

Unlike the panicked old Gibbs, Yi Lin's expression is very calm.

It's like this curse, not on him.

"Could it be--" Old Gibbs didn't get up for a long time. He looked at Yi Lin with a surprised expression, but in just ten seconds, he actually guessed Yi Lin's intentions. The voices of the two people roared: "No wonder! It turns out that you came to old Gibbs to find'Trident'! so that's how it is!"

Yi Lin didn't explain too much, just With a smile, he took out another gold coin and placed it gently on the table.

Old Gibbs stood up and sat down again.

But this time, he is not as anxious as before.

My eyes widened, staring at the shiny gold coin on the desktop, and I dared not pick it up for a long time.

Finally.

Old Gibbs sighed: "Unfortunately, even if it is me, without Captain Jack, I can't find'Trident'. No one in this world can find it!"

"Why?"

"Hehe, you don't understand, Captain Jack hid Trident on a small island that was not marked on the nautical chart in order to prevent someone from releasing her. , Only Captain Jack can find Trident!"

Old Gibbs's tone was very calm.

"What about Captain Jack in your mouth?"

"Maybe dead, or maybe happy somewhere! Who knows it! Since old Jack and Yi Lisa--Forget it, oh, this is a sad story, you better not know it."

Old Gibbs stopped talking, seemed to want to say something, but in the end he didn't Speak out.

Eliza--?

Elizabeth?

Wait.

Yi Lin suddenly thinks of someone in the Swan family.

Elizabeth Swan?

Listening to the tone of old Gibbs, it seems that there is a big story in it?

Yi Lin silently counted the gold coins in the storage space. Don't look at Yi Lin's generous shots, but his gold coins are not rich enough to be lost.

This damn greedy pirate!

Yi Lin is speechless.

Ignore the little gossip for the time being, and concentrate on digging out some useful information.

Yi Lin thought for a while, combined with all the information, we can know that the current "Sea God Trident" which was broken by Captain Jack and re-adhesive and barely used, should be enough to influence the plot. The key props, if you can find a way to get it, whether it is for the heaviest clearance evaluation, or... in short, it is very useful.

So, Yi Lin asked unwillingly: "Since it is not marked on the Treasure Map, how can Captain Jack find Trident?"

Old Gibbs chuckled: "Captain Jack It's different. He is a man with a compass."

"Compass?"

Yi Lin heard this, and his expression instantly became weird.

"Yes, Captain Jack’s compass is different from ordinary compasses. That magical compass can point to the treasures most people desire. Those Legendary adventure stories are all based on Captain Jack’s compass... Damn rum, old Gibbs seems to be drunk?"

Old Gibbs stared at the small familiar object in Yi Lin's palm, rubbing his drunken eyes subconsciously, wrong. , Kneading again, kneading again, almost rubbed out blood, the compass that was exactly the same as in the memory, was still in Yi Lin's hands, unmoving.

"That compass!"

The old Gibbs's breathing was stagnant, and his expression became stiff, his old hand exploded with amazing agility, and he snatched it from Yi Lin's hand. Over the compass.

At the moment when the compass changes hands, the pointer on the compass spins frantically and never stops.

"Why is this compass in your hands?"

Yi Lin will be there for a while, and he doesn't know how to explain the origin of this compass.

He always feels a bit clever.

Captain Jack who runs through the past of this world.

Xiaosa who owns a compass.

The old Gibbs who used to follow Captain Jack's adventures.

"Is it because of Elizabeth Rin?"

Yi Lin's mouth twitched slightly, and he secretly complained.

How big is this hatred?

The love, hatred and enmity of the three generations and seven generations?

Isn’t it too bloody?

So this is the reason why the role-playing mode must be adopted in this plot mode?

He just put on the "Elizabeth Rin" vest, is it because it was too unlucky?

Yi Lin finally did not explain the origin of the compass for the time being.

After all, Sa and Gibbs will meet sooner or later.

Under the shocked expression of the old Gibbs, Yi Lin quickly snatched the compass and recovered it from the storage space.

This is a key prop, you can't lose it.

"I am building a ship."

Yi Lin said with a slight smile.

"No way!"

Old Gibbs instantly understood what Yi Lin meant, his head shook like a broken drum, and Yi Lin was worried that old Gibbs shook his head too much How to fix cervical spondylolisthesis if it is too severe.

Yi Lin calm, took out another gold coin.

Old Gibbs gritted his teeth with a very firm expression: "Impossible! I have long since stopped pirates! I want to live a few more years!"

Yi Lin remained silent , Take out another one.

The expression of old Gibbs began to struggle, his gaze couldn't move away from the gold coin that was set up.

Another one.

"..."

Another one.

"But..."

Another one.

"Oh, my respected captain, the experienced old Gibbs, do my best to serve you!"

The old Gibbs quickly put away the stack of gold coins and grinned. Smile.

After leaving.

Ruth couldn’t help but ask: "Do you really believe that Old Guy will take us to find...'Trident'?"

Not long ago, Yi Lin did not hide anything. Ruth, most of the conversation between Jiang and old Gibbs has been informed to Ruth.

After all, in Yi Lin's next plan, Ruth will play a very important role.

You have to find a way to increase Ruth's loyalty a little bit higher.

On the street, the two dared not talk too much about private topics, so they returned to Swan Castle as quickly as possible.

It is late at night.

After staying up for two consecutive nights, Yi Lin felt that his skin had deteriorated a lot, and he was too lazy to grind. Under the service of the servants, Yi Lin comfortably took a hot bath and then Lie early on a clean bed and fall asleep.

The next day.

Late in the morning again.

Yi Lin only then discussed the next plan with Ruth.

"Wait!"

Ruth stared wide-eyed, with an incredulous face: "Oh, my dear Rin, you must be joking."

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Yi Lin shook his head with a solemn expression: "I'm not joking. This matter is very important. Only if you do it, I can rest assured."

"Acridine!" Ruth unfathomable mystery She stood up proudly: "Lin, even if you praise my old lady so much, my old lady won't be happy!"

"..."

This arrogant expression almost made Yi Lin He blurted out three words: Are you special--

Yi Lin glanced at Wang Heavenly Emperor.

Ruth knew instantly, and looked at Wang Heavenly Emperor, who was lying on the ground gnawing bones.

The two of them instantly understood the essence of the plan.

Ruth understood, but she still hesitated: "But, there is no nautical chart, no route, old Gibbs also said, he doesn't know where the thing is looking for."

"hehe."

Yi Lin slightly smiled, from the storage space, take out the [compass from the heart].

Then it was stuffed into Ruth's hand.

The moment Ruth saw this compass, she suddenly felt that has several points of familiar. After a while, Ruth also recognized: "en? Isn't this the saxophone's compass? How could it be on you? In your hand?"

"I'm an excellent and charming pirate."

Ruth: "..."

Ruth is holding the compass Later, on the compass, the pointer was erratic and could not point the right direction at all.

"Is this compass broken?"

Ruth knocked depressed a few times.

"No, this compass is not used like that."

Yi Lin smiled and explained to Ruth: "There seems to be some kind of black magic on this compass, which is not a direction. , But the person holding the compass, the existence most eagerly in his heart. If you think about'Sea God Trident' seriously, you should be able to use the compass to find the right direction."

Is it magical?

Ruth is also clicking one's tongue in wonder about the mysterious of the compass.

No nonsense, Ruth quickly closed her eyes and tried to use this compassionate compass.

"Desire—"

"Hmm~"

"Inner desire~"

Ruth mutter incantations.

On the compass.

The pointer trembles suddenly, and then it turns frantically, as if silhouetted from the side, Ruth's heart is trembling.

Finally.

The turning pointer on the compass finally stopped, pointing completely motionless in a certain direction.

"en?"

Yi Lin suddenly found that the pointer on the compass was pointing at him impressively.

"Where is the direction behind me?"

Yi Lin changed his position.

The needle on the compass moved slowly again, pointing to Elizabeth Rin again.

Yi Lin: "..."

Ruth: "..."

Five minutes later.

Yi Lin slowly circled Ruth five times.

He finally determined that the key to this plan, Ruth's desire, appeared a little bit different.

The difference lies in the word "desire".

[Compass from the heart], as stated in the description, it must really be "deep in one's heart desire" to trigger the effect of the compass.

It's just the desire to stay on the surface consciousness, not counting.

Just like in the vast ocean, Yi Lin was desperately thinking of Ruth's proficient technique, which can be regarded as self-hypnosis, and only used the compass to locate Ruth.

But this method requires willpower to reach a certain level. According to Yi Lin's estimation, Ruth's clumsy personality cannot replicate Yi Lin's psychological journey when she found Ruth.

"What should I do?"

He started to have a headache thinking of the deal with Calypso.

If he personally went to the sea to find him, he would definitely not be able to hide Calypso's prying eyes.

Only by leaving the sea, completely out of Yi Lin's line of sight, letting Ruth and the dog go to sea alone, and operating in two lines, can it be possible to avoid Calypso's prying eyes.

It is speculated from various clues that Yi Lin is now 80% sure that Calypso is not a true "god", otherwise it would be impossible to be sealed in the sea by "Trident". Fuse together, power is completely isolated.

Huh!

Wait!

Yi Lin suddenly had an idea and thought of a way.

So while Ruth was playing with the compass, Yi Lin asked Ruth to close her eyes again.

"Relax... Relax... Dantian..."

Ruth: "?"

"In short, just relax, don't think about it."

Seeing Ruth's expression gradually becoming blurred, Yi Lin lay next to Ruth's ear and said slowly in a sleepy tone.

"Ruth, there is a curse on you. As long as you are a man who is affectionate, you can't die."

"Um..."

Ruth is speechless, don't you know anything about my old lady? Do you need to speak out and pierce your heart?

"You may not know that the Trident of the sea god is the source of all curses on the sea. The reason why you are infected with this damn curse is because the Trident that was smashed in the first place was then reattached. I got up, so the curse on the sea revived, and it seemed to become even more terrifying."

What the hell?

A single thought suddenly floated through Ruth's mind.

But Yi Lin didn’t give Ruth time to think, and continued to strike while the iron was hot: “Think about it carefully. Your true desire is not just an Elizabeth Rin. Your goal is a beautiful man in the world. What you really yearn for is a vigorous tossing and turning and sleepless love all night long..."

"Acridine~" Ruth's breathing was stagnant, and under the guidance of Yi Lin, I don't know what it is not suitable for children. In the picture, the cheeks are red, like big ripe apples.

"So!" Yi Lin's voice suddenly rose.

"As long as you find Trident of Poseidon, you can lift the curse on your body. From then on, you can sleep wherever you want to sleep, and whoever you want to sleep, isn't it very happy?"

Yeah!

Although Ruth still closed her eyes.

But after Yi Lin finished talking about this remark, there was a thud in his mind, as if the lavatory suddenly opened, suddenly enlightened and bright.

As long as the curse is released, the old lady will sleep whoever wants to sleep? What kind of posture do you want? From any angle you want?

Completely worthwhile!

In an instant.

With the compass clenched in Ruth's hand, the pointer turned crazily again, and finally it completely freezes in a certain direction.

Yi Lin quietly moved his butt and changed positions.

Seeing that the pointer did not jitter at all, Yi Lin was completely relieved.

Finally, it's done!

……

……

Yi Lin is busy again.

Counting time with a finger, the deadline for the second main mission is getting closer.

Although the punishment is not so exaggerated as a direct obliteration, Yi Lin habitually does his best and is unwilling to break the sand in the second main task of trifling.

The structure of the whole plot trial, in front of Yi Lin, is already like a girl shyly uncovering the veil, and her thinking becomes clearer.

Perhaps because of the trial of the inner world this time, the map is too vast, Yi Lin has been busy exploring the plot, on the contrary, there is little intertwining with other apostles.

At present, only Gu Tianqing and Wang Heavenly Emperor have been in contact with Yi Lin.

The other two apostles seem to be still swaying in the ocean, happily scoring their points.

Unfortunately, there is no list similar to the "Prestige List" in this time mission. Apart from asking for information or speculating on the bounty changes, Yi Lin also has no other methods. , To speculate on the actions of the other two "pirate allies" from the side.

"Oh, I'm a bit lonely during this time trial."

Yi Lin has long been used to fighting each other at the beginning, and even the tune of fighting each other, suddenly there was such a loneliness. On the contrary, Yi Lin is a little uncomfortable with the journey.

But apostle is such a creature. It travels through All Heavens and Myriad Realms, goes through the blue sea turned into mulberry fields, survival of the fittest, survival of the fittest, each task has a different style and method. Yi Lin II relives, and he has not encountered the same inner world, which is evident from this.

If you are not used to this rhythm, it may be a good thing to eliminate it early.

And now.

Yi Lin is wearing gorgeous women's clothing, leisurely with "Elizabeth Rin's father" old Swan, basking in the sun, enjoying a peaceful afternoon tea in the courtyard of the castle.

――hot black tea, the kind with hand-made delicate pastries.

Although the Swan family is in decline, but the noble heritage is still there, enough for the family to enjoy a luxurious life.

In addition, Elizabeth Rin became the Governor's fiancee. It seems that I heard that in some business aspects of the Swan family, many other families have begun to faintly discernable together.

From the smile that cannot be concealed on Old Swann’s face, Yi Lin roughly infers that Old Swann has been quite proud of one's success recently, smiling stupidly all day, and seems to be doing Swann all the time. The dream of revitalizing the family.

Yi Lin bowed his head gracefully, sipped black tea, and sipped pastries.

"My daughter, thank you for your hard work."

Old Swan suddenly came to such a sentence with emotion.

Yi Lin kept smiling, and then the old Swann's words, softly asked: "You have made a lot of money recently?"

About to rely on the Governor of the Navy, if there is no other family to come Bating the Swan family, that's a weird thing.

Old Swann’s expression is sullen: "Fortunately, okay, oh my baby, you know, for a real nobleman, money is not too much."

Yi Lin was silent for a moment.

Then he said casually: "Oh, damn, I almost forgot, a very important thing."

Old Swann: "?"

"There have been a lot of pirates in the city recently. I heard that even the legendary'skeleton gentleman' has appeared."

Old Swann’s expression is calm: "Don’t worry, the guards in London are very strict. My dear daughter, don’t worry, your future husband will never let you be taken away by the damned pirate again."

Yi Lin shook his head: "I am worried about the Swan family’s property. !"

Old Swann was also taken aback: "What are you afraid of, pirates are not only at sea..."

Yi Lin interrupted Old Swann: "But I heard Everyone knows that pirates are good at robbing banks in strange ways, let alone the treasure house of the a trifling family."

Hiss――

Old Swann suddenly sucked in a cold breath.

Yi Lin said again: "Swann’s property should be hidden, right?"

"Well, my dear daughter, don’t worry, our family’s treasure, but Hidden very secretly, in the third room on the right hand side of the second layer corridor in the basement, on the bookshelf on the left hand side, the third book in the second row from the top, "How To Get Richer" (How to Get Richer) , Press it to open the secret door!"

Old Swan proudly took out a key made of pure gold from the collar: "Moreover, the only key of the secret door, father is hiding next to him , No one can guess how to enter the treasure room of the Swann house. Hey! Even the damn pirate!"

Yi Lin smiled happily: "Well, the damn pirate."