I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Late night.

Yi Lin sneaked into the old father’s room without anyone noticed, and when he took the key to the treasure house made of pure gold from Swann’s neck, old Swann was still sitting on his dreams. hu hu fell asleep.

"It's really secretive."

Yi Lin couldn't help feeling secretly when he entered the so-called "very secretive treasure house".

It is indeed very secretive.

If it hadn't been for Swan's description so clearly, Yi Lin might not have been able to find it for a while.

In addition to a bright box of gold coins, the treasure house of the Swan family also contains a lot of antique paintings, which look very valuable.

Yi Lin took out part of the cans in the storage space and replaced it with gold coin, and found that the next room was the wine cellar of the Swan family.

[Obtained "collection-grade wine"*1]

[acquired "collection-grade wine"*1]

The wine cabinets are all made of small wood The barrel is sealed in a cellar and has not been sealed in a glass bottle.

Yi Lin stared at the wine and pondered.

Suddenly a wonderful idea popped up in his mind.

The Apocalypse mount Night Dire, during the journey of galloping on the sea after the sinking of the Queen, the degree of satiety dropped to about 30%.

at first Yi Lin also wondered what the satiety of a motorcycle is.

Yi Lin once inquired about this world, in addition to the government's mansion with weird science and technology trees, it is still in the era of burning coal, and there are no large-scale oil fields.

-That means there is no way to refuel the night dire.

But Yi Lin doubts, is Night Dire really fuel-driven?

It is not an ordinary mount after all.

"Satisfaction...satisfaction?"

Yi Lin silently summon out the motorcycle.

At the moment when the summon skill was activated, the void behind Yi Lin appeared out of thin air. A rift appeared out of thin air. Numerous cubes of rays of light flowed out of the rift.

.

The Night Dire is now out of the category of "mount props". With the blessing of the Apocalypse Knight module, it has completely become a kind of "summon thing".

"Maybe it's okay?"

Yi Lin pondered for a moment. After fully considering the consequences, he opened the fuel cap and directly added the [collection-grade wine].

――Fill up.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion.

Yi Lin always feels that after filling up the wine, Nightmare seems to have a contented wine hiccup.

Reopen the Dire panel and see the [Satisfaction] column. As expected, it returned to 100%, and Yi Lin was content to put the Dire away.

Well, maybe feeding rum is okay?

Save a little more, maybe you can feed the sea water?

Next time you can try to grind black bread into flour and stuff it in?

Or is the grilled chicken leg shredded?

Yi Lin habitually thinks of various probabilities.

Long thought for a long time.

Yi Lin concluded: "The more unscientific the existence, the unscientific way to treat it, such as using wine as fuel."

After feeding the nightmare, Yi Lin can be regarded as perfecting another preparation.

"Next..."

In the night, Yi Lin's eyes are shining, revealing interesting rays of light.

Since the Skeleton Gentleman blasted the Doge’s Mansion and left unharmed under Tiramisu’s magic gun, the whole city of London has been trapped for several days. In a tense atmosphere.

Yi Lin, Ruth, and Wang Heavenly Emperor are two people and a dog, riding a luxurious carriage away from London, Ruth's face is full of unexpected expressions.

"Rin, how do you know that the navy will not block London?"

"I want to know, do you think the navy doesn't want face?"

Silk hearing this, slowly typed a question mark: "?"

Yi Lin hehe smiled: "No matter how secretive the skeleton gentleman is, even if he blows the navy headquarters to the ground, the navy is impossible to make a seal. The actions of the city, the search in the whole city is just to behave."

"the past few days, the skeleton gentleman did not reappear, and it was just what they wanted. Afterwards, he would just be a public relations person to the outside world. It is claimed that the skeleton gentleman has escaped back to the sea in a desperate manner under the vigorous sniper of the navy. Isn't this ending to everyone's joy? At worst, the bounty will be raised afterwards."

"Besides..." Yi Lin smiled and touched the head of the Heavenly Emperor dog: "For a trifling pirate, the navy has no courage to close the city."

In the carriage.

Wang Heavenly Emperor raised his eyelids in dissatisfaction.

But I don’t know if it was Yi Lin’s stroke of the dog’s head. Three circles from the left and three circles made the dog feel very comfortable. Although he felt shameless, the dog still narrowed his eyes comfortably. Put the dog's paw back away.

Ruth suddenly realized.

da da da.

The luxurious carriage stopped on the side of the road.

Yi Lin smiled and took out a gold coin to let the coachman wait in place, and then took Ruth to the beach.

The carriage driver put away the gold coin elated and sighed in the heart secretly that the wealthy Eldest Young Lady just knows how to play, and actually chooses this kind of deserted coastal outing... something is wrong.

But this world, who would have trouble with money?

The carriage driver excitedly put the gold coin in his mouth and gave a strong bite. When the gold coin was boarded, there was a shallow tooth mark.

On the other side.

In the grove.

"I'll send you here."

Yi Lin used mind force to explore the front clearly. After no other danger was found, he turned back and said to Ruth.

Ruth was shocked.

Although the plan with Yi Lin has been clear, and Ruth has made up her mind, when the matter comes, Ruth has not seen her and gives birth to a little restless.

Yi Lin patted Ruth on the shoulder, comforted: "Don't worry, it is safer for a woman to sail than two women."

Ruth: "..."

Is this the problem that the old lady is worried about?

Ruth started chattering and complaining.

"Do you know how difficult it is for a woman to go to sea?"

"You understand how a woman has to face a ruthless storm, a greedy pirate, and a wolf-like navy Isn’t it easy? Oh damn, you really understand..."

"How do you let me get through the long night of loneliness and emptiness?"

Yi Lin directly ignored Ruth and squatted. Come down and start negotiations with the dog.

Wang Heavenly Emperor silently raised his dog's head.

"Say yes, a box of High Level ham meat, a box of cured meat bones, private order, high quality."

Wang Heavenly Emperor suddenly lowered his dog's head, seemingly Hesitating.

"Fuck?" Yi Lin looked at Gouzi's expression, and he probably guessed what Gouzi thought: "Are you going to change your mind temporarily?"

Dog Zi grinned, showing his canine teeth.

Yi Lin was silent for a moment, stretched out a finger in front of the dog, shook it, and said in a low voice, "You should live in the zoo now? I will send you an address later, as long as you can find it. One month's package of food and housing, rich pet treatment, eating High Level meat, drinking chilled milk, lying in the silky kennel. Well, it shouldn’t be difficult for you to run out?"

Gouzi eyes shined, gleaming green light, after a few seconds of silence, then stretched out a paw.

As everyone knows, one of Gouzi's paws only has four fingers, which seems to be not enough to count. Gouzi stretched out another paw, and two of the fingers broke off strangely.

Yi Lin then discovered that Wang Heavenly Emperor's paws can really be made into this gesture.

It turned out that the emoji of the vertical middle finger was not a bluff that day?

The corners of Yi Lin's mouth twitched slightly: "Why do you actually sit on the floor and raise the price?"

The dog didn't bark, but raised another paw.

"Deal!"

Yi Lin agreed instantly.

……

On this remote coast.

The grove.

In the grass.

There are several silhouettes cautiously hidden in the ground.

"Has the captain not come yet?"

Sax looked nervous and stared at the ship's shadow in the distance.

It was an intermediate sailing ship with a skull and crossbones flag. In the pirate circle, there is no secret. Almost all the pirate ships can be found in the tavern.

So in pirate circles, it is common for pirate ships to be stolen.

"Ah--"

Old Gibbs was holding a bottle of rum with only a half left in his hand.

A touch of nostalgia appeared on the old face, a long sigh, and the aftertaste was endless.

This kid really looks like Captain Jack!

Those thick lips are obviously inherited from Elizabeth!

Old Gibbs couldn't help but miss the tragic years of adventures on the sea, and in the next second he couldn't help but sympathize with the tragic encounter of the ship before him.

"Normal..."

Old Gibbs whispered.

It's like Captain Jack back then, either looking for the Black Pearl, or walking halfway in the search for the Black Pearl.

"Hiccup~"

Around the old Gibbs and Saxophone, there are squatting Charlie and other pirates who once stayed on the Queen.

They were equally lucky to survive that terrifying hurricane.

Suddenly.

Click, click, click.

The sound of the shoes stepping on the dead branches sounded from behind the saxophone and the others.

The few people who were waiting for the captain to appear on the scene, when they heard the sound of footsteps, they all looked back at the same time.

I saw the spotless man in a glamorous swallowtail costume, with a dog at his feet, walking towards a few people like an emperor walking a dog.

"Wei, great captain!" Charlie reacted instantly, stammering and photographed an unskilled flattery.

Other people have different expressions.

Sachs frowned, feeling a little weird.

The old Gibbs glanced at the "skeleton gentleman" and looked up and down, as if it was in the legendary contrast, trying to distinguish whether the man in front of him was as scary as the rumors.

A hint of doubt flashed in the hearts of several other pirates. After all, they stayed on that ship for a month and were very familiar with the style of the skeleton gentleman. They just felt that they had not seen each other for a few days, the skeleton gentleman captain. Its aura seems to be a bit weaker, and I don't know if it is an illusion.

But the others didn't think much, took out a simple flintlock and knife, geared up, ready to do the familiar behavior of pirates.

And just now.

Wang Heavenly Emperor took a step slowly, his whole body hairless and standing upright, majestic, like a dog.

In the eyes of everyone's surprise, Wang Heavenly Emperor swam to the side of the ship, and then flexibly climbed up the deck along the anchor chain.

Boom!

dong!

Click.

"Ah--"

After Wang Heavenly Emperor boarded the ship, there were faint sounds of smashing, broken bones, vomiting blood, and screams on the ship far away.

Five minutes later.

All the voices fell silent.

Thousands of words finally converged into a broken voice of grievance: "Long live the Skeleton Gentleman Captain! The Skeleton Gentleman Captain is awesome--"

"Honorable dog! ”

Saxophone and old Gibbs and the others looked at each other in blank dismay.

At the same time.

Yi Lin is already sitting in a luxurious carriage and returning to London with grace.

On Ruth's side, Wang Heavenly Emperor looked after. Yi Lin was not too worried.

If you really run into an unstoppable shipwreck... that's fate.

Although Wang Heavenly Emperor is a dog, he still has main missions after all. There is no relationship between who helps whoever helps. It is all because of missions and interests.

I remember a popular bragging line a few years later: "As long as the death point and the equipment are enough, I dare to touch the flattery stocks of Apocalypse Knight. Jesus can't stop him when he comes. Speaking!"

Shortly after Yi Lin returned to Swan Castle.

What made him feel a bit unexpected is that the death mark on his chest vibrated like a small motor.

The next day.

According to pirate practice, the head killed by the dog is not counted on Elizabeth Rin's head.

Perhaps because the dog is both an apostle and a special dual identity of a crew member.

On the captain's panel, Yi Lin once again owns a small boat and has sailed out of the vast Caribbean Sea.

Yi Lin's new ship has a very auspicious name.

――"Never Sink" (Never Sink).

Of course, the ship doesn’t have the final say, it’s pure peace of mind.

It is like Nolandu's Lucky Number. Soon after carrying a woman, it encountered a storm and sank in the middle of the ocean. It was not lucky at all, so we should discuss it.

Although Yi Lin did not go to sea with the new ship, some subtle changes on the captain’s panel, such as damage, number of crew, loyalty, materials and other data, suggest that Ruth is a ship’s person Experience.

Who said that the captain must be called the captain after going out to sea with the ship?

Yi Lin smiled and walked off the carriage.

Five days have passed since the bombing of the Government House.

In the past five days, Yi Lin did not deliberately come to the navy headquarters to inquire about the news, so as not to give Gu Tianqing any handle.

Gu Tianqing's poker face always faintly gives Yi Lin a very dangerous feeling.

But because Yi Lin has no contact with this person in another timeline, he has limited knowledge of Gu Tianqing.

After all, it's not like Xiao Yang's kind of enemies with deep hatred.

Stepping into the navy headquarters, no one stopped.

Even the step of reporting inside was omitted, as if all the navies had received the news in advance, and the Governor-General Fiancee was coming to investigate the post today.

On the way, Yi Lin also met acquaintances.

The polite and lucky Nolandu.

And Lieutenant General Pope, a frequent visitor to gnashing teeth.

The expressions of the two looking at Yi Lin were a bit weird.

This makes Yi Lin even more curious about what Gu Tianqing did, and he doesn't know what means the guy used.

The small motor vibration last night was due to three messages sent by Gu Tianqing.

And there are three good news.

They are all senior apostles. Gu Tianqing seems to have a deep understanding of the unwritten rule of "he said the important thing three times".

――"I want to be the main line, come to the Conference Hall to gather."

The gate of the Conference Hall is hidden.

Before entering the door, Yi Lin habitually perceives with thought motivation and probes around.

No weird traps have been found.

If you insist on saying weird things, it is the people in the Conference Hall at this moment.

Yi Lin took a look and couldn't help but smiled slightly. In the scene before him, it was obvious that a major event would happen.

There are five people in the house, which can be described as the high-level navy gathering.

When Yi Lin stepped into the Conference Hall, he was already proficient in acting: "Ah, how are you~huh? Why are you, a man who is not clear with Robert?"

Governor: "..."

Gu Tianqing: "..."

Pop.

Deep V opened the small mouth of tiramisu into a shape that can accept a lot of content, and the cigarette stick in the mouth fell on the round table with a snap.

The governor, wrapped in bandages, said in an irrefutable tone, seemingly without emotion: "Elizabeth Rin Swan, now there is an action, I hope you can participate... "

Ten minutes later.

Yi Lin smiled and agreed: "Okay, I don’t have any sailing experience, I hope you don’t dislike the ground. Moreover, there are ancient legends on the sea that bringing a woman on a boat will bring bad luck. I don’t know whether it’s true or false?"

Sitting across from Tiramisu, the handsome man with long golden hair replied gracefully: "Charming lady, you can rest assured that our boat can go to sea. It’s not like the little fellow of Nolandu. No matter how violent the storm, it will not shake us a little bit. That’s the truly invincible maritime hegemon."

Tiramisu is drawn up again. The smoke slowly exhaled a strange-shaped smoke ring: "Macchiato is right. We don’t need to worry about storms and shipwrecks. Don’t forget, I’m also a woman."

During the conversation, Yi Lin also successfully read the identities of the other two generals.

Macchiato, golden with long hair, handsome face, graceful demeanor with arrogance, is highly suspected of being a flower veteran.

Cappuccino, golden short hair, taciturn, hardly ever expressed any personal opinions during the conversation, and his personality is unpredictable.

Yi Lin secretly guessed whether the two generals, Macchiato and Cappuccino, have the same weird high-tech weapons as Tiramisu?

It seems that the last [bullet deflection] Riddler Buff card must be used on the blade, and it cannot be wasted easily.

Otherwise, it's just Tiramisu's sniper, and Yi Lin may not be able to completely ignore it without defense.

After a brief discussion, Elizabeth Rin's fiance governor full of Yin Sector style, Elizabeth Rin glanced at him and left alone.

Yi Lin always feels something is wrong.

Although it was a deliberate and arrogant trial at the time, the marriage relationship between this mysterious governor and Elizabeth Rin was full of weirdness.

Moreover, Yi Lin is also very concerned about something.

There is something that makes Yi Lin extremely scared to think about it, and he has reached a conclusion after reasoning, but it is hard to believe.

The three Generals also left the Conference Hall.

Yi Lin looked at Gu Tianqing with a calm look. For the sake of safety, in order to avoid any monitoring equipment in the Conference Hall, Yi Lin smiled and kept a distance from Gu Tianqing on the surface, saying goodbye gracefully, but fast behind the scenes Use the apostle method to secretly communicate with each other.

……

Yi Lin: You can, can you persuade them to take me aboard? Looks like I owe you a favor? (Smiles)

Gu Tianqing: Personally, I really like dealing with people who are self-aware.

Yi Lin: Are they going to go to sea to find Demon King?

Gu Tianqing: Now that you have a conclusion, be confident and remove the question mark, huh. (Smile)

Yi Lin: Why is it so urgent?

Gu Tianqing: Hehe, it's all the task of the master, who knows.

Yi Lin:?

Gu Tianqing: I'm talking about it.

Yi Lin: Hehe, without the compass you mentioned, how can the Navy find the Demon King?

Gu Tianqing: Maybe they have a backup plan.

Yi Lin: I like it silently.

Gu Tianqing: As long as you get on the ship, when the time comes, you can join the "Navy" camp as an identity. At least in this world, we are not an enemy.

Yi Lin: Of course!

Gu Tianqing:......, you said so simply that it makes me hard to believe it!

Yi Lin: Where and where, each other.

Gu Tianqing:.......

……

After hurriedly ending the wrangling with Gu Tianqing, Yi Lin closed the communication panel and bowed his head in thought.

This guy is really not such a foolish character. Yi Lin wanted to use Gu Tianqing's abilities in his words, but he was changed by that guy with no difficulty.

But no matter what, Gu Tianqing's contribution to the navy did save Yi Lin a lot of effort.

Yi Lin originally planned to find a way to mix into the navy's high-levels to further contact the main task of the navy camp.

Only now, but there is no need.

Whether it is a deal with Calypso or a main mission, it seems that there is an invisible hand faintly pushing everything to a certain existence.

――“Demon King ”.

Yi Lin is very curious about what kind of monster it is that can make countless people so scared.

In this trial, the way to find the Demon King is more than just the "compass" a method.

Yi Lin speculated that under the premise that Gu Tianqing did not know that he had already started the compass, he decided to set sail to find the Demon King at this time, and he must have found another way to open it.

As for the pirate’s second main mission, Yi Lin always has a headache when he thinks about it.

Now that Yi Lin has mixed into the naval camp with his original identity, he is not 100% sure that he will be able to change the vest and take over the tasks here.

But on Ruth's side, Yi Lin also left a follow-up filing, and did not get too entangled.

It is impossible to complete the second mission of the main line, it is nothing more than the failure of the mission to bear an unknown curse.

The curse of this world is like a mosquito bite. If you bite too much, it will not hurt.

After traversing the clues of the mission he has so far, Yi Lin began to seriously ponder Gu Tianqing's plan again.

On the carriage, Yi Lin remained silent all the way, lowered his head and thought for nearly half an hour.

"Why do the desserts that are brought to your lips always feel poisonous? Oh, this damn tenderness."

Yi Lin smiled and used a The voice that only oneself can hear, whispered in the narrow and luxurious carriage cabin, speaking in the translation accent of unfathomable mystery.

Three days later.

Imperial Family Port.

Ten warships that seem to have traveled through time and space, crossing the era, stay here.

The ten warships came from nowhere. When the sky lit up, the citizens of London had already heard the loud sound of breaking through the sky, resounding through the smog-filled sky of London.

A discerning person can see at a glance that these ten warships have extremely deep draughts. The warships are covered with iron armor, and the armor has been rust-proofed. Under the rays of light rising in the sun, The paint on the exterior of the warship reflects the colorful rays of light in seven colors, which makes people clicking one's tongue in wonder.

In this era when sails are still the main power, the appearance of ten warships, for ordinary citizens, is tantamount to a blood-stained aunt’s towel left in the men’s toilet with seven It was surprised and strange, attracting the attention and onlookers of countless citizens and reporters, and it was difficult to evacuate for a long time.

Yi Lin frowned in the crowd.

When a weird roar came from the sea last night, Yi Lin already felt weird.

But when Yi Lin was about to go out to find out, he found that the entire Swan Castle was secretly surrounded by people, as if for fear that Elizabeth Rin would disappear again before sailing. Affected the entire plan.

In order to avoid beating the grass to scare the snake, Yi Lin, who was about to go out to investigate, went back to the castle silently.

See you today, didn't expect these ten warships, it is the origin of the siren sound in the distance last night.

"Is this the strength of the navy?"

Yi Lin lowered his head and thought: "In this way, the navy has fewer people, and has a better atmosphere than pirates. The battle between these two camps Strength is totally incomparable?"

He started to regret a bit, did he choose the wrong camp at first?

Or, in this, there are other unknown tricks?

In his view, this kind of apostle population is not balanced, and the technological level of the two camps is completely different. It is a joke.

With all kinds of doubts, Yi Lin was escorted by the navy and boarded the center of ten warships, one of the most domineering warships.

The name of the warship is rather interesting.

――"lucky person number 2".