I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

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In the usual way, Yi Lin put away the mask and left the studio.

The style of the mask, not worth mentioning.

It is a small object used in the store.

Yi Lin is ready to toss Little Fatty's lifelong major event, and then find a place to destroy its humanity, which is regarded as the completion of the side mission issued by Zhao Yulong.

――The kind without task rewards.

Zhao Yulong, if you don't pay wages, it will be difficult for me to do it.

Yi Lin is very helpless.

Walking around the street a few times.

Yi Lin was bored, simply sat down and watched all around.

Since [Resent] accidentally unlocked the new function of See Through "Resentful Soul", and it is no longer a piece of ordinary dead skin, Yi Lin has an interest in further developing [Resent].

It’s a pity--

I don’t know if it’s because the murderer doesn’t wander in the street at will. Yi Lin sat on a bench in the bustling street of Huating City for an entire hour. , His eyes were sore, and I didn't find "Resentful Soul" attached to other people.

"It seems that the way to form the Resentful Soul is a bit harsh."

"Or maybe it is a time limit? If it takes too long, Resentful Soul will instantly become a Buddha?"

"Well, it's possible."

While Yi Lin was thinking about how to use [Complaint], he finally received a contact from Li Changge.

The superstar is off work.

Ten minutes later.

Yi Lin and Li Changge rejoined.

"Big brother, you don't speak martial arts. Just hit it, why bother to send a message, do you want me to return, or do you want to do it, or do you want to do it?"

Li Changge looked towards Yi Lin faintly, his expression chords eagerly weeping, and if he refuses, he welcomes it.

"Oh, I suddenly remembered that I seem to have a good piece of equipment temporarily borrowed from you? What is that piece of equipment? It seems to be..."

"Ah! Big brother! One day, you've been my Li Changge boss all your life!" When Li Changge heard these words, he understood in seconds, the speed of light changed his face, and he showed a dog-like expression: "Big You don’t know anything, since that day, I, Li Changge, have vowed to act as a pendant on the elder’s lap, the kind that will never leave you forever!"

"Okay, don’t shoot. flattery. I do have something trivial to ask you, so I will go back to your house first."

Li Changge heard this, his expression was abrupt, and then he lowered his head, seemingly embarrassed.

"Why? Inconvenient?"

"No! Convenient! Convenient! Very convenient!"

Li Changge hurriedly called a flying car, Speeding along the track towards the villa.

Only on the way.

With tears in his heart, Li Changge silently rejected a fan gathering that might be able to fight till dawn.

In half an hour.

Yi Lin once again came to Li Changge's luxurious villa.

At the entrance of the villa, the two cool sculptures of Li Changge are still very eye-catching.

Like someone who wants to tell the whole world--

I, Li Changge, mansion, here!

"By the way, who's your family?"

Yi Lin approached the villa, with the lights on and empty, and asked casually.

"Agent, Sister Lu is an agent." Li Changge seriously corrected Yi Lin's remarks, and then explained: "Sister Lu went to work overtime, because the new movie will be finished soon. Sister Lu needs to follow up on the publicity and distribution of Shaoxin movies."

Yi Lin nodded, did not ask too much.

He doesn't care about Li Changge's private life.

After the two of them had simply eaten, Yi Lin said the real purpose of the trip to find Li Changge.

"Although you claim to be my little brother, you can seriously say that we are friends." Yi Lin sat opposite Li Changge, rubbing against the High Level black tea, and said with a smile.

"Big guy..."

Yi Lin's words made Li Changge's tears moved.

"So, for the next conversation, we will follow the apostle rules."

hearing this, Li Changge's expression froze.

"Your spirit weapon is a curse type. For some special reasons, it is inconvenient for someone to curse on me?"

Fuck?

When Li Changge heard it,

he was stunned in an instant.

The big guy still has such a hobby?

Why don’t I know?

But soon.

Li Changge lowered his head and said weakly: "must?"

"I said, our conversation, according to the apostle rules, everything is profit-oriented I know that cursed spirit weapons cost a lot of money each time they are used, some are lifespan, some are attribute deductions, and the outrageous may even face life and death crisis, so I said, it's up to you."

After speaking, Yi Lin took another sip of hot black tea.

Waiting for Li Changge to make a decision.

Yes.

Yi Lin's purpose is to try whether Li Changge's ability to possess spirit weapons can become a ration for the evolution of [resentment].

If this is also possible...

Li Changge's expression is tangled.

He is really difficult to handle.

It's not that he is reluctant to let him remember the mother spirit, the more he looks at it, the more pleasing to the eye.

It's...

As Yi Lin said, the curse-type spirit weapon, although its effect is awesome, is totally unreasonable. But the conditions of use are very harsh.

Li Changge is hesitating.

Although he does consider himself the number one younger brother of Yi Lin.

But in the trial, the only thing I can rely on is myself.

Li Changge is neither stupid nor stupid. He is also weighing whether it is worth it.

After a while.

Li Changge gritted his teeth and finally made up his mind.

"If you really have this special taste, you guys, it's not impossible to come once..."

Yi Lin: "?"

Taste?

What the hell?

End.

Li Changge took out the puppet from the storage space.

At the same time, the mother spirit with long hair covering her face and pale skin appeared silently behind Li Changge.

The gloomy eyes of the mother spirit reveal two cold rays of light from the gap between the black hair.

Yi Lin slightly smiled.

Nie Hongxiu and Bai Xiaoyi were called out with a wave of hands.

The three mother spirits looked at each other in blank dismay.

In the next second, they happily hid aside and talked about the whispers between the girls. The atmosphere was very harmonious.

"By the way, what is the name of your mother spirit?"

"True Son."

"Oh, a good name. "

"That must be."

paused.

Seeing that Li Changge seemed to agree, Yi Lin smiled and said: "I told you before that as long as you reach the third rank, there will be a magic cultivator to restore Epic Grade equipment."

"I remember."

Li Changge nodded.

And then?

"After the third rank, the'forging function' will be unlocked, and the equipment with zero durability can also be completely repaired."

"Wonderful!" Li Changge slapped his thigh .

"Don't be happy, I haven't finished it yet." Yi Lin said with a laugh: "I tried to repair a few exterior equipment without any attributes, and it cost more than two thousand death points. . And if you want to repair the Epic Grade equipment, I guess..."

Yi Lin didn't finish talking.

But Li Changge is already confused and understands.

This is too clear.

Isn’t it just pressing krypton gold!

It's outrageous, it's too much.

Why is there such a cheating function?

When Li Changge thought of the huge death spot, his chest was churning with blood, almost spitting out a mouthful of old blood.

In this strong emotion, Li Changge felt sad, and there was a large hua hua rushing sound behind him, as if the river was going to the east like flowing water, and the money was gone forever.

Li Changge's mentality collapsed.

Finally, I have hope.

Before this hope could be opened up, Yi Lin was slapped to death by this sudden bad news.

Epic Grade is well equipped and wonderfully equipped. Whoever uses it will know. Li Changge can't do without that super battle clothes.

"What should I do then?" Li Changge cried and wailed, ying ying ying.

Yi Lin laughed and popped up a trading window to Li Changge.

[apostle 1010, application to send you a transaction application, is it acceptable?

[The other party is in your friends list. ]

[Note: Please be careful when trading, and beware of fraud. ]

[YES/NO?

Tower very warmly gave a reminder to prevent fraud.

This function is also the first time Li Changge has used it. With a bit of curiosity, press to confirm.

Yi Lin dialed 1000 points in an instant.

Don't look at Yi Lin's current death point at every turn of tens of thousands, these 1,000 points seem to be very few.

But after a brief stroke, it is obvious that DP() is very difficult to obtain under normal channels, especially when their level is still low.

Yi Lin cleared the Netherworld River junior high school dungeon. With the "SS" rating bonus, he finally won only 2800DP.

It is conceivable that these 1000 points of DP are definitely not a loss for Li Changge.

Li Changge also seemed to understand how huge this huge sum of money was. He chose to trade without the slightest hesitation and accepted it.

"wu wu wu, boss, I love you, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice!"

"get lost! Anyway, count me buying you once."

As the saying goes, money is easy to do. In the apostle, DP is hard currency, and Li Changge's speech is more agile.

Originally.

Li Changge's hesitation is because every time he uses the curse ability, it will be accompanied by a 50% drop in "Charm and Luck" as a price. And while the curse side effects are in effect, there will be a "blood and light disaster". As for whether to die in the "Bloodlight Disaster", it is all up to God's will.

Moreover, the duration of this side effect is calculated based on world switching.

To put it simply, if Li Changge uses the "curse" in the real world, the side effects will take effect in the next trial. On the contrary, if the "curse ability" is used in the inner world, the side effects will be brought back to the real world. Under the influence of the blood and light disaster, Li Changge may suffer various accidents and die tragically at any time.

――Very terrifying.

It can be called the ability to hurt the enemy a thousand and lose two thousand by oneself.

That's why Li Changge hesitated.

It might die after all.

Don’t be sloppy.

But Li Changge still agreed.

Even without the 1000DP that Yi Lin subsequently added, he still agreed.

"Wait, big man, you are already in the third rank? This is so fast! Wouldn't you rate it as an'A' every time, right?"

Li Changge recalled True Son who had been chatting with Nie Hongxiu and Bai Xiaoyi. When he was about to activate his abilities, he suddenly remembered this.

Even so handsome, he is just "B" or "C" every time he tries.

He even secretly laughed at himself more than once, and even the "clearance evaluation" seemed to have seen his preference and catered to his favorite size. Maybe it was destined...cough cough.

Yi Lin's level has been increased, too terrifying!

Fear, horror!

Not long ago, they were still at the same level in Guiwu Mountain.

"General." Yi Lin was humble.

Li Changge's mouth twitched slightly, no longer handsome does not raise.

The special effects of the chrysanthemum suddenly burst.

――The blossoming blossoms, blossoming cracks, flying in wind and rain.

Well, he decided to treat Yi Lin's modesty as a low-key pretence.

"Big brother, be careful, once this ability is used, even me, there is no way to take it back."

"Don't worry, I'm sure."

Li Changge saw Yi Lin's expression on his chest, so he no longer hesitated, and decisively activated his "curse" ability.

I saw Li Changge pointing towards Yi Lin, without any ceremony or preparation. A cold and biting aura followed Li Changge's fingertips and came quietly.

Yi Lin shivered subconsciously.

A sense of fatigue, silent and silent, spread all over the body, and the limbs suddenly drooped, and it was very laborious to lift up.

"Huh? This ability is a bit overbearing!"

Yi Lin raised his eyebrows slightly.

But he has not had time to experience the feeling of being cursed again.

From the forehead, a refreshing coolness instantly dissipated the discomfort of the curse, circulated a circle in the body, and returned to peace again.

Yi Lin can even make up for [resent] and stick it on his forehead, lightly making a full hiccup sound effect.

[Complain] After devouring Li Changge’s curse, the progress bar instantly rose from 67.2% to 72.3%...

This ration is of good quality!

Yi Lin is very satisfied.

The curse issued by Li Changge, naturally, cannot be compared with the curse of "Calypso" mention on equal terms.

When Yi Lin returned from the Caribbean Sea, under the cursed terrifying power, even his body quickly decayed. If there was no "Bacchus factor", he would have fallen into a box and there was no suspense.

Therefore, the increase of the progress bar can't be compared with the "Calypso lunch box".

But Yi Lin is already satisfied.

After all, the progress bar has also risen a bit.

"It's over."

Yi Lin clapped his palms and got up happily.

But Li Changge is stared wide-eyed, the kind of stunned dog.

"No, no, this is gone??"

In shock, Li Changge also stammered.

"It's okay."

Yi Lin's expression is calm.

It means perfectly clear.

Your curse is gone.

Li Changge suddenly, the wind was messy.

This commander has spent a huge price, risking a bloody disaster, so you guys can solve the curse easily and happily?

I, Li Changge, don’t want face?

Doesn't my mother spirit arrange noodles?

Although he had been mentally prepared, he knew that Yi Lin might have a way to solve the curse, otherwise he would not be so trembling as M's initiative to ask for a curse to wash his face.

But this speed is so fast that it makes people unprepared, and then went!

Yi Lin thought for a moment, looked calm, and said to Li Changge: "Stretch out your hand."

Li Changge is still in a daze, and his brain is in a state of crashing. Yi Lin tone barely fell, before he had time to use his brain, he stretched out his hand subconsciously.

Blood light flashed, Yi Lin moved sharply and cut a painless or itchy cut in Li Changge's hand.

Although Yi Lin is not the apostle on the agile side, after this round of strengthening, the agility attribute is a bit higher than the scum of Li Changge.

Yi Lin blade light flashed by, and Li Changge's palm didn't react until a trace of blood came out.

――He was chopped off.

"Big brother, are you...?"

Is the flogging of love?

Yi Lin laughed: "The disaster of blood and light."

Li Changge heard this, and soon figured out the purpose of Yi Lin. But he found it extremely absurd, his eyes widened: "This is also a disaster of blood and light?"

"Who knows?" Yi Lin didn't explain too much: "Maybe I can take advantage of it, after all. That guy is not without loopholes."

Li Changge will be suspicious.

But Yi Lin has mastered the strength, and there is only one loss of the wound. It is not painful or itchy, and Li Changge is not too distressed. He casually found a band-aid and applied it cautiously to the wound to avoid leaving any blemishes on his self-proclaimed perfect skin... He endorsed several skin care products, in case it affects the sales of father's merchandise. manage?

If Yi Lin knows what Li Changge thinks at the moment.

Maybe you will regret that the gap was cut shallow.

Yi Lin finally found the correct way to open [Grave], and was in a good mood.

At the same time, it has several points of regret.

If he can enter the trial with his own body in the cursed world in the Caribbean, let alone a Calypso... It might not be enough if he comes again. [Complain] food.

Next.

Yi Lin spent another two days eating and drinking in the Li Changge villa.

Li Changge was busy with work during the period.

The so-called annual blockbuster has entered the finishing touches.

The director is said to be very satisfied with the last scene of the day.

Even rants, saying that although Ying Wuxing has only one lens, it is the finishing touch, and the limelight overwhelms Li Changge, who is the protagonist.

These remarks made Li Changge's eyes towards Yi Lin full of jealousy in the past two days.

Yi Lin browsed the forum silently.

Estimating the emotions on Little Fatty's side, it has almost calmed down, so he took advantage of Li Changge's free time to put forward his thoughts.

"Well, I want to find a place that is more resistant to toss, do you have any suggestions?"

"Toss resistant? How do you want to toss, big brother?"

"It's nothing, I have two friends, I want to find a secret place, practice boxing, relax and relax."

"Hey, what a major event!" Li Changge gestured Waved his hand: "I got it right here!"

In Li Changge's view, Yi Lin's friends are his friends. This is nothing trivial.

"Here?"

Yi Lin looked around, replenishing the scene where Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu were standing together.

It’s choking.

Didn't expect Li Changge but with a mysterious smile, he took Yi Lin to the basement of the villa.

The empty basement is full of various facilities.

There are refrigerators, game consoles, computers, fitness equipment, washrooms, beds, etc.

Li Changge had N Se on his face, and before Yi Lin asked, he gave a treasure to explain: "Big brother, don't underestimate me. Humph, I'm used to thinking twice. Li Changge, an expert, since the day I became apostle, I have been mentally prepared to be chased to the ends of the earth."

"Here, it's a secret stronghold for me, hide. If it takes ten days to half a month, it’s not a problem at all."

"Also, look over there, there is an emergency exit that leads directly to the pond in my back garden. If there is If I don’t have a long eye to kill, I can make a noise, pick flowers behind my back, swing from side to side, twiddle slowly, and bring justice from the sky. When all kinds of tactics are deployed, I might be able to fight back."

"Are you sure..." Yi Lin walked to the wall and knocked on the basement all around the wall a few times: "Isn't this the place you used to date?"

Li Changge's expression instantly stiffened.

But he immediately put on an expression of "Upright Young Lord", pointing to his face: "Do you think I look like this person?"

"Confident Click, remove the word like."

"..."

Although Yi Lin is very skeptical, Li Changge secretly built the purpose of this basement.

But I have to say, very good.

Yi Lin originally thought that he would spend a lot of money to arrange the place where the plan was executed.

didn't expect.

Money is also saved.

This wave is not a loss.

"Wait."

Yi Lin's heart moved.

The plan... seems to have room for adjustment.

Thinking of this, Yi Lin suddenly looked towards Li Changge, staring blankly.

Li Changge was staring straightly at Yi Lin, feeling a little hairy in his heart.

He seemed to recall the fear of being trapped time and time again...

He recalled that under the Goddess Tower, he was tied into a tortoise and hesitated...

He recalled that in the crew, Yi Lin's bow left and right was almost drawn into cerebral palsy...

Li Changge took two steps back.

Yi Lin slightly smiled: "I have a friend, I want to ask you a little favor."

The next day.

Li Changge finally met the legendary "has a friend".

One centimeter difference will break through the two-meter mark of super vegetarian, come and see you with your fist.

"Sister Su, Su, and Sister Su are good."

Li Changge looked at Su Xiaosu's muscles, and instantly became obedient Li Changge, his limbs tight, and his smile stiffly greeted Su Xiaosu. .

In the Huating City incident, the two have met.

Although not familiar.

But he also knows that Su Xiaosu is ruthless.

So far, it is difficult for him to associate the words "woman" with "Su Xiaosu".

This question is too difficult!

The three of them sat down.

Li Changge obediently makes a pot of High Level black tea.

He watched Su Xiaosu pinching the tea cup and couldn't help but reminded: "Sister Su, this cup is fragile, and this is a limited edition, the price is a little bit...???"

The words are not over yet.

Crack.

The cup is cracked.

"Ah, sorry, sorry. How much? I will pay you."

Su Xiaosu apologized.

She did not expect that this cup is so fragile.

After all, the tableware used in her home is all made of alloy, which is resistant to toss.

Li Changge squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying, forced a smile and said: "Ha, ha, ha, it’s okay, it’s not so expensive to the point of distressing..."

"Oh."

Su Xiaosu nodded.

You really believe it!

I'm just polite!

Don’t be so upright, okay?

Li Changge is a little depressed.

But he really didn't dare to make this Su sister compensate for the loss of the cup.

Yi Lin knew that Su Xiaosu had a thin face and was not as embarrassed, so he took the initiative to tell the part of the "Little Fatty Capture Project" that needed Li Changge's cooperation.

After listening.

Li Changge was stunned: "Ah, this? Not so good, right?"

Yi Lin had expected that Li Changge would be pulled down, and he would suffer the first wave of rejection.

He quietly pointed to Su Xiaosu: "What do you think is not good?"

Li Changge closed his mouth instantly, his expression tangled.

But Su Xiaosu is very good.

She silently took out a card from the storage space and offered it with both hands.

"Please help."

"I hate it, what are the gifts! Are you all so familiar?" Li Changge gave a slight twist, but quickly moved from Su Xiaosu. Took the card.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't look, Li Changge suddenly tightened.

"This, this, this... Sister Su’s favor! I am morality reaching up to the clouds Li Changge helped!"

Li Changge quickly put the card away, His chest was slapped, and he added: "If there is another time, I will help too!"

Yi Lin: "It must be won."

Li Changge: "It must be Get +1!"

Su Xiaosu smiled sweetly.

Huating City.

Li Family.

Li Erpang sneaked out of the house sneakily.

No one found out.

For the sake of safety, he even dressed up in disguise, with a beard sticking to his mouth, even if Su Xiao had come, he would never be able to recognize him.

"Don't underestimate the angry fatty!"

Li Erpang clenched his fists.

Since Su Xiaosu went to his house to propose marriage that day, Li Erpang knew that his home was not safe anymore.

I don't know if it was because the ancestors of the Tang Dynasty Li Family, in order to stabilize the emperor's position and kill their brothers and feet, let Li Family bear some kind of curse. In the past hundred years, Li Family has fewer and fewer offspring, making it difficult to spread branches and leaves.

In this generation of Li Erpang, it turned out to be a single pass and became the only seedling of the emperor Li Family.

So, the only criterion for Li Erpang's parents to choose a daughter-in-law is to look good and healthy.

According to the old tradition, Su Xiaosu, whose hips burst out on the watch, and the skeleton is unique, and he can afford to toss, made Mayor Li full of satisfaction. The more he looked, the more he felt that the task of reviving Li Family's glory should fall on this generation of Li Erpang and Su Xiaosu.

Although Su Family is not the ancient emperor Aristocratic Family inheritance, it is not bad.

It's the right kind of person, with a talented and beautiful appearance. Which round should Li Erpang come to oppose?

Upstairs.

Li's parents stared at Li Erpang's sneaky back from the window, and smiled at each other.

After slipping out a distance.

Little Fatty shook suddenly.

"Why, scare me, I thought it was Sister Su who broke through and the "Do Not Disturb" setting came to the door! What is this kid doing with me if he has nothing to do?"

"En? What the hell? Hand-made? Badge? Too naive, Fatty is a professional fat house, and there are still things that can't be identified?"

I finished.

Li Erpang took out the phone.

Turn on--

Receive the picture sent by Li Changge.

"Fuck! What's this?"

"Hey, kid, wait, don't lose it, I'll go to your house for a good appraisal!"

Li Erpang hurriedly dialed Li Changge's number and yelled at the end of the phone, like a chrysanthemum on fire, and rushed towards Li Changge's villa.

In the crowd.

Outside the Li Family mansion.

Yi Lin looked at the back of Li Erpang leaving.

slightly smiled.

"Attention all units, the target has been hooked."

"The handsome Li Changge has received it!"

"Su Xiaosu has received it."

p>

"Sister Su can prepare."

"en." Sister Su's voice was a bit shy, and she didn't know if it was an illusion.

Yi Lin confirms that Li Erpang has taken the bait, and then turns on [Like a Shadow Following the Body] and trails behind Li Erpang to avoid any accidents.

This Little Fatty, if you really want to run, it is really difficult to stop him.