I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Unrelated people?

Cao Anbang has no expression on his face and his eyes are sharp.

Li Erpang rubbed his bruised cheek and walked in sadly.

Su Xiaosu lowered his head and walked in.

Immediately afterwards, a face paralyzed and muttered to himself, "I have a sword, I don't have a sword, I have a sword, I don't have a sword" followed and walked in.

These guys Cao Anbang also endured.

But when a brat who seemed obviously not in time for high school, licked a lollipop and got in, Cao Anbang almost got angry.

Is this a professional?

Boom!

Cao Anbang has not had time to protest.

The door suddenly locked.

Olele rants frantically with the exquisite small tablet: "Ahhhh...a small city is a small city, the internet speed is so slow!"

Zhu Tianzong: "No sword... No sword...No sword..."

Little Fatty didn't dare to look at Su Xiaosu, he quietly came to Yi Lin's side, and then he had time to ask: "By the way, what did Sister Su do today? I kindly said hello early this morning, she actually beat me to death without saying anything! Why do you say this?"

Yi Lin smiled and said, "Maybe this is flirting. Come on."

"Flying to death is also flirting? Ah... I yeah! Fatty, why should I flirt with her!"

Li The second fat was angry.

"But aren't you dead yet?"

Yi Lin patted Li Erpang's shoulders and decided not to entangle him too deeply on this topic.

Hu Sandao has moved towards Sheng Chunrou.

"Deserve it!"

Olele squatted at the feet of the two and heard the dialogue between Yi Lin and Li Erpang, taking pleasure in other people's misfortune said with a smile .

"What do you say about brat? Where do you go to sleep? Humph, did you brat skip class, right? Oh, did you ask your parents? Don't go back to father and mother spanking!" Li Erpang was one of those people who was sprayed and would definitely pay back ten times, so he immediately sprayed it back mystifying.

"Fart!" Oral City House is not deep, and Li Erpang's lame ridicule also made Oral angry. He couldn't help saying: "Who, who told you about Oral Le is skipping class? My Oulele never skipping class! Never! I was just and honorable on sick leave!"

"Who are you fooling?"

" Can I have surgery for appendicitis?"

"Appendicitis? I'm afraid it's not cut-skin?"

"get lost! It's a diagnosis certificate issued by Dr. Hu!"

"Doctor Hu? Which Doctor Hu?"

"Here! He!"

Ole Le pointed to Hu Sandao.

At this time, Hu Sandao has extended the palm of the hand, closed his eyes, and pressed Sheng Chunrou's forehead.

"He?" Li Erpang suddenly stared wide-eyed and couldn't help laughing a few times.

When Su Xiaosu saw Li Erpang and Meng Lang get up, he glanced over at him, and Li Erpang went down in an instant.

But he still stared at Oral sullenly: "Do you think that when you handed out the signature of'Hu Sandao' to your teacher, your teacher's expression was a bit strange?"

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Ole Le is hearing this, suddenly startled, opening his mouth wide and holding the lollipop.

Huh this?

Think of it.

It seems there really is something fucking up?

Little Fatty reminds me of the Ouler Book of Music. I just remembered that because of this urgent task, he had to find Hu Sandao to get a fake sickness certificate to ask for leave. Their head teacher repeatedly asked, above Is the "Hu Sandao" signed by the "Hu Sandao" doctor from the Capital Public Hospital.

At that time, when their head teacher determined that it was the "Hu Sandao", he said weirdly: "It's okay to take a few more days. It's not easy."

Le didn't pay attention.

I want to come now...

Not easy?

What do you mean?

"Young man, do you know why he is called Hu Sandao?"

"Why, why, why?" Li Erpang's tone also made Oulale involuntarily nervous stand up.

Li Er Fat Yinyin said with a smile: "Speaking of which was also news years ago. You can be forgiven for not knowing a brat. He is now a famous hand shake in the industry. One knife can make three knives, so I changed my name to Hu Sandao.

hehehe, do you ask him to get a disease certificate, and it’s still appendicitis? Of course, your teacher thinks it’s not easy for you to survive."

"In the real world, that guy can only sit on the outpatient paper and talk about soldiers. He can do the operation... I can't do it early."

Yi Lin was listening.

The news a few years ago?

How come he has no impression.

Looking at Li Erpang’s ridiculous tone, it seems to be a sensation?

"He was famous before?"

Yi Lin asked.

Li Erpang nodded: "You don't know? That was a sensation at the time, after all..."

Suddenly.

Just when Li Erpang was about to talk about some old gossip after a meal, Yi Lin frowned softly said: "Shhh...wait."

At the same time.

Hu Yidao, who checked Sheng Chunrou's situation, has smiled and retracted his palm from Sheng Chunrou's forehead, and it seems that there has been a result.

Yi Lin closes his eyes.

He felt someone peeping.

The feeling of being exposed in World of Ice and Snow without clothes on, Yi Lin, who makes the spirit attribute higher and higher, feels very obvious.

"Lele, block these surveillances."

"My name is Oulele." Oulele is dissatisfied, and once again corrects Yi Lin's words, but he has There was no delay, and he got up to work quickly with a small tablet.

This little thing, you don't even need to use his "skills."

Ten seconds later.

"Ou Biao, how do I fix it if I connect it? Just hack it out? Or is it completely paralyzed?"

"Just block out the sound."

" Oh, shield, Oralle received it!"

After Oralle finished speaking, he happily pulled a certain progress bar to the maximum on the tablet.

At the same time.

The monitoring room of Litai Central Hospital.

Tzzzzzzz zi--

The harsh high-frequency current sound instantly penetrated everyone's ears.

Everyone in the monitoring room is preparing to listen to the movement in the special ward. This sudden sound not only caused a 100,000 tons of crit on their ears, but also scared them all over. Vertical, with a dazed face, there was no reaction for a long time.

Tzzzzzzz ――

"What's the matter?"

"Okay, it seems that the program has crashed!"

"No backup Is it?"

"No! Just this one!"

"Don't hurry up to fix it!"

"We have to call an engineer over to maintain it !"

"Move fast! Go!"

"..."

Sheng Chunrou's special ward.

Yi Lin did not block the monitoring screen.

It is enough to remove the sound.

If the picture is also removed, the person behind the camera will surely know that one of them has moved their hands or feet.

If only the sound is blocked, even if it is suspected, there is no complete evidence.

Li Erpang is very strange: "Didn't you tell them to turn off the surveillance? Really when my fat master said fart?"

"hehe." Yi Lin laughed : "Who knows."

"Fuck, is it time to show off his true identity to pretend to be forced?" Li Erpang suddenly remembered this, he still had a black cover that was very uncomfortable Feng's certificate is placed in the storage space. This force must be installed by him. After all, he had just joined the special group not long ago, and he hadn't pretended this kind of sex in front of the police.

When he Li Erpang's eyes widened, he aggressively took out his ID from his crotch, and then roared: I, Li Erpang, a special group!

Just thinking about it makes me feel good!

This force must be installed once!

Li Er fatily thought.

"Why are you so good at this?" Oral squirted out politely.

"What did you say? Believing or not I went to your school to report your forged medical records?"

"That was also forged by Dr. Hu? What does it have to do with my Olele? "This sentence Oulele is righteous, very silly.

Damn?

Okay, it makes sense!

"It's okay, you two don't quarrel. Sister Su, take care of your Little Fatty."

"Okay." Su Xiaosu came to see you with a fist. Holding Li Erpang's small head with his palm, he lifted it away.

After the person in the interjection department finally calmed down, Yi Lin stepped forward and asked: "Is there a way to cure it?"

"Yes."

Hu Sandao said with a smile.

After a few seconds, Hu Sandao shook his head again: "But I don't recommend it personally."

"Why."

"Um... …It’s a bit difficult to explain. Let me give you a brief example."

Hu Sandao stretched out two fingers and began to raise chestnuts.

"It's like a normal surgical operation. There are two results to cure, alive or dead."

Ou Lele suddenly looked confused: " Hey, wait, is there something wrong with the wording here? Can you be cured even if you die?"

Hu Sandao interrupted suddenly to Oulele without being angry, and the third finger stood up. : "This is another example."

"It's like, a person's head is severed, and if I connect his head, it will be cured."

" It’s like a case I’ve encountered before. A couple quarreled. The wife cut his husband’s cow to ka-cha in anger... and the cut was very clean, with no roots left."

His--

I heard this sentence.

Student Li Erpang, who was grabbed by Su Xiaosu and raised his head in midair, suddenly sucked in a cold breath, loudly, and subconsciously clamped his legs.

Hu Sandao ignored Little Fatty, who felt a cold sou sou between his legs, and continued to tell the story of his career.

"I did this operation a long time ago. In fact, this kind of case is not uncommon."

Fuck it?

Is this not uncommon?

Li Erpang was about to cry, his legs were tied tightly, and there was no seam.

"I personally helped him pick it up. The urine is able to pee, but it is estimated that it will be difficult to... stand up. After all, the damage to the cavernous body is difficult to reverse."

" My ability is a bit special. It is a combination of several related skills. According to my personal preference, I named this set of skills "Mind Surgery"."

"The effect is probably that if one likes Woman, I can cure him, but after he is cured, he may not even like men and women, and ran to like animals. It may be a dog, it may be a pig, or it may be a steel pipe, who knows."

"Or, if a person suffers from double personality schizophrenia, I can'cure' him, but it is possible to have one more split personality. But the three people chatted very lively, he he he. "

deng deng deng.

The example of Hu Sandao has not been finished yet.

Everyone in the special ward, except for Sheng Chunrou, who lost his self in a hollow gaze, everyone else invariably stayed away from the terrifying figure Hu Sandao.

Very far away.

Even Zhu Tianzong, who was concentrating on thinking about the realm of the "swordless" realm, slammed against the wall and assumed a fighting posture.

"Don't be nervous!"

Hu Sandao lowered his head shyly: "This skill is not as exaggerated as you think. To successfully perform'psychic surgery', you must The patient is very cooperative. On the premise that your'will' attribute is much higher than that of the ordinary person, the success rate is very low."

Seeing that Hu Sandao’s expression does not seem to be lying, the ward is solemn The atmosphere eased slightly.

If you can turn a pure man into a gay or pervert at will, this ability is really scary.

With skill restrictions, it's not so outrageous.

Hu Sandao continued to explain: "I probably took a look at her situation. Well, her current state of mind, I assume it is entangled together, and there is no knot at all. Now it is. What you need me to solve is to'cure' this knot of thread."

Hu Sandao took out the exquisite scalpel and slashed in the middle in front of everyone.

"It is not difficult to cure, I only need a knife to cut down from the middle. Tear...I'm healed."

Hu Sandao grinned, showing two neat rows His white teeth pointed to the position of his temple and said, "But this thread is also broken."

"..."

The door reopened.

Cao Anbang walked in with a hint of anxiety on his face.

After coming in, he was taken aback.

Because there seems to be something wrong with the atmosphere in the ward.

There was no one in the vicinity of the professional doctor in the white coat, two meters around.

Everyone posted on the wall with weird expressions.

"This is...what's going on?"

Cao Anbang was puzzled, but didn't ask much, moved towards Hu Sandao straight to the point and asked: "Hu, Hu Doctor, is there any cure for her brain?"

Hu Sandao squinted his eyes and looked towards Yi Lin.

Yi Lin returned a tacit look.

Cao Anbang also didn't notice the brief glances between Yi Lin and Hu Sandao, and his face calmly waited for Hu Sandao to give a conclusion.

Hu Sandao understood it, and shook his head with a look of regret: "It's hard to do!"

It's hard to do?

Is there a chance?

Cao Anbang tentatively continued to ask: "Is this hospital inadequate or...? Because this is the only victim that can be found among all the missing persons. If she can recover, she will have a lot of influence on the whole case. breakthrough sexual help."

Hu Sandao grinned and waved his hand to say with a smile: "Her condition is very complicated and it involves a serious matter. You may not understand it if you say it, and you may not be able to listen even if you understand it. Do you understand? I don’t understand, do you? The interests and secrets involved are too important, this is not..."

Yi Lin feels that the more ridiculous and the more ridiculous, the faster it is. He tore Cao Anbang to pieces, and quickly took a step forward, coughing slightly, and interrupted Hu Sandao's nonsense: "Doctor Hu meant that Sheng Chunrou’s condition is very complicated, and further progress is needed. Discuss. Rest assured, we are professional."

Professional?

Cao Anbang looked at Hu Sandao.

looked towards the young man with a paralyzed face and a nervous face stuck to the wall.

He looked at Little Fatty of bloody nose and swollen face again.

Look again at the super-extreme who is 1.9-meter tall and clenched his fists next to Little Fatty.

Finally, his eyes fell on Oral playing with a small tablet with a lollipop.

This professional... team?

If it weren't for yesterday, he had specifically confirmed the documents issued by the superior.

He must doubt whether this group of people in front of him is a professional fraud.

Cao Anbang’s eyes twitched slightly, and he screamed in his heart, but in the end he didn’t say anything, he could only nodded: "That’s the only way to do this for now. After all, this matter was originally from our Litai City Police. The bureau is responsible. I hope to check the whole thing. As the water recedes, the rocks appear, all the victims, living, then must see the person, dead, then must see the corpse, I must give one to all the victims’ families Explain."

Yi Lin suddenly squeezed Cao Anbang's hand.

hu hu shake straight.

"You are a good policeman in Litai City. It's really very good."

The sudden enthusiasm of Yi Lin made Cao Anbang's expression condensed. But he shook his head quickly, not daring to take credit: "No, this is what I should and should be."

"Don't be humble, your efforts are obvious to all!" Yi Lin squinted his eyes and smiled. brilliant.

Cao Anbang coughed slightly, let go of his hand, and then sighed: "My only hope now is that this disappearance case can be resolved. If no other victims can be found, my position is probably Can’t keep it."

"Don’t worry! We will work out a treatment plan for Sheng Chunrou as soon as possible. As long as Sheng Chunrou’s spirit returns to normal, it should provide a lot of clues."

"OK Our police side will never relax. I will send another man tonight to investigate again in Sheng Chunrou’s circle to see if we can find some clues that have been overlooked before."

Yi Lin nodded: "As soon as we have any news, we will exchange information with Officer Cao immediately."

"Thank you!"

"You are polite!"

Cao Anbang left the special ward contentedly.

Slap.

The door is closed again.

After one minute of silence.

Li Erpang finally spirit slowly recovers from the shock of "a husband was cut off by his wife in anger", muttering to himself: "Wait, your expression is a bit familiar, how do I feel Is this Officer Cao going to be unlucky?"

Zhu Tianzong, who has not spoken much and seemed to be fooled into a mentally retarded boy, suddenly lifts the head and spit out three words coldly from his mouth: "This person has a problem. "

Hu Sandao shook the scalpel and said with a smile: "There is a problem +1."

Su Xiaosu nodded: "There is a problem +2."

Oral looked away from the Krypton-Krypton game on the tablet, and sullen his face coolly: "If you all think there is a problem, if I say there is no problem, then it seems that my Oral is very problematic. There is a problem +3!"

Li Erpang was so embarrassed by this series of solitaires that he looked left and right, subconsciously said: "Oh fucking? Wait, you guys said' Does "problem" mean the same thing as I understand "problem"?"

Yi Lin waved his hand: "This is not a place to talk."

Hu Sandao:" Understand."

Su Xiaosu: "Understand."

Oralle: "GOGOGO!"

Zhu Tianzong: "humph."

Speaking one sentence by one person as quickly as a solitaire game, several people set off at the same time, ready to leave.

Li Erpang was still on the spot, trying to widen his eyes, trying to make an expression that I could see everything through, but unfortunately he didn't succeed.

"This is going to go? You say this kind of words that make me confused by the fat man, it will give me the illusion of being despised in IQ!"

Hu San The knife showed a pity expression and kindly patted Li Erpang's shoulder.

Li Erpang: "?"

"Brother, be confident, this is not an illusion."

"..."

Several people are about to leave.

Zhu Tianzong embraced his arms and forced the grid to stay in place without any movement.

"I will stay."

Hu Sandao smiled: "Don't be afraid, I only operate on my patients. You, you have to add money."

Zhu Tianzong: "..."

Yi Lin laughed: "It's okay, I just have this intention. Anyway, you can't talk about the countermeasures next, I want you more You should concentrate on thinking about what is a realm without sword."

Zhu Tianzong silently nodded.

Before leaving, Yi Lin gave Zhu Tian a "come on" gesture to encourage him.

Olele is very worried.

"This Zhu Family's emperor will not be fooled out of trouble, right?"

Yi Lin coughed dryly: "How can I be called Huyou? Perfectly clear from the book , There is indeed such a person."

Olele has a black line: "You also said that it is called the book, can you match the number in reality?"

Yi Lin didn't care: "What if it's done?"

Olele was speechless for a moment.

Think carefully.

What does it have to do with Oralle?

So he chuckled comfortably.

When several people walked to the front of the hospital.

"Yi agent, Yi agent, wait, wait."

Cao Anbang's hurried voice came from behind.

"What's the matter? Officer Cao."

Cao Anbang looked towards Yi Lin, his face was weird, and he hesitated for a moment, as if some things weren't right to be said.

But in the end he still said: "We received a latest missing report one minute ago. Originally, we will not accept this kind of missing for less than 24 hours. But because of this whole case. The special reason for the incident, plus the name of the reported victim..."

"oh?" Yi Lin's expression was slightly startled: "What's special?"

"Reporter It's a hot pot restaurant Boss. He said that his newly recruited employee was missing all night. The name of the missing employee..." At this point, Cao Anbang’s upright face was slightly distorted, as if holding back some emotion, said "Also called Yi Lin. I have specifically confirmed that it is indeed having the same given name and family name with you. Look at this......?"

shua~ shua~ shua~ ――

Su Xiaosu, Hu Yidao, Oulele, Li Erpang, their eyes fell on Yi Lin instantly.

They hardly need to use their brains.

It can be confirmed in an instant that the "latest missing person Yi Lin" mentioned by Cao Anbang is the old yin beep Yi Lin with a calm expression in front of him.

Nothing in case.

No unless.

There is no other possibility.

Su Xiaosu, Li Erpang, and Oulele who are relatively familiar with Yi Lin, by the way, observe three seconds of silence for the unknown hot pot restaurant Boss.

In their opinion, Yi Lin used this kind of costly method and lurked in a hot pot restaurant. It must have fallen for eight lifetime's bloody bad luck. And this blood is the kind of old aunt's blood.

Yi Lin frowned, did this trick?

But he quickly shook his head and said with a smile to Cao Anbang: "It's normal. The special investigation team is not paid very high. I just found a hot pot restaurant to work. No, I am in a hurry, forget After asking for leave with Boss, he became anxious and called the police."

Cao Anbang was taken aback.

Yi Lin added slowly: "He is really a good boss."

Cao Anbang seemed to believe it at last.

And the case was cancelled.

This may be the fastest-solved disappearance case.

From reporting to solving the case, it took less than 5 minutes.

It's almost unimaginable.

Yi Lin also asked Cao Anbang not to tell Boss Ma the good news about finding someone, saying that he wanted to give his boss a surprise.

A few people walked out of the entrance of the hospital, looking at Cao Anbang's leaving back.

"What should I do now?" Oulele was young, not afraid of embarrassment, and asked decisively.

Hu Sandao laughed, in order to avoid frightening pedestrians, he put away the sharp scalpel and said, "It's still early, find a place?"

Su Xiaosu: "I'm hungry."

Everyone looked towards 1.99 Super Vegetarian, and slowly played a question mark.

gu gu gu ——

Su Xiaosu has a calm face, points to Li Erpang’s gu gu belly, and whispers in a sweet voice: “My Erpang is hungry. "

Who? It belongs to your family!

Did I dignified Li Erpang agree?

I dignified Li Family, the only son of the emperor’s descendant, don’t you want to show up?

If my great Tang was still there more than a thousand years ago, I would be a Crown Prince, Li Erpang!

The above are all the voices of Li Erpang.

But when the words came to my lips, it turned into: "Here, people are iron, rice is steel, don't blame me, don't blame me."

Su Xiaosu touched his feet and Li Erpang His head smiled sweetly.

After all, the voice of my heart is the voice of my heart. With these words, Li Erpang only dared to roar in his heart, and did not dare to roar a little bit in front of Su Xiaosu's face.

If you accidentally say it, you may be killed.

"Come on!"

Li Erpang covered his face, tears streaming down his face.

"Let's do it!" Yi Lin thought for a while, made a decision quickly, and waved his hand: "I invite you to eat hot pot! Talk while eating!"

Rear.

Yi Lin smiled and added: "Should none of you not eat spicy food?"